how did amerimutts condition themselves to become antisocial gluttonous cave trolls? to the point where their "perfect day" is eating and tuning in to Hollywood propaganda?
>Watching a movie and having a food is being antisocial
Why are non americans like this? They have to constantly one up everybody. We know you have a small penis, God made you like that. Its okay.
I have traveled a fair bit and people all over the developed western world seem the same in this respect. It comes with the territory of current technology.
>my perfect day is being alone and shoving an entire pizza into my mouth while watching shitty movies >this is not antisocial
amerishits everyone
There are more countries in EU that are known for having less social culture than the US so most likely someones perfect day in EU as well. Keep being obsessed, it is cute.
Everybody is playing up to that image because it's "popular" to be a lame loser today. When I was a teen, you would be ridiculed if you said your perfect day was this. It should be drinking until you puke and partying till dawn.
Teens today get off on lameness and self depreciation.
Your post genuinely made me laugh at little, because just the other day some /misc/gay was saying that normies are too over-socialized. Now they're antisocial. You will seethe at just about anything.
I am, but I don't find a way complain about the most mundane things.
On the other hand, why would that poster, who hates both hollywood and americans, spend time on an american website centered mostly around hollywood movies?
It's just complaining for the sake of it.
It a movie of Mike Stolkaska getting beaten by Lucas. Just getting his legs broken, while lucas asks for apologies. Just gruesome. Thankfully its just a movie. I would be eating 4 day old chinese food and sitting in a rocking chair. It would be horrifically hot out, so I'm sweating.
>Hot tamale robin! >The purity of this air is criminal!! >WhatDoweDoBatman!? >to the brap cave robin... >*Gulp* >D-d-do we have to batman.. >Get in the brap cave robin
>punchin' Judy
I will never forget being a small child, reading Paddington Bear storybooks, and coming across that part where they go to the beach.
It's funny the things we remember and will never forget. Also, this art style was so good, it made me fall in love with drawing and painting from a very young age.
not them but it's pretty effective and easy to get. the only reason people seem to be against it is they're embarrassed to do something that teens without access to a drug dealer do, like they're afraid of not being cool.
has nothing to do with embarrassment and everything to do with the effects being shit. It makes my heart rate jump to the 140s and makes me feel weak and fragile, as if im about to die. Nothing about it is an improvement over alcohol or weed, which are just as entry-level. Im not knocking the whole /dis/ category but DXM is garbage every time I try it
>wake up >Vape weed >Jack off in blissful state to which quality 3d blender porn >Bust a fat nut >Make an egg sandwich with a side of bacon, an orange, bell pepper, and cucumber >Do some weights while listening to a full album >Shower >Pour a drink or beer >Turn on a kino >If a hot chick on screen shows up you check if she has done nude scenes >Finish movie >Proceed to jack off if she has nudes otherwise load up a fun game >Order lunch >Meditate >Open up one of your sealed Lego sets >Build it while listening to something >Clean the house >Make dinner >Watch some tv you have on your hard drive or stream while having dinner >Shower if you jacked off of feel greasy >Get in bed >Open up a book >Sleep
I want to contribute to this because you're all having so much fun, and I sometimes do exactly this with girls I date, and I'd happily even specify in the title how autistic mine are because I like to get specific.
But no matter what I post someone always shits on it.
Some time ago my cousin fixed a double date at his place for both of us with a couple of girls.
I had to take care of the movie and I went with A Clockwork Orange.
I doubt you've done worse than that.
>get up at 5am >leave my car at home andtake first bus to trainstation. >listen to a bunch of songs on bus and train. >go to lake >start fishing with bobber on rod and a spinner on the other >drink monster energie paradise or ulta white >eat a burger for lunch >i fish all day wile i listen to cumtown >get home and cook a fish for dinner.
I was too lazy to put in lembas bread because I've looked up so many recipes for it and it always sounds foul, but Hobbits are supposed to literally eat all fricking day so I just went with the meme.
And I was going to add another category for "company" and toss in cute girls, but I realized like half of my images would just have Sophia Lillis in them, so what's the point? Fill it in with your own ideal partners.
how did amerimutts condition themselves to become antisocial gluttonous cave trolls? to the point where their "perfect day" is eating and tuning in to Hollywood propaganda?
>Watching a movie and having a food is being antisocial
Why are non americans like this? They have to constantly one up everybody. We know you have a small penis, God made you like that. Its okay.
>my perfect day is being alone and shoving an entire pizza into my mouth while watching shitty movies
>this is not antisocial
amerishits everyone
kek this. Why do Euros ALWAYS talk about Americans?
Why do Americans ALWAYS assume it's the yuros?
Rent free
they like to pretend SA does not exist because we are slowly replacing the jajajaja
>south amerimutt education
amerishits have the smallest dicks on average in the western world.
>amermutt """""pizza"""""
into the shitter it goes.
>hates movies
>browses the movie board
in case you haven't noticed this board is just blue /b/ even before /qa/ went down
my perfect day would require even more food, then 3 days of rest for digesting it
I have traveled a fair bit and people all over the developed western world seem the same in this respect. It comes with the territory of current technology.
Because we would have to be social with other Americans.
There are more countries in EU that are known for having less social culture than the US so most likely someones perfect day in EU as well. Keep being obsessed, it is cute.
>nooooo s-stop making fun of me, it's the other continent that I hate is ackshually like that
Amerisharts everyone
>less social culture than the US
it's fake anon, like everything your shithole produces
Dumbass
>Movies bad
>Eating tasty food bad
What do you want me to do? Meditate on a comfy day off?
Either Annd of Green Gables.
This is what their israeli masters want. Obese cattle people.
>implying lurking on Cinemaphile is any better
Everybody is playing up to that image because it's "popular" to be a lame loser today. When I was a teen, you would be ridiculed if you said your perfect day was this. It should be drinking until you puke and partying till dawn.
Teens today get off on lameness and self depreciation.
go frick yourself reddit normalBlack person
this pic is based except for p*tter
Lmao this i hate amerimutts so much it's unreal
Functioning humans see this picture and see themselves doing it with their gf or wife. You pictured yourself doing this alone. Sad
>eating food and watching your favorite movie on a rainy day somehow makes you an antisocial cave troll
How depressing is your life you ghoul?
>british media
>italian food
>still can't stop thinking about America
Your post genuinely made me laugh at little, because just the other day some /misc/gay was saying that normies are too over-socialized. Now they're antisocial. You will seethe at just about anything.
>you will
lol you realize you're part of Cinemaphile too when you post here?
I am, but I don't find a way complain about the most mundane things.
On the other hand, why would that poster, who hates both hollywood and americans, spend time on an american website centered mostly around hollywood movies?
It's just complaining for the sake of it.
>I don't find a way complain about the most mundane things.
>complains about complaining on Cinemaphile
It a movie of Mike Stolkaska getting beaten by Lucas. Just getting his legs broken, while lucas asks for apologies. Just gruesome. Thankfully its just a movie. I would be eating 4 day old chinese food and sitting in a rocking chair. It would be horrifically hot out, so I'm sweating.
>Film
It would be the simpsons season 1-8 DVD commentary
I love pizza just like most people but why do some people especially woman make pizza a part of their personality?
Forget the films
should have included a baby chair
One of the most based pictures ever produced by Cinemaphile.
Pizza, a rainy day, curled up on the bed and Salo on the TV.
Anything with Sarah Gadon. She always makes any day better.
When i saw Dracula untold, i was instantly in love
i'm not sure about the fort
I'd also accept a pile of beanbag chairs or a giant pit sofa
It's a brap cave, to trap in the aroma.
>Hot tamale robin!
>The purity of this air is criminal!!
>WhatDoweDoBatman!?
>to the brap cave robin...
>*Gulp*
>D-d-do we have to batman..
>Get in the brap cave robin
>cozy blanket den
>11-12 hours of film trilogy, so likely running a marathon with friends
>big pot of hot, tasty chili with beans
Imagine the smell
Film: Heat
Weather: Windy autumn night
Location: Home
Food: Wife's ass
>Autumn
does Heat have a lot of replay value? It doesnt seem like something youd wanna watch multiple times
It does for me.
My perfect day is doing heroin and staring at a wall
Now mate, perfect day
>wake up early
>walk, semi workout
>shower
>healthy good breakfast
>try finishing up duties
>relax afterwards
sounds gay af
based punch and Judy bro
>punchin' Judy
I will never forget being a small child, reading Paddington Bear storybooks, and coming across that part where they go to the beach.
It's funny the things we remember and will never forget. Also, this art style was so good, it made me fall in love with drawing and painting from a very young age.
10/10
DXM is a shit-tier drug
not them but it's pretty effective and easy to get. the only reason people seem to be against it is they're embarrassed to do something that teens without access to a drug dealer do, like they're afraid of not being cool.
has nothing to do with embarrassment and everything to do with the effects being shit. It makes my heart rate jump to the 140s and makes me feel weak and fragile, as if im about to die. Nothing about it is an improvement over alcohol or weed, which are just as entry-level. Im not knocking the whole /dis/ category but DXM is garbage every time I try it
>Chest Congestion
have fun puking it all out on the come-up
Cleaning, washing, pooping, etc :^) I'm no israelite
>wake up
>Vape weed
>Jack off in blissful state to which quality 3d blender porn
>Bust a fat nut
>Make an egg sandwich with a side of bacon, an orange, bell pepper, and cucumber
>Do some weights while listening to a full album
>Shower
>Pour a drink or beer
>Turn on a kino
>If a hot chick on screen shows up you check if she has done nude scenes
>Finish movie
>Proceed to jack off if she has nudes otherwise load up a fun game
>Order lunch
>Meditate
>Open up one of your sealed Lego sets
>Build it while listening to something
>Clean the house
>Make dinner
>Watch some tv you have on your hard drive or stream while having dinner
>Shower if you jacked off of feel greasy
>Get in bed
>Open up a book
>Sleep
did you forget
>take wife, kids, and dog for a picnic at the park
?
Wife? Kids? Pets? Um..
It would not contain any film, I watch films when I'm too tired to do anything better.
good
I thought Reddit hated pollution.
But they love the hustle and bustle of the city.
>Coal burner
>Rain
>Bed
>Meat
???
Read Jennette's new book. Dan the Man was apparently obsessed with cold cuts and would just eat fricking plates of them at a time while on set.
And Jennette isn't a coal burner, she dated Andre for a literal week, broke up with him, and then trolled him for being ugly on social media.
was he trying to larp as tony soprano?
That was actually my exact thought as well when I read that lol
>Dated a Black person who posted her underwear selfies for by your own admission at least 168 hours.
>Not a coalburner.
Last night I Bed Antipasto'ed your sister?
Living the dream
>harry potter
post breasts or GTFO
DO
AMERICANS
REALLY
???????
Do amerigolemuttoidrones really?
My perfect day includes wood chopping, spaghetti westerns and demon's souls.
>reddit weather
>reddit post
>reddit replies
>reddit board
>reddit website
It's a reddit world Black person
you're just living in it
For me, this is the perfect summer movie, along with troy
>bell peppers
have a nice day
No.
Stargate episode. And couch, not bed.
Heat.
It's a perfect daaaaaay
What I'd give if I could find a way to staaaay
Lost in this moment noooooow
Fartballs was the best comedy of the 2000s
I couldn't be bothered to change the weather or the kinohaus setup but both work well enough for the chosen kino anyway so I don't care.
I want to contribute to this because you're all having so much fun, and I sometimes do exactly this with girls I date, and I'd happily even specify in the title how autistic mine are because I like to get specific.
But no matter what I post someone always shits on it.
Some time ago my cousin fixed a double date at his place for both of us with a couple of girls.
I had to take care of the movie and I went with A Clockwork Orange.
I doubt you've done worse than that.
i am already kekinating at my idea of what your ideal day is. you're such a loser.
Describe it.
>But no matter what I post someone always shits on it.
who cares lmao
I've got my bros over. We're gonna do a marathon.
Okay, that's pretty good honestly.
Don't need the movie or whatever that is in the first panel. Comfy location, frosty weather and Lots and lots of alcohol is absolutely peak comfy day
>What film would you include in your perfect day?
A "perfect day" would never involving laying around staring at a fricking screen...
Here comes the guy with something to prove.
>
>get up at 5am
>leave my car at home andtake first bus to trainstation.
>listen to a bunch of songs on bus and train.
>go to lake
>start fishing with bobber on rod and a spinner on the other
>drink monster energie paradise or ulta white
>eat a burger for lunch
>i fish all day wile i listen to cumtown
>get home and cook a fish for dinner.
I was too lazy to put in lembas bread because I've looked up so many recipes for it and it always sounds foul, but Hobbits are supposed to literally eat all fricking day so I just went with the meme.
And I was going to add another category for "company" and toss in cute girls, but I realized like half of my images would just have Sophia Lillis in them, so what's the point? Fill it in with your own ideal partners.
You nailed it, that's pretty much a perfect LoTR weekend
(I wouldn't bother with the hobbit movies but free shrugs)
imagine the shits