Joy Ride was fun, I took this chick with big bazoombas and an annoying voice, I tried to kiss her and she rejected me. I took another girl to FEAR DOT COM, it was so bad that we ended up making out the whole time and I felt her up through her clothes(we were at the back row and the theater was practically empty). I took that same girl to the Spongebob movie and we had a good laugh when Patrick had the flag between his buttcheeks. I tried renting So I Married An American Murderer twice with her and both times we ended up having sex well before it was over, I still never finished it but it seemed meh anyway. I have more stories from the early 2000s for you if you want them.
I took my wife to see Leon for our first date (No, not in 1994. Some cinema was doing a 20 year anniversary re-showing).
I enjoyed it. It went pretty well.
I took my wife to see Leon for our first date (No, not in 1994. Some cinema was doing a 20 year anniversary re-showing).
I enjoyed it. It went pretty well.
>Coraline, age 12, my first "gf"
Trying desperately to be funny and working up the courage to hold her hand, once we did I did not let go >Inherent Vice, after/during college, oneitis
We both got filtered hard and afterwards took a walk in the park, where she basically told me we're better as friends >Nightcrawler, after college, friend of a friend from Tinder
Not that spooky but she would take jump scares the opportunity to hold onto me as an excuse to touch me, our next date it seemed like we both totally lost interest in each other >1917, during covid, another cute girl friend-of-friend of coworker
"Hey it looks like if we go to a movie we have to sit two seats apart? That's weird" so we decide to go to a board game cafe and I show her three different ones back-to-back and found out she doesn't really enjoy board games. We never met up again
In short my movie dates never went well, don't go on movie dates anons
It's still 2-3 hours of sitting next to each other saying nothing. That's 2-3 hours you could have spent talking to each other, have the date end sooner, and have more time in the day.
Did it on the first date, didn't think it was a good idea, but the girl and I are doing very well now. We did get there early and talk for 45 minutes first, built rapport, then the movie was a good opportunity to get closer 😉
Toward the end of Real Steel I look over at my date and she's biting her lower lip and shadow boxing alongside Hugh Jackman and getting caught up in the movie. She looked adorable. I really wanted to kiss her. But it was a first date and I was shy so I waited.. A few days later we had sex. Ten years later and she's sleeping beside me as my wife. b***hes love robots. We've seen a lot of other movies since then.
My gf of 6 months and I saw the Mario movie and Guardians of the Galaxy 3 this year. The former was decent, the latter was pretty frickin boring. I do love her very much, even though some of her tastes are mega normie.
I enjoyed Star Wars: The Force Awakens and The Martian with a pretty single mother in the kinoplex. We mocked both The Martian and SWTFA while watching it.
whaaaat!? you lazy Black person, juno had this freebie in it. playing this song got me two separate girlfriends and you could teach a monkey to play it in about 5 minutes:
kek none. I never take a date to a movie I actually give a shit about. In fact I only watch movies I give a shit about by myself. I don't need fricking civvies talking or having to be thinking about flirting with a woman during the kinographique. Also I will most certainly sperg out and analyze the entire movie over drinks afterwards.
Actually now that I think about it I did enjoy the new evil dead. She was fat and I sucked her breasts.
>Muh Social Skills Cope
its all about Money Looks and Height if you believe you got a Girl because of your Social Skills or your Personality you are a Fool
i never understood how people make friends as adults, its like a foreign concept to me. do you just approach a random person somewhere and go "hey lets hang out?" seems a little weird. the only friends i still have are the ones i made in middle school, never met any new people in adulthood i ever wanted to hang out with
Yeah, you'll never have friends as good as the ones you make as a kid. I always envied people who have friends that they've known since childhood. I wish I made an effort to be good friends with some guys in high school. Some of them were very nice and kind to me. But I was a contrarian fricking proud to be a loner.
I watched The Mummy 2 with my fiance way back on our second date, it went great. We had bonded over the first one on our previous date, but we had both recently rewatched it. Not as good as the first one but still very rewatchable and enjoyable.
i dont watch movies with women, its hard to enjoy your kino when you have to constantly explain whats going on to them because their pea size woman brains can never follow the plot
They understand, anon. They pretend to ask questions because they want to engage you in conversation and to show that they're interested in what you like.
Joy Ride was fun, I took this chick with big bazoombas and an annoying voice, I tried to kiss her and she rejected me. I took another girl to FEAR DOT COM, it was so bad that we ended up making out the whole time and I felt her up through her clothes(we were at the back row and the theater was practically empty). I took that same girl to the Spongebob movie and we had a good laugh when Patrick had the flag between his buttcheeks. I tried renting So I Married An American Murderer twice with her and both times we ended up having sex well before it was over, I still never finished it but it seemed meh anyway. I have more stories from the early 2000s for you if you want them.
>Spongebob movie
>leon, the profession
both BASED
I took my wife to see Leon for our first date (No, not in 1994. Some cinema was doing a 20 year anniversary re-showing).
I enjoyed it. It went pretty well.
>Coraline, age 12, my first "gf"
Trying desperately to be funny and working up the courage to hold her hand, once we did I did not let go
>Inherent Vice, after/during college, oneitis
We both got filtered hard and afterwards took a walk in the park, where she basically told me we're better as friends
>Nightcrawler, after college, friend of a friend from Tinder
Not that spooky but she would take jump scares the opportunity to hold onto me as an excuse to touch me, our next date it seemed like we both totally lost interest in each other
>1917, during covid, another cute girl friend-of-friend of coworker
"Hey it looks like if we go to a movie we have to sit two seats apart? That's weird" so we decide to go to a board game cafe and I show her three different ones back-to-back and found out she doesn't really enjoy board games. We never met up again
In short my movie dates never went well, don't go on movie dates anons
kino recaps
they're good as a second or third date usually
Are movies considered to be a terrible date? You should at least be talking to each other and getting to know them.
Going to the movies is not the end of the date unless you are going after a dinner. And it depends how much she's into movies overall.
It's still 2-3 hours of sitting next to each other saying nothing. That's 2-3 hours you could have spent talking to each other, have the date end sooner, and have more time in the day.
Did it on the first date, didn't think it was a good idea, but the girl and I are doing very well now. We did get there early and talk for 45 minutes first, built rapport, then the movie was a good opportunity to get closer 😉
Bowling is a terrible date idea. Might be good as a group date. But one on one is really bad.
Clash of the Titans
>fell asleep
>woke up at the end
>girl was gone
>lost my wallet
Toward the end of Real Steel I look over at my date and she's biting her lower lip and shadow boxing alongside Hugh Jackman and getting caught up in the movie. She looked adorable. I really wanted to kiss her. But it was a first date and I was shy so I waited.. A few days later we had sex. Ten years later and she's sleeping beside me as my wife. b***hes love robots. We've seen a lot of other movies since then.
My gf of 6 months and I saw the Mario movie and Guardians of the Galaxy 3 this year. The former was decent, the latter was pretty frickin boring. I do love her very much, even though some of her tastes are mega normie.
In the Realm of the Senses.
lost the V after going for it during the underwater portion of this scene way back in high school.
I enjoyed Star Wars: The Force Awakens and The Martian with a pretty single mother in the kinoplex. We mocked both The Martian and SWTFA while watching it.
ITT: fakecels
Took my first gf to see Juno in high school. I chose poorly
whaaaat!? you lazy Black person, juno had this freebie in it. playing this song got me two separate girlfriends and you could teach a monkey to play it in about 5 minutes:
Fast Five, she got bored half way though and she started playing with my dick. Which was kinda lame because the movie was getting really good
>Fast Five
>really good
Theaters are Normie Places even the Theaters Employees treat better the LGBT Couples over the Incel Loners who go Alone to watch a Movie
kek none. I never take a date to a movie I actually give a shit about. In fact I only watch movies I give a shit about by myself. I don't need fricking civvies talking or having to be thinking about flirting with a woman during the kinographique. Also I will most certainly sperg out and analyze the entire movie over drinks afterwards.
Actually now that I think about it I did enjoy the new evil dead. She was fat and I sucked her breasts.
How do you gays get dates in the first place
go outside and don't be fat
honestly, ive gone solo quite a few times, they dont really give a frick
>go outside and dont be fat
Okay, I already do that. Now what?
talk to women without going full autist
join clubs, classes etc
>without going full autist
But I am autistic.
https://www.autismsociety-nc.org/first-date-autistic-adults/
Wow, that is very useful. Thank you.
Thank you, fren.
>Muh Social Skills Cope
its all about Money Looks and Height if you believe you got a Girl because of your Social Skills or your Personality you are a Fool
NPCs memes dont work for me
It's probably because you have maltypical autism. Sorry about that!
i never understood how people make friends as adults, its like a foreign concept to me. do you just approach a random person somewhere and go "hey lets hang out?" seems a little weird. the only friends i still have are the ones i made in middle school, never met any new people in adulthood i ever wanted to hang out with
Yeah, you'll never have friends as good as the ones you make as a kid. I always envied people who have friends that they've known since childhood. I wish I made an effort to be good friends with some guys in high school. Some of them were very nice and kind to me. But I was a contrarian fricking proud to be a loner.
One of the best nights of my life o saw The Karate Kid at a drive in. The one with Jackie Chan. The movie sucked but it was a great date.
drive in = kvno
Joseph Gordon Levitt is relentlessly handsome.
I watched The Mummy 2 with my fiance way back on our second date, it went great. We had bonded over the first one on our previous date, but we had both recently rewatched it. Not as good as the first one but still very rewatchable and enjoyable.
I saw that stupid fricking balls of fury movie. The girl I was with tried touching my crotch and I literally smacked her hand away.
does seeing movies with my mom count?
Sometimes I miss my ex wife she would watch anything with me even if I knew she didn’t give a frick about it
The prostitute Suck the Pepsi like she Suck my Dick
The second date with me and my wife was watching evil dead
i dont watch movies with women, its hard to enjoy your kino when you have to constantly explain whats going on to them because their pea size woman brains can never follow the plot
They understand, anon. They pretend to ask questions because they want to engage you in conversation and to show that they're interested in what you like.