>AI hooker
Why would this even exist? AI in Halo are pretty powerful and basically the only one up humanity has over the Covenant. They wouldn't waste one being a sex worker. She'd be installed on a military ship or something.
You have "smart" A.I like Cortana, BB, Roland etc that are made from human brains and are considered sentient with a limited lifespan. Then you have "dumb" A.I which is heavily used in all sectors of society, these can be highly advanced but they are just advanced code, no sentience, no death. So he probably got a dumb hooker A.I.
So whats the verdict? I heard the first few episodes of season 1 were aids but then everyone stopped talking about it. Now I've heard that the later episodes are good?
S1 was pretty much a trainwreck but S2 is pretty much retconning most of it and is looking like they're trying to stick closer to the source material. We're only on episode 3 and we're already getting to The Fall of Reach.
Why are the Spartans so aggressive to each other? Aren't Spartans, at least Spartan-IIs, supposed to have strong comradery because they trained with each other?
Yeah thats on me, forgot this show was non-canon so the writers could frick it up as much as they want.
Spartans in comics and books kind of flip flop depending on the writer and whether it’s a book pre 343 or not but in general they’re supposed to treat each other like family with Halsey being as much of a mother figure as she can be to 7 foot tall power armour wearing super soldiers
Iirc Spartan 2s also perceive time fast enough they prefer not talking and just using gestures
Spartan 3s could have some kind of rivalry with them but as of the fall of reach Spartan 3s should be relatively unknown to the spartan 2s except for noble team
I guess that makes sense, at least in the Spartan 3s case. IIRC the 3s were aggressive and I think alpha company were regarded as being pretty unruly.
Canon wise it looks like they’re using some events from the game reach but telling it only using spartan 2s so far.
But the plot is so cliche so far it’s unreal
Starts with generic evil British guy pretending to be nice then immediately shows that he’s a stereotypical evil smarmy British guy.
For whatever reason oni pronounced o n I wants to hide the fact the covenant used chief to try and train a certain platoon of elites into being better warriors and this works despite their being witnesses and dead marines who all have camcorders in their helmets
And somehow even though humanity is in a dictatorship with hood at the top of the food chain Oni are somehow able to remove a spartan team from deployment even though each spartan is equivalent in resources to a supercarrier
Also pow lady is alive and the covenant are subservient to her even though she is literally against there religion and the elites show no signs of a schism
Also chief tips off some game reach kings and they head to visegrad relay
Spartans in comics and books kind of flip flop depending on the writer and whether it’s a book pre 343 or not but in general they’re supposed to treat each other like family with Halsey being as much of a mother figure as she can be to 7 foot tall power armour wearing super soldiers
Iirc Spartan 2s also perceive time fast enough they prefer not talking and just using gestures
Spartan 3s could have some kind of rivalry with them but as of the fall of reach Spartan 3s should be relatively unknown to the spartan 2s except for noble team
As a writer for nuHalo, Cortana split herself into several pieces in Halo 4 and there are several personalities of her floating around.
One was recovered by the USNC and is The Weapon in Infinite.
>some garbage adaptation of a videogame released 20 years ago that I'll never watch
I don;t care and nobody else does. These productions are dead before they're even released.
Is that one of those multi-mode flashlights? I hate those fricking things. Just give me one button that does one thing: turn the flash light ON/OFF. If I want the fricking thing to flash, I'll press the button repeatedly. Outside of that, I hate metal flashlights too. They're slippery in the rain. Rubber grip is a must, and a big, rubber ON/OFF button is a must.
I HAVE SO MANY FRICKING PROBLEMS
WHY DID THEY SUE THE WEAPON MODEL
WHO THE FRICK IS ACKERSON
WHY DO I GIVE ANY SHITS ABOUT SOREN OR THE FRICKING ASIAN b***h
HOW IS THE wiener bawd NOT DEAD
???????????????????
Still a great trailer after all these years. I once thought things would only get better but instead they just get worse. Imagine if we'd gotten that Halo film they talked about in the 00s instead of this non-canon show. Heck imagine if they actually made the TV show but made it in 2013 when they announced it.
A Spartan IIs as a main character in live action doesn't work. Should've been ODST and ONI members with sprinkles of Master Chief. Easier to find 7 foot stunt doubles then a 7 foot actor too.
I always felt the best Halo show would mainly focus on ODSTs or similar, and occasionally hear about top secret Spartan shit on the side. Then only in the finale does your fireteam of ODSTs you've spent a season learning to love get caught with nowhere to go, the Covenant appears, and then they get pulled out of the fire by Master Chief in a grand rescue with the Halo theme blaring loud and clear.
Basically what Forward Unto Dawn did. And FUD was kino.
There is not fallowing the source material, and there is doing a twist to internally piss off the fans.
You can tell the israelites wanted just make fun off the "nerds" who played halo man games.
She qt.
cortana was first waifu chads... we lost
anyone remember 1vs100
she was the announcer and it always fricked me up hearing cortana saying game show stuff
Never played Left 4 Dead?
I miss this game, it’s weird that Microsoft decided to completely can this despite being a huge success for them that easily could have been built up.
That and DORITOS™ Crash Course (SPONSORED BY DORITOS™), the two games that tried to implement the weird Mii knock-offs but never quite got it right
There was a concerted effort to go after Cortana *because* she was a waifu character.
is that the new halo tv show cortana? looks like an improvement if so
if only. It's literally an AI hooker that John is paying to dress up like cortana so he can confess how much he misses her.
I was willing to give the show a second chance, but after that scene I'm officially out. There's no saving this stupid show.
>I was willing to give the show a second chance
why
are you dumb?
>dress up like cortana
huh?
what are you confused about? he literally was fricking around with the sliders trying to match her hair to cortanas.
The Cortana in OP's pic is different than the sex-both Cortana (the one in OP pic is real Cortana imprisoned by Ackerson)
No it isn't you moron
you're right, I hadn't seen the second episode yet. Still, what I posted exists and they should be ashamed of themselves for how stupid it is.
I will never watch the show and i believe him
>paying to dress up like cortana so he can confess how much he misses her.
>much he misses her.
The Covenant woman.
>AI hooker
Why would this even exist? AI in Halo are pretty powerful and basically the only one up humanity has over the Covenant. They wouldn't waste one being a sex worker. She'd be installed on a military ship or something.
You have "smart" A.I like Cortana, BB, Roland etc that are made from human brains and are considered sentient with a limited lifespan. Then you have "dumb" A.I which is heavily used in all sectors of society, these can be highly advanced but they are just advanced code, no sentience, no death. So he probably got a dumb hooker A.I.
Nobody's posted a mega link.
idk man, ask them
>cortana is essentially imprisoned and cheerfully subservient
JFC how can they get Halo so wrong?
women. simple as
Which videogame?
So whats the verdict? I heard the first few episodes of season 1 were aids but then everyone stopped talking about it. Now I've heard that the later episodes are good?
S1 was pretty much a trainwreck but S2 is pretty much retconning most of it and is looking like they're trying to stick closer to the source material. We're only on episode 3 and we're already getting to The Fall of Reach.
This is not true in the slightest and you know it, shill
Is Master Chief also going to have sex with her?
She isn't a pow so no
>ha, you guys have FEELINGS
Are they in fricking middle school?
>Are they in fricking middle school?
Well, yes
Why are the Spartans so aggressive to each other? Aren't Spartans, at least Spartan-IIs, supposed to have strong comradery because they trained with each other?
Just forget everything you know about Halo when it comes to this show.
Yeah thats on me, forgot this show was non-canon so the writers could frick it up as much as they want.
I guess that makes sense, at least in the Spartan 3s case. IIRC the 3s were aggressive and I think alpha company were regarded as being pretty unruly.
Canon wise it looks like they’re using some events from the game reach but telling it only using spartan 2s so far.
But the plot is so cliche so far it’s unreal
Starts with generic evil British guy pretending to be nice then immediately shows that he’s a stereotypical evil smarmy British guy.
For whatever reason oni pronounced o n I wants to hide the fact the covenant used chief to try and train a certain platoon of elites into being better warriors and this works despite their being witnesses and dead marines who all have camcorders in their helmets
And somehow even though humanity is in a dictatorship with hood at the top of the food chain Oni are somehow able to remove a spartan team from deployment even though each spartan is equivalent in resources to a supercarrier
Also pow lady is alive and the covenant are subservient to her even though she is literally against there religion and the elites show no signs of a schism
Also chief tips off some game reach kings and they head to visegrad relay
*Rips of game reach lines
I hate phoneposting but I do it anyways cause I’m moronic
Thanks, won't watch this shittery
Spartans in comics and books kind of flip flop depending on the writer and whether it’s a book pre 343 or not but in general they’re supposed to treat each other like family with Halsey being as much of a mother figure as she can be to 7 foot tall power armour wearing super soldiers
Iirc Spartan 2s also perceive time fast enough they prefer not talking and just using gestures
Spartan 3s could have some kind of rivalry with them but as of the fall of reach Spartan 3s should be relatively unknown to the spartan 2s except for noble team
if the spacecops pulled his air hose would he shout "I can't breathe!" ?
would this cause space riots?
I'll make webms of episode 2 tomorrow.
no thanks, we're good
Is this that b***h I disable every time I reinstall Windows?
It's funny because most TV series is all about sex and boobs, why is this character from a cucked video game censored all of a sudden? Makes no sense.
>It's funny because most TV series is all about sex and boobs,
Not for the last decade zoom zoom.
As a writer for nuHalo, Cortana split herself into several pieces in Halo 4 and there are several personalities of her floating around.
One was recovered by the USNC and is The Weapon in Infinite.
>Wait 15 years after the peak interest in the series to make a TV show.
I know that executives are moronic, but this is something else.
*ahem*
jeeeeeeeeeezus
the only good thing 343 ever did
Cortana was said. And sex.
Then they killed her. And replaced her with her daughter I suppose.
10/10
Hips
Jews and leftists (pedos) in general won’t hire genuinely beautiful women in order to be trans-inclusive.
is the flood in it?
Nope, but the series start before Reach has fallen so the flood shouldn't be a thing for a while if they stick to the lore (lol).
I sleep
>some garbage adaptation of a videogame released 20 years ago that I'll never watch
I don;t care and nobody else does. These productions are dead before they're even released.
>winter contingency
>nobody can find one of these
Is that one of those multi-mode flashlights? I hate those fricking things. Just give me one button that does one thing: turn the flash light ON/OFF. If I want the fricking thing to flash, I'll press the button repeatedly. Outside of that, I hate metal flashlights too. They're slippery in the rain. Rubber grip is a must, and a big, rubber ON/OFF button is a must.
>not written by Staten
I HAVE SO MANY FRICKING PROBLEMS
WHY DID THEY SUE THE WEAPON MODEL
WHO THE FRICK IS ACKERSON
WHY DO I GIVE ANY SHITS ABOUT SOREN OR THE FRICKING ASIAN b***h
HOW IS THE wiener bawd NOT DEAD
???????????????????
>2.5 minute 15 year old trailer better then the entirety of season 1 & 2 of the HALO show
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it should be illegal to hire people with absolutely no experience nor care with the source material of whatever you're adapting
Still a great trailer after all these years. I once thought things would only get better but instead they just get worse. Imagine if we'd gotten that Halo film they talked about in the 00s instead of this non-canon show. Heck imagine if they actually made the TV show but made it in 2013 when they announced it.
I really like the deliver hope trailer too. A show about Noble Team during their prime would've been cool.
A Spartan IIs as a main character in live action doesn't work. Should've been ODST and ONI members with sprinkles of Master Chief. Easier to find 7 foot stunt doubles then a 7 foot actor too.
I always felt the best Halo show would mainly focus on ODSTs or similar, and occasionally hear about top secret Spartan shit on the side. Then only in the finale does your fireteam of ODSTs you've spent a season learning to love get caught with nowhere to go, the Covenant appears, and then they get pulled out of the fire by Master Chief in a grand rescue with the Halo theme blaring loud and clear.
Basically what Forward Unto Dawn did. And FUD was kino.
The opening of s2e1 had potential. Unfortunately like S1, it probably peaks there
Whoever is writing the material hates Halo and definitely hates Halo fans.
CORTANA IS A KEK AND I WILL NOT HAVE HER IN MY HOUSE
>MC dies and Cortona becomes the new MC
There is not fallowing the source material, and there is doing a twist to internally piss off the fans.
You can tell the israelites wanted just make fun off the "nerds" who played halo man games.
I don't get it.
Wokism/Feminism took over and made game NPC women ugly...but at least they were now represented, lol.
Cortana being a fully nude woman with shaved pits and pubes wouldn’t be able to save this show.
But it wouldn't hurt.
>shaved pits and pubes
dropped