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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the vocal "prequel fans" these days are just contrarians.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >contrarians
      welcome to Cinemaphile

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why has star wars "discussion" become more frequent recently?
    is there some new disney thing coming out that needs to be shilled?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is there some new disney thing coming out that needs to be shilled?
      Beats me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sci-fi Western?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can tell that thing by chewbacca is still a diversity hire

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phantom Menace rerelease in theaters

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Phantom Menace rerelease in theaters
        This is it. Zoomer's only saw the Plinkett reviews and sadly thought the movies were a joke, but now that they got to see the actual films in a proper theater people are realizing these movies are total gems.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody defends the shamaylan airbender movie

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No way you can say the last Airbender movie was any good

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Phantom Menace IS the source material.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              *ahem*

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like DUNC. The rest of the stuff there is shit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Proof that all of Cinemaphile deserves the rope.jpg
            frick off

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.chefelf.com/starwars/ep1.php

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMYp8pek0zk
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFcs9hIn_Qs
          https://youtu.be/g81PoGKO0qA
          https://youtu.be/77lh4Ct6wdE
          Keep in mind, all of this is PRE-PLINKETT.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yup. Remember me and my friends laughing our asses off over Darth Maul.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy frick these aged horribly

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hate Star Wars fans.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    star wars is legit harry potter tier

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the prequels are still stiff cgi trash but now they look like citizen kane after disney shit the bed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How they frick up this bad? They could've adapted those eu books like they did with marvel comics.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://vocaroo.com/11BKUj5jQQUM

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Yuzan Vong are boring. Essentially just humanoid Tyranids.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly even if George never sold it, the sequels would've been completely different from the EU, since It has Darth Maul and Darth Talon and the imperial remnants as the main villains. /EU/cels here would still b***h cry on how George didn't follow the EU.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you will never see a live action Mara Jade
          Feels bad bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see no difference between the prequels and sequels. Except the sequels have better acting.

      How they frick up this bad? They could've adapted those eu books like they did with marvel comics.

      The MCU didn't adapt Marvel comics. civil war is completly different from the comic.

      https://vocaroo.com/11BKUj5jQQUM

      Based. Reminder Lucas HATED Mara Jade!

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick are you talking about

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to enjoying a flick without thinking too hard about it? I mean, Jurassic Park doesn't make sense. The T-Rex paddock suddenly having a 50 root drop. Enjoy the lights and the spectacle, relax!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up. You're not allowed to enjoy things.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they were justified beyond any reasonable doubt

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The prequels are ba-ACK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >prequels come out
    >compared to the original trilogy they sucks balls
    >sequel trilogy gets released
    >is so shit, it makes the prequels look not so bad
    but also
    >there are modern fans of star wars who have NOT seen the prequels so were not exposed to reviews at the time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The sequels were so bad that they make the prequels look like masterpieces.

      Sequel hate was entirely manufactured by the Nerd-o-Sphere (except for TRoS), whereas the Prequels were actually nominated for and won several Razzies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Muh Nerd-o-Sphere is completely irrelevant in real life. The closest I’ve gotten anyone to talking about it is my sperg friend telling me about whatever popular gayming streamer he’s watching this week. Normal people don’t know what the frick a Mauler is and would assume “Critical Drinker” is a funny name for a beer channel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The sequels were so bad that they make the prequels look like masterpieces.

      Could've fooled me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least Spaceballs knew it was a joke.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sequels were so bad that they make the prequels look like masterpieces.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Take a funny meme and wordswordswords it to death.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I CAN'T READ

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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