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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are predisposed to hating the new indiana jones movie. literally "muh childhood" virgins

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have sex

      https://i.imgur.com/6eNkHQm.jpg

      What happened?

      Only people that can do an Indy movie right is Spielberg and Lucas. Simple as. I could see Nolan getting pretty close but even that's a stretch. This guy CGI's his movies way to much. That's why the last Indy failed was overreliance on CGI. Plus bro caved to the woke mob.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You shills are so low energy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah dude, watch my new movie indiana jones and the dial of destiny out now, dumb frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should have been aborted

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    KK

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wokeness

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie sold out

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You lied?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      recent change. it was under 50% when cannes and profesional criritcs revewed, now youtubers and moronic geeks review it and they suck disney wiener for $$$ so its so blatant you cant deny

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much this

        I think it's interesting that out of Han Solo, Indiana Jones and Rick Deckard, only Deckard came out unscathed from the modern sequels.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Deckard was the only one handled by a real filmmaker.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Precisely. Wonder if Jones'll outgross 2049 in the end.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              More than likely, because good or not, Indiana Jones is a more normie franchise than Blade Runner.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dumbass Villeneuve is a pseud midwit hack who got lucky by inheriting a good script and happening to get a good cinematographer and production designer. Dunc shows just how much of a hack he is.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          what else has ford done, anyway? he did jack ryan i think but that's a book character played by many actors. uhhh the fugitive???

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek I can see why Mangold was freaking out with random people on twitter over this flick. He's been getting his dick sucked by critics for so long he thought he shit gold

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's up to 62% actually

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blame bloggers and YouTubers. It was low when actual Cannes movie critics reviewed it.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its just one shitty flick he made for the paycheck, hell be fine
    watch Heavy (1995) btw

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we're here lady Arwen, the Shire

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost like he was directing a movie designed by a committee.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even a good farmer can't milk a dead cow

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    High expectations

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn’t direct it did he? His name is stamped on it but Disney aren’t just gonna let 1 man play with a 300 million dollar movie, all the execs were breathing down his neck and changed a frick load of things for him.
    Eggman explained this when he made the Northman

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. Mangold is a hack and a massive homosexual. He deserves maybe 50% of the blame for this movie, the rest is indeed studio frickery.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He also had a generous studio budget (hefty development charges, plus extra pandemic costs: $295 million.

    The First Meeting

    In 2019, Mangold received separate (and coordinated) pitches from producers Kathleen Kennedy and Spielberg, and from star Harrison Ford.

    Original Script Issue

    Spielberg was building sets in pre-production, but Mangold read the script and felt he needed more time to bring the project into focus. “There were some good ideas in it,” said Mangold. “The script doesn’t show me that there’s a reason to make this movie.”

    Requesting a Delay

    “But the biggest reason to say ‘no’ was the date. I would be jumping on a moving train.” So the director requested a delay. The producers came back with six months. “That’s not enough,” he said.

    The Offer

    Then Kennedy made him an offer he couldn’t refuse: a year to figure out “Dial of Destiny.”

    “They met my terms,” said Mangold. “I had to screw my head on to the idea that I was essentially a pinch hitter for Babe Ruth. I had to understand my job was to move the batters, the men on base, and to play the game as well as I could, but not to try to rethink the whole thing. I didn’t feel like I had to play out some sort of rejection of his aesthetic. I’m a profound admirer.”

    It's not his movie. Just a favor for Spielberg so he can do a passion project.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is ruining the franchise a favor for spielberg

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon, but the franchise was already dead. Spielberg just can't let things go and tried for a hail mary, with predictable results.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't make a good movie out of geriatric woke indy. Also it's probably more of a studio movie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >geriatric

      Its so weird they waste everyones time on this nonsense.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Kathleen Kennedy forget to pay the critics?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many of these sites and newspapers are suffering financially and they're losing their jobs so they're becoming more disgruntled.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the notoriously woke BBC is trashing it in their review, which is even funnier since that's the channel that made Fleabag.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you gotta love how movies now are dogshit because of woke crap, and the critics realize that they're dogshit but can't say it's because of woke crap

    So they skirt around it
    >uhhhhhh the uhhh choreography and uh... pacing, yes, were y'know... uninspired and such
    lmao it's the Black folk (hard R)
    they just cant say it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The funniest version of this was the new Little Mermaid, where even critics who gave it negative reviews had to go out of their way to specifically praise the black girl.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s both. It’s a terribly made and acted woke movie. In comparison, Last Jedi has mostly nice cinematography, VFX, acting, etc, but the movie is horribly written and is also ideologically a cancerous woke middle-finger to the fans.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Less of a Director for the movie and more of a proxy. The suits were calling the shots.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What happened?
    Jews.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the original movies were directed by a israelite.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes let's get a mid-tier director to try and salvage a franchise that died in 2008 with wokeness and an 80 year old lead. i'm sure it'll be solid gold. /s

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed The Wolverine more than Logan.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Positive reviews are available for purchase, paid for by money saved having ChatGPT replace the writers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain how Indy 5 has a 50% then you idiot

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn’t start purchasing them until after the Cannes reviews came out; now the movie is fresh on RT.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ford is too old for this shit, and no one could even theoretically replace him. The only way to make a new Indiana Jones movie is to create a new IP and call it a spiritual successor.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gays deserve this for shitting on Crystal Skull.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Spielberg

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off fat boy

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >James Mangold
    >Man
    >Gold
    >James Goldman
    >look early life

    Honestly felt like I discovered the arc of the covenant when I realized this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      At a certain point, you don’t need to wiki early life anymore.

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