It's like someone drained the funny out of him like the Monstars stole the NBA players talent in Space Jam. I don't know what happened, but the slop he's been pumping out for Amazon the last few years has been unbelievably bad.
Only the first Shrek is kino. Released on May 2001 and already finished (animation wise) by late 2000. Everything after (made in a post 9/11 landscape) is slop.
>Shalimar Seiuli was an American–Samoan transgender dancer and public figure who gained infamy when she was seen getting into the SUV of the actor Eddie Murphy
>On May 2, 1997, Seiuli, a known prostitute, was being watched by police getting into the SUV, unaware that Murphy was the driver. Murphy was pulled over, questioned for thirty minutes, then released, while Seiuli was arrested for an outstanding warrant on prostitution charges. Murphy claimed he was just being a "good Samaritan" by giving Seiuli a ride
>“I’m not sitting around depressed going, ‘Oh, people are going to think I’m not Eddie anymore, I’m not a man.’ I know I’m a man. I’m a man… I’m not ever on the 50 most wonderful list, [but] I’m not a degenerate either.” “I’m obsessive-compulsive with cleanliness,” he said. “After I got home, I wiped off the door handle and the stuff that person had touched.”
>No action was taken by police but Seiuli sold her story to the National Enquirer, claiming Murphy placed two $100 bills on her leg and asked if she liked to wear lingerie. When Seiuli said yes, Murphy supposedly asked, “Can I see you in lingerie?’ I told him, ‘Whenever I have the time.’ He said, ‘I’ll make the time.'” Seiuli also said they discussed what kind of sex Seiuli liked, to which she replied “everything.”
>Due to Seiuli's rising celebrity status, she filmed an erotic movie and left prostitution to become the House Madame of the nightclub, 7969, in which she performed erotic routines. Actor Charlie Sheen reportedly attended her shows
>On April 22, 1998, Seiuli was found dead on the sidewalk outside of her apartment building by a neighbor in the same building. Clad only in lingerie, police suspected that Shalimar was locked out of her apartment, and tried to use her robe as a rope to slide down from the roof then swing to an open window, but instead, she fell five floors and suffered severe head trauma, resulting in her death
>Clad only in lingerie, police suspected that Shalimar was locked out of her apartment, and tried to use her robe as a rope to slide down from the roof then swing to an open window, but instead, she fell five floors and suffered severe head trauma, resulting in her death
Kino
They forgot to mention how that street was literally known as THE street for troony hookers in the region, it's no coincidence that hooker just happened to be trans.
not to mention how there's multiple accounts of different troons claiming they got it on with eddie
>Clad only in lingerie, police suspected that Shalimar was locked out of her apartment, and tried to use her robe as a rope to slide down from the roof then swing to an open window, but instead, she fell five floors and suffered severe head trauma, resulting in her death
He quit standup
Though some of his comedian friends say he still has it but that would be a step down from acting.
He keeps doing shitty family movies. Tried to do adult comedies but those were either hit or miss.
Shrek was his biggest payout.
His career is in a very strange limbo but he keeps letting his agent or whomever get him into the worst project ever.
I don't think he needs to work anymore but wants to do something but something keeps being really bad movies.
>voices Mushu in Mulan and later Donkey in Shrek >spends the rest of his career playing Donkey in Shrek expansions instead of voicing a different character in another animation film
That was a mistake
I think he was born that way
Buck broken
No matter what, you got to strut
Pretty sure he's a secret pedo or rapist (as blacks tend to be) and backed off after Cosby got caught.
>secret rapist
>secret
>as blacks tend to be
He hired a troony prostitute
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It's like someone drained the funny out of him like the Monstars stole the NBA players talent in Space Jam. I don't know what happened, but the slop he's been pumping out for Amazon the last few years has been unbelievably bad.
He got caught picking up a chick with a dick.
This was his last good movie.
Shrek 2 was kino though
No.
Shrek was never Kino you brainlet.
Only the first Shrek is kino. Released on May 2001 and already finished (animation wise) by late 2000. Everything after (made in a post 9/11 landscape) is slop.
Do you need directions to the rope store
My rope is stocked up and ready to go, ty 🙂
Shrek 2 has a poorly thought out storyline.
Underrated movie I feel.
That's a horrible photoshop cover
tell em bout the gunline boss
Dolemite is my name was good and a surprisingly uplifting flick.
Was about to post this. First movie since 22 Jump Street that made me laugh audibly.
I thought it looked cheap. Took me out of the movie a bit.
Wrong
I didn't mind that.
The name of that movie killed it
It's a shitty movie title but it's a great movie
Both are off base
A rare case of someone leaving when they were at the top. He got insanely rich and didn't need to work anymore, so he stopped.
He knowingly hired the troony. He willingly sucked the wiener.
Most black actors are gay. It's no surprise.
>"Take back Eddie Murphy Give 'em all some place to go"
>God takes Tom Petty back instead
overdosed on girldick.
he had a billion children
Skeletons in his closet were creeping up so he left
this homie gay as frick
he had some hard bucks in him for sure
He ran out of jokes and became unfunny.
It seems natural.
>Shalimar Seiuli was an American–Samoan transgender dancer and public figure who gained infamy when she was seen getting into the SUV of the actor Eddie Murphy
>On May 2, 1997, Seiuli, a known prostitute, was being watched by police getting into the SUV, unaware that Murphy was the driver. Murphy was pulled over, questioned for thirty minutes, then released, while Seiuli was arrested for an outstanding warrant on prostitution charges. Murphy claimed he was just being a "good Samaritan" by giving Seiuli a ride
>“I’m not sitting around depressed going, ‘Oh, people are going to think I’m not Eddie anymore, I’m not a man.’ I know I’m a man. I’m a man… I’m not ever on the 50 most wonderful list, [but] I’m not a degenerate either.” “I’m obsessive-compulsive with cleanliness,” he said. “After I got home, I wiped off the door handle and the stuff that person had touched.”
>No action was taken by police but Seiuli sold her story to the National Enquirer, claiming Murphy placed two $100 bills on her leg and asked if she liked to wear lingerie. When Seiuli said yes, Murphy supposedly asked, “Can I see you in lingerie?’ I told him, ‘Whenever I have the time.’ He said, ‘I’ll make the time.'” Seiuli also said they discussed what kind of sex Seiuli liked, to which she replied “everything.”
>Due to Seiuli's rising celebrity status, she filmed an erotic movie and left prostitution to become the House Madame of the nightclub, 7969, in which she performed erotic routines. Actor Charlie Sheen reportedly attended her shows
>On April 22, 1998, Seiuli was found dead on the sidewalk outside of her apartment building by a neighbor in the same building. Clad only in lingerie, police suspected that Shalimar was locked out of her apartment, and tried to use her robe as a rope to slide down from the roof then swing to an open window, but instead, she fell five floors and suffered severe head trauma, resulting in her death
>First paragraph: "public figure"
>Second paragraph: "prostitute"
Frick me, he's aged poorly.
>Clad only in lingerie, police suspected that Shalimar was locked out of her apartment, and tried to use her robe as a rope to slide down from the roof then swing to an open window, but instead, she fell five floors and suffered severe head trauma, resulting in her death
Kino
He just acted like a good samitarian
%3D%3D
They forgot to mention how that street was literally known as THE street for troony hookers in the region, it's no coincidence that hooker just happened to be trans.
not to mention how there's multiple accounts of different troons claiming they got it on with eddie
So? Maybe Eddie gave him a blowjob. But that's because he's good person
>her
Trannies just can't help but speedrun their demise no matter what, huh
>Clad only in lingerie, police suspected that Shalimar was locked out of her apartment, and tried to use her robe as a rope to slide down from the roof then swing to an open window, but instead, she fell five floors and suffered severe head trauma, resulting in her death
That sounds really unlikely.
such a good dude, giving rides home to prostitutes at 4 in the morning. class act
>troony dying to self-inflicted injury involving a rope
color me surprised
>""""self-inflicted""""
He became the Shronkey.
He quit standup
Though some of his comedian friends say he still has it but that would be a step down from acting.
He keeps doing shitty family movies. Tried to do adult comedies but those were either hit or miss.
Shrek was his biggest payout.
His career is in a very strange limbo but he keeps letting his agent or whomever get him into the worst project ever.
I don't think he needs to work anymore but wants to do something but something keeps being really bad movies.
>voices Mushu in Mulan and later Donkey in Shrek
>spends the rest of his career playing Donkey in Shrek expansions instead of voicing a different character in another animation film
That was a mistake
Can't voice in projects he not considered for.
He's not a hot commodity or part of the in crowd.
This is a fair point. I mean Shrek is a Mike Meyers thing so it makes sense that he’d hire another washed up SNL has-been
The SNL Kabal
The strongest of them is the Adam Sandler crony train
Don't care.
Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy and Cameron Diaz made so much money off of Shrek that they were basically able to retire.
Cameron Diaz got paid 10 million for her role in Shrek 2.
10 million is a good amount plus the money she has from other roles
Coming to America was his last good movie
he got anal vored
Trading Places only worked because of him
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When they make BH Cop 4 they need to have a scene where he arrests a troony who shows him his dick, Axel makes a witty comment then does his laugh
>When they make BH Cop 4
Movie is already in the can. Guess we'll find out.