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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It finished. It will be back.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Nazi comedian turns out to be a terrible person
    Imagine my shock

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    omg anon if only you could've saved that 16 year old

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're white

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    whatever happened to arwen-chan/markie?
    did she vanish like dag___yo when the glaring focus of the internet hate machine became too uncomfortable or is she still out there whoring for attention?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moved to Brazil for a while to date a guy that abused her. Not sure who she's with now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a rumor that she actually wanted to get back with Sam in 2019, and they came some agreement that Sam would keep her locked up somewhere living as his trad concubine for room and board, but I think Sam realized that would not be a good look for him if people found out so he ghosted her.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this is the problem with being a public figure.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty gross if true. He doesn't come off as a bad person in his videos but he has some sort of demonic entity attached to him for sure.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the QRD on dag___yo? That’s a real late 00s early 10s deep cut

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It’s new that you say ‘under 18’
    Did you get tired of people pointing out that she was 16 in a place where 16 is the legal age of consent?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      16 is under 18 yes, and he possibly started grooming her at 15

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >first contact between Marky and Sam was in 2012
        >if you google ''Marky nudes'' all the results are nudes from 2013 with time stamps, all publicly available because she was 18+
        Any kinos with a massive plot hole?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think she was underage when she posted those. Hope you didn't save them.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            people found her birth-date moron (1997), enjoy having looked up CP
            https://odysee.com/@soph:a/on-sam-hyde-and-marky:b

            she was NOT 18+, do not save or seek those pictures out unless you want to go to prison

            kiwigay damage control holy shit this is pathetic

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >willingly seeking out/saving cp

              lol call me a kf troony if you want but im literally just trying to help you not go to prison. do your thing though

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hope you're just pretending to be moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          people found her birth-date moron (1997), enjoy having looked up CP
          https://odysee.com/@soph:a/on-sam-hyde-and-marky:b

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Watching anything made by a girl who was groomed and told what to say by a Brazilian

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she was NOT 18+, do not save or seek those pictures out unless you want to go to prison

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only women and homosexuals use words like "grooming" as if they're bad. I'm sure you're a loser who gets walked all over and emasculated on a daily basis so the idea of you teaching someone else to treat you the way you'd like to be treated sounds like an alien concept.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fair. I'm just so used to people being like "hurr durr 16 is legal" as if that makes the fact that they're lusting after a 10th grader somehow better.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mr Beast raped Marky

            I still can't believe they got this guy on Fishtank

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He moved her across state lines so it was still technically illegal the way he did it. Not that it matters anyway groupies gonna groupie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one ever disputed the legality of that part, however him recording the encounter is CERTAINLY illegal and apparently he wiped/destroyed hard drives

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In most normal places where 16 is legal it's still looked down upon heavily for there to be much of an age gap with the 16 year old and their partner.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but like why would anyone give a shit if its "looked down upon" lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes it's practically a tradition in America for 16yo girls to take 30+ year old men to their Highschool proms.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they give a shit enough about something to cite the legal age of consent to defend someone, then it's relevant to say that most people consider men who get into relationships with 16 year olds to be slimy pieces of shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >16 is legal!
      That's a 9th grader my guy. What the frick are you doing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was 16 years old as a senior in high school

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not normal. I don't know what to tell you. In most states the age of a senior is 17 youngest - 18 on average. 16 is an average age for a 10th grader but I mean if you want to brag about "getting 10th grade pussy" to your friends and family, by all means you do you.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            True I didn’t mean to come off like I was disagreeing with you

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's fair. I'm just so used to people being like "hurr durr 16 is legal" as if that makes the fact that they're lusting after a 10th grader somehow better.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my guy
        homosexual

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    e-celeb shit is for parasocial morons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >parasocial
      meaningless reddit buzzword

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WONKY HONKY is an event in music history similar to Charles Manson inspiring Helter Skelter for the Beatles.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >moralgayging
    I can understand getting tired of his schtick or not liking his new stuff but it's strange how this anon tries so hard to get people to hate him, on Cinemaphile of all places.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You more you know about Sam the less you like him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        go to bed channing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Channing
          Go stock the shelves and sweep the aisle mr. brooks

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            idk what that means. i just know channing, the marky spammer, had an interview with Null where she could barely string together a coherent sentence. imagine simping for a literal sam hyde sloppy seconds pillhead kek

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              And now she lives rent free in your mind. Sad.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                no were posting in a sam hyde thread where she spams on Cinemaphile this is a perfectly acceptable time to think of channing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody wants to like him personally. This isn't YouTube. This isn't The Mr. Beast show.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sam writes like a child

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wall of text
        Y'know, you could just say you don't like the guy and move on. People here don't give a shit about what he does behind the scenes, unlike Kiwi or Xitter.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have to like Sam as a person to still find him the the rest of MDE funny, Anon. I don't know why you can't understand that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fine I was just making an observation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You more you know about Sam the less you like him

      They are his exs that cant get over the BWC

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats why you learn both striking and grappling.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anal sex and blood play isn’t “breeding” dumbass

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    skibidi chungus

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    16 is under 18 yes, and he possibly started grooming her at 15

    You more you know about Sam the less you like him

    You had your chance, Christmas Example

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i dont get it. does he like underage girls or does he like trannies?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called sexual deviance.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not really that funny, he just seems like a depraved butthole.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Named mark(y)
    >Looks like a chubby little boy
    >Sam has a history of seeking out troony
    >Charls got drunk on stream and called him a FRICKIN NERD that FRICKS men and bets FRICKED by men
    GAY GUY ALERT!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the funny thing about it all is marky looked way better when she was over 18

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea she got hot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's literally only 26 years old you sick fricking freak!!!!! get help

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i can't see her as a human being now i know her shit has been on sam's wiener.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she got her doodoo on sam's weewee

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine finding a picture of your daughter, apparently naked with a man, looking like she was punched in the face
    I think I would kill him

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every Kiwi Pedo deserves to be buried alive in a garbage bag full of bullet ants

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Most obnoxious and disgusting group of "human beings" that ever existed. I don't think there's ever been an actual group who I wished death upon harder. When I sit down and think about what has to go on in a person's head to go and make a kiwi farms account and spend their entire lives trying to goad others into suicide, I realize that we're living in a simulation that's was long ago infected by some kind of virus.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What I love most about kiwi troons is their blatant hypocrisy. Null loves going on podcasts and complaining about how awful it is that people gang up on his widdle site. He has said he's the victim of the worst organized harassment campaign in history

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, it's weird how 90% of them are pro-Sam and defend all his pedo shit constantly.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I need scissors
        >61!!!

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You more you know about Sam the less you like him

    Why do NPDs/cluster Bs think that posting an angry/upset reaction from someone makes them look bad. Like what the frick even is the context of this. There's nothing to take from this letter other than the fact that he feels guilty and upset over personal friend drama from years ago. How does this make him look like a bad person? Like this is the best you trannies could come up with. What about the 'hundreds' of girls he supposedly 'raped.' Not one of you have stepped up to take him to court. Why is this. This is why no one gives a shit about what you say. Because it's quite obvious you don't actually care about any girls that have actually been taken advantage of, you don't care about his old friends that may gotten hurt by him-- you only care about ruining his life. Don't try to claim you are good people by trying to use young girls as an excuse. You do not care about them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Context
      Sam crashed his car with this person in the passenger seat giving him life long debilitating injuries/possible paralysis.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why should anyone here give a shit about this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good question. Why are so many discord shills here seething over the truth? Hmmm

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop avoiding the question. Why, on Cinemaphile's Cinemaphile of all places, are you pretending to be a moralgay spamming this shit? This would get a lot more traction on Twitter or sites where they enjoy being outraged by stuff like this.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because it's funny lol. Stay mad.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am just le shitposting bro, I'm not obsessed!
                Sure you are.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know what would stop the marky/edie posting? If Sam and his cronies stopped shilling here.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because anal sex is disgusting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And no I'm not Channing or some bitter ex trying to ruin his life. I'm just proving a point: the more you know about Sam the less likeable he becomes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Why should anyone here give a shit about this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          Good question. Why are so many discord shills here seething over the truth? Hmmm

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            See

            you're white

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TJ currently memoryholing himself from the internet
    its over

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That name is tainted he will still stream under something else

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based teej. Kiwi Troons go find someone else to attempt to murder

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >erase letterbox account
      >letterbox defaults to image from 'Fight Club'
      >TJ had just won Fishtank via a fight
      Kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he disappears, he'd have Jimmy harassing him for the rest of his life if he became a content creator.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny, Season 1 the ones who came off best all at least did streams after the show, yet most of them in S2 are wiping their presence off the internet and want nothing more to do with MDE.
        Way to Advance Culture you fricking idiot Jet.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was backwards day when he posted that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he just renamed it it's still there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is sad.. like his childhood innocence died with him. He'll never be the same after fish tank. Sort of like Eugene in BoB Pacific.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think I'd rather spend 40 days in the Pacific theater than be on fish tank and have to deal with the psycho fans afterwards

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just changed the name

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it seems like the jannys during North America hours let these Fishtank threads live, and then when it's the Asian hours all the threads get taken down. I wonder why, maybe the Indians hate Sam

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reality show. It's not off topic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree 100% but the fishtank threads stay up during NA hours and get taken down when NA is asleep

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why is Mr. Beast considered off-topic? His variety-show is more on-topic than fishtank garbage (IMBD page and featured on Tubi)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mr beast isn’t off topic, I see threads about him all the time (no they aren’t taken down)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The jannies leave a lot of e-celeb stuff up. RedLetterMedia is the most notorious example

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I could understand RLM because they made tv and film related content.
            Mr Beast shit gets deleted all the time:

            Mr beast isn’t off topic, I see threads about him all the time (no they aren’t taken down)

            Why do you lie?
            https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/%20MRBEAST/deleted/deleted/type/op/

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              These threads also get deleted, a Mr beast thread being deleted doesn’t prove that’s it’s never left up. There’s literally always 3+ off topic threads on the board but you only get mad at the fishtank ones (which aren’t even off topic)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek, you're so salty that you can't talk about Mr. Beast. What they frick do you even have to say about it?
              >HURR DURR LOOK AT THIS NEW MR. BEAST KINO! HOW DOES HE DO ALL THESE REALLY REALLY BIG THINGS ALL AT ONCE? ERMA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol, he's been ablooing about it for a week now. He loves Mr Beast so much.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sam Hyde had a show on Adult Swim and still makes what are essentially TV shows.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fishtank is a reality show. Whether the show airs on television is irrelevant. Stranger Things threads are allowed and that's not on television.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >According to who?
              Tubi
              [...]
              then why are so many threads about Mr Beast deleted?
              [...]

              all of those threads dont talk about his reality show, its just youtube shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't have a reality show. He has a youtube channel and the content outsourced to tubi

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i thought the squid game show on netflix was his job, pardon my moronation

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They tend to allow eceleb content if it's specifically about movies and television. Jeremy Jahns and Chris Stuckman threads are generally allowed, as are threads about film related video essays. Mr Beast neither pretends to make television or reviews film and television. There's no reason Mr. Beast content should be considered on topic in any way

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Mr. Beast isn't a reality show. It's a youtube channel. Are you moronic?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's a youtube channel.
            his videos were on Tubi, it's a show
            https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10589896/

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://m.imdb.com/title/tt27556595/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_1_tt_7_nm_0_q_fishtank
              https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5926598/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3_tt_7_nm_1_q_world%2520peace

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly, either both fishtank and Mr beast should be allowed, or neither

                These threads also get deleted, a Mr beast thread being deleted doesn’t prove that’s it’s never left up. There’s literally always 3+ off topic threads on the board but you only get mad at the fishtank ones (which aren’t even off topic)

                mods do a shit job yeah, you see bbc and porn threads up for hours too, doesn't change the point that there is a blatant double standard here

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick Mr. Beast. Why are you so obsessed with him? Please, give me a preview into your epic Mr. Beast discussion. I want to know what your thread will look like

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mr. Beast is one of the most important content creators to have ever existed. He's an icon and he does a lot of cool things for the world. He healed the entire country of Africa's blindness in one fell swoop. He made an entire successful hamburger chain OVERNIGHT! He lives up to his handle, the man is a fricking BEAST! How could you not want to talk about Mr. Beast?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't even him, just some dude that larps as him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fa/tv/Black folk don’t actually care about off topic threads, you’re just mad that fishtank threads are more popular than your garbage

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did Mr Beast ever have a show on TV or streaming services? Any comedy specials?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, Tubi licensed his videos to put on their platform for a while
                https://tubitv.com/series/300007731/mrbeast

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean a full on TV show or an exclusive to streaming episodic series. A service that streams TV shows reposting his videos doesn't count.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A service that streams TV shows reposting his videos doesn't count.
                just because you dont like it doesn't mean it doesn't count, it does
                what streaming service was fishtank on btw?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what streaming service was fishtank on btw?
                Fishnet, an independent streaming service

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                fishtank.live is the platform. It streams live and releases episodes. It is listed on imdb. It's an internet reality show, not a series of youtube videos created specifically to be consumed as youtube videos

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what streaming service was fishtank on btw?
                Fishnet, an independent streaming service

                Judging by those standards Mr. Beast should be allowed, but he isn't. Really makes you think.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                His videos are still youtube videos regardless of whether or not they're later put on tubi

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So is most of Sam's/MDE's content. Even fishtank content is on youtube. Dude literally streams on youtube as well. Thanks for making my point.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Parts of every fricking every television show and movie is posted on youtube in some capacity. The content being reposted on Youtube is not the relevant bit. It's whether or not it is specifically made for youtube.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sam Hyde had a show on television, comedy specials, and hosts the reality show Fishtank. Mr Beast makes videos that aren't meant to be consumed in an episodic format with any ongoing stories.

                So is most of Sam's/MDE's content. Even fishtank content is on youtube. Dude literally streams on youtube as well. Thanks for making my point.

                TV companies consistently stream their shows on YouTube for free, does that mean that they're not television?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sam Hyde had a show on television, comedy specials, and hosts the reality show Fishtank
                Nobody ever said discussing Adult Swim's WP show is off topic,
                >Comedy Specials
                what specials?
                >hosts reality show Fishtank
                Mr. Beasts show is also categorized under reality, and it's an ongoing series.

                Again, either allow both or neither. You can't have both without there being a double standard.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >noooooooo you can't be unfair on muh Nigerian spearfishing forum! I. HAVE. RIGHTS
                lmoa kys

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about they allow whatever they want to allow, and you go cry about it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one but you wants to talk about Mr. Beast. have a nice day, anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mr. Beasts show is also categorized under reality
                According to who?
                >it's an ongoing series.
                If he was releasing stuff in seasons with a designated beginning and finale, sure. Same with having recurring characters that aren't just his israeliteTube buddies

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >According to who?
                Tubi

                No one but you wants to talk about Mr. Beast. have a nice day, anon

                then why are so many threads about Mr Beast deleted?

                I could understand RLM because they made tv and film related content.
                Mr Beast shit gets deleted all the time:
                [...]
                Why do you lie?
                https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/%20MRBEAST/deleted/deleted/type/op/

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because you have a lot of spare time and severe autism. You've just gone on a days long crusade promising to ban evade and spam every Fishtank related thread because jannie didn't let you make Mr. Beast threads. You are incredibly persistent and gay. Even if there 100+ Mr. Beast threads being deleted every day, I would still think all of them were you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you have such a hard on for Mr. Beast? What do you even want to talk about?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >then why are so many threads about Mr Beast deleted?
                Because it's not television or film. He makes YouTube videos.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i didn't realize mr. beast was Cinemaphile-adjacent

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >self promoting and stealing from /misc/ and having your shit spammed by your homosexual wigger minions is now Cinemaphile adjacent
                Sam is not a /b/rother, is not a frend. I don't want to know Sam or what he does. I don't want to see you posting about Alex Shulz, I don't want Sam near my board. When I hang out with Fred Hyde to make fun of his homosexual son, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                we will never post about you, mr.beast

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >When I hang out with Fred Hyde to make fun of his homosexual son, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there.
                Tito Ortiz level sentence

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mr. Beast isn't off topic either. Television and film doesn't just mean cinema or cable anymore.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cable
            They're literally phasing that out anyway. If "television" means only approved corporate productions than independent or art films should be banned as well.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Mr. Beast isn't off topic either.
            Go ahead and make some threads about him then, see how well that works out for you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              no thanks, I've never actually watched his videos but it would dumb to pretend threads about him can't exist. Youtube/streaming is television and film.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry that your favorite israeliteTuber isn't on topic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of them are on topic regardless of how the mods feel.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Feel free to post about him on Reddit if you need somewhere to discuss his 10/10 totally television & film related content. In fact, you can stay over on that site and never come back.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                eh, no thanks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is a controlled op forum, so controlled op ecelebs get priority.
          Look, these bloated agencies gotta eat, okay? You trying to take your tax money from these hard working public servants' mouths?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because instead of making an eceleb worship board they made one for anime girls and made the non-anime ecelebs on topic on every board. alongside screenshots from randoms on social media and politics. so now Cinemaphile just had sam hyde simp threads 24/7 from his little cabal of fatherless zoomer buttboys.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so now Cinemaphile just had sam hyde simp threads 24/7
        Good morning saar

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    roger cheeto here

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of major mental dysfunction do you need to have to bring an underage girl across state lines so you can have anal sex with her and engage in sadistic fetish play with her and then impulsively outline the details of the encounter in a comedy sketch that has nothing to do with sex for no reason?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he was gooning a little too much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's called being israeli

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I was only supposed to be here for an hour and they haven't even paid me yet.. don't know how long I can keep up the chicken act but production says just keep it going

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      viewtiful

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this another parasocial zoomer reality show rip off thread

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MDE loves chicks with dicks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >troonyGEM.com

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shemale on female
      absolutely patrician taste and very based and very redpilled

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's real
      lol. Honestly don't care though. Nick's streams are great, and I couldn't care less about what get's him turned on. I just enjoy watching him throw vases on cement floors.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Needing to have firm beliefs about what turns an eceleb on
          touch grass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Nick married?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup but they’re in an open/swinger relationship so this porn sick degeneracy is expected

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Open/ swinger relationship
          Ew. Didn’t Sam literally say these kind of relationships ruined lives on one of his livestreams?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And he's right it does

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much everything Sam says is opposed to what he does and surrounds himself with. I remember recently he was talking about how immoral and gross it is for women to have anal sex even though he has anal sex with teens

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sam offers good advice he doesn't follow. He also told people to not smoke and do drugs while palling with Goran and huffing shitloads of cigars.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >makes content more degenerate than jerry springer
                Really owned the libs with that one

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            sam makes all kinds of exceptions for nick because nick is successful i guess

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why doesn’t anyone confront him in person about all the hypocrisy? What would he even respond with

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait actually? he has a daughter. jesus christ imagine being nick. how fricking gross.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gemmy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew chris lynch was gay
      had damiel stay at his house for weeks
      after fishtank and posted weird post coitus pictures

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        chris lynch demolished rich chiggas bussy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >had damiel stay at his house for weeks
        after fishtank
        That’s because Damiel replaced tacx as a part of MDE, he opened for Sams comedy a couple times and went to the wp2 preview at bawdfest

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >had damiel stay at his house for weeks
        after fishtank
        That’s because Damiel replaced tacx as a part of MDE, he opened for Sams comedy a couple times and went to the wp2 preview at bawdfest

        he also spread his butthole for sam / all commer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna puke

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do they all make these little hand signs in photos? lots of s2 contestants did the same shit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are you supposed to do with your hands in photos?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nothing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No such thing as nothing, by your sides? In your pockets? You have to be more specific

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                no I don't

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            hes just showing how many fingers damiels
            bussy could fit...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              que puto

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            On the charitable end, Big God is a good metal guitarist evil eye bull gesture unfortunately started by a you know who Ronnie Dio

            hes just showing how many fingers damiels
            bussy could fit...

            Vertical shocker.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              sam hyde puto

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big God was raped

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        he also spread his butthole for sam / all commer

        These Wiggers are Zesty as frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S FRICKING REAL.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just Nick's Biker Gang home page.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's real

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who uses that laptop? jet?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        usually chris lynch

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          could also be connected to the gmail account if its chrome. they have synced history across devices.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nick rochefort

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ong fr fr no cap

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dam Sam really got a mouthful no wonder MDE is so pro troon now

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          lubecooch changed that homies life

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're hanging out in artistic/media focuses social scenes you're absolutely going to run into gay and trans people, no reason to be openly hostile towards them. It's 2024, the chuds lost.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick yeah kiwisister

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          a comedy convention sounds like one the most aggressively unfunny environments imaginable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shark Jump moment solidified in time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boomer moment

      Use incognito mode, Jesus christ.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      somehow I'm not surprised

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
      https://www.youtube.com/live/rLfYpOJjaQ8?si=tSx1yVCXGWzUCBAX&t=3307

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rightoids are known to be troony chasers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're called grifters

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he'll be a litwho in less than 10 years. guy is pushing 50

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yeah i think it's the same guy what do you know

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiwitrannies, where are the lolsuits you said would be filed? Also remember, Sam is a clown to laugh at, not worship or moralgay over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only lawsuit that can be filed is TJ filing a defamation suit against Jimmy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They haven’t been able to wrangle Summer into suing yet and so it looks like the kiwifriends will have to wait 6 more months before their next shot at finally destroying MDE’s wigger B team

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched genuinely less than 120 seconds of season 2
    What did I miss

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You missed out on some truly Goranian Kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rape
      Lots of rape

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sam was raped.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        by me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >started weird and confusing with the new set up and site
      >fumbled and boring for a good 2-3 weeks as the fish were more friends than anything
      >points and rules just made up as it went along, so no real stakes to get invested in
      >Most content came from a mental patient that left a bunch of voice mails
      >kinda interesting after the midway point, specifically around one moron having regular violent sperg outs
      >the last 2 weeks become debauchery that was mildly entertaining, but the real stand out was a Mr Beast impersonator that got gaslit into sticking around for the rest of the show
      >final days feel rushed and rules/points are made up as it goes along
      >finale was decided 5 minutes beforehand, then rejected just before defaulting to a fight
      >one guy wins, the other looks about to pass out
      >quickly say goodnight and rush dude off camera to confirm he's not about to become a huge legal issue
      It wasn't as bad as people say, but not as enjoyable as season 1. Not really worth going back and rewatching or getting involved in, but I'm sure the usual Youtube recaps are gonna string together something enjoyable.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 MDE threads at page 1
    what the frick

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Sam for scamming zoomers and crypto cultists

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think most of the disappointment in this season comes from how ambitious the idea was. They tried something truly interesting with the attic/cult storyline but didn't follow through, and it killed a lot of momentum for me. I have a feeling they planned a lot of stuff around it and had to think on the fly once they realized it wasn't going to work. If they never even introduced it I think a lot of people would have a better opinion of this season.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Kiwi Farms
    >Frick Kiwi Farms
    Frick Kiwi Farms
    >Frick Kiwi Farms
    Frick Kiwi Farms
    >Frick Kiwi Farms
    Frick Kiwi Farms
    >Frick Kiwi Farms

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad news everyone. Taylor fell for Sam's coffee bean grift

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Girl got fired from her job for blackface
      She's trying to get paid

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this another "mondohomosexuals try to convince you that fishtank is literally netflix" episode? I hate this rerun, anyone have any ideas for world peace 2?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SAM HYDE THE COMIC GENIUS

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine worshiping a trustfund troony fricker and a nonce who never evolved beyond loud = funny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey you loser homosexual, he also breaks objects/personal belongings. If that isnt so funny it makes you literally rip your own eyes out so you can look at your eyeless self dying of laughter (and blood loss) then you're just a troon troony gape poz, and I got the mondobucks to prove it.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being a kiwi farms user. I would kill myself. I would literally take a gun and shoot myself in the head on camera while livestreaming on youtube

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you do that anyway
      I mean it's not like you have anything to live for besides working the local grocery store

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it hurt your feelings when Internet strangers tell you to have a nice day, kiwi pedo? Ironic much?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't browse the farms dumb rockyposter

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one but kiwi pedos like Null calls it 'the farms', kiwi pedo

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              idiot rockystreamer you're literally obsessed with the farms you're probably on it more than anyone else itt

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what "rockystreamers" are, but if they hate kiwi pedos they're pretty fricking based

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                rocky= rock with an Y

                streams = someone who connects

                rocky + streams = rockystreamers

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh, thanks.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                rockystream is a gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh, thanks.

                >he got mad

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry, I just have to make it known when rocky is brought up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                True

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh yeah that checks out.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                most of those kiwi pedos are fans of Sam

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe. I don't particularly care. They all need to die regardless, and I hope very much that they stream their suicides

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So when are you going to Livestream your suicide? You'll get way more views that way then just clipping fishtank live

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                After you livestream yours. I want to do a reaction video where I coom all over the webcam when you breath your last

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rocky tried to samegay with his his trip then turned it off on /bant/ trying to get people to mass report Geremy's twitter. He didnt know about IDs and got roasted. Hes a total gay.
                Btw season 1 seemed so amazing because we had crazy fricks like geremy and tom filling threads and making things interesting during a lot of the down time.

  40. 3 months ago
    Ladybug1982

    A truck full of bowling balls is driving down a dirt road when two black guys with bikes ask the driver for a ride and the driver says, "I don't have room unless you want to ride in the back with the balls." the black guys say they don't mind.

    About a mile down the road a cop pulls the truck over and looks in the back. The cop runs to his car, gets on the radio and says, " I need back up, i just pulled over a truck full of Black person eggs, two already hatched and they already stole bikes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The punchline would be better as a one-two punch with eggs/hatching, doesn't need the bike.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cole won

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Beast raped Marky

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    link your thread mate

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if she comes back for season 3 (if there will even be a season 3) she shouldn't be given any responsibility with anything production related besides bringing people cigarettes. any person picked randomly off the streets would run auto cam and give pep talks better than her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she cute, kys.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still can't believe any heterosexual male finds this whole shtick entertaining

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          *heterosexual adult male

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're a gay.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is liking women who act like adults homosexualry now?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are pedophiles they are turned on by the idea of a child-like innocent inept woman

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's an obnoxious self-centered narcissist

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            and I would put my penis in her vegana

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            big chief looking homie, how come he isn't in the psych ward? lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            what it looks like when zoomers can't look at a screen for two minutes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yikes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so what caused your visual impairment, anon? is it fixable or are you that fricked up for life?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's got a cute face but the body of a 10yo boy. Letty mogged her on both counts, you can see it when they did a dance, Letty's movements were very feminine and high estrogen, Josie's were stiff.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >both counts
          im sick and tired of you fricking freaks pretending letty's face is anything above a 4/10. She is a wall-eyed lego headed freak

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope her face is nice

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        $2100 for what? Somebody give this prostitute smallpox already

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she cute, kys.

      BEAT

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick josie's pusy tbh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grim

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont be racist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come on guys, we're going to get the thread deleted if we can't stop talking about Josie and Tayleigh. Isn't there anything else to discuss? Like what about the tayleigh stalker? Whose streaming career will die off the hardest? Why is Brian so fricking boring?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      all the fish are lame. the freeloaders mogged them in s2. we need more blikky and jackie in s3

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why have Sam and Jet been nearly completely silent about the show? Did they really hate it that much?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that means it flopped

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this achievable natty?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if by natty you mean by eating McDonald's every day, then yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the fabeled bitties

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          fitting my bitty rn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      jet has the body of a 12 year old 2nd generation immigrant kid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Molestrios build

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if haggard were a person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fitting my bitty rn

      Jet's actually in pretty good shape in comparison to what he could be. He could be bloated, but he's pretty skinny.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's pretty skinny
        i am agreeing! goran is very fit macho man, he is very disciplined on how much yak milk i drink per day. dance and rape burn many calories, oppaa!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Josie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        your father was right about you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did he stop posting on LULZ?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >smoking indoors
          do americans really?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            White trash Americans certainly do

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why the frick is she smoking like that

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            point of smoking is to look cool
            if you can't look cool inside what's the point

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        gr8 b8 m8 ir8 8/8

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*fricks your mexican boy waifu*
        problem?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope the fish watch this day in b2. They all looked so dead in the living room with no tts and no activities and no one gave a shit because everyone was watching b2. If they more stuff like this (not exactly this, jet, just something like this) more often then people wouldnt hate jet so much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone got jets tweet where he said he hated fat people during season 1?

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jet's actually in pretty good shape in comparison to what he could be. He could be bloated, but he's pretty skinny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's an American skinny.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Beast threads sound like they would be phenomenally boring and gay. What would people even talk about?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      goran's father

      your father was right about you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      his time on fishtank

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      being incredibly boring and gay doesn't seem to have ever stopped the fishtank or sam hyde threads, turnabout is fair play senpai

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pero que quieren los Gorans del Siglo XXI?

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Jimmy have actual fans who think he's funny and clever or are his "fans" just gassing him up and playing along with his delusions?

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still cant decide if Summer chick is a bit or a real person.
    No way they would get someone completely insane on the show, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mde fans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt they did any actual vetting or even interviewing, they just had people make a one minute video and write a short bio. Incredibly stupid move by production.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      goran dumbfrick thought summer = letty because they look similar

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    has jimmy said anything interesting in his discord interview thing?

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