What happens after you die?

What happens after you die?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    whatever happens don't go towards the light.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You go to heck for posting redditfrogs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      See dub city

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You float around then get reborn

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We’re all one being, you just get transferred to another consciousness although yes the being that you were in that “life” does cease to exist

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You go to Heaven if you're good and Hell if you're bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      not how it works

      you go to heaven if you believe in God, you go to hell if you don't
      a serial killer could repent on his deathbed and be saved while his atheist victims would be in hell

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        atheist sisters what’s our cope

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Original sin is obvious bullshit made up by Christians to justify the existence of their cult
          >all you have to do is join and you receive a glorious afterlife, but anyone who doesn't join will be punished forever
          this is cultist in-group behavior 101

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Original sin (for those of us with more than 5 Brian cells) is the fact that we're all born into ignorance. Sin = errors in judgement that have a corrosive effect on consciousness.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to go to hell

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        YE MUST BE BORN AGAIN

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then don't be atheist moron

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    poopy

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone finally responds to your thoughtful non-shitpost

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    death isnt real because you wont know you died

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoah….

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would a hurricane blow your floating soul far away?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    people move on and you become a triviality brought up at family gatherings
    >oh you don't remember uncle anon? He was a weirdo

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You never die, your soul is eternally tortured in the universe.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t threaten me with a good time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We have such sights to show you

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody knows for sure, and nobody will, because if you actually go somewhere you don't come back, and you can't communicate with this world.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying you know for certain that no Cinemaphile posts come from beyond the grave?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      DEEP.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You decompose.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You become like a tree, your individual you becomes one with the universe, connected to everything.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you were nothing before you were born, why would you be anything after you die?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You weren't "nothing". Nothing can't magically become something

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously it can. Especially since it returns to nothing. That doesn't mean YOU can make nothing become something.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          explain how nothing can become something

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't, the "nothing" was just invisible to us before

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you even bother man?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You were the cum in your dad's ballsack

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you were nothing before you were born
      You had to say if, though.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is death?

    Everything is living and dying simultaneously, so life and death must cancel each other out. What's left?

    I'm not gonna spell it out for you. I'm too drunk to have this convo, anyway. Just think about it.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You become worm food.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your soul survives in a diminished form bouncing from atom to atom in a continuous chain of causation until it wanders into another body. It takes an incredibly long time to find another body. The universe undergoes a trillion cycles of death and rebirth over the course of a googolplex years before your soul wanders into another body. But the time passes almost instantaneously as if you were in a deep sleep.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      IFLS

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really depends on what you believe.

    Many say there's an afterlife but we'll never know until it happens to us.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine dying and being reborn as a Black person, poojeet or chinaman

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think someone in our goverments know. Like the movie flatliners. I'm sure they've dones studies on this.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't.
    Every person is immortal, but in their own singular universe.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you did your best and tried to be a good person you go to Heaven and all your old pets and people you loved meet you at the pearly gates and embrace you and welcome you to eternal bliss. I truly believe that. :3

    Oh, and tons of the hottest b***hes ride your wiener whenever you want, plus you get a qt gf.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    reality is an illuson, control is an illusion, death is an illusion

    it's all illusory, mr. anderson

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything you watched in this life, will be rewatched for eternity in the next. select your kino well.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The devil puts you in a cauldron of boiling oil and stabs you with a pitch fork if you try to get out, didn't you watch tom and jerry

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this post allowed but i get banned for two days for posting a picture of denzel with the caption my Black person?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that what happens after you die?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing it’s eternal void

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