What happens if they frick and have babies?

What happens if they frick and have babies?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her bad luck powers would give the kid down syndrome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spider-cats

      and with parker's luck, it might be also an autist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bad luck powers
      Why not cat powers? Make her like Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman. DCU Catwoman doesn't have any powers so Felicia wouldn't be stepping on anyone's toes. Plus, it'd better fit the animal theme with Spidey and his villains.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The world heals and Marvel actually learns to move on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anon

      Lucky Spider Solitaire

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Parker Luck and Black Cat's bad luck powers in a single individual would turn the kid into the biggest bad luck magnet in the world

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Peter cheat on Mary Jane with Felicia?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bigger breasts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you looking for an answer other than "She's fricking hot and horny?" It doesn't matter how good looking Mary Jane is, if you have a hot and horny b***h ready to frick you're gonna do it. Peter isn't a gay, not yet at least.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this Spider-Man canonically came inside Black Cat. He canonically emptied his web shooter balls deep inside her.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She would die from radiation poisoning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought black cat had some super serum shit inside her already. What I never understood was why isn't Felicia friendly towards Peter. Weren't they civilian friends too?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You actually raise a good question, I guess she might be immune.
        >What I never understood was why isn't Felicia friendly towards Peter
        She's a Stacy and he's a nerd.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he's a nerd.
          Peter's too tall and good looking to be a nerd.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MJ was fine in every other relevant timeline that wasn't a comical edgefest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which is lame.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As she should be, because someone as smart as Peter with his connections to literal supergeniuses would see that shit coming a mile away.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the universe implodes

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A guy with a normal luck.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >letting PeterFel aka the soulmates of ASM actually reunite
    Would be great, uh

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/8KefiZA.jpeg

        What happens if they frick and have babies?

        Kino

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Absolute kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never ever lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cutest shit I've ever seen

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably wouldn't be sure they are his babies given she has fricked nearly every male hero.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel Editors explode

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Given the average bisexual's perchance for infidelity, it would definitely not be Pete's biological kid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bisexual's perchance for infidelity,
      What?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bisexuals can't stay faithful.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Penchant my bad.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She'll be with miles and have mulatto kids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Given the average bisexual's perchance for infidelity, it would definitely not be Pete's biological kid.

      go back to sucking Paul's dick, maryjane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *quadroon kids you bendis loving gay

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She lies about having kids or him being the father and fricks with him mentally and emotionally because she's an untrustworthy c**t.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when they had a line of comics of sixteen year old Peter making a twenty-something year old Black Cat vomit cause she made out with him?
    I'll never forget, that was fricking weird.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a porn comic (not Tracyscops) about that actually

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure he also has comics about him doing both of those girls and often more and at least one comic where he did impregnate both of them when the 3 slept together.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is the sex like?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peter raises the kids, but then the oldest one takes a 23 and Me test in college, and it's discovered he is Paul's child. Paternity tests prove Peter isn't the father of any of the children he's been raising.

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