They're literally not bothering them. Also how do they kill them if they're already dead? If you die in Hell do you even go anywhere?
What I don't get is WHY do the angels want to kill everybody in hell so badly?
They're literally not bothering them. Also how do they kill them if they're already dead? If you die in Hell do you even go anywhere?
Stfu troony
keep talking bro
Not explained yet but I would assume to keep their numbers or their morale low and prevent an insurrection led by the overlords or guys like Lucifer who is an angel and can probably teleport people up there.
Those sound like reasonable explanations, except then why would they keep that a secret? It doesn't make sense, something isn't adding up
proof that nobody on Cinemaphile watched the show and just parrots talking points on reddit
The show literally explains it in the first episode and the 6th
Wait, they did? I don't remember any of that
Jesus fricking christ you watched the show and missed the explanation?
Fricking hell zoomers really have their brains fried with tiktok and social media
I'm in my late 30s, and if you mean the line about overpopulation, that's not why the Angels are doing their annual purges. The overpopulation in Hell is what prompted Charlie to open the Hotel to try and help people redeem themselves. As far as the show has said so far, they've given no real motivation for why the angels come down and kill everybody except that it might be because they seem to really enjoy it, but that's never stated explicitly as the reason why, or why it's kept a secret
>but that's never stated explicitly as the reason why
Im pretty sure Adam states they do it for fun
>Why do Angels hate Demons?
Truly a mystery for the ages.
They said they do it to prevent overpopulation in the first episode
Okay, but then why is it a big secret from everybody in Heaven then? And why resort to killing? It's Hell, it's magic. Just magically make it bigger or whatever. It's not like it's a physical location that's actually on a map with defined and limited space. They're literally in the realm of the spirits
The creator of the show clearly didn’t have much knowledge of theology, hell is simply used as an interesting setting for aesthetic reasons. This makes the setting pointless as it’s allegory for the political life of earth. institutions are made of individuals who are complex, we know. but heaven and hell are meant to be spiritual realities- the entire criteria is an essentialist and moral one. if you can go into heaven being cruel, or into hell being kind, they cease to be heaven or hell but completely arbitrary political groupings at war over nothing but power. Which she could’ve set it on earth if that's the case.
The creator clearly didn’t put much thought in it, the only reason why is simply for aesthetic reasons. She clearly doesn’t take the concept of seriously.
>The creator clearly didn’t put much thought in it, the only reason why is simply for aesthetic reasons. She clearly doesn’t take the concept of seriously.
I mean maybe? But it's hard to believe it was being made over the course of a full 5 years and something that basic never once came up. And it doesn't take some kind of theological scholar to know about this kind of stuff. These are the most basic of the basics- these are the stories we tell 5 year olds in Sunday school. Anyone with just even a passing knowledge of any of the Abrahamic religions would be very aware of these things
>if you can go into heaven being cruel, or into hell being kind
You're quite literally an Anti-Christ if you believe otherwise. If you reject Christ, you go to Hell. If you believe Jesus is your Lord and saviour, you go to Heaven.
So while only bad people go to Hell and only good people go to Heaven (by definition), a mass murderer who tortured his victims to death (i.e. likely what you meant by "cruel"), but nonetheless a faithful servant of Christ who confessed his sins and repented would go to Heaven and would by definition b a good person. However, if his victims resented The Lord for their lot, then they went to Hell and are by definition bad people.
Not that guy, but I'm pretty sure he was just describing the system depicted on the tv show, not what actual Christians in real life believe
He was criticizing the show because it *didn't* follow his "moral" criterion, and said it was about political grouping or whatever.
if you actively understand that your actions are bad and genuinely regret them you aren’t fundamentally bad, no.
Right, "cruelty" or "being heckin' mean" doesn't send you to Hell. Being ungrateful for the life God gave you sends you to Hell.
gratitude isn’t really the main thing going on in repentance- the main thing is recognition of wrongdoing, regret and willingness to change.
Resentment is a sin, and you can't be repenting while actively engaging in it.
Who assumed that?
They're contradictory. The repentance can't be genuine.
>be godfreak
>believe in Jesus
>do drugs
>run over hooker with your car while high
>you go heaven cause you’re saved
>she goes to hell because she’s a sinner
This is only what protestant believes and Catholics think they are fricked up.
>commit mortal sin
>make it to confession
>saved
>commit mortal sin
>get killed by a hobo on your way to confession
>go to hell
This sort of whining is what happens when you don't derive you morality from the only source that actually matters: God.
>you go heaven cause you’re saved
>she goes to hell because she’s a sinner
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this, you're Evil for thinking otherwise.
What if the person you run over and kill is a newborn baby who’s not been baptised?
dunno about prots but catholics think you aren’t culpable for sin until the age of majority (which is like 13 or something). if it’s a 13 year old getting reamed by a mercedes instead you have a point
Sorry I’m just picturing a good Christian man dropping napalm on a village full of Vietnamese pagans and God smiling approvingly.
Good man.
Do you reallly think God wants us to be unable to determine good from evil without his input? How is that having free will?
You can choose to follow biblical teachings or reject them. You can choose to follow religious leaders or follow charlatans. It's always your choice.
>You can choose to follow religious leaders or follow charlatan
>Implying there's a difference
From where do you derive good and evil other than God?
literally nobody can overcome is/ought. i’m amazed that there has literally been no good justification for morality for like 300 years now and everyone just pretends it didn’t happen
God is the most powerful being in existence. He defines what morality even is.
theistic voluntarism is dumb. aquinas’ model is the only one that makes sense. if God is identical to goodness, then fine, the metaphysical foundation of all existence emanates morality as it does logic, truth etc. if God devised what good and bad were, that means those things aren’t essential to what he is, and could have been different
To the point of being synonymous with existence.
The israeli (and therefore Christian) God tells me that as a human I have dominion over all the animals and plants on the earth.
This israeli god insists that animals be killed for food in a ritualistic, terrifying and painful way.
If I kill an animal for food I choose to do so in a painless and humane way, as I believe causing suffering is a moral evil.
From where springs my choice to do so? God does not obligate me to spare animals from suffering.
Stick to your gay cartoons.
From God. None of this is a problem for someone who believes in progressive revelation.
>She clearly doesn’t take the concept of seriously.
It's pretty silly concept in the first place, so why bother? Clearly this version of heaven and hell is just riffing on pop culture notions and not intended as a theological meditation.
This is so fricking dumb.
Just say that Hell is overpopulated so demons are killing each other. Heaven doesn't need to be mentioned at all.
Instead they just added pointless complexity.
because this show is demonic apologetics made-up by anti-christian satanists with no conception of Biblical lore?
you may as well ask why a Cold War propaganda film by the USSR doesn't give the United States a fair shake
You know none of that stuff is real right? It's all made up bullshit. Calm down, lol,
then you don’t need to get so defensive over it
you mean the state atheist communist russian cabinet that was absolutely chocked full of israelites?
This! So much fricking this! Slava Ukraini
>not defending the USSR is “woke” now
You’re so right, Slava Ukraini and Slava Trump!
>RUSSIA LE BAD
>israeli FAIRYTALE LE GOOD
Russians also believe in those israeli fairy tales.
frick off, Black person.
>He believes in a magic book of lies
they collected secular ethics into a book?
He didn't say he was a communist.
because thats the narrative dick tuckers try to push
I would have sex with the dog (loona)
Why doesn’t god just change the nature of sinners so they don’t want to sin?
Have you noticed the show hasn't mentioned god once yet? Or Jesus, for that matter. The highest up they go are angels, but they've never even alluded to the idea that god exists or has anything to do with what's going on. Isn't that a little bit weird for a show about fighting between Heaven and Hell?
Jews hate God and Jesus which is why they only mention angels.
Judgement is apparently some automated process.
>Have you noticed the show hasn't mentioned god once yet? Or Jesus, for that matter.
Wait, huh....
have you noticed that video games about heaven and hell like diablo or DOOM are allowed to have pentagrams, but not crosses? you ever notice that none of the churches in world of tanks have crosses either? theres a reason for that.
Diablo has crosses, your argument is invalid.
Because they won’t repent. That’s why all of the queers are in hell. They hate God and have nothing but resentment for him, because they love degeneracy above all. So they must suffer forever. The show is ironically based.
Idk, probably because he values the choice that Man makes. He clearly doesn’t want neat puppets. You can say Free-will.
No evidence humans have free will.
Im going to do horrible things to you
moronic argument, typical from free-will trannies. obviously if a car is barreling towards you, you're going to do everything you can to get out the way. in this analogy you're the car. just because the car is bound by physics to risk killing you doesn't mean
>hurrrr it's inevitable so I guess I'll stand and let it hit me hurrr
>No evidence humans have free will.
In the show? Yes actually there is. In the most recent episode while they're up in heaven at the hearing, everyone is watching the actions of Angel Dust at the bar back down in Hell. Angel and all the rest of them were apparently all Humans before dying, and the show explains that it was ostensibly their choices while on earth that determined where they'd spend the afterlife. As they watch, they see over the course of the night out Angel very specifically meet all the requirements Adam had written down beforehand defining what it would take for a soul to prove they were deserving of entering Heaven, and he checks every box. When they see this in Heaven everybody there is very surprised, because they can't figure out why he would still be damned, or why he was there in the first place then- heavily suggesting that at least in the universe of the show, humans have free will, and it was that free will that determined their fate.
Because Gwaihir and the eagles have difficulty flying through Mount Doom’s ash cloud, duh.
What do her feet smell like?
Version 1.0 was better since she was at least different from all the other characters, only with her demonic side showing once in a while
Cute design. If you're interested in 50k hmu
Because there are far more people who go to hell than to heaven, and heaven is afraid there will be a war which they will lose on numbers alone. It’s pretty much spelled out in the first 5 episodes. Sorry you’re so slow on the uptake.
Because it's made by some fat troon
Gee, I dunno, teehee, who knows! Wow, what do you think?
I tried to watch this show but just couldn't do it. It's like Invader Zim but without all the actual humor and the so-random homosexual tumblr shit cranked to 11.
So I opted to just rewatch Invader Zim.
Helluva Boss is worse, right down to one of the main characters using Zim’s exact voice.
Without Jhonen Vasquez there would be no Hazbin Hotel.
I like browsing multiple boards. Like Cinemaphile, where there are Hazbin Hotel threads in abundance. There should just be one there. Making catching all the conversation easier to follow.
Truly one of the mysteries of all time op
How can anyone watch this for more than 4 second and not die of cringe? Also does anybody have the webm of the black guy that payed 50k to have himself put into softcore porn of this ?
ask and ye shall receive
its not the same without this meme edit
>You're 40 years old
>You paid some rando to overdraw and recycle clips to make a lame horny self insert
>It is both tame enough to be forgettable as kinkymation but saucy enough to reveal you as a creepy horny manchild
>In the end you paid 50k to destroy your image as a nerdy cool guy and from now on every teenager will have second thoughts to be near you outside of a crowd.
What would you respond without sounding mad (at yourself)?
So what's Jesus doing in this show?
Literally has not been mentioned one single time. Not one word about the big guy either.
>Omnipotent
>Is always correct
>Opposes you
I wonder why.
My current guess is they're just going to completely leave god and jesus out of the series entirely and never mention them. My guess is that the resolution of this season is going to end up with Adam being expelled from Heaven, and the Hazbin Hotel being officially ordained and sanctioned by Heaven to be allowed to redeem souls and send them back up, which I suspect is going to be the focus of season 2.
Not exactly the wildest of predictions, but I like to bet safe
Probably some commandment from up on high in the Amazon hierarchy about not portraying The Big Three to avoid alienating the Midwest Amazon prime subscribers.
Never watched the show, but what if “Heaven” is also Hell? And God’s just having a goof by filling both up with evil dicks while actually good people get to watch the fireworks?
Then that'd be kinda similar to plot of a much more popular recent tv show. Spoilers if you don't want to see it, don't click the picture
Im actually surprised that show was able to carry its premise for 4 seasons
>Im actually surprised that show was able to carry its premise for 4 seasons
They didn't. That twist gets revealed at the end of the first season and then they go off from there in a bunch of different directions. Probably for the exact reason you bring up which was that that premise would be pretty hard to sustain over the course of multiple seasons
The premise was always trying to navigate the fricked up system in different ways while giving philosophy lessons. Thats why Elenor and Jason were giving Chidi the time of day despite them being the exact opposite of people who would go to philosophy lessons daily. The twist at the end of S1 is just resetting the board to do the same shit they were already doing. Thats the purpose of Michael's character arc and everything with the judge and shit.
Would be a good twist. "Heaven" is a test for demons/damned souls to see what they do with power upon thinking they've been redeemed. If they're actually kind and want to help redeem others, then they ascend to actual heaven, but the ones who stay violent and cruel but cloak it in righteousness sill ultimately be cast down again.
take the troony cartoons back to Cinemaphile
they're as bad as the israelite movies you post all the time redditor
Hell is just a lack of God's grace. Faustus and Parsdise Lost explain this but for some reason everybody only focuses on Dante's Divine Comedy.
Paradise Lost adaptation fricking when?
Never. Feminists hate it for the part where Milton slams Eve.
will never happen but ive got some animation ideas and character designs in the works. but im poor and not israeli or a troony so itll never happen
its like palestinians
Angels and god are le evil because frick you dad
richgays always fear being outnumbered by poorgays. its a euphanism for population control.
look at moi
im the charlie now
>Not Fishmalk text
One job.
I denounce the Talmud.
judaism makes way more sense than christianity. stop deflecting to israelites every time someone insults your cult. I have no issue with israelites
>the haves vs the have-nots
>but the have-nots are evil and genuinely deserve nothing no matter how you look at it
Isn't this Elysium and Bioshock Infinite all over again?
What’s scarier, free will or no free will?
free ice cream
free will
>you are at this very moment wasting your time when you could through the effort of will be obsessively working on a skill or some other project that will massively alter the outcome of your life
>every time you think about what you could have don’t differently in life, you really could have done differently
>the willpower you put in every day will have a massive influence on where you end up, and there’s no going back
it’s horrific. freedom is paralysing and terrifying once you realise the scope of it
Depends on what "no free will" entails. If i could be a billionaire I would give up free will
>Turn into a furry when you go to hell
>Still turn into a furry when you go to heaven
What a horrible afterlife
Isn't that weird? There's no actual "people" in the afterlife on the show. They're all some variety of anthropomorphic animal
When did Western cartoons become hot?
Generation of animators influenced by anime starting to muscle their way into the industry now that TV animation is dying out.
woauuw Charlie so Sexy
Because it’s a troony fan fic. In reality hell is a prison, angels are the wardens/guards and the sinners are the inmates
There are already high ranking angels in hell monitoring all the sinners and punishing them
Trannies think it’s a fun place, if one of the angel guards caught you “having fun” he’d probably give you an ironic punishment
Tradwife Loona.
I don't watch this show but are there any angel anthros?
There aren't non-anthro angels
satanic troony toon
Wrong board
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