Hey everyone.
This is an experimental issue for the Cinemaphilemmunity to try and create something for an entire Marvel Verse, something creative and deep ,original, and for everyone to enjoy compared to the GLOP SHIT THAT IS CURRENT MARVEL 😀
please just do this with me, alright?
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Jean Grey is now a fat black woman named Jean Black.
There is now a League of Jeans called the Jeanbow, led by Jean Red, a blonde. Jean Blue’s outfit is a pair of khakis. Jean Green is an android that runs on diesel. Jean Yellow is only ever mentioned, never shown on screen.
Jean White is always wrong
Jean Purple is always pushin people
>Jean Blue’s outfit is a pair of khakis
this made me laugh
first post worst post
you're welcome
Solution: FRICK verses, verses were a mistake all along.
This is MEANT TO BE OUR UNIVERSE FOR WHICH WE CAN JOIN TOGETHER.
GOD EVERYONE ELSE RESPONDING TO ME, just shut the frick up. Enough with the shit, get serious.
>tumblrina spazzing
I thought you were just typing like that in the OP as a bit, but you’re actually a moron/woman. Damn.
Alright fine.
OH YEAH, THIS GUY'S GOT SOMETHING GOOD.
>something good
>it’s just Peter with two kids from two different women
how low are your standards,
>OH YEAH, THIS GUY'S GOT SOMETHING GOOD.
I did that Spider-Man idea to derail
WHAT HAVE I DONE
>an attempt to out-moron a moron backfired
who could have forseen this
Too bad, in this MCU they end up getting married. Neither is fat though. Sadly.
Nvm then
I have the idea of reworking spidey to end up attached to the symbiote and none of the venom shit.
So he basically has a cool friend with him 24/7. Knull is also a ancient human whose a savage and was bonded to a ancient symbiote, yada yada
Wouldn't that just be Karen from MCU Spider-Man's suit
No? I mean the thing is this is comic version of Spider-Man
The symbiote could still have some of its traits, a bit of sass and savageness to go with Spider-Man’s character of jerk like attitude but holding the gold in him.
No more talk of MCU btw
Reed Richards and Dr. Doom are friends and have no homoerotic drama, antipathy or rivalry. They golf once a month. Dr. Doom is married to Sue's sister Helen. Namor is married to their cousin Beth, who is fat.
They are all very happy. Doom and Helen have five kids, four boys, the eldest who is an LGBT superhero named the Musketqueer.
>trying to spin fanfiction as a novel, community idea
Yeah, I'm thinking you might be sporting a few extra chromosomes.
my deep lore is several of the characters are fat assed femboys and sit on my face
when do I get my residual checks
Peter Parker just turned 29 and already has a kid with Liz Allan (who's loosely based on the Spectacular Spider-Man version + 616 version + Ultimate version, which means she's also Firestar) and a kid with Betty Brant (who's just Raimiverse Betty) and now he's gotta juggle his responsibilities between being a superhero, being a photographer, and spending time with his kids
Peter hasn't met Mary Jane or Felicia Hardy yet
Liz also used to be married to Harry Osborn (till he died saving Peter), and also has Normie from that marriage
Alternate universe Gwen and Mary Jane, who are now old and fat, come back from an alternate timeline where they're both Galactus (combined mecha style with an unspecified third fat woman) to cuck Peter and ruin his life via sitcom antics. Squirrel Girl is also involved (both present day and alternate fattiverse squirrel girl) but is NOT the third member of Galactus.
If something like this had to be done I'd say just reprint older stories with a little less corny dialogue/remove shitty pop culture references or make things anachronistic. Alt universes are a mistake
If Toriyama wrote Spider-Man he'd definitely marry off Ben Reilly to Betty and Kaine to Liz Allen as a gag and forget to use them in future stories
The Golden Age Timely comics covers depicted giant superheroes fighting the Axis are canon and so is the 1970s Captain America films
Captain America 1, Namor, and Jim Hammond were turned into giants to fight monster versions of the Axis soldiers. Cap 1 was the only one of the three to survive WWII but eventually died in the 60s
Captain America 2 is Steve Rogers from the 70s movies and is the son of Captain America 1
The spider that bit Peter Parker was similar to a vampire. This means that Peter Parker has become an alpha Spider and is capable of transforming others into spider people by biting them and feeding them his blood.
Once turned, a spider will possess all the traditional Spider-Man abilities as well as a mild thirst for blood and a psychic link to Peter Parker. Spider people do not age above 21 and any turned at an older age will enter a chrysalis and exit as their ideal 21 year old selves
Betty and Liz are vampires now? And to save Aunt May's life, Peter bit her and now she looks like 21 year old Marisa Tomei?
Yes. He and Silk are the only two alpha spiders in existence who are capable of making more.
Unlike him, Cindy is a coward who utilizes her psychic link to force a sense of fervent loyalty upon those she has turned so that she never has to fight. So far she has turned Gwen Stacy (this universe’s version) and Anya Corazon. Both of them immediately dropped to their knees and swore to protect Cindy with their lives upon being turned and having the loyalty implanted via the psychic link
Wait, if Peter has kids with Betty and Liz, and they're vampires, are the kids vampires as well?
Yes. The kids are vampires, though you need to remember they aren’t regular vampires, they’re spider vampires
They can still exist in the sunlight and walk into places uninvited, and go to church and eat garlic.
However the crucifix glitch still works to stun them
And it’s possible that Peter or one of his kids may turn more people in the future
The mary jane native to this universe is werewolf who's likely going to become the next mrs parker.
The Ben Reilly and Janine of this universe converted to eastern orthodoxy. He meets with Daredevil to show how catholicism is the one who split off from the true church. Daredevil always loses the argument, so he resorts to flexing his muscles like Plato, only for Ben to flex his muscles better than him.
In this universe Emma Frost is the same age as the X-Men. However, she faced severe psychic backlash during a fight with Kitty Pryde and Rogue, causing some of their personalities to infect hers and giving her a desperate need for friends and a massive guilt complex.
Emma is now desperate to be forgiven and prove that she’s becoming a better person to Kitty and Rogue who she believes she’s hurt the most due to Jean not being there
A straight shota who has a harem of superheroines
Nah