How do you homosexuals know it's me EVERY TIME, do you have some dark web IP reader bullshit or what? Anyway I'm gonna go do a line and message guys on grindr but then chicken out before it's time to meet up like I always do, mulldawg out
>uhh yeah I make six figures talking to my friends two hours a week and get pussy all the time but I'm so depressed man haha anyway what if instead of "can you feel the love tonight" it was "can you bust inside my ass"
I only occasionally listened to their podcast, and Stav made it nearly unlistenable due to his constant cackling and generally being a little toady, but then I saw some of his standup videos on youtube, and he was actually pretty funny.
Nick's bits fall to shit without Stav goading him on.
Nick being racist isn't particularly funny. Stav warning Nick to not be racist while Nick keeps pushing it is quite funny.
i haven't heard much of the podcast but i've been watching those animated clips and they're pretty fricking funny. living in eric clapton's ass or morgan freeman being gay
I've been listening to old episodes and nick clearly hates white people in them from being a loser growing up. Hell, Adam is the least shitlib of them in the old episodes.
My workmate was in a delirious tired state this morning and started coming up with bizarre mixes of different impressions and all I could think of was Cum Town
Anyone have that clip where a black woman is answering the phone to tell you to hang up, call again, and leave a voicemail? I don't even know how to begin looking for it but it's so god damn funny, I'd like to hear that again.
>HAHAHAHAHA LEFTBROS SO FUNNY WE ARE SO EDGY AND DANGEROUS, ESTABLISHMENT ON IT'S LAST LEGS (please remember though that homophobia and differently ablophobia is NOT okay in this inclusive space #protect palestine kids)
Nick is an energy vampire for Adam. It's depressing to see the contrast of Adam with and without Nick present; Adam has beaten dog syndrome and is too afraid to say or do anything around Nick. He's actually kind of funny when Mullen isn't around.
So they gonna smash or what?
She's completely psychologically unfrickable. You would probably contract bipolar from dipping your finger in her pussy.
Podcast comedians are the absolute lowest form of entertainment and a huge midwit flag, if you give these people money you should strongly consider suicide.
haha
>EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Even though the Adam Frieland show is dogshit, I'm glad Stav isn't there
what if i did coke and was a depressed homosexual
nick making improvised jokes about what if a moron was gay and chinese and doing some racist impression was funnier than 99.99% of standup ever made
Nah
Yeah, pretty much.
It's so jarring to see him irl. There's no way he's taller than 5'1". Even dasha towers over him lol
Well here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
he's 5'8 isn't he? I think Dasha is pretty tall.
hi nick
How do you homosexuals know it's me EVERY TIME, do you have some dark web IP reader bullshit or what? Anyway I'm gonna go do a line and message guys on grindr but then chicken out before it's time to meet up like I always do, mulldawg out
Faawwk yeah
>uhh yeah I make six figures talking to my friends two hours a week and get pussy all the time but I'm so depressed man haha anyway what if instead of "can you feel the love tonight" it was "can you bust inside my ass"
>can you bust inside my ass
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
damn thats crazy, because money and pussy is scientifically proven to cure depression
Stav was the worst, why did he get a netflix special and joe rogan interview? Nick is the funniest and Adam is israeli so he has connections.
I only occasionally listened to their podcast, and Stav made it nearly unlistenable due to his constant cackling and generally being a little toady, but then I saw some of his standup videos on youtube, and he was actually pretty funny.
Stav was the broth of the cumtown stew.
Stav wasn't even funny and all he contributed was his annoying laugh
his moronation was a good foil for nick and adam's tryhardness
Nick's bits fall to shit without Stav goading him on.
Nick being racist isn't particularly funny. Stav warning Nick to not be racist while Nick keeps pushing it is quite funny.
You could use an AI to mute stav's voice out and you'd only get the laughing out
Then why does cumtown suck without him????
I haven't cared about it in years, last I remember Nick and Adam went on Sam Hyde's podcast. I liked Nick's indian twitter videos.
i haven't heard much of the podcast but i've been watching those animated clips and they're pretty fricking funny. living in eric clapton's ass or morgan freeman being gay
saul is probably the best channel on all of youtube
>has a surprising amount of respect for chinks but clearly loathes indians
he's one of us
Then he'd be OP.
hell yeah dude
for me, its nick as a dad living in the garage
Thats one of my favourites too.
For me it's Nick stealing vending machines.
For me, it's Me Tell Joke
for me its nick's iranian voice mail
>whatcha playin on there, mickey mouse?
For me it's Adam's black son
KING OF THE RING
For me it’s the self-pissed Italian guy
I've been listening to old episodes and nick clearly hates white people in them from being a loser growing up. Hell, Adam is the least shitlib of them in the old episodes.
so? whats your point?
he needs to never do stand up again and focus 100% on podcast which is what he was born to do, cumtown is the only one worth listening
My workmate was in a delirious tired state this morning and started coming up with bizarre mixes of different impressions and all I could think of was Cum Town
>its a real knife fight out there
>sad to see what youve become
>the DAWGZ are off leash
for me its:
special mention:
if we're just going to be posting bits
wicky wicky wile
WILE WILE WESS
>Twink Brolin
>and I thought I knew what being raped was BEFORE
Anyone have that clip where a black woman is answering the phone to tell you to hang up, call again, and leave a voicemail? I don't even know how to begin looking for it but it's so god damn funny, I'd like to hear that again.
>HAHAHAHAHA LEFTBROS SO FUNNY WE ARE SO EDGY AND DANGEROUS, ESTABLISHMENT ON IT'S LAST LEGS (please remember though that homophobia and differently ablophobia is NOT okay in this inclusive space #protect palestine kids)
post-left > alt-right
I don't know who this is but I assume he pisses off the left or the right for some asinine reason.
Which side does he piss off?
Can't you tell from the pedo wannabe Hassan stache?
I cannot.
mostly the left even though he's a socialist
So they could bank multiple cumtown episodes but Nick can't record two 5 minute skits in row.
I'm starting to think stav was the brains
Stav was a hype man while Adam is an energy vampire.
Nick is an energy vampire for Adam. It's depressing to see the contrast of Adam with and without Nick present; Adam has beaten dog syndrome and is too afraid to say or do anything around Nick. He's actually kind of funny when Mullen isn't around.
She's completely psychologically unfrickable. You would probably contract bipolar from dipping your finger in her pussy.
Podcast comedians are the absolute lowest form of entertainment and a huge midwit flag, if you give these people money you should strongly consider suicide.
Being smart is gay
giving a frick and not simply enjoying what you enjoy is the definition of middle-brow homosexualry
suck my dick
Is that the cuck idubbbz
>it's another quiet moment that stav has to immediately break by talking about having sex despite looking like the hamburglar
Childhood is listening to CT and hating Adam
Adulthood is listening to CT and hating Stav
>what if a moron was gay
Literally me
So they gonna smash or what?
She could fix/save him.