What if Ant-Man used Pym Particles to make this virus as big as a human?
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What if Ant-Man used Pym Particles to make this virus as big as a human?
What if Ant-Man used Pym Particles to make this virus as big as a human?
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Viruses don't exist. Imagine believing this rejected Pokémon concept art is real. lol
The based irrelevant question asker
The schizo
The punster
The coomer
Like pottery
the tarot reader
The shill
The Mass Replier
the samegay
Based
It would go viral.
i could have sex with it
Well it would be too big to interface with bacteria so it would be incapable of infecting anything.
It would also probably just collapse under it's own weight and fall apart.
The autist
The caveman
the normal guy
I'd beat the shit out of it with an RPG like in War of the Worlds
Nothing? That thing looks pretty defenseless to me. Worst thing it can do is try to scurry away on it's spider legs.
I don't get it. Are they made out of metal or something? Why do they look like robots?!!?
they do not exist, much like dinosaurs
The midwit
It's a stylized version of the real thing
Haha becteriohomosexual
snorted loudly
Yeah but why do they stylize it as a robot every time
Go see pictures of other viruses and tell me they aren't robots
>not legs
dunno man, it looks fake
MadMel, always up to something
Nah he's cool. Mortimer is the one you gotta watch out for
why do they have csgo usernames
Funny, Mortimer was a name I actually used before.
The human body is quite honestly nothing more than a machine in a sense. All of your biological functions boil down to all the pieces in your body following specific programming and viruses disrupt that programming.
This reminds me of when the Salarians engineered the genophage for the Turians to stop the Krogan rebellion
Maybe they should take that stylization and shove it right up their ass alongside the colorized pictures of space.
>w-why does textbook diagram not look exactly like the real thing???
What is visual communication, you moronic ape
Because they are. Viruses are literally the nanotechnology meme of "what if we made a tiny robot that had no function other than to make more of itself".
It needs bacterial DNA to replicate itself, so literally nothing happens. Also how would this even work? Do its component atoms magically get bigger?
>Do its component atoms magically get bigger?
silence nerd
Is that coleslaw on top of a chicken sandwich? Gross. And I guess the ‘joke’ is that they used Pym Particles to make the patty larger,but the bread stayed the same? Either way,that loos so annoying and annoying and wasteful to eat.
When the meat hangs past the buns, you know she's ready to settle down.
Captcha TRAGX
I think the explanation in the movie was something like "it increases / decreases the space between atoms" which was pretty stupid
>this antenna looking homie is what makes me sick
what's that thing again?
i watched antman 1 and 2 and i remember almost nothing from those movies
haven't bothered with the turd one
viruses are literal nanobots
>this robot is totally organic and of this world bro
>also its in its own class of existence and isn’t even alive and we know nothing about them but the science is settled chud SHUT UUUUUUP
It's literally a bunch of molecules that needs complex cellular machinery to make more bunches of molecules. How is that so special compared to actual lifeforms?
Viruses are supposedly naturally occurring but are autonomous anti-life literal robots that don’t respirate or produce waste but somehow “breed” and replicate themselves. Something doesn’t add up, but I guess leftism has spoken, so we’re not allowed to talk about what they actually might be anymore because it’s antisemetic to defy wikipedia or some shit or whatever those pedo culties believe.
>Something doesn’t add up
It stops being so mysterious when you actually learn molecular biology, which I encourage you to do.
>science is settled chud
Okay so that’s why science classifies viruses as their own form of unlife that can’t be explained but morons going to ~~*college*~~ have all the secrets from biology 101 (same class that teaches that male children are actually women).
Based
Cringe
>that can’t be explained
boardly reminder that theoric biology doesn't exist yet
>Something doesn’t add up
facts don't care about your feefees rightoid lmao. that's the nice thing about science: it's true whether or not you accept it or not
no one's stopping you from buying college textbooks and learning this shit on your own, but that would require effort on your part that we both know you aren't going to make and you'll instead just screech on an imageboard "thing no make sense to me therefore thing WRONG!"
Whoa, Mr. “I’m in debt so a israelite could convince me men are women” College star, not of that was an argument and what I said is right; I already knew it was right that’s why I said it. Viruses cannot be explained and aren’t alive. If I searched one of your soibeard textbooks that’s what it would say because it can’t claim anything else because we don’t know. Dumb pedophile.
>mentions israelites
>mentions soi
>mentions pedos
darn! couple more buzzwords and you could have had a newbie bingo
Only soi is a buzzword there.
~~**~~ is a buzword
MAPs is a buzzword.
Jews and pedos are just real things that can be problems.
The Midwit Argumentarian
>JUST GO TO COLLEGE AND YOU CAN PAY $500 FOR A BOOK THAT WILL TELL YOU THAT VIRUSES ARE TOTALLY REAL AND UNEXPLAINED
lol fricking idiot, I can go to Gamestop and buy a book that tells me all about 1000 different pokemon. Is Magnemite real?
Charizard is still my favorite
>Charizard
>Scizor
>Gyarados
>Blaziken
>Torterra
>Pikachu
Are my favorites off the top of my head.
I stopped at 1st gen. Charizard and Gyarados are always in my top roster along with Dragonite and Mewtwo and I forget who else
>I stopped at 1st gen
genwunner homosexual
I just popped Pokémon blue into my Gameboy color to have a look. I've got Charizard, Mewtwo, Dragonite, Gyarados, and Aerodactyl is my FLY guy and Poliwrath is my SURF guy. Tight crew iidssms
Mewtwo is too strong to use. When you catch him he’s like 10 levels above Gary’s strongest guys. You can solo the whole E4 by spamming literally any attack Mewtwo has and OHKO every single thing.
I know. I fricking own Gary.
>genwunner
Jesus Christ; what a hideously outdated term. It’s basically a form of endearment now seeing at what Pokémon has become.
Remember Blastoise and Feraligatr?
Well here’s your new water starter, a transexual seal with mascara on and bows in its hair….
All the water starters the past few gens are cringe as frick
Pokémon is good up til 6. I could give you a very long winded tale of the Pokémon franchise and how badly it’s been raped. You guys think Star Wars and Lord of the Rings and Superheroes have been raped? You have no idea. But Pokémon gens 1-6 are all pretty much the same game, just different maps and Pokémon.
But as of gen VII, they removed the map; and you now run down a corridor toward a waypoint flag located on your second screen and the “map” is just background stuff you can’t interact with. Plus a shitload of other problems but that’s a big one that sets it apart from its predecessors. Then Gen 8 came along and they axed half the Pokémon roster out of existence.
So tl;dr play gens 1-6 if you care about Pokémon, they’re all more or less equally as good as each other for various reasons. Gen 1&2 has Pokémon stadium as postgame so that is probably the best Pokémon experience you’re gonna get. Gen III has a speedy 60 fps engine. Gen IV has a clunkier 24fps engine but a lot of the restrictions and bullshit regarding trading and having non-regional Pokémon from gen III are fixed. V is probably my favorite, the last of the sprite games and has the best qualities of all the previous games, still not as fast as 60fps on GBA tho. Gen VI was a downgrade from 5 as far as maps and gameplay went; the intrusive npcs and their endless dialogue starts to become really annoying, but it has the largest roster of Pokémon, moves, items and a great online that’s just the bottom screen you can interact with at any time, and you can customize your trainer which I guess is cool. Gen VII removed the nice online second screen and instead for some unchristly reason made online another part of the “map” you have to go to and WALK to different “shops” around this carnival to get tickets which you can then WALK to other vendors and shops to trade or battle or whatever, I guess a seamless menu you could click at any time was too convenient?
I read all this and I appreciate the info. Fricking hell, I might play some more Pokémon games. Thanks.
Im glad i finally stopped buying the slop ass games gamefreak makes, i wont touch a new game until they can stop being shit
Moon was the last Pokémon game I bought. I liked XY the online was good and I liked Mega Evolutions and trainer customization and I figured it was just gamefreak dipping their toes into 3D. But then gen VII came… last Pokémon game I ever bought and first one I couldn’t finish.
I never even got too into why Pokémon became bad after gen VII. I already mentioned they removed the map and the Alola “region” is just a corridor that you can’t deviate from and MUST follow the flag to the waypoint to progress in the game. But another big thing is they removed gyms. Yeah, so there’s no bosses to fight.
Instead of 8 gyms, you have 4 “Kahunas” and these “Kahunas” give you a “challenge” to complete like a mini game. I couldn’t make it past the fire Kahuna. I shut the game off. This is LITERALLY what the “challenge” was:
>Kahuna: Okay now I want you to tell me if these Marowaks are dancing!
>*there’s some Marowaks on screen and they dance*
>Did they dance? Yes or No?
>…Yes?
>Whoa! You sure are a skilled trainer!
>Next challenge, did a silly guy appear next to the Marowaks?
>*Marowaks are standing there and then some random guy pops up and makes a face*
>Did the silly guy appear? Yes or no?
I just shut the game off right then. Even if I was a 4 year old kid playing this I would feel insulted at how stupid that was. How is that a game or a “challenge” the literal frick was that?
Not only that but look how shitty these games look. Pokémon Stadium looks infinitely better than this nu-shit and that’s a 30 year old game.
Yeah the switch to 3D killed the franchise. I was excited for XY, but was shocked how boring I found them. The 3D models just have none of the charm the sprites had. Black and White was the pinnacle of Pokemon and it's done nothing but go downhill really fast since then.
>But another big thing is they removed gyms. Yeah, so there’s no bosses to fight.
>Instead of 8 gyms, you have 4 “Kahunas
Aren't the kahunas just renamed gym leaders? I only played Ultra Moon and not the base version but I'm pretty sure they were basically gym leaders.
I deleted those games form my memory, but if you even fight them, they have 2 or 3 pokemon that die in 1 or 2 hits.
Maybe in Ultra but in the non-ultra you do not battle. It’s literally why I never played the game again after that fire challenge. Even if you could battle the Kahuna who gives a rat’s ass. There’s only 4 of them and the rest of the game is a painful, obnoxious slog to have to drudge through.
Throwing this out there, it takes probably 45-60 minutes of mashing A through annoying poorly written NPC babble that doesn’t even make sense “Ahhh the air is tasty! I sure like wearing shorts! You’re my best friend!” before you can even get your starter Pokémon. In the original games you can get your starter when the time on your new save file is still 0:00….. maybe 0:01 if you take 30 seconds to withdraw that 1 Potion you have in your PC at the start of the game.
Sun and Moon were the worst games by far at the time of their release. Hence why I forget literally everything about them. Legit killed my love for the franchise. Never played another one.
Well yeah, the Kahunas replaced gyms but you don’t battle them. You just do some gay thing like say “yes or no” to a simple yes or no question. An actual spider monkey with a DS could easily complete that Fire Kahuna challenge.
Scarlet/Violet are open world and basically give you the freedom to go wherever you want after the intro. You can tackle the gyms in order you want and they've also added two more end game goals in finding Titans for one douche and the villain of the month for another douche. I've just been dicking around and exploring and only did one gym
Scarlet/Violet is a broken hellscape but the epilogue chapter is the most kino thing Pokemon has ever done.
No denying that but that's more because Gamefreak is a small team Nintendo refuses to give resources to to keep them under their thumb
Yeah who cares another huge thing that ruined all hype or giving a rat’s ass about Pokémon is how #1 the axed the roster to half so most Pokémon don’t exist anymore, and #2 is how they killed legacy support by locking transferring Pokémon behind an external paywall where as all the DS Pokémon games have compatible hardware without the need for an internet connection or subscription. Literally who gives a frick about Gayémon anymore. It’s over. Not raped as badly as MTG but.
>You guys think Star Wars and Lord of the Rings and Superheroes have been raped? You have no idea.
Eh, I'd honestly say Pokemon has been way less raped than those things you mentioned. I'd rather play the newest Pokemon game every year than watch those shows.
I guess you’re right.
>Nidorino
>Indeedee
>Gulpin
>Goomy
>Electrike
>Revavroom
Are my favorites off the top of my head.
>Indeedeedee
>Reevroom
…..what? Those aren’t Pokémon, never heard of this shit.
kek REALLY triggered the side of facts and logic with this one
>the smartest
>Phasto
More like Phatso, am I right?
you must be this "based moron" I keep hearing about
>it's literally a goobalglobba gorp that needs complex wigglefrumples to make more bunches of goobalglobbas, it's settled science chud!
TFW viruses are life but fetuses are not.
>fetuses
>life
Gonna have to ask you to COOL it with the antisemitism.
until you've got a better explanation other than "uhhh it's from outer space because...because it just is okay!?!?" then yes, shut the frick up
>millions of robot spiders are swimming around in your ass right now making your nose run
let that sink in
Why do morons ITT think bacteriophages make you sick?
how do you know they're not bacteria
>irrelevant time wasting question
>lust provoking image
t.
It would collapse under its own weight.
>howdy fellow Cinemaphile freedom lover friendos
>I hate globalism just like you
>earf flat and disease fake btw
What drives you to post this shit? Were you kept out of the reindeer games as a kid?
>earf flat and disease fake btw
>What drives you to post this shit?
First time on /misc/?
GlowBlack folk make flat earth posts to poison the well (the well in this case being /misc/). When newbies come to this board and see threads about flat earth, etc., they're more likely to think the board is /x/-tier and leave without looking at the other threads. This benefits glowBlack folk.
>leftists post nonsense schizo shit
>all 100% real and believable
>rightoids post nonsense schizo shit
>NOOOO I-IT'S THE GLOWIES THEY'RE T-TRYING TO SPLIT US APART
every time. EVERY time
>righties: the federal government overreaches too much and is too powerful, there are no checks and balances anymore
>lefties: MEN ARE WOMEN CHUD, CHILDREN CAN BE SEXUAL, THE SCIENCE SAYS SO, NOW SHOOT UP WITH THIS MYSTERY JUICE OR YOU’LL Diiiiiiiii—aaaaack *has a “vaccine” related stroke*
Delusional strawmanning projection, a base model needed to function as a cognitive dissonant Democrat nowadays with all your dogma
>that virus
>totally natural
>totally not crafted in a labo
>totally not created in spaceship
Do you think it was stick it's rod up my ass? I wonder if millions of its babies would burst out of my digestive system.
Can someone explain to a moron
Does it actually look like that, like if you were that size. Or is it some kind of interpretation. They are kinda freaky, ngl.