What if Beast Boy was your pet?

What if Beast Boy was your pet?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd use him to prove or disprove various theories regarding various dinosaur species, or to assist in the resurrection of cloning long extinct species that we lack DNA samples for. I'd split the money with him, and we'd hang out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd just sell His blood samples for millions or some shit idk. I'm not a homosexual so I have no use for bussy

      Then I'd be frickin bb

      i would rent him out to lonely fujos

      These are homosexuals doe.

      • 11 months ago
        Smurf-fag

        I'm dissapinted with myself that I'm dissapointed that you didn't thought that Beas Boy could also turn into a female animal and live out your furry dream.

        I'd use him to prove or disprove various theories regarding various dinosaur species, or to assist in the resurrection of cloning long extinct species that we lack DNA samples for. I'd split the money with him, and we'd hang out.

        i would rent him out to lonely fujos

        This is the correct answer

        i would rent him out to lonely fujos

        You meant femcels; fujos are the one that like gay porn; I would also encourage him to be a manprostitute to female Cinemaphile users but I wouldn't let him waste his precious seed on them, instead he has to save it all so he can cover me in white when his work day ends

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do his powers work? does he just read about an animal and turn into it intuitively or his understanding of it?
      is it magic animalspace he pulls them from?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't there The Red which is the animal equivalent of The Green in DC?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then I'd be frickin bb

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would rent him out to lonely fujos

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How about I just let you go and we can go grab a pizza or somethin'?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have him turn into a horse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Raven

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Black folk and troony's. Frick nannies

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have him peel the dead sunburn skin off of my back and feed it to me.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd drop him off at the shelter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      have him neutered

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn into a dog..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bigger..

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's copyright infringement

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn him into a girl.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pets dont wear clothes

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pimp him out on sunset buelevard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      seriously.
      that thing is a freak and belongs in a cage.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    have him assume various animal shapes, jerk off into a cup, then create an army of shape changing hell spawn.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      weird way to justify playing red rocket and beating off the dog

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you moronic?
        ill hire someone else to do it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll do it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll do it pro bono

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll do it and pay for it

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would burn it alive as it is an affront to god.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd kiss every part of his little green body

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Beast Boy doesn't really get the respect he deserves. The power to harness the strengths of all living creatures on the planet is fricking broken on paper when you include things like silverback gorillas and kodiak grizzly bears.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but he's in a universe with power levels than include blah blah faster than light blah blah laser eyes blah blah reality shapers blah attoseconds blah

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this character more than any other DC character. His power sucks, he is just a less useful vixen and his cowabunga dude! gimmick hasn't been funny since the 80s.

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