What if he kills two killers?

What if he kills two killers?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This becomes wrong as soon as one killer has killed two killers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      then the number of serial killers goes up by 1

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He could simply kill 2 or more serial killers to nerf it out

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then the number of triple homicide serial killers goes up

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            And what if he kills himself at the end of all that?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Suicide is also a crime

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, Tanaka Yamaguchi

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are like entire viking stories that teaches children. If you are going yo kill someone, kill their ENTIRE family to so they can't enact vengeance towards you and your family.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really makes sense in a society were blood feuds and honor exists as well as there being no prisons

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, because the original killer gets multiplied by two and becomes a double killer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This becomes wrong
      >wrong
      you mean a good thing! we need more killers that kill other killers, but not innocent people, the main problem would be when a killer of killers kills another killer of killers, i mean, on his mind he killed right, but killing that killer prevented the killing of other killers, which may not be a good thing.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if I kill all the killers in the world and then kill myself?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Cinemaphile so obsessed with this fake quote? Batman has never said this in any form of media

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman has never said this in any form of media
      there's literally a picture of Batman behind the quote

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if I kill a killer and he gets revived?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you rape a rapist then the number of rapists in the world multiplies by 1

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      multiplying by one is the same which means raping a rapist does not make you a rapist

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't Batman just fricking paralyse the Joker, or give him testicular torsion or something? There's a million things you could do that would put him out of action but stop short of killing him

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    batman is a dumbfrick

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you feed a sneed, the number of chucks in the world remain the same

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The justice system should handle the punishment, not Batman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then Batman would just be another police officer.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Batman a vigilante acting outside the law then?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you judge a judger, the number of judges in the world remains the same

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only judicial system that has ever been just was on Iceland or the Vehemic Courts of interwar Germany

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How could Justice get to Iceland when it's blind?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Justice isn't blind. That's a israeli psyop.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The DC universe justice system is moronic and the writers make it so that he never gets the death penalty.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it makes sense that Batman wants to be the singular arbiter of who lives and dies, but why hasn't any politician gone through with the death penalty. You'd get 99% approval rating overnight if you executed the Joker. Does all of the DC universe have the same strict no-kill moral code?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        because the story somehow has to exist, if you just kill off all the antagonists the story ceases to be. It's moronic, but comics are moronic in general, and frick multiverse bullshit too god I hate it so much. Instead characters can never die so the stupid story never ends and when you want to write a new one just create another "multiverse" and tell a slightly different version of the same story yet again.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, multiverse stuff works best when the separation is upheld outside of extremely specific circumstances, because at a certain point it just breaks down the stakes. You have to show restraint and frankly not many people are able to

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Part of it is that you have these principles of chivalry and whatnot that work perfectly fine on a small scale, but then you keep having these world-ending events where Joker becomes a Godzilla or whatever stupid crap they come up with and kills a million people and also the Joker will never be redeemed because the eternal clown/bat conflict was started by the first caveman in gotham in every multiverse and the no-kill rule starts to become self-parody.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Each kill by 1 person is counted as a separate killer. Don’t ask how it works.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That´s not the reason Batman doesn´t kill though. Whoever wrote that line or attached it to him doesn´t get the character, misunderstands him or has simply fricked up in an attempt to over simplify his motivations.

    While Bats actions result in acts of heroism it´s not justice or the desire to do good what drives him. It´s not even vengeance. He is insane, he was driven insane by the murder of his parents. He beats criminals because he has a pathological need to do so. He is a highly functional sociopath and the only reason he doesn´t kill is because, in his mind, as long as he doesn´t cross that line he is not the same as them, he is not a monster (not to normal people at least).

    That´s why the Joker`s whole raison d'etre is to push him just hard enough that he´ll cross that line. He knows that the moment Batman can justify just one murder he´ll be able to justify killing every single super villain, regular criminal and even hero that gets in his way.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      America justified nuking Japan and haven't nuked any other nation since then

      Joker's logic is dumb and stupid

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mutts don't need nukes to slaughter millions around the world

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What if he kills two killers?
    The killer amount is a weighted based upon how much killing per killer, so it still stays the same

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if the killed killer killed seven people and the new killer only killed the one killer? The killer weighted average decrease

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah cause the killer will keep killing

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why rape is superior to murder. You can only gain

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rape is for losers, chads seduce

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a woman

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he has to force women to have sex with him
          >they don't crave his touch and pursue him
          Damn, your life sucks

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still superior to murder, troony

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you high?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No but I'm taller, stronger and faster than you. Still not gonna touch you, troony

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love how me calling you out for getting no b***hes means I'm a troon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're right. Maybe I should really go out and rape. Thanks for the tip. I will make sure to tell people it was you who gave me the idea

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What zero pussy does to a mf

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can smell your desperation over here if you're really this much of a homosexual. Either that or you're a nerdy Black person

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one that radiates dry dick energy

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you give a troony a sex change the number of men remains the same.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        sigmas get seduced

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if you killed three killers then killed yourself?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If two killers kill each other the number of killers is reduced by two.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But they both killed each other, so it cancels out

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you imprison a kidnapper, the number of imprisonments remains the same.
    So what?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's why he imprisons them in Arkham where they can leave any time they want

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, that's clever. He really does plan for everything.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would still be a character whose personality is written around the fact that he's a vigilante who can't act the way a real world vigilante would, because the Batman franchise is for children.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You become a super killer and the more people you kill the more your killing power level increases. Think about it, a single Uber killer with the combine power of like 5 killer is way scarier than 5 individual killer

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can kill a person by punching them too hard. There's absolutely no way Batman has never killed a person. I mean honestly it might be worse, because you can give someone severe brain trauma and cause them a litany of mental and physical health issues for the rest of their life.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the joker breaks out of arkham
    >the joker kills hundreds/thousands of people
    >batman captures him
    >the judicial system places him in arkham
    >the joker breaks out of arkham
    >the joker kills hundreds/thousands of people
    It's just the train problem. Batman is essentially diverting the train from Joker and killing the hundreds/thousands every time.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    idiot, it's a ranking system
    if you kill two killers you're a killer mark 2, and the amount of kills remains the same
    he's obviously saying to keep the rank/amount of killers the same
    don't go killing killers lest you simply replace the killers with the same tier, it's not rocket science, it's killing.
    it's serious fricking business.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if you kill a mark 2 killer? Do you take his rank or do you become just a regular killer?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MONDOBlack folk

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    does the biblical God differentiate between some ancient peasant beating his neighbour's head in with a stone over some shit and a random lad thousands of years later killing endless other lads in the WW1 trenches with automatic weapons before being obliterated himself the next day?
    which does he consider more worthy of going to Hell?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does that mean Batman doesn't support the troops?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is the most pseud thing I’ve ever heard.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if he kills 13% of the killers?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      39% of the original killer population will still remain

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is always true, killing two people would make you a double killer (killer +1) and offset the loss of two killers. Killer + (n-1)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if you kill a serial killer?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Serial is not really a number, the term is used because it's so difficult to know the true number of victims. If it makes you feel better, an alternate naming convention is (n)killer - serial killer works in that case.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        then you inherit his crown

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you kill two double killers then the killer amount decreases by one double killer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This isn't even troll math so I'm not going to waste my time with a moron.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moron can't disprove the point

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you get a double killer, which is twice as bad

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    he becomes the batman who laughs because he accidentally gulped Joker's jizz

    In any other event, Bruce could stop himself from going on a rampage

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In any other event, Bruce could stop himself from going on a rampage
      BRAINDEAD MOTHERFRICKING moron
      IT IS EXPLICITLY SHOWED THAT IN ANY OTHER EVENT THAT INVOLVES KILLING BRUCE BECOMES A MASS MURDERER
      THE BATMAN WHI LMAOS HAS AN ENTIRE FRICKING ARMY OF ENDLESS EVIL BATS THAT BECAME EVIL BECAUSE BRUCE BECAME A KILLER
      THE ENTIRE FRICKING POINT OF DARK NIGHTS METAL IS TO SHOW TO EVERY BRAINDEAD FRICK OUT THERE WHY BATS CAN'T KILL, YET BRAINLETS LIKE YOU OR EVERYONE HERE STILL CANT FRICKING GET IT

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Golden Age Batman shoot pistols and killed villains

        He never went psycho or schizo

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you dumb? That was the joker gas that turned him into a crazy killer, not the act of killing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ALREADY FUYCKING EXPLAINED HERE CHIMP

      >In any other event, Bruce could stop himself from going on a rampage
      BRAINDEAD MOTHERFRICKING moron
      IT IS EXPLICITLY SHOWED THAT IN ANY OTHER EVENT THAT INVOLVES KILLING BRUCE BECOMES A MASS MURDERER
      THE BATMAN WHI LMAOS HAS AN ENTIRE FRICKING ARMY OF ENDLESS EVIL BATS THAT BECAME EVIL BECAUSE BRUCE BECAME A KILLER
      THE ENTIRE FRICKING POINT OF DARK NIGHTS METAL IS TO SHOW TO EVERY BRAINDEAD FRICK OUT THERE WHY BATS CAN'T KILL, YET BRAINLETS LIKE YOU OR EVERYONE HERE STILL CANT FRICKING GET IT

      THEY HAS TO EXPLAIN HOW EVERY BRUCE THAT KILLS BECOMES EVIL WITH NEW CHARACTERS AND EVERYTHING FOR FRICKING TODDLERS LIKE YOU THAT CANT UNDERSTAND IT
      CANT UNDERSTAND THAT IF BATS KILLS HE'LL NOT STOP, THATS WHY ALMOST ALL OF HIS ALTERNATE VERSIONS ARE EVIL PSYCHOS ONCE THEY KILLED FOR THE FIRST TIME
      FRICKING MONKEYS

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