I honestly wanna own a physical copy of this now just to show off in the far future of absurd blatantly racist shit made in a time where race is a major part of politics
Save a copy of this thread to show off the >Cinemaphile was nothing but hateful racists!!!
revisionism that is sure to come. Yeah, it's full of racists, but it's also full of every other kind of homosexual who infests the internet.
No, anon. According to this obstinate moron, it's actually, totally NOT racist to have a black character's defining characteristic to be the fact that they are black.
They're supposed to be defined by actual character traits, not their skin color. I know you're shitposting, but it apparently needs to be said for some people.
he is, hes nervous about is place in asgard, and whether or not he can make his father proud. he loves his uncle despite the rumors hes a pos, and is then crushed to find out the rumors are true.
For whatever reason they seriously want for him and Spider-Gwen to happen despite both being dogshit characters.
For some reason they think "What if Miles was (insert character)" is not nadir of creativity as you can see evidenced by the moron above.
Its funny in a way because while there's no issue with this type of thing today
Marvel got absolutely savaged for releasing that Cage max series which did similar stereotypes
Black people can't have any joy
Its all gotta be stupid white outrage or angry cuckservatives mad about scraps
Go complain about real racism
the other What if...? Miles Morales entries are okay. this one is filled with stereotypes for no reason.
2 years ago
Anonymous
page 9/20
fuuckk lol i wasn't trying to read it
>nobody storytimed it >op posting from the preview
are the images shitty or something? sorry i just grabbed them from a site, not my scans obviously. never story timed anything before.
2 years ago
Anonymous
page 10/20
2 years ago
Anonymous
page 11/20
nah nothing wrong with it at all
thanks for the impromptu storytime
even if i don't wanna be here lololol
no problem i just saw there wasn't a discussion on it so i'd figure i'll kill two birds with one stone.
2 years ago
Anonymous
page 12/20
2 years ago
Anonymous
page 13/20
2 years ago
Anonymous
page 14/20
aw shit u dun woke him up
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the Frost Giant is a hoodrat
2 years ago
Anonymous
page 15/20
woops sorry anons im high and spaced out
2 years ago
Anonymous
page 16/20
2 years ago
Anonymous
page 17/20
epic get wasted on a shit page.
2 years ago
Anonymous
page 18/20 >we're almost out of this shit comic boys!
2 years ago
Anonymous
page 19/20
What makes this Miles Morales and not just random "What if Thor but black, yo"?
uhhhh... you see anon.... its miles morales because... uhhh.. he has the entire universe to be changed to have the story revolve around him, his uncle, and his dad.
2 years ago
Anonymous
page 20/20!! we did it!! woohoo!!
i think this is the part where you normally say to support your local comic shop but honestly this comic is terrible so i'd say keep reading it here if you liked it for whatever reason. thanks all.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Lok-key arrives on Earth >"WUZ GUUUUUD homieRD"
2 years ago
Anonymous
fricking kek
2 years ago
Anonymous
Reading this is just sad and silent admission from Marvel that Miles is nothing more than "hero but black" as a concept.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>silent admission from Marvel that Miles is nothing more than "hero but black" as a concept
that's what this whole event has signaled to me, but this issue just confirms it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They’re doing the same gimmick with Gwen and it’s bunch of what if multiverse stories published so that when Spiderverse 2 is out they have more multiversal Miles material to sell. This comic was fine. To me it sounds like people just wanna whine about Miles existing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>This comic was fine.
The basics of the story was fine, at least.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is this all setting up for. The MilesAvengers fricking the the GwenAvengers
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the bifrost is a literal bridge >with grafitti and tags
this is so dumb
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why is his one-liners style dialogue so bad
2 years ago
Anonymous
so this is set in the early 90s, right?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>black ice
jesus christ
2 years ago
Anonymous
>bruv
Really?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is Miles/Thor suppose to talk ebonics or old fashioned like Thor I'm confident.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I CAN'T BREATHE
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kek, that panel is on its knee begging for an edit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>All that 80s rapper showoing his wealth bling
2 years ago
Anonymous
>now that was a banger
i refuse to believe human hands wrote this
2 years ago
Anonymous
a white guy wrote it
KEK
2 years ago
Anonymous
this is the writer btw
yehudi mercado
Holy fricking shit!
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm in hell and this is the proof
2 years ago
Anonymous
nah nothing wrong with it at all
thanks for the impromptu storytime
even if i don't wanna be here lololol
2 years ago
Anonymous
is this the proud family?
2 years ago
Anonymous
YOU AINT MY MOMSZ!!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>ice giants literally boys in blue
2 years ago
Anonymous
How'd he get his shoe back? He was punched out of it in
page 8/20
[...]
the other What if...? Miles Morales entries are okay. this one is filled with stereotypes for no reason.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Now I'm convinced the gross sisters in proud family are actually ice giants decedents
2 years ago
Anonymous
DAYUM homie! Cus dun got the jordans popped off his frickin feet.
It's weird how despite being around for barely over a year Starling shows up in everything Miles-related now.
Wouldn't be surprised if they try and shoehorn her into the new game or movie
Miles is just Spiderman but black, thor but black, x-men but all of them are black, insert hero but black. Its pathetic and all the graffiti on the bottom panel of looks like shit and so out of place.
this is bullshit tho; its just something poor kids do with their old shoes or the shoes they steal from kids they dislike out of boredom and disregard for urban decay
>Asgard >shoes on power lines >buildings tagged with graffiti >not art, but tags
Is this supposed to be appealing? This looks like a fricking gutter. Is this supposed to make me like Miles? Who is this actually for?
Makes sense if you view it from the perspective of the author >IM AFROLATINX! >oh yeah, how are you any different from me ese? >I'm part black! >why does that matter? we are all mestizos, mixed people >How rude, Im fundamentally different to you! >How? >Uhhh, yo yo yo homie!
>"Miles is gonna be the new Spider-man" >Nobody gives a frick about Miles before or after the movie
"Fine Miles is gonna be the new version of ALL OUR HEROS!!!" >Marvel basically admits that Miles can be put anywhere because he has the personality of corn startch and basically explain why no one likes Miles better than any critic ever could.
Is this what cultural appropriation feels like? I'm black and there's something that just clashes about the Hood and Nosre mythology together like this.
It's just dumb, because they can't make a compelling character they have to ride the coat tails of other more successful ones.
Like, you want a black God as a superhero to sort of be a counterpoint of Thor being white and Norse, why not look to say Egyptian mythology? I'm sure some of the Egyptian gods are kicking around and maybe had some super small mentions or something, but I don't know, why not consider Marvel Presents Ra: God of the Sun #1 or something and have him fight his evil half brother Apep/Apophis.
I mean, something a little more creative and inspired than this shit at least.
It’s a fricking What If story where different Miles version need to tram up in the end. Funny how Peter is allowed to have these “what if X” variants but the moment it’s a black dude all hell breaks loose and people can’t stop b***hing about it.
It’s a highly generic Thor story, only with Miles, his uncle and dad plying the roles of Thor, Loki and Odin now. And reimagining Brooklyn as Asgard, with rap and hip hop references and jokes. You would have to bend over backwards to be mad at this and still come off looking like an idiot wanting to be outraged.
Look bro, i get the bifrist has magical rainbow energy, but it doesnt need to be a shitty pride streetcrossing
2 years ago
Anonymous
Someone’s got gay in their brain.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Uhm yeah, because im gay. Got any other wise deductions?
This rainbow bridge is shit - a gay anon 2022
2 years ago
Anonymous
Take it up with Scandinavians, brother. Sounds like a (you) problem than a creative one. The idea of the Rainbow bridge has existed for centuries so whining about it reminding you of pride is hilariously stupid.
Just looking at the threads about this, there's been a gradual increase in the number of posts defending the book. Basically just "these homies hate it so I have to love it"
It’s because it’s nothing but dumb and inane complaints and feeble attempts at concern trolling nobody is buying as authentic. We all know what this thread is about, complaining about blacks because you’ve got nothing else in your life to give you meaning.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ah yes, the typical milesgay. >URR RAYCISSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I swear to Ra, it's the same fricking broken record for over 10 years with you homosexuals.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Keep on shuckin and jivin for massa, I guess.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You fricking moron, im not complaining about the bifrost being a rainbow bridge, im complaining that this specific artists rendition looks like so gay as frick pride staircase shit.
>Literally no personality >Its just Black personfied Thor with crappy meme words Black folk use inter changed with something for Thor.
You can feel how fragile it is too. Even when Black folk are written powerful and steal positions you can feel how utterly breakable it all seems. Because there is just no fricking character or strength behind any of it.
every miles what if book has been like this. he could be reading a magazine on the toilet and i guarantee there will be a 50 post thread shitting on it
how much of this thread is legitimate criticism? how much of any miles thread is legitimate criticism? you would think after a while iif you dont like something, then you would ignore it. but i think people somehow get off on ragin at miles
>how much of this thread is legitimate criticism?
So, you didn't read any of it? Really just going for the whole "plug my ears, close my eyes" tactic, huh?
2 years ago
Anonymous
you know im right. theres nuance in everything when it comes to the multiverse, but this is the straw that breaks the camels back
2 years ago
Anonymous
>you know im right
No. That's why I'm arguing. There's no fricking nuance to this; its stereotypical nature is the exact opposite of nuance.
2 years ago
Anonymous
there is. the tone is completely different to the norms thats is asgard. its a place that miles would feel at home in. having inner city tones doesnt make it racist or even sterotypical any more than a futuristic society have suburbanite tones does.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>there is. the tone is completely different to the norms thats is asgard.
You mean because everybody's black, and its a city? >its a place that miles would feel at home in.
I'm gonna repeat
What makes this Miles Morales and not just random "What if Thor but black, yo"?
's question: >What makes this Miles Morales and not just random "What if Thor but black, yo"?
Other than a villain uncle?
Miles isn't exactly known as the "master rapper hero"; he's just a black kid. How is that not extremely stereotypical to a ridiculous degree?
2 years ago
Anonymous
theyre obviously taking inspiration from the spiderverse variant with this one,
2 years ago
Anonymous
>theyre obviously taking inspiration from the spiderverse variant
Wasn't a rapper in that, either--just listened to rap music, as most kids his age do. Anon, are you seriously bending over backwards to defend this clear act of some California-esque white guy writing black people as stereotypes?
Are you THAT compelled by brand loyalty?
I'd have more respect for you if you were trolling.
2 years ago
Anonymous
he was a tagger in it
and miss me with the moral grandstand attempt. you dont give a shit about any of this other than being another chance to b***h about miles
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he was a tagger in it
and that makes you a rapper. >you dont give a shit about any of this
I'M moral grandstanding? Cripes, you can't even stop to get over your own preconceived notions to look at a comic full of a black character, who isn't known for rapping or acting "hoodly," making every rap reference in the book in every other line, with a whole page of rap-rhymes about describing this "hood" Asgard.
2 years ago
Anonymous
why do you keep calling him a rapper? where does he show hes a rapper in this?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>where does he show hes a rapper in this?
Maybe back when he rapped for the entire second fricking page?
2 years ago
Anonymous
thats not him, thats narration. you cant be that stupid
Or, maybe, it's the non-stop rap references he keeps making.
Did you even read the fricking thing? You know its in this thread, right? We can all easily refer to it.
dropping quotes doesnt make him a rapper. are you guys being serious about this?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>thats not him, thats narration. you cant be that stupid
And, who, pray-tell, do you think is narrating? Even if it's "totally not him," it's not much better to have random rap narration just because it's a black story.
2 years ago
Anonymous
but it not being him means that he isnt a rapper, which has been part of your argument this whole time
>dropping quotes doesnt make him a rapper
but writing him to do it non-stop DOES make this story a bit racist.
>but writing him to do it non-stop DOES make this story a bit racist.
he only seems to do it during fights
2 years ago
Anonymous
>which has been part of your argument this whole time
I've been calling him a rapper because I read that as his narration. My argument has been that this story is racist; nothing you've said has changed that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
ok then
2 years ago
Anonymous
What a lame concession.
C'mon, have a little gall; own up to deliberately ignoring a page full of rapping narration that clearly indicates that Miles is rapping his narration (because he's black), or that the narrator is rapping (because Miles is black). We spent so much time on this, it'd be nice for you to at least not be a sore loser.
2 years ago
Anonymous
except theres nothing thats showing that its him rapping. esepcially seeing that all the rapping we see him quoting are lines from the 80s.
doesnt help that its all in the 3rd person
2 years ago
Anonymous
>except theres nothing thats showing that its him rapping.
Did you really stop reading after the comma? Holy shit, lmao. Here, I'll get rid of it for you, little buddy: > clearly indicates that Miles is rapping his narration (because he's black) or that the narrator is rapping (because Miles is black).
2 years ago
Anonymous
no i read to THOR.
nothing indicates that its him rapping other than it being about him
as for conessions, just and apology on your ennd will do, thanks
No, anon. According to this obstinate moron, it's actually, totally NOT racist to have a black character's defining characteristic to be the fact that they are black.
because hes into hiphop culture, his defining characteristic is that hes black?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>nothing indicates that its him rapping
I never fricking said there were.
Are you really going full meltdown to where you stop reading my posts beyond the first word so you don't have to acknowledge my actual arguments?
2 years ago
Anonymous
> clearly indicates that Miles is rapping his narration (because he's black) or that the narrator is rapping (because Miles is black).
so what is this?
Also got some Uncle Tom black guy defending this racist stereotype of black Asgard and Thor Miles. Absolutely hilarious.
youre not using uncle tom in the right context
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's like you don't know what the word "or" means.
Yes, I'm using this reaction gif ironically.
2 years ago
Anonymous
because hes samoan?
Fine, lemme rephrase it for you since you don't understand English well: >Either the second page's narration is rap because it is Miles saying it, and he's black--and obviously he's gotta be rapping since he's black! Or, the narrator is rapping--because Miles is black.
Yeah, I'm entirely shocked how you haven't realized that you've been arguing a lose-lose for the past 45 minutes.
hmm, so you understand tht youve been full of shit. glad to see you admit to it
2 years ago
Anonymous
>hmm, so you understand tht youve been full of shit. glad to see you admit to it
LITERALLY no argument.
Fine, if you're not man enough to say it, I will:
I win.
2 years ago
Anonymous
sure pal, sure
Why do you even keep arguing when you have to be disingenuous to continue doing so? You lose what tiny shred of moral high ground you once had.
this entire argument is disingenuous
2 years ago
Anonymous
>this entire argument is disingenuous
No, it isn't. Why else is the narration in rap, anon? Why else was it all just rap?
They used racial stereotypes to fill in the gaps for Miles' character. I don't understand why you're so unwilling to accept this.
2 years ago
Anonymous
maybe if he spoke like etrigan the entire chapter you would have had a point, but this aint it
2 years ago
Anonymous
>White boys are reduced to crying about graffiti art
Good grief.
gay
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it doesn't happen for the entire issue, so it's not racist
whew, must've been some effort to move the goal post THAT far.
2 years ago
Anonymous
no goal posts moved at least not on my end
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's not racist if it doesn't happen for the entire issue
is a pretty big move of the goalpost. it happens for more than a page--purely off the basis that this is a black character we're dealing with; that's racist. you can say, >"Well, it's not thaaaat racist..."
But it is still racist nonetheless.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Opening narration done as hip hop lyrics isn’t racist no matter how much you want it to be. It’s just part of the set up to establish Asgard reimagined as Brooklyn.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Opening narration done as hip hop lyrics isn’t racist no matter how much you want it to be--because I said so.
Great logic, anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Opening narration done as hip hop lyrics is racist no matter how much you don't want it to be--because I said so.
Great logic, anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If it's just to set up the intro, why does it dwell on rap whenever Miles keeps making those references?
You can't seriously keep being this disingenuous. Do you think writers are incapable of racism now that it's [current year]?
2 years ago
Anonymous
They’re jokes, dumbass.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The only joke is Marvel.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Do you think writers are incapable of racism now that it's [current year]?
As long as they're the right kind of progressive writers, yes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If it's just to set up the intro, why does it dwell on rap whenever Miles keeps making those references?
You can't seriously keep being this disingenuous. Do you think writers are incapable of racism now that it's [current year]?
>character likes hip-hop
is different from >my character IS hip-hop
But blacks are fricking proud of being nothing but hip pops and We Wuz sheet.
I think the only thing non-black are consistent at is to blacksplaining what blacks like to see themselves at.
For example they fricking love afro futurist shit of flying mud roof bungalow and laser spears because it's badass, and they like to get the black girl at the end instead of the white c**t.
I think the only blacks you can find disliking portraying hipop and rap and jazz as badass magic stuff are Cinemaphile blackcels that try to act white
2 years ago
Anonymous
Holy shit, that fricking zoomer cringe.
Can post-2005 hip hop die already?
2 years ago
Anonymous
why is a black kid liking hip hop racist again? i forget?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>character likes hip-hop
is different from >my character IS hip-hop
2 years ago
Anonymous
But Miles isn’t hip hop.
2 years ago
Anonymous
nothing in the book implies that at all
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because a non-black person wrote it. That's right, we've gone full circle and Cinemaphile now uses the same talking points as SJWs, unironically.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why do you even keep arguing when you have to be disingenuous to continue doing so? You lose what tiny shred of moral high ground you once had.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Fine, lemme rephrase it for you since you don't understand English well: >Either the second page's narration is rap because it is Miles saying it, and he's black--and obviously he's gotta be rapping since he's black! Or, the narrator is rapping--because Miles is black.
Yeah, I'm entirely shocked how you haven't realized that you've been arguing a lose-lose for the past 45 minutes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>except theres nothing thats showing that its him rapping.
Did you really stop reading after the comma? Holy shit, lmao. Here, I'll get rid of it for you, little buddy: > clearly indicates that Miles is rapping his narration (because he's black) or that the narrator is rapping (because Miles is black).
Also, I expect your concession to be heartfelt, anon. None of this "non-concession" shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>dropping quotes doesnt make him a rapper
but writing him to do it non-stop DOES make this story a bit racist.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Or, maybe, it's the non-stop rap references he keeps making.
Did you even read the fricking thing? You know its in this thread, right? We can all easily refer to it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>California-esque white guy writing black people as stereotypes?
He is just a mexican israelite.
But he really looks like the "my fellow latinx" white acting chicanx
2 years ago
Anonymous
Please respect what he choose to idenfy as.Nothing wrong with a Mexican israelite claiming to be black.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>nuance.
Stop pretending Marvel is any better tham some shitposting thread on a Mongolian shadow puppet forum. You shilling is blinding me.
2 years ago
Anonymous
at least you can admit youre shittposting
2 years ago
Anonymous
More than Marvel can admit they're just hoping to get some good boys points for low effort schlock.
>Why the frick would Marvel publish this! What do we glean from Miles taking a shit! Well time to b***h a little before I move on to something better.
Just because people are shitting on something you're shilling doesn't mean they're wrong.
how much of this thread is legitimate criticism? how much of any miles thread is legitimate criticism? you would think after a while iif you dont like something, then you would ignore it. but i think people somehow get off on ragin at miles
So now we’re concern trolling because *checks notes* Marvel made a What If story where Asgard was reimagined basically with modern day Brooklyn and hip hop culture in mind and that’s racist because it involves… black people and Miles being Thor? You could at least try a little, folks. This is some weak ass shit to cry about.
Wallace gets in the way like Miles does, though. First, he was sitting in Wally's place--now, he's taken Bart's place as Wally's sidekick.
The fricker is there purely to keep kino from occuring. Though, I don't much know if I want a Bart Allen written by modern day writters... Somehow, they'd find a way to frick up his incredibly simple character.
You mean the show? I don't watch that ugly, SJW garbage.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Comic
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ah. I'd heard he finally reappeared.
Haven't read it, but I don't have faith that any writer that they'd give him to would do him justice. They'd flanderize the absolute FRICK out of him, and leave all of the character development from his run behind as if it never happened.
Tell me how this is any worse than when all superheroes were white. Also if you could, do it without coming across as a massive hypocrite since we all know the favorite argument against black superheroes is that you don't need to look like someone to relate to them.
You're replying to one of the Tumblr/twitter SJWgays infesting this board. They don't know what a shitpost is. They're the very morons constantly defending all the woke shit like in this very thread.
Grug tribe good because am Grug tribe. Not Grug tribe bad because not am Grug tribe. Grug am best grug because am Grug and not other grug. If not Grug, am threat to Grug, and must go away so Grug can be safe. Grug just want be safe. Grug scared. Grug always scared. Unga bunga.
Sincerely, this and Gwenverse are some of the most soulless corporate shit I've ever read by a soulless corporation.
It's something I'd expect shit like The Boys to make fun of.
Black Asgard is certainly a degenerate society. No one respect public property and goes out of their way to vandalize it. Just look at the local drug dealer with his food cart and the driver-by shooter with the goat pulling his half-car.
We did but it turned out to be a stripped down Nioh clone that undersold horrendously. Basically the Morbius of video games since all anyone cared about were the memes.
Just looking at the threads about this, there's been a gradual increase in the number of posts defending the book. Basically just "these homies hate it so I have to love it"
You're the only seething here for years because everyone sees this shitty push of this shitty character for cringe it is and is laughing at it.
All you can do is cry "MUH RAYCISS" like a moron you are.
>no argument, just a generic buzzphrase
As expected. Don't worry, I know hard it is to defend a shitty book with a shitty character when it has zero good qualities. I don't blame you for conceding here.
> A-All you can do is cry "MUH RAYCISS" like a moron you are >the thread is full of unfunny Black person jokes and whataboutism
I didn’t even have to call you racist,
I just see a /misc/gay who’s unironically chimping out over a spin off of a spin off character and anyone who dare break up his echo chamber. I’m going to keep watching you seethe as Miles garners more attention as his movie is coming
2 years ago
Anonymous
What you have to do is shut the frick up and stop embarrassing yourself. No idea why you're so hellbent on that, you autistic loser.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Chimps out over a What If story because it has a black guy in it (on the fourth issue in the series no less) >Calls others autistic losers
LMAOOOOOOO
2 years ago
Anonymous
>more moronic projections >more cries "muh rayciss"
Yes, you absolutely are an autistic loser. Do the world a favor and have a nice day already.
I can't tell whether it's amusing that the moron defends this utterly soulless garbage (I-IT'S A WHAT-IF THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SHIT YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE THEM U /misc/ RAYCISS REEEEE) or if it's genuinely sad because these homosexuals eagerly dicksuck every piece of garbage with their shitty Bendis OC in it for over 10 years.
...
>guys look its another rap reference, get it? he's black.
>even the frost giants have black features
This reads like /misc/ wrote it to make fun of the idea
"Right up to your face and diss you" ???
What?
I have no words
>There is a literal monkey on black Asgard
...
White woke fricktard wrote this. Nobody else is this level of racist.
Kinda cringe...
Oh haha thats really charming actually, i could like th-
Alright thats a bit much but its still only a little bi-
Oh come on
Im just amazed this isnt titled Fear of a Black Planet
This is a parody. This is a literal god damn parody. I refuse to believe anyone made this shit with purely unironic intent.
>Because he's black
>Hammer but have graffiti
It's crazy how racist this is
Sheesh that cut is low key fire on god fr
holy frick
ghetthor
>SHIEEEET MAN THIS HAMMER BUSSIN BROKI WE BOUTA DRIVEBY SOME FROSTEES FR FR NO CAP YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what did he mean by that?
I honestly wanna own a physical copy of this now just to show off in the far future of absurd blatantly racist shit made in a time where race is a major part of politics
Save a copy of this thread to show off the
>Cinemaphile was nothing but hateful racists!!!
revisionism that is sure to come. Yeah, it's full of racists, but it's also full of every other kind of homosexual who infests the internet.
Also got some Uncle Tom black guy defending this racist stereotype of black Asgard and Thor Miles. Absolutely hilarious.
he's probably not even black. just a mindless collectivist.
This is sort of racist
No, anon. According to this obstinate moron, it's actually, totally NOT racist to have a black character's defining characteristic to be the fact that they are black.
What, is a black person not supposed to be black? NOW who's being racist?
They're supposed to be defined by actual character traits, not their skin color. I know you're shitposting, but it apparently needs to be said for some people.
If you're black and american, skin color is a character trait.
he is, hes nervous about is place in asgard, and whether or not he can make his father proud. he loves his uncle despite the rumors hes a pos, and is then crushed to find out the rumors are true.
"How do you do, fellow Black folk?" - Marvel
>THIS is what I got all those ass whoopings for?!
What is wrong with Marvel and their obsession with this non-character?
For whatever reason they seriously want for him and Spider-Gwen to happen despite both being dogshit characters.
For some reason they think "What if Miles was (insert character)" is not nadir of creativity as you can see evidenced by the moron above.
Why are you upset that Marvel has confidence in Miles?
Why go through all this effort to be racist? Just print 'Black person' over and over again on each page and save ink
would have been funny if the entire thing was set in the 90s.
>Graffiti is Black person culture
Yup, that's checks out.
This is a comic written by a fat amerimutt, anon
Amerimutts and black amerimutts are the same thing and have the same culture
The boys roasted this kinds of corporate pandering with their episode about the 'Nubian' family.
Dare I ask: How's Reddit been reacting to this? Are they seeing what we see, or are they encouraging this kind of "representation"?
Why the frick would you care?
>Black power fantasy has the streets full of graffiti
it looks dope, dont you want to live there?
>Wolverine Miles
>Wearing a pair of Timberland
I can picture the old white man writing these. Reminds me of the Chick tracts trying to "reach" the black community
It's written by a Mexican israelite though.
this just writes like "how do you do fellow Black folk?" by white people.
>uncle causing a ruckus
I-is that supposed to be a Boondocks reference?
Could also be Wu-Tang Clan, "Bring da Ruckus"
>See he's wolverine because he says bub
>but also he's black so he says the place is dope
Did marvel make a segregation world?
Yes, in real life and made you the main character.
The current woke ideology says that graffiti is an important, vital artistic expression. It's considered racist to try and remove it from buildings.
>White boys are reduced to crying about graffiti art
Good grief.
Its funny in a way because while there's no issue with this type of thing today
Marvel got absolutely savaged for releasing that Cage max series which did similar stereotypes
This shit is way worse than the what if issue
You'd be surprised the racist shit your favorite writers have been given a pass for
I'm surprised Azzarello has been able to blend in with the woke crowd so easily
Did you actually read it?
i didn't actually want to do a story time but since this thread is actually gaining traction, might as well.
page 1/20
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page 3/20
page 4/20 (weed number)
page 5/20
sorry anon but i must let the rest of Cinemaphile see this monstrosity.
page 6/20
page 7/20
page 8/20
the other What if...? Miles Morales entries are okay. this one is filled with stereotypes for no reason.
page 9/20
are the images shitty or something? sorry i just grabbed them from a site, not my scans obviously. never story timed anything before.
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page 11/20
no problem i just saw there wasn't a discussion on it so i'd figure i'll kill two birds with one stone.
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page 14/20
aw shit u dun woke him up
>the Frost Giant is a hoodrat
page 15/20
woops sorry anons im high and spaced out
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page 17/20
epic get wasted on a shit page.
page 18/20
>we're almost out of this shit comic boys!
page 19/20
uhhhh... you see anon.... its miles morales because... uhhh.. he has the entire universe to be changed to have the story revolve around him, his uncle, and his dad.
page 20/20!! we did it!! woohoo!!
i think this is the part where you normally say to support your local comic shop but honestly this comic is terrible so i'd say keep reading it here if you liked it for whatever reason. thanks all.
>Lok-key arrives on Earth
>"WUZ GUUUUUD homieRD"
fricking kek
Reading this is just sad and silent admission from Marvel that Miles is nothing more than "hero but black" as a concept.
>silent admission from Marvel that Miles is nothing more than "hero but black" as a concept
that's what this whole event has signaled to me, but this issue just confirms it.
They’re doing the same gimmick with Gwen and it’s bunch of what if multiverse stories published so that when Spiderverse 2 is out they have more multiversal Miles material to sell. This comic was fine. To me it sounds like people just wanna whine about Miles existing.
>This comic was fine.
The basics of the story was fine, at least.
Is this all setting up for. The MilesAvengers fricking the the GwenAvengers
>the bifrost is a literal bridge
>with grafitti and tags
this is so dumb
Why is his one-liners style dialogue so bad
so this is set in the early 90s, right?
>black ice
jesus christ
>bruv
Really?
Is Miles/Thor suppose to talk ebonics or old fashioned like Thor I'm confident.
>I CAN'T BREATHE
Kek, that panel is on its knee begging for an edit.
>All that 80s rapper showoing his wealth bling
>now that was a banger
i refuse to believe human hands wrote this
a white guy wrote it
KEK
Holy fricking shit!
I'm in hell and this is the proof
nah nothing wrong with it at all
thanks for the impromptu storytime
even if i don't wanna be here lololol
is this the proud family?
YOU AINT MY MOMSZ!!
>ice giants literally boys in blue
How'd he get his shoe back? He was punched out of it in
Now I'm convinced the gross sisters in proud family are actually ice giants decedents
DAYUM homie! Cus dun got the jordans popped off his frickin feet.
Is that the reaction I'm meant to have to this?
Wtf
>the bridge is a pride flag
Lebron?
I can work with Uncle Loki
It's weird how despite being around for barely over a year Starling shows up in everything Miles-related now.
Wouldn't be surprised if they try and shoehorn her into the new game or movie
>using hot twice in one line
REEEEEEEE
Miles is just Spiderman but black, thor but black, x-men but all of them are black, insert hero but black. Its pathetic and all the graffiti on the bottom panel of looks like shit and so out of place.
>insert hero
They even wokified insert hero!?
Rapeman was turned into Consentman, yes.
>Five realms
Sounds like a real nice place to live
this is bullshit tho; its just something poor kids do with their old shoes or the shoes they steal from kids they dislike out of boredom and disregard for urban decay
I thought it meant someone there is selling.
>Asgard
>shoes on power lines
>buildings tagged with graffiti
>not art, but tags
Is this supposed to be appealing? This looks like a fricking gutter. Is this supposed to make me like Miles? Who is this actually for?
>Who is this actually for?
The apologists in this thread, I guess.
Makes sense if you view it from the perspective of the author
>IM AFROLATINX!
>oh yeah, how are you any different from me ese?
>I'm part black!
>why does that matter? we are all mestizos, mixed people
>How rude, Im fundamentally different to you!
>How?
>Uhhh, yo yo yo homie!
You forgot
>Shalom!
oh god those lyrics please stop anon i beg you
fuuckk lol i wasn't trying to read it
>nobody storytimed it
>op posting from the preview
So this isn't even What if Miles was Thor, its What if Thor was Miles?
Did the editor even bother to read these and make sure each stand alone issues didn't have the exact same fricking plot four times?
I know i didn't bother. Did they really just retell the same story four times with a different coat of paint on the same few characters?
This literally reads to the pace of Rapper's Delight by the Sugar Hill Gang. Holy frick who wrote this
Why are Black folk so obsessed with fricking nikes holy shit
>Asgard is his hood
I've only just learnt about this and I already can't take this seriously
Did they get the whitest dude in the office to write this? This is some extreme how do you do fellow kids material.
Black people can't have any joy
Its all gotta be stupid white outrage or angry cuckservatives mad about scraps
Go complain about real racism
Get better taste, for frick's sake.
I hate them so much fellow blackanon.
MAKE YOUR OWN FRICKING JOY rather than stealing our shit all the god damn time!
Did Miles Thor replace regular Thor? No? Then frick off.
>Black people can't have any joy
was written neither by nor for black people. there was no joy to rob in the first place.
Black Joy is the most profound form of Cope I have ever seen. If this shit gives you any joy, seriously consider blowing what few brains you have out.
no peace, no joy
When are we going to get an all white Wakanda What If?
What makes this Miles Morales and not just random "What if Thor but black, yo"?
>"Miles is gonna be the new Spider-man"
>Nobody gives a frick about Miles before or after the movie
"Fine Miles is gonna be the new version of ALL OUR HEROS!!!"
>Marvel basically admits that Miles can be put anywhere because he has the personality of corn startch and basically explain why no one likes Miles better than any critic ever could.
Is this what cultural appropriation feels like? I'm black and there's something that just clashes about the Hood and Nosre mythology together like this.
It is but SJWs will twist themselves into pretzels to justify it and/or just call you racist to no have to admit it.
It's just dumb, because they can't make a compelling character they have to ride the coat tails of other more successful ones.
Like, you want a black God as a superhero to sort of be a counterpoint of Thor being white and Norse, why not look to say Egyptian mythology? I'm sure some of the Egyptian gods are kicking around and maybe had some super small mentions or something, but I don't know, why not consider Marvel Presents Ra: God of the Sun #1 or something and have him fight his evil half brother Apep/Apophis.
I mean, something a little more creative and inspired than this shit at least.
It’s a fricking What If story where different Miles version need to tram up in the end. Funny how Peter is allowed to have these “what if X” variants but the moment it’s a black dude all hell breaks loose and people can’t stop b***hing about it.
Peter's had plenty of shit what if stories too, lots of What If stories are shit and/or stupid.
Anon did you read the fricking thing? It's so fricking cliché than a 70's blaxploitation movie look subtle by comparison.
It’s a highly generic Thor story, only with Miles, his uncle and dad plying the roles of Thor, Loki and Odin now. And reimagining Brooklyn as Asgard, with rap and hip hop references and jokes. You would have to bend over backwards to be mad at this and still come off looking like an idiot wanting to be outraged.
It’s Bifrost as a literal bridge.
Look bro, i get the bifrist has magical rainbow energy, but it doesnt need to be a shitty pride streetcrossing
Someone’s got gay in their brain.
Uhm yeah, because im gay. Got any other wise deductions?
This rainbow bridge is shit - a gay anon 2022
Take it up with Scandinavians, brother. Sounds like a (you) problem than a creative one. The idea of the Rainbow bridge has existed for centuries so whining about it reminding you of pride is hilariously stupid.
It’s because it’s nothing but dumb and inane complaints and feeble attempts at concern trolling nobody is buying as authentic. We all know what this thread is about, complaining about blacks because you’ve got nothing else in your life to give you meaning.
Ah yes, the typical milesgay.
>URR RAYCISSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I swear to Ra, it's the same fricking broken record for over 10 years with you homosexuals.
Keep on shuckin and jivin for massa, I guess.
You fricking moron, im not complaining about the bifrost being a rainbow bridge, im complaining that this specific artists rendition looks like so gay as frick pride staircase shit.
Stop being such a melon munching n****r
Like I said: Sounds like a (you) problem.
>Literally no personality
>Its just Black personfied Thor with crappy meme words Black folk use inter changed with something for Thor.
You can feel how fragile it is too. Even when Black folk are written powerful and steal positions you can feel how utterly breakable it all seems. Because there is just no fricking character or strength behind any of it.
Holy frick that is stupid.
Its not that it has all black people in it...
...its that all of them are so stereotypical that its even more fricking rascist then usual.
Seriously. Frick this thug shit.
This is literally a modern minstrel show given comic form.
This is what you gays should be reading and showing support to instead of paying attention to this outrage shit.
>verification not required
lol nobody is mad
just looking at how terrible the book is
this is the writer btw
yehudi mercado
He's as Black as Shaun King
>Talcum X
>yehudi mercado
... nooooo
>checks
It actually fricking is?!
EVERY TIME
So, his name is literally israeli Merchant?
>What's good, my fellow Schwoogies?
Lol
Lmao even.
>BLM was deliberately designed to fail
...Huh. I'm surprised I didn't see this sooner.
I don't even need ultra instinct for that one
>estos kks son los que se hacen llamar "afrolatinos"
>mexican israelite
AHAHAHAHA
WE WUZ ASGARDIANZ N SHIET
If Black person monsters can have universes that are all black can Whites have universes that are all White?
They don't allow the impure in those realms
Because nothing bad happens in the all-white universes so no interesting stories happen.
there wasnt this much b***hing in the gwenverse thread,
das right mang, weak white muthafrickas just cant be handlin that Blacks are the masters and rulers of da earf!
a mere comic has you losing your shit like this. i dont care for miles but i love how much he gets people worked up for very little
Dilate,Black person
seethe, paleskin
Cope, Shitskin.
>Everyone laughing in disbelief at the absolute state of Marvel
>"LOL, WHY YOU SO MAD WYPIPO!!!"
...well, yeah. gwenverse wasn't filled with strangely on-the-nose racial stereotypes.
every miles what if book has been like this. he could be reading a magazine on the toilet and i guarantee there will be a 50 post thread shitting on it
so, you're just ignoring the legitimate criticism because a character has dedicated haters? kinda moronic, but you do you.
how much of this thread is legitimate criticism? how much of any miles thread is legitimate criticism? you would think after a while iif you dont like something, then you would ignore it. but i think people somehow get off on ragin at miles
>how much of this thread is legitimate criticism?
So, you didn't read any of it? Really just going for the whole "plug my ears, close my eyes" tactic, huh?
you know im right. theres nuance in everything when it comes to the multiverse, but this is the straw that breaks the camels back
>you know im right
No. That's why I'm arguing. There's no fricking nuance to this; its stereotypical nature is the exact opposite of nuance.
there is. the tone is completely different to the norms thats is asgard. its a place that miles would feel at home in. having inner city tones doesnt make it racist or even sterotypical any more than a futuristic society have suburbanite tones does.
>there is. the tone is completely different to the norms thats is asgard.
You mean because everybody's black, and its a city?
>its a place that miles would feel at home in.
I'm gonna repeat
's question:
>What makes this Miles Morales and not just random "What if Thor but black, yo"?
Other than a villain uncle?
Miles isn't exactly known as the "master rapper hero"; he's just a black kid. How is that not extremely stereotypical to a ridiculous degree?
theyre obviously taking inspiration from the spiderverse variant with this one,
>theyre obviously taking inspiration from the spiderverse variant
Wasn't a rapper in that, either--just listened to rap music, as most kids his age do. Anon, are you seriously bending over backwards to defend this clear act of some California-esque white guy writing black people as stereotypes?
Are you THAT compelled by brand loyalty?
I'd have more respect for you if you were trolling.
he was a tagger in it
and miss me with the moral grandstand attempt. you dont give a shit about any of this other than being another chance to b***h about miles
>he was a tagger in it
and that makes you a rapper.
>you dont give a shit about any of this
I'M moral grandstanding? Cripes, you can't even stop to get over your own preconceived notions to look at a comic full of a black character, who isn't known for rapping or acting "hoodly," making every rap reference in the book in every other line, with a whole page of rap-rhymes about describing this "hood" Asgard.
why do you keep calling him a rapper? where does he show hes a rapper in this?
>where does he show hes a rapper in this?
Maybe back when he rapped for the entire second fricking page?
thats not him, thats narration. you cant be that stupid
dropping quotes doesnt make him a rapper. are you guys being serious about this?
>thats not him, thats narration. you cant be that stupid
And, who, pray-tell, do you think is narrating? Even if it's "totally not him," it's not much better to have random rap narration just because it's a black story.
but it not being him means that he isnt a rapper, which has been part of your argument this whole time
>but writing him to do it non-stop DOES make this story a bit racist.
he only seems to do it during fights
>which has been part of your argument this whole time
I've been calling him a rapper because I read that as his narration. My argument has been that this story is racist; nothing you've said has changed that.
ok then
What a lame concession.
C'mon, have a little gall; own up to deliberately ignoring a page full of rapping narration that clearly indicates that Miles is rapping his narration (because he's black), or that the narrator is rapping (because Miles is black). We spent so much time on this, it'd be nice for you to at least not be a sore loser.
except theres nothing thats showing that its him rapping. esepcially seeing that all the rapping we see him quoting are lines from the 80s.
doesnt help that its all in the 3rd person
>except theres nothing thats showing that its him rapping.
Did you really stop reading after the comma? Holy shit, lmao. Here, I'll get rid of it for you, little buddy:
> clearly indicates that Miles is rapping his narration (because he's black) or that the narrator is rapping (because Miles is black).
no i read to THOR.
nothing indicates that its him rapping other than it being about him
as for conessions, just and apology on your ennd will do, thanks
because hes into hiphop culture, his defining characteristic is that hes black?
>nothing indicates that its him rapping
I never fricking said there were.
Are you really going full meltdown to where you stop reading my posts beyond the first word so you don't have to acknowledge my actual arguments?
> clearly indicates that Miles is rapping his narration (because he's black) or that the narrator is rapping (because Miles is black).
so what is this?
youre not using uncle tom in the right context
It's like you don't know what the word "or" means.
Yes, I'm using this reaction gif ironically.
because hes samoan?
hmm, so you understand tht youve been full of shit. glad to see you admit to it
>hmm, so you understand tht youve been full of shit. glad to see you admit to it
LITERALLY no argument.
Fine, if you're not man enough to say it, I will:
I win.
sure pal, sure
this entire argument is disingenuous
>this entire argument is disingenuous
No, it isn't. Why else is the narration in rap, anon? Why else was it all just rap?
They used racial stereotypes to fill in the gaps for Miles' character. I don't understand why you're so unwilling to accept this.
maybe if he spoke like etrigan the entire chapter you would have had a point, but this aint it
gay
>it doesn't happen for the entire issue, so it's not racist
whew, must've been some effort to move the goal post THAT far.
no goal posts moved at least not on my end
>it's not racist if it doesn't happen for the entire issue
is a pretty big move of the goalpost. it happens for more than a page--purely off the basis that this is a black character we're dealing with; that's racist. you can say,
>"Well, it's not thaaaat racist..."
But it is still racist nonetheless.
Opening narration done as hip hop lyrics isn’t racist no matter how much you want it to be. It’s just part of the set up to establish Asgard reimagined as Brooklyn.
>Opening narration done as hip hop lyrics isn’t racist no matter how much you want it to be--because I said so.
Great logic, anon.
>Opening narration done as hip hop lyrics is racist no matter how much you don't want it to be--because I said so.
Great logic, anon.
If it's just to set up the intro, why does it dwell on rap whenever Miles keeps making those references?
You can't seriously keep being this disingenuous. Do you think writers are incapable of racism now that it's [current year]?
They’re jokes, dumbass.
The only joke is Marvel.
>Do you think writers are incapable of racism now that it's [current year]?
As long as they're the right kind of progressive writers, yes.
But blacks are fricking proud of being nothing but hip pops and We Wuz sheet.
I think the only thing non-black are consistent at is to blacksplaining what blacks like to see themselves at.
For example they fricking love afro futurist shit of flying mud roof bungalow and laser spears because it's badass, and they like to get the black girl at the end instead of the white c**t.
I think the only blacks you can find disliking portraying hipop and rap and jazz as badass magic stuff are Cinemaphile blackcels that try to act white
Holy shit, that fricking zoomer cringe.
Can post-2005 hip hop die already?
why is a black kid liking hip hop racist again? i forget?
>character likes hip-hop
is different from
>my character IS hip-hop
But Miles isn’t hip hop.
nothing in the book implies that at all
Because a non-black person wrote it. That's right, we've gone full circle and Cinemaphile now uses the same talking points as SJWs, unironically.
Why do you even keep arguing when you have to be disingenuous to continue doing so? You lose what tiny shred of moral high ground you once had.
Fine, lemme rephrase it for you since you don't understand English well:
>Either the second page's narration is rap because it is Miles saying it, and he's black--and obviously he's gotta be rapping since he's black! Or, the narrator is rapping--because Miles is black.
Yeah, I'm entirely shocked how you haven't realized that you've been arguing a lose-lose for the past 45 minutes.
Also, I expect your concession to be heartfelt, anon. None of this "non-concession" shit.
>dropping quotes doesnt make him a rapper
but writing him to do it non-stop DOES make this story a bit racist.
Or, maybe, it's the non-stop rap references he keeps making.
Did you even read the fricking thing? You know its in this thread, right? We can all easily refer to it.
>California-esque white guy writing black people as stereotypes?
He is just a mexican israelite.
But he really looks like the "my fellow latinx" white acting chicanx
Please respect what he choose to idenfy as.Nothing wrong with a Mexican israelite claiming to be black.
>nuance.
Stop pretending Marvel is any better tham some shitposting thread on a Mongolian shadow puppet forum. You shilling is blinding me.
at least you can admit youre shittposting
More than Marvel can admit they're just hoping to get some good boys points for low effort schlock.
That does sound like a shitty comic.
>Why the frick would Marvel publish this! What do we glean from Miles taking a shit! Well time to b***h a little before I move on to something better.
Just because people are shitting on something you're shilling doesn't mean they're wrong.
>black man is a rap meme
The shit they print nowr
adays, holy frick
If you actually believe that, you need to be removed from the gene pool.
But nice troll.
Cope
So if Asgard was ruled by African-Americans, it'd HAVE to be ghetto? That's racist.
I don't know what everybody is b***hing about? I'm racist, and I love this!
THE EXAGGERATED SWAGGER
This basically reinforce the fact that Miles Morales literally got nothing going for him outside of his skin color.
I'm so tired of nig (checks board)...I mean blacks
Lel
So now we’re concern trolling because *checks notes* Marvel made a What If story where Asgard was reimagined basically with modern day Brooklyn and hip hop culture in mind and that’s racist because it involves… black people and Miles being Thor? You could at least try a little, folks. This is some weak ass shit to cry about.
Go back
Honestly that all isn't the worst part, the worst of it is the awful dialogue.
I really want to know what actual black americans think of this.
>Tales from the Black Multiverse
Why is Cinemaphile suddenly super keen on saying “achtually this is so woke it’s racist” about everything?
Considering Cinemaphile is super racist and comic writers hate people like us, we're trying our hardest to bring them down to our level.
And failing spectacularly in convincing anyone who isn’t already inside your echo chamber.
Exactly. Luckily for us Cinemaphile is an echochamber so we can keep believing ourselves as long as we stay on Cinemaphile.
Go back
Because horseshoe theory is real, no matter how much you'd prefer it if it weren't.
Lmao Milesgays on CBR loved this issue
I am glad we can all agree Miles is a useless Black person who should be lynched
Who's worse: Miles or Wallace?
Miles and it's not even a contest. When it comes to Flashes, it's Barry who gets the dicksucking, not anyone else.
Wallace gets in the way like Miles does, though. First, he was sitting in Wally's place--now, he's taken Bart's place as Wally's sidekick.
The fricker is there purely to keep kino from occuring. Though, I don't much know if I want a Bart Allen written by modern day writters... Somehow, they'd find a way to frick up his incredibly simple character.
Isn't Bart in the latest YJ? Didn't read it yet but he looks insufferable.
You mean the show? I don't watch that ugly, SJW garbage.
Comic
Ah. I'd heard he finally reappeared.
Haven't read it, but I don't have faith that any writer that they'd give him to would do him justice. They'd flanderize the absolute FRICK out of him, and leave all of the character development from his run behind as if it never happened.
>they turned asgard into a ghetto
No way...
This shit looks like a /misc/ parody jesus christ
Black folk unironically love this shit
>Seeing graffiti = ghetto
How sheltered are you?
>First black Thor
>Asgard now has a ghetto
God these people.
Jesus Christ you can't write this.
fricking lmao I lost it as shoes being used as banners you see in festivals
In the future, all superheroes will be black, and nobody will know that there were ever white superheroes.
Tell me how this is any worse than when all superheroes were white. Also if you could, do it without coming across as a massive hypocrite since we all know the favorite argument against black superheroes is that you don't need to look like someone to relate to them.
Can you really not tell the difference between a shitpost and a genuine one? Don't expend the effort replying to shitposts.
I never assume anyone I'm replying to is 100%, just thought I'd ask to see what might come of it.
You're replying to one of the Tumblr/twitter SJWgays infesting this board. They don't know what a shitpost is. They're the very morons constantly defending all the woke shit like in this very thread.
>They don't know what a shitpost is
The irony in this statement is baffling.
and their defence is usually by attacking what you like or supposedly like instead of actially doing a good job defending what they like.
Ironically, they side with /misc/ types when it comes to "coomer" content. Ie. Any thread with attractive girls.
Grug tribe good because am Grug tribe. Not Grug tribe bad because not am Grug tribe. Grug am best grug because am Grug and not other grug. If not Grug, am threat to Grug, and must go away so Grug can be safe. Grug just want be safe. Grug scared. Grug always scared. Unga bunga.
blacks are cringe and gay
>5 Realms
What happened to the other 4?
Sincerely, this and Gwenverse are some of the most soulless corporate shit I've ever read by a soulless corporation.
It's something I'd expect shit like The Boys to make fun of.
>-verse
This has become a red flag to me in recent years.
Black Asgard is certainly a degenerate society. No one respect public property and goes out of their way to vandalize it. Just look at the local drug dealer with his food cart and the driver-by shooter with the goat pulling his half-car.
Since this shit exists, now I'm waiting for a White, Blonde and Blue Eyed Black Panther
Based, too bad this is not canon and probably will never be
I've been kinda out of the loop last couple of years.
Did we have SoP this year yet? This could make for a fine material.
We did but it turned out to be a stripped down Nioh clone that undersold horrendously. Basically the Morbius of video games since all anyone cared about were the memes.
I wanted to say I can't believe this shit gets any defenders, but then I remember I'm on Cinemaphile.
Just looking at the threads about this, there's been a gradual increase in the number of posts defending the book. Basically just "these homies hate it so I have to love it"
There is a literal black guy or self-proclaimed black guy defending it and calling people racists for hating it.
It’s harder to believe that such as a book has you seething this hard, but hey keep crying over a what ifo
You're the only seething here for years because everyone sees this shitty push of this shitty character for cringe it is and is laughing at it.
All you can do is cry "MUH RAYCISS" like a moron you are.
>n-no u
>no argument, just a generic buzzphrase
As expected. Don't worry, I know hard it is to defend a shitty book with a shitty character when it has zero good qualities. I don't blame you for conceding here.
> A-All you can do is cry "MUH RAYCISS" like a moron you are
>the thread is full of unfunny Black person jokes and whataboutism
I didn’t even have to call you racist,
I just see a /misc/gay who’s unironically chimping out over a spin off of a spin off character and anyone who dare break up his echo chamber. I’m going to keep watching you seethe as Miles garners more attention as his movie is coming
What you have to do is shut the frick up and stop embarrassing yourself. No idea why you're so hellbent on that, you autistic loser.
>Chimps out over a What If story because it has a black guy in it (on the fourth issue in the series no less)
>Calls others autistic losers
LMAOOOOOOO
>more moronic projections
>more cries "muh rayciss"
Yes, you absolutely are an autistic loser. Do the world a favor and have a nice day already.
Miles and Gwen need to be aborted from the main universe.
I can't tell whether it's amusing that the moron defends this utterly soulless garbage (I-IT'S A WHAT-IF THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SHIT YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE THEM U /misc/ RAYCISS REEEEE) or if it's genuinely sad because these homosexuals eagerly dicksuck every piece of garbage with their shitty Bendis OC in it for over 10 years.
It's only a matter of time before some /misc/-Cinemaphile moron tries to shoot up the offices as Disney/WB
I make sure to screen-shot a lot of these type of posts and have been making collages to send to media outlets when it happens
Were you one of the people wishing for mass-shooting during The Joker premiere?
Did /misc/ ran a train on this moron's mother or something? He just keeps seething about it for no reason.
Fricking.
Yikes.
I dont get it... was this Asgard moved to Brooklyn or this culture grew independently to look like an Asgardfied Brooklyn... what gives?
Black people still would have been taken from Africa and put in America.