>What if Gamora killed Thanos?
>What if Captain Carter finds Hydra Stomper? (Continued from Season 1)
>What if the Tesseract landed in Haudenosaunee Confederacy before the colonization of America? (Introduction of new hero Kahhori)
>What if Hank Pym & Janet Van Dyne fought the Red Guardian during 1980s?
>What if Yondu delivered Star-Lord to Ego?
>What if Happy Hogan saved Christmas? (Iron Man 3)
>What if Wanda had grown up watching musicals instead of sitcoms?
>What if Odin & Hela had faced Wenwu?
>What if Avengers had fought Surtur?
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>Haudenosaunee Confederacy
just call them the fricking Iroquois.
Irowhat? Redskins, it's good enough for washington it's too good for you pipeblower
>Afriwhat? Black person, it's good enough for washington it's too good for you jiveturkey
That's you. That's how dumb you sound. You're such a moron that you can't even racism well.
wish they got more meta with it and did shit like "what if the 2000s mcu" or "what if wright did ant-man"
These premises seem bland feel and way too specific. Why don't they do anything fun and simple with the concept like
proposed?
>*These premises seem bland and feel way too specific
its not even like the comics never got weird with it either (see "what if you were spiderman" or "what if the original marvel bullpen characters were the ff")
What If Jon Faveru was Iron Man is right there!!!
How would mcu in the 2000s be different in animation? 911 mentions? Bruce timm as chief animator?
i meant what if the 2000s movies like raimi spiderman & foxmen were the original mcu
That would be so kino
I dont think any of these are remotely interesting beyond the Ego one.
>What if Gamora killed Thanos?
>What if Yondu delivered Star-Lord to Ego?
decent concepts taking what we know from movies and twisting them
>What if Captain Carter finds Hydra Stomper? (Continued from Season 1)
Would be funny if they took things from the Agent Carter show for this but the timeline's so different already
>What if the Tesseract landed in Haudenosaunee Confederacy before the colonization of America? (Introduction of new hero Kahhori)
feels like a weak way to do a pre-colonial America story but whatever
>What if Hank Pym & Janet Van Dyne fought the Red Guardian during 1980s?
I don't understand how this is a what if, didn't that happen?
>What if Happy Hogan saved Christmas? (Iron Man 3)
joke episode, whatever, if it's like switching Rhody in IM3 for Happy might be something
>What if Wanda had grown up watching musicals instead of sitcoms?
The animation style isn't good enough for this and I hope they have good songwriters. I'm gonna be mad if it's a bad tribute
>What if Odin & Hela had faced Wenwu?
I don't think this works with the timeline? Was he immortal and I forgot?
>What if Avengers had fought Surtur?
no one cares about Surtur
Beyond me how they haven't done the easy one of "What if the other half got snapped" which would also let you use Riri and other new genius characters with Tony and Bruce gone, among other things
>No one in the MCU/MCU fandom cares about Surtur
fix'd
>Was he immortal and I forgot?
Yes.
You know they're all thinking of "What if T'challa fought Namor" but it's too in bad taste to do.
Trying to think of other twists based on the Phase 4 movies. Yelena in Natasha's place in the MCU might be something, No Way Home with a different Sinister 6 maybe, What If The Eternals revealed themselves fighting Thanos might be something? I'm at a loss for Dr Strange and Thor except for standard What If the Villain Wins. What If Dr Strange and Wanda teamed up against a villain would've been nice for the movie
whoops. makes it funny to think of Odin and Hela being like "these people are too hard to fight lets find some white people to rule"
There was a fricked up what if comic what if Tony Stark didn't finish his armor in time to escape the terrorists. They go up to him, shoot him in the head and I think the Mandarin gets his armor but I could be wrong
>No Way Home with a different Sinister 6 maybe
They're not allowed to do Spidey-centric episodes.
>"What if Strange and America had landed in X universe" is an obvious pick.
what if white vision helped out strange
I really want to make a “what if Riri Williams was evil” and just have it be an episode of Doctor Eggman/Jack Spicer style Riri and her army of Droids fighting a Spider-Man who never met Stark for a fun little episode
>no one cares about Surtur
Evidently one of the What If? writers cared enough to ship him with the statue of liberty
>makes it funny to think of Odin and Hela being like "these people are too hard to fight lets find some white people to rule"
You joke but the only way that conflict even makes sense is if Wenwu has some What If? Killmonger-level plot armour.
ALSO THIS HOLY SHIT, canonically Tony Stark has never met the real Mandarin despite beginning his hero journey by captured by the 10 fricking Rings, and died believing he was just a hoax cooked up by a white man
Read it as
>What if Hulk Hogan saved Christmas?
>What if Happy Hogan was Hulk Hogan?
They left zombies on a cliff hanger they are not continuing that?
supposed to be its own show
have it lead into and confirm that he is actually 838 iron man
frick sony
They're using Wenwu but still not giving us
>What If Iron Man actually fought one motherfricking villain they've been setting up since Iron Man 1
I didn't even think of all the Marvel TV they could use but won't bc no one cares outside of Loki and WandaVision. I don't even know enough about what happened in them to come up with ideas. What If Bucky Got The Shield? What If Someone Else got Kamala's Powers? What If that butthole guy in WandaVision got Monica's powers? What If A Different Moon Knight personality?
This is very funny now that you point it out.
and here I thought they were just saving "What if the Spider bite someone else" for when they were really low on ideas.
What If Yinsen escaped with the armor? could be cool.
What If they met that evil Strange from Season 1 could be something
all the Dr Strange ones seem dangerously close to fixing the movie.
what if the hex consumed the entire earth and what if wanda found the revised xmen timeline with pietro (name could be better)
what if all wandavision fan theories were true
>What If Yinsen escaped with the armor? could be cool.
Pretty sure there is an actual What-If about that.
>I didn't even think of all the Marvel TV they could use but won't bc no one cares outside of Loki and WandaVision.
What If... the Disney+ Marvel shows were actually good?
Too racist to do that
>no What If The Other Half Got Snapped
Shite.
holy shit that seems like such an obvious one
Might be too big, these episodes generally only run for 20-30 minites.
just make it a twoparter
>What if the Confederacy had won the civil war (besides rescuing pregnant Anne Frank).
What if this show was actually creative and didn't feel like the most A.I. generated ass shit.
For a house of ideas they're surprisingly creatively bankrupt. Lemme brainstorm better ideas then what those troglodytes spent two years "imagining"
>what if Obadiah killed Tony Stark and then had a feud with Rhodey for who owns the Iron Man armor
>what if mysterio won in Far From Home and was forced to deal with real avengers level threats?
>what if AIM acquired the pym particles in Ant Man & then mass produced the yellow jacket armor portable pym particle guns
>what if Steve Rodgers was sent to Vormir while the Red Skull was frozen for 70 years only to be found by Hydra
>what if Spider-man defected to Captain America's side during Civil War
>what if Mar-Vell got captain marvels powers instead of Carol?
>what if the Registration Act went through?
>what if Tony Stark was captured by the real ten rings and fought the real mandarin?
>What if Steve Rodgers was woken up during Stage 3
>what if Wanda died while Vision survived
>what if Raimi Spider-man was part of the MCU since phase 1?
>what if Tony Stark was captured by the real ten rings
I was under impression IM1 terrorists were the real deal.
Nah, they made a real Ten Rings crew and said the IM1 crew were just phonies hired by Obadiah
>phonies hired by Obadiah
I still don't understand why they didn't just make the whole thing Wenwu's keikaku. Tie the IM1 Ten Rings with Kingsley.
Wait, what?
What's the point of Ten Rings?
The only reason anyone cared about them is the impact they had on the MCU by kickstarting Iron Man's entire superhero career and everything that followed since then. Pulling "well, it's not really them" only robs them of any strength as antagonists. Without that connection and impact they're another boring criminal group, no different than the fat Russian guy's Black Widows.
>What's the point of (character)
>The only reason anyone cared about them is the impact they had on the MCU by kickstarting (hero’s) entire superhero career and everything that followed since then. Pulling "well, it's not really them" only robs them of any strength as antagonists. Without that connection and impact they're another boring criminal group, no different than the (throwaway character literally nobody cares about, like Laufey or Malekith)
Phase 5 in a nutshell. Remember when the Celestials unintentionally vindicated Thanos in Eternals? He ironically saved a lot of planets from being popped by sabotaging the Celestial life cycle.
Weird they never intervened like in the actual IG run when even fricking Galactus goes after Thanos.
Right? Or, OR have anything to say AT ALL during Ego’s bid for power even theory he himself is a fricking Celestial. Actually everything about Ego smacks of Gunn running with an idea and not giving a frick about anyone else’s. Not only was there evidence of Celestial existence and involvement since Phase 1, but Love and Thunder shows there are two iust hanging out at Omnipotence City. Probably just watching the chinese dragon plough the oversized meat bun during all the god-orgies. The point is, Ego was absolutely not alone in the universe unless the other Celestials made a point of avoiding him like middleschoolers trying to avoid the school moron’s attention, and even if they were Eros seems to make a point of advertising himself as an Eternal while fricking his way across the univerese.
PROBABLY just watching.
>Probably just watching the chinese dragon plough the oversized meat bun during all the god-orgies.
Is this a thing that happens in thor 4?
Three things are established in Thor: Love and Thunder
1. Most of the gods are Adult Swim-tier dudebro/bimbo morons and ALL of them except the Aesir ran and hid in Omnipotence City from Gorr
2. They include everything from chinese dragons to animal-headed Egyptian gods to Mesoamerican looking things to the classic old man Zeus (who’s the host), and what does Zeus like to do all day? That’s right. Frick. So they all engage in god-orgies. He literally was about to do this before Thor interrupts.
3. Oh yeah and speaking of Thor interrupting, after his little powerup at the end of Ragnarok Thor is officially powerful enough to catch Zeus’ own weapon and nearly kill him with it merely by chucking it back
>They include everything from chinese dragons to animal-headed Egyptian gods to Mesoamerican looking things to the classic old man Zeus
Was that scene awesome? Because it's making me want to watch the movie.
The movie is godawful for any purpose other than winning powerlevel arguments (hint: Yes, Thor is easily the strongest Avenger right now despite also being treated as a comedy character), except for one kind of neat fight in the darkness dimension that takes place over an entire small moon. Gorr’s scenes are chopped up. There’s way, way too much time spent on filler as is usual with Taika’s work. Nobody takes anything seriously most of the time. It has a better Jane Thor than the comics but well…that it has Jane Thor at all is fricking shit, especially when it also has Blackyrie getting away scott free from her work as the Grandmaster;s slaver because of literal nepotism
After endgame it was the movie I was looking forward to the most. I even read the comic it was supposed to be based on. It was really good. I don't want to soil it by watching a feeble adaptation.
I;
‘m assuming you mean the Gorr saga and not…everything about Jane Foster having an existential crisis, blaming Thor for it, stealing his name of birth and Odin spontaneously becoming moronic to accommodate that storyline. In that case frick no, avoid it like the plague. Gorr’s backstory is slightly changed in-I wouldn’t say an unforgivable way, but the real problem is a lot of his shit is relegated offscreen and he has very little time in the movie to tell you what he’s about as a person in the here and now. The middle of a movie really sags because Taika needs his haha comedy and near the end of the movie Thor counters Gorr’s army of black berserkers by giving a bunch of children his power. This is never explained. Oh, and Gorr technically wins but Thor appeals to his >muh dead family to get him to relent.
And if it matters to you, it is never explained what if any connection there is between the Necrosword and Hela’s necroswords in Ragnarok.
Like I said, literally the only thing the movie does better is the Jane Thor part. And that’s a low fricking bar to clear, and far outweighed by the movie forcing Blackyrie into being a main character.
>Thor counters Gorr’s army of black berserkers by giving a bunch of children his power. This is never explained.
What is there to explain? Thor can temporarily bestow his power to others due to Zeus' lightning.
He temporarily enchanted their toys with the “if they be worthy whoever wields this gains the power of Thor” enchantment, one of the few moments I actually liked
It is. But are you willing to endure the bad parts (and thor's gratuitious nudity) of the movie to get there?
No. I missed the last jackass movie too, too much gay shit.
>after his little powerup at the end of Ragnarok Thor is officially powerful enough to catch Zeus’ own weapon and nearly kill him with it merely by chucking it back
I'm personally really sick of them making Thor the god of lightning/electricity.
This is far from an MCU-exclusive thing, in the comics while Zeus is no joke he still takes harder La and has a lower ceiling of potential wank than Thor simply because…well, because Thor is the main character with a special insight that gives him reality warping runes and a special birthright derived from Gaia and is generally better in a fight than gods that can wrestle black holes just because he’s the main character.
That said, I remember the MCU used to like having Thor ironically get taken out by taser-variants (Darcy in Thor 1 when he was depowered, Blackyrie in Ragnarok because…space taser, and 3 made out Mjolnir to be a power limiter for him all along) and this feels like an overcorrection.
>Thor used Thundershock!
He literally is in Norse myth, even ancient Vikings understood that thunder is the sound made by lightning. It's more annoying when adaptions try to associate Odin with lightning just because he's Thor's dad.
>I still haven’t heard a good explanation for why the abandoned orphan girl version of Loki is so much better at everything than the Asgard-trained Loki
This is me pulling entirely from my ass, but orphan girl Loki had to survive a tough life and yadda yadda while main Loki grew up pampered in an Asgard that had softened from its heights.
>associate Odin with lightning just because their only reference for "ancient pantheon deity" is Zeus so that means every chief deity has to control lightning
FTFY.
He didn't throw lightning bolts around because that's DBZ shit, he mostly just hit stuff with his hammer. He rarely had to hit them again. Somtimes he wrestled with them for fun.
The handle on that hammer is still too easy to hold to be entirely accurate.
An accurate thor could be a nice villain for marvel comics thor. Maybe a robot who thinks he is the real thor.
Did marvel ever adapt any of real thors stories? Like utgårdaloke?
Funny you should mention that--Utgard-Loki just showed up as the big bad at the end of the first issue of Ewing's new Thor series
>redhead alternate universe Thor shows up
>just keeps pestering Thor to prove who's the 'real one' by testing who can lift the heaviest cat or who can drain their mead faster, with Thor not having time because he's trying to save people
>in the end he gets fooled into pestering Hercules instead, because he's simply not the brightest bulb and Hercules loves to armwrestle
Along the way they should end up switching hammers and Thor can't use his at all because the handle is too short so it keeps slipping out of his grasp, making him lose that contest.
Second to last panel is asking for edits.
>He literally is in Norse myth
No, he's the god of thunder because he hits giants so fricking hard with his hammer that you can hear it miles away. They obviously didn't see lightning as electricity but as Thor's hammer being thrown really fast and hitting shit really hard, creating the sound he's connected with. It's part of his role as the strongest of the Gods. All the stories where he features are about how he's so fricking strong that he scares people, except the one where he has to dress up as a woman to marry a giant, where it's funny that the biggest and strongest Aesir looks like a pretty bride to the moronic giants.
>and a special birthright derived from Gaia
They recently retconned that and made his mom the Phoenix Force, didn't they? He's one step away from becoming the God of Mutants and the electricity thing just being secondary mutation.
>Thor's hammer being thrown really fast and hitting shit really hard
What do you think they associated lightning strikes with, anon.
What was christianity's explanation for lightning bolts?
God being mad and smiting motherfrickers, like the monotheistic explanation for everything else, because other gods don't exist.
damn, the christian god must have really shitty aim if that's what he's trying to do during every thunder storm
Maybe it was a particularly malcontent badger.
A physical object striking the ground and then flying back into the sky, not electricity? What point did you think you were making.
>Norse didn't associate lightning with lightning
The frick am I reading
Are you under the impression that the Norse were some ancient alien motherfrickers who knew what electricity is?
I'm under the impression that you, anonymous person on a message board in the year 2023, don't know what electricity is.
I know that it's not a magical hammer thrown by a God to kill giants in Midgard, protecting us all.
Also to be clear, there is in fact a god who’s just the Chinese god of dumplings. Bao. The MCU has completely given up the ghost on the advanced aliens bullshit they pushed in phase 1, Love and Thunder even basically retcons the idea gods ever die of old age by making Odin dramatically older than he presented himself as in phase 1
Thanks to Phase 5, you are now imagining a dragon fricking this thing.
You’re welcome.
The terrorist group was intended to be a grounded take on the group IE they were the real deal MCU-wise. Nowadays, the MCU wants to bring in more comic book-y shit into the universe and retconned the first group to being a fake.
That's wrong, though.
Stark was captured by a branch of the real Ten Rings, who were in cahoots with Obadiah Stane. Their leader, the Mandarin, was believed to be a legend since he was said to be immortal, so Aldrich Killian later appropriated the name to antagonize Stark and cover up the Extremis conspiracy.
>What If you could get some b***hes?
>What if anon realized how mediocre his "ideas" really are
>What if anon realized nepotism and lack of a israeli last name are the only reason normies aren't being forced to watch his mediocre ideass.
You're not creative, anon. Blaming boogeymen for keeping you down and autistically screeching at the world won't change that.
Oy vey
My favorites among your ideas are number 2 and 4.
When Thanos comes, he could disguise the infinity gems. They're actually tiny AIDS pellets.
>Mysterio commits so hard to faking his powers he and his crew end up learning a little real magic from Dr. Strange so his illusions have at least some bite to them
>>what if Wanda died while Vision survived
The Vison show based on the comic they were kicking about before the strike.
Had to google who the frick Wenwu was. How would Odin and Hela have any problim fighting him? His rings were weak shit.
>What if Happy Hogan saved Christmas? (Iron Man 3)
>What if Wanda had grown up watching musicals instead of sitcoms?
These sound fun.
>>What if the Tesseract landed in Haudenosaunee Confederacy before the colonization of America? (Introduction of new hero Kahhori)
What? Who?
>What if Wanda had grown up watching musicals instead of sitcoms?
ya i thought she grew up in a eastern european shithold which probably wouldn't have much of either.
They version of the Marvel heroes are too bland for such a project. They are too cardboard and cartoony in a bad way.
>What if Gamora killed Thanos?
Still weird to me they introduced the Thanos-killing Gamora in S1 before even giving her backstory
>More Captain Carter
Look, I don’t hate her but between that and the MoM cameo it sure feels like someone is desperately trying to make her a thing.
>What if Yondu delivered Star-Lord to Ego?
Either this is going to be the first 1 minute long episode, an extended look into the Egoverse or Ego vs Dormammu once Ego crushes the Sanctums but Dormammu discovers someone else has subsumed the universe he wanted
>What if Happy Hogan saved Christmas? (Iron Man 3)
Happy…accidentally exposes the fake Mandarin?
>What if Wanda had grown up watching musicals instead of sitcoms?
Oh. It’s just Wicked.
>What if Odin & Hela had faced Wenwu?
I didn’t watch Shang-Chi, how hard did they wank the “politically correct” Mandarin? Because with how hard Asgard goes when it’s not being played for laughs him lasting a nanosecond is some bullshit
>What if Avengers had fought Surtur?
They…win…? Like this is the same Surtur that Thor beat the shit out of in front of his whole army. He had more trouble with the random rocket dragon.
>how hard did they wank the “politically correct” Mandarin?
Less him specifically, and more that the Ten Rings give godlike power and immortality, which is now Shang-Chi's.
I meant the rings yeah, I’m dimly aware Shang and his dad are just wuxia characters without the,. Are they Infinity Gem-level bullshit? Because after how in-shape Thor trivialised Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet nothing less is going to convince me that Odin AND Hela are going to treat this guy as anything less than a speedbump. I don’t even think Malekith with the Aether could stand up to that pair.
Yeah, for all intents and purposes Wenwu is a different character and Tony was never attacked by the actual Ten Rings at all. Makes him being touted as the real Mandarin come off as rather pointless.
*without them, frick
If you think about it, it has less weight than even Aldrich Killian's ridiculous "I am the Mandarin!" moment, because it's more "I am an unconnected person who happens to be called the Mandarin".
>”I am an unconnected person who happens to speak Mandarin”
>”Also, 誰是 Tony Stark?我一點都不認識他”
>Like this is the same Surtur that Thor beat the shit out of in front of his whole army. He had more trouble with the random rocket dragon.
This would obviously be at the point where Surtur was about to destroy Asgard
There is a 1602 finale
The only one of these where the male protagonists get to shine is ">What if Avengers had fought Surtur?" and the real question is "Who gives a shit?"
Aghast at how they'll represent the Haudenosaunee Confederacy. Must we really taint this piece of human history with your superhero bullshit?
Can already guess that's gonna be another Wakanda vs storyline where they'll pretend injuns didn't keep slaves or have wars.
>I need there to be men or I won't watch!
Then don't watch. I'm also not gonna watch. Having a quota of dicks you need is the gayest shit I can imagine.
It's not my fault the MCU can't make good female superheroes. I'm just glad Gwenpool was spared their reverse midas' touch.
Nta but it’s kind of funny that both the only halfway memorable female hero for me, Wanda, and the most memorable female character of all, Hela, both ended up as or always were supervillains.
I feel there was potential for Black Widow too at one point, but coincidentally around the same time ScarJo hit the wall the writers seem to have completely forgotten about what they wanted to do with her character and gave her an awkward hookup with Banner followed by an awkward breakup that was never really resolved before her death. And I swear at another point they were flirting with a little chemistry between her and Steve.
And now I’m remembering Steve’s love interest from the second Cap movie who everyone forgot about turned into a supervillain in Captain America and the Falcon because of muh hough I can’t imagine Cap ejecting out of the damn timeline helped. What the frick?
Wanda became a supervillain? I haven't been keeping up. Was she exposed as Magneto's daughter too?
Nah, nah, nah, way more stupid. See after WandaVision is turned out the Darkhold corrupted her. Except it didn't really corrupt her THAT much because while she learns about and embraces the role of the Scarlet Witch as a multiversal antichrist lady, she’s REALLY motivated by a dream about 2 specific boys she had that she has become convinced is DEFINITELY proof there is a parallel universe where they exist so she wants COSMIC POWER to…tear down the walls of reality and have children instead of getting some dick. Also it;s never made clear who the real father is, and she only briefly dwells on Vision throughout all this, and she isn’t purified or anything of any corruption the Darkhold inflicted on her, she’s just shocked back to her senses because of her kids throwing shit at her for threatening their mom.
And that’s Multiverse of Madness in a nutshell. It’s a horror story someone rewrote into a very, very bad commentary on motherhood.
her turning evil wouldve actually been decent had they actually shown her descent into madness rather than just saying that the darkhold corrupted her offscreen
>Captain Carter
>Continued from Season 1
Why the frick are they pushing this b***h so much? It really does feel like they are astroturfing her for some reason.
>Haudenosaunee Confederacy
That's like saying "chai tea" or "garlic aioli".
Kyiv
I imagine the eternals, namor, kang , she hulk, moon knight, ms marvel , daredevil and adam warlock will show up in one of these episodes.
Are the Eternals still canon?
not after secret wars
>What if the Tesseract landed in Haudenosaunee Confederacy before the colonization of America? (Introduction of new hero Kahhori)
I don't see how that's going to change anything except it being found by Americans instead of Red Skull. It's not like they'd be able to control it any better than the Norse did, and so they'd have to hide it away the same way the Norwegian village did.
Unless their Gods were more self-assured than Odin and so they put the real thing in their vault instead of a copy and then their trickster God steals it and uses its power to go to war with all the foreign Gods.
So, Goliath is supposed to show up in this, based on the fact that they’ve got a toy of him coming out that says it’s ‘based on his appearance in What If’.
I’m guessing he’ll probably be in the Ant-Man and Wasp versus Red Guardian episode, and Hank and Jan die or get captured, so Bill Foster has to rescue or avenge them?
The only what if I want to see is "What if Falcoon and Winter Soldier didn't suck"?
>What if we, Marvel Studios, systematically beheaded the development team for every show and movie in phase 4 except for Loki, No Way Home and Guardians 3?
Loki sucks too. I still haven’t heard a good explanation for why the abandoned orphan girl version of Loki is so much better at everything than the Asgard-trained Loki, and why TVA suck so much at restraining her for people reputed to take down Thanos. And no, “He Who Remains willed it” isn’t a good explanation because it degrades the agency of literally everyone involved
I like it. It felt like the proper increase in scale after endgame, and it wasn't just a loki wankfest but involved greater concepts.
>>What if Odin & Hela had faced Wenwu?
Then he would be dead.
What if the eternals have fought thanos
What if kang had tried to stop ego
King thor
What if namor asked eternity to emerge atlantis
What if hercules took part in civil war
FROM ZERO TO HERO IN NO TIME FLAT
>Hercules hears about Iron Man cloning a God to use as a weapon
>goes ballistic
>ends up downing a helicarrier by throwing a javelin hard enough at it
Would read/watch.
>What if Hela had won and faced Thanos
>What if Pietro had survived AoU instead of Wanda
>What if Thor had landed in the Microverse instead of Sakaar during Ragnarok?
Good ones
What if they had killed Michael instead of Santino
Surprised Marvel didn't do anything with Quicksilver
The smartest move they've done is killing him off early in the MCU. Speedsters will always hamper team stories because they're either put on crowd control which just means you have to redo the same "take people out of the bus before it crashes" CGI scenes for every movie, or you have to put in a speedster villain just to get a regular-speed fight. Unless you make them slow enough that everyone will laugh at them for not becoming a blur when they run, which could work better if anyone dared to try it.
Just look at the x-men movies. The first one had a cool scene and they had a good explanation why he wouldn't appear again. Then he became so popular that they had to bring him back to redo the cool scene and job to villains he's way too fricking OP for.
>>What if Gamora killed Thanos?
this is so stupid, gamora mcu can't fight, she's not strong like gamora from the comics, this shows how james gunn fricked up guardians of the galaxy, but there are people who like to eat shit and will love this disney turd salad even more
Imagine spending a lot of million dollars money on so many bad ideas
>What if Steve Rogers was never frozen?
>What if Thanos never died?
>What if Mysterio won?
>What if Star-Lord was delivered to Ego?
>What if it was Magneto who took the Infinity Stones?
>What if Tony Stark was never kidnapped and forced to develop his Iron Man suit?
>What if the other half were snapped?
>What if Quicksilver never died?
>What if Wanda joined Hydra?
>What if Hulk stayed as Champion?
>What if Spider-Man’s identity was never erased by Dr Strange?
>What if the time-travel plan failed and they couldn’t get everyone else back?
>What if the snap caused the X-gene to activate instead of making them disappear?
>What if Spider-Man used the gauntlet instead of Tony Stark?
>What if Black Panther stayed hidden instead of opening their country?
>What if Tony Stark was saved by the Mandarin and forced to work for him?
>What if the X-Men and FF helped to stop Thanos?
Thoughts on any of these?
>>What if Steve Rogers was never frozen?
There's no way he doesn't get his blood stolen a dozen times and a billion supersoldier monster gets created trying to recreate him, right? By the time the present day rolls around SHIELD would be spending all its time taking out another batch of mutates because some butthole decided to try another variant of the serum by crop-dusting it on a small town.
I am interested in unfrozen steve rogers, wanda joining hydra and specially in the other half being snapped.
>>What if Gamora killed Thanos?
eh sounds generic
>>What if Captain Carter finds Hydra Stomper? (Continued from Season 1)
wasnt a fan of the first episode, simp steve is dumb, she could have been cool without a love interest
>>What if the Tesseract landed in Haudenosaunee Confederacy before the colonization of America? (Introduction of new hero Kahhori)
uh sorry what are these words?
>>What if Hank Pym & Janet Van Dyne fought the Red Guardian during 1980s?
kinda cool
>>What if Yondu delivered Star-Lord to Ego?
kinda cool
>>What if Happy Hogan saved Christmas? (Iron Man 3)
dumb waste of an episode
>>What if Wanda had grown up watching musicals instead of sitcoms?
pointless, rehash of wandavision with singing, (also how tf did she grow up watching sitcoms? i thought she was an experiment in a shithole country?)
>>What if Odin & Hela had faced Wenwu?
uhh, chinaman was no where near odin or hela's power?
>>What if Avengers had fought Surtur?
sounds pretty cool actually
why does marvel hate iron man now?
why dont we have like what if iron man never joined nick fury or what if iron man HAD put a coat of rmor around the world or what if tony stark died in the desert
this cartoon is an easy way to do more with the older characters
What If Tony Stark Didn't Learn His Lesson, instead he just joined the war in his own little personal tank and Iron Legion, doing nothing but killing Jihadis so that the young boys who joined up(like the ones who died to protect him) won't have to die in shitty humvees without any armour-plating. Then Rhodey gets downed behind enemy lines and they steal the Iron Man tech, creating an even bigger war where Shield now has to deal with Jihadi states capable of fighting the US military toe-to-toe as well as attacks being carried out by people wearing Iron Man tech with self-destruct sequences for when they're finally killed. This is the world Captain America returns to.
>also how tf did she grow up watching sitcoms? i thought she was an experiment in a shithole country?
television exists in the balkans
What if the MCU wasn't run by idiots?
>no Tony Stark centered one, once again
No, no. You ain't making people move on from rdj-tony, no matter how much you try, disney.
Alright, Cinemaphile, since you want "what if the other half got snapped" so badly, tell me what you think would happen in it.
>The survivors reunite and managed to track down Thanos faster and confront him before the atomizes the Infinity Stones.
>Scarlet Witch kills Thanos after a big battle.
>Since there is no one powerful enough to use the Infinity Gauntlet as it is, the stones are divided among Doctor Strange, Scarlet Witch, Black Panther, Nick Fury, Hank Pym and Star-Lord.
You can either have them sacrifice themselves to bring the others back, or have them become the Infinity Watch until Wanda goes crazy with added Reality Stone hax and the others have to deal with her shit.
No one is around to tell Jarvis to invent time travel, so they just have to live with the new Earth. The Skrulls find an empty planet to settle on and become humanity's greatest ally in space politics. Thor isn't around to stop Gorr, who then kills all the other Gods with his wish, which includes the Celestials since they're at Zeus' party. Star-Lord tracks down Thanos before he can destroy the glove, manages to steal it from him when he sleeps(master thief, remember?) and tries using it himself, bringing out the Cancer-verse or zombies when he tries to bring everyone back alive but fails, destroying himself, the glove and half the galaxy he's in.
Wanda would have been on the mission to chase down Thanos and killed him in place of Thor. Probably would have caused a Westfield Hex much, much sooner
No Time Heist since Scott would have been snapped in the Microverse and the Pyms wouldn't have noticed the time dilation effect
T'challa would have died of whatever disease he had earlier, forcing Shuri into the role of Black Panther sooner but I dont think Wakanda would go to war with Atlantis in this scenario.
Strange would have become Sorcerer Supreme with Wong gone
Star-Lord, Groot, Mantis and Drax would have been on Earth so no redemption for Nebula
It still bugs me they go by their first names instead of their character names.
....how would Gamora Kill Thanos?
By stabbing him in his stupid face with the valyrian dagger.
yawn
what if thanos and his ensemble disappeared in 2014
>>What if Gamora killed Thanos?
wouldve rather seen "what if thor went for the head"
None of these really seem at the level of Star Lord T'challa, Zombies, or fricking Infinity Stone Ultron
What a BIG piece of shit!
And I was one of those who believed in 2009 that Disney was going to make animated movies and animated TV shows in the same way that anime does today, adapting arcs of the greatest characters with that quality of animation with the Disney seal and after 14 years they produce this meaningless MCU crap
Actually, shouldn't the first one be
>what if nebula had killed thanos?
The mad titan himself said she was close in doing so.
There's another, big one that hasn't been discussed.
>what if non mcu marvel heroes aided steve and wakanda during infinity war?
I wonder how things would've turned out.
Blade, the fantastic 4, the x men (plus magneto and the brotherhood), raimi spiderman, daredevil etc.