WHAT IF Season 2 Episodes Revealed

>2x01: What If Nebula Joined the Nova Corps?
>2x02: What If Peter Quill Attacked Earth's Mightiest Heroes?
>2x03: What If Kahhori Reshaped the World?
>2x04: What If Hela found the Ten Rings?
>2x05: What If lron Man Crashed into the Grandmaster?
>2x06: What If Happy Hogan Saved Christmas?
>2x07: What If Captain Carter Fought the Hydra Stomper?
>2x08: What If The Avengers Assembled in 1602?
>2x09: What If Strange Supreme Intervened?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1602
    mite b cool
    prolly nat tho

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kahhori

    Who?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OC Native-American female Captain America for the 1602 two-parter.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds dumb
        But I guess they don't really have the time to pull off the original 1602 twist with Rohjaz in two 22 minute cartoons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OC that gets the Tesseract and gets trippy with the fact she can control the Mind Gem

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Make an entire show based around what ifs
      >We only get 9 episodes a season and there's years between said seasons
      >Decide to waste one episode on an OC instead of any of the actual fricking characters
      >STILL NO "WHAT IF THE OTHER HALF WERE SNAPPED?" EPISODE
      What the frick are they doing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >STILL NO "WHAT IF THE OTHER HALF WERE SNAPPED?" EPISODE
        For how many of these premises are low-hanging fruit it's a little surprising they haven't done this. I guess Boseman being dead would make it hard to include Black Panther but you could still include everyone else.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I guess Boseman being dead would make it hard to include Black Panther
          It's a cartoon, not a movie. Include him anyway. It's not like they got RDJ and ScarJo to voice Tony and Natasha.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            marvel has a weird hang-up on boseman, his own family said he'd want t'challa to be recast

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I guess Boseman being dead would make it hard to include Black Panther but you could still include everyone else.

          They get voice actors to voice some of the big stars. There's no good reason for them to keep holding back Black Panther like he's a sacred cow.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >STILL NO "WHAT IF THE OTHER HALF WERE SNAPPED?" EPISODE
            For how many of these premises are low-hanging fruit it's a little surprising they haven't done this. I guess Boseman being dead would make it hard to include Black Panther but you could still include everyone else.

            "Black Panther has left the Avengers and secluded himself in Wakanda, busy taking care of the half of his people that survived"
            you just need a one-off sentence like that

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    And the death of MCU continues. Nothing to see here folks!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Says the increasingly desperate man for the 37th time this month

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Says the corporate bawd for the 37th time this month

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >N-no u!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dumb insult
            >doesn't expect the same treatment

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dumb points deserve dumb insults.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah The Marvels is a smash hit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So can you name the last MCU movie that reached a billion like a man. Or will you cowardly refuse to do so?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>2x05: What If lron Man Crashed into the Grandmaster?
    reminder that this episode was supposed to be in season 1, but was removed because they wanted to rush the show in 2021
    https://www.polygon.com/22712630/what-if-gamora-iron-man-episode-finale-season-2

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2x09: What If Strange Supreme Intervened?

    Intervened where?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow these all sound uninteresting

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What If The Avengers Assembled in 1602?
    This one is going to be painful.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2x10: what if Stan Lee killed himself and his creations miraculously still got created?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What if Happy Hogan Saved Christmas

    Ironically he has. He's saved Four Christmases. And Elf.

    So if this is how we get a Will Ferrell cameo I'll take it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iron Man 3 was set on Christmas time. Per the leaks the episode will be about Happy blowing the Extremis conspiracy wide open and defeating Aldrich Killian all on his own.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's the wife?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Katy Mixon

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2x10: What If X-men were villains?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the first season any good? Never watched it, but some people I pretend to care about the opinions of said it was alright, and I'm vaguely aware Infinity Gauntlet Ultron plays into it somehow.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the first season any good?
      Some episodes are good but none of them are great. The Black Panther episode is painful with how hard they dicksuck the character. Batwank used to be one of the worst superhero dick rides but there is not a single story nor show that has Batwank on this level, period. The Dr Strange episode at least has some neat concepts and visuals, but the story will make your head hurt with how contradictory it is. Captain Carter is mostly boring with the usual "Girl takes down cartoon who is saying how weak women are", pretty bog standard crappy writing. Zombies and Avengers being killed is probably the better of the bunch.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll probably take a peek at it then. And yeah even the guys who said it was good thought the Black Panther episode was shit, so I was planning on skipping that anyways.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also side question is there anywhere good to watch it? I couldn't care less about paying Netflix for anything.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kim has some pretty good cartoon I hear. Li

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That fricking Black Panther episode was the worst shit.
        >Hey, Black Panther fixed literally everything and did everything and made all these bad guys instantly follow him. Even Thanos! Yes, Thanos switched sides due to the sheer debate skills and charisma of T'challa!
        >How?
        >Offscreen. We're not going to show shit. Not even a line of dialogue. Not only are we completely gimping Thanos so he can bend down and join the dick suck conga line, but we're not even going to show this potentially somewhat interesting scene. It happens off screen.
        >Absolutely nothing interesting will happen on screen outside of a shitty shootout, most of this episode is literally just someone just explaining all the cool shit he did that will not be shown.
        >Then he just solves the one potentially maybe bad thing, OFFSCREEN, in his next appearance. His universe is perfect because you're told it's perfect, think no more little idiot.
        >Also Neblua is now a bright blonde and dating T'challa because you know why don't bother pretending, they don't.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop being stick in the muds and have fun. Its fricking funny that even Thanos joined his team but still wants to discuss universal genocide. Its close to a Silver age story but yall wanna be so serious about it. If it was Tony, would you have complained this much?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, because the problem is it's all offscreen. You wanna wank your character, fine, but show it. Show the crazy ass way he gets Thanos on his team, that's fun. Show how this little ass kid got the Ravagers to follow him, that'd be hilarious. Show literally fricking any of that shit.

            But no, that'd be hard. That'd take some clever writing. That'd actually be a fun story instead of some bad writer who's only capable of storytelling on the level of a toddler telling you how cool this toy is. The silver age What Ifs, the good ones, show'd that shit. The ones that skipped over everything didn't get a pass back then either, why would it get a pass now when it's so much worse? What an utter shitshow.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >yall
            Frick your fun, Black person. Silver Age was shit btw

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop being stick in the muds and have fun. Its fricking funny that even Thanos joined his team but still wants to discuss universal genocide. Its close to a Silver age story but yall wanna be so serious about it. If it was Tony, would you have complained this much?

          Yes, because the problem is it's all offscreen. You wanna wank your character, fine, but show it. Show the crazy ass way he gets Thanos on his team, that's fun. Show how this little ass kid got the Ravagers to follow him, that'd be hilarious. Show literally fricking any of that shit.

          But no, that'd be hard. That'd take some clever writing. That'd actually be a fun story instead of some bad writer who's only capable of storytelling on the level of a toddler telling you how cool this toy is. The silver age What Ifs, the good ones, show'd that shit. The ones that skipped over everything didn't get a pass back then either, why would it get a pass now when it's so much worse? What an utter shitshow.

          The other problem with the Black Panther episode is not only do they praise T'Challa to the point it gets stupid, but it's also simultaneously shitting on Quill.
          >Man, if only T'Challa was Star-Lord! The universe would literally be a better place in every conceivable way! Damn, he's so cool.
          >Too bad the "real world" is stuck with that fricking idiot from Missouri who just fricks everything up.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its still a What If. Stop being so serious and being offended on a fictional character's behalf. Doesn't that episode end with Ego meeting Quill and possibly threatening Earth?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Doesn't that episode end with Ego meeting Quill and possibly threatening Earth?

              Yep.

              T'challa saved him and fought back Ego, you guessed it, Offscreen. Couldn't imply there might be something amiss in this jackoff fest before he joined a pretty pointless team.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't that episode end with Ego meeting Quill and possibly threatening Earth?
                Don't worry, Black Panther jumped in and saved Quill and stopped all that, somehow. Then he got Watcher'd. But don't you worry, Black Panther's Perfectverse is A-Okay thanks to the power of offscreen and shitty writing. This is what happens when you hire the dumbest writers and put them with the most narcissistic producers.

                Not gonna lie it still would've been funny if they implied him leaving for one second to save the multiverse doomed the universe just out of lack of his sheer Panwankery greatness, but it's somehow just as funny that they literally could not even have him go save the universe without also making it clear he's coming fresh off completely nullifying even the danger of Ego by sheer virtue of plothole.

                Plothole because Ego was expanding while he was on earth. That's right, in their rush to make sure "Everything is perfect and he's just better because something you will never see", they either forgot or were just plain stupid enough not to know that Quill would not be on earth when this happened and it's a pretty big fricking deal. Maybe he went up to Ego's planet and brought Peter back, offscreen. Who cares at that point, either people are going to accept whatever you ask of them like idiots or they've already checked out.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just got up to the last few episodes myself. Kinda glad they showed off the Infinity Stone's potential a bit better, like with Ultron taking a bite out of an entire galaxy. It was understandable but a bit goofy that the stones were weak as shit compared to their comic counterparts where Thanos could basically teabag cosmic abstract entities and there wasn't jack shit they could do about it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even that doesn't make sense, since they outright said that taking them out of their universe depowers them.

                But then we couldn't have him bouncing through realities so at the very least they're giving a lightshow and doing something visually interesting. It doesn't make sense but it's at least dumb fun you can enjoy.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just take it as that not applying to MCU canon and leaving it at that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I just take it as that not applying to MCU canon
                But it does thanks to Loki.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't seen Loki nor have any desire to so I'll take your word for it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                IIRC the writers clumsily tried to handwave it by going "He's PART of his original universe so he's just channeling the stones' power into himself"

                This has become very common in late stage MCU writing, where it is blatant that the writers aren't being paid enough to think. That is why their explanation for how Thanos could reverse engineer the Pym Particles is "Maw is a wizard" and why Thanos didn't get portal cut is because his hide is apparently too tough to cut quickly.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Doesn't that episode end with Ego meeting Quill and possibly threatening Earth?
              Don't worry, Black Panther jumped in and saved Quill and stopped all that, somehow. Then he got Watcher'd. But don't you worry, Black Panther's Perfectverse is A-Okay thanks to the power of offscreen and shitty writing. This is what happens when you hire the dumbest writers and put them with the most narcissistic producers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well a few episodes in, skipped Black Panther hard, but I actually enjoyed the Evil Ant-Man and Strange episodes so far. Much better than I was expecting honestly.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I went into Captain Carter episode completely expecting that, at least.
        I was just hoping they'd do something original than just make a worse retelling of The First Avenger. Frankly their idea of "original" was some lame cosmic squid (not even Shuma-Gorath), so maybe I should count my blessings.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked Captain Carter for the amazing action sequences and choreography. Considering this was their first attempt I wouldn't judge them too harshly for sticking close to beloved source material for SOME of their heroes

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe I'm just upset that the resolution was pretty weak, since it's non-canon anyway they could've done anything, maybe even whip out the proper TV-head Arnim Zola. I just really dislike the alien squid, I think anything else would've been an improvement.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >some lame cosmic squid
          I remember those tentacles popping up in multiple episodes and thinking "Ooh, shit, what is that building up to?" And then, lol, it was nothing, here's Ultron.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but none of them are great.
        Dr. Strange episode wasn't perfect just because the short time per episode

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Girl takes down cartoon who is saying how weak women are

        I already watched two seasons and a short of that also starring Sharon Carter. And she wasn't even a superhero in those!

        • 7 months ago
          Sage

          *Peggy Carter

          Me am dum

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Thor episode got a chuckle out of me. Especially when he calls Carol a party pooper.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well a few episodes in, skipped Black Panther hard, but I actually enjoyed the Evil Ant-Man and Strange episodes so far. Much better than I was expecting honestly.

      I think the main problem with this What If show is that it's just overwhelmingly naff.
      Pretty much all the concepts are basic, and not really all that out there (especially compared to classic What If issues). Most of the show's What Ifs are just "WHAT IF.... character X took the place of character Y?", and then the rest are either the Zombie episode or the episodes with their silly little multiverse OCs storyline

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the definition of mid. Excellent animation, but as people have pointed out both the concepts and executions for a lot of the stories are really shite. Dr. Strange is, as usual, the best thing left in the MCU.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Doctor Strange episode was better than DSII.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Carol episode
    No care

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1602

    Why am I afraid some moron is going to mention slavery and imperialism?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mention

      Oh you sweet summer child.

      You WILL listen to an overly long lecture about this from writers who's plot is half baked, full of holes and contradictions in between one dimensional shitty character writing. You best believe those boring villains are getting dumbed all the way down. Any time they can use a message to crap out a badly written mess and use it as a shield, they will.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you are close to the likely answer. They'll probably say the 1602 avengers helped natives stop the English invaders (Spanish is okay, because they think they are brown and it's Florida lol.) Fast forward to a heckin progressive future America with no racism, current avengers is 70 black. Hulk is a native, 2 Mexicans somewhere and Black Widow is still white

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        do people actually think the spanish were ok or better than the english?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spaniards yes, people not so much.
          That was a jab at Marvel writers being wholly ignorant to all things outside of their echo chamber. The average non Hispanic American forgets Spain is in Europe, and it was the different indios they bred with that made them browner.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ all of them sound boring as frick except 1602, any MCUgays care to explain why should i care about any of the other titles?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Black Widow What If
    >No Eternals What If
    >No No Way Home What If
    >No Multiverse of Madness What If
    >No Love and Thunder What If
    >No Wakanda Forever What If

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they cant do nwh cuz of sony

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure they could if they wanted to. I'm sure Sony likes money. And it'd be the most popular episode without a doubt.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i doubt disney cares enough about what if to pay sony whatever they would ask for

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What If was being worked on sometime before/after Endgame. That's why there's no scenarios for Black Widow, Shang Chi, Eternals, etc. There probably won't be any Marvel TV scenarios until after they wrap up the Kang storylines.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no, What if We Wrote a Good Story episode
    Welp.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>2x01: What If Nebula Joined the Nova Corps?
    >>2x02: What If Peter Quill Attacked Earth's Mightiest Heroes?
    >>2x03: What If Kahhori Reshaped the World?
    >>2x04: What If Hela found the Ten Rings?
    >>2x05: What If lron Man Crashed into the Grandmaster?
    >>2x06: What If Happy Hogan Saved Christmas?
    >>2x07: What If Captain Carter Fought the Hydra Stomper?
    >>2x08: What If The Avengers Assembled in 1602?
    >>2x09: What If Strange Supreme Intervened?
    Again all about the MCU

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      these feel like they went thru a random word generator

      pretty sure this was always meant to be synergized which i wouldnt mind if it wasnt so bad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Again all about the MCU
      Duh? That's the whole point, "What if this happened in the movies instead of that?"
      How could you possibly think it would be anything different?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>2x02: What If Peter Quill Attacked Earth's Mightiest Heroes?
    He'd lose?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What iff...? The Brood instead of the Chitauri invaded?

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What If The Avengers Assembled in 1602
    Please God, not like this

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love Nebula. Don't care about the rest.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No MODOK stuff
    Pass. Do "What if MODOK escaped the quantum realm."

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) All of these sound boring as shit. Why are there no interesting "What if?" stories in this show? "What if Nebula got a job?" "What if Thor threw a party?" Who gives a frick?
    2) Weren't we supposed to get the Gamora episode from Season 1 in this season? Have they just given up on that? Or is she actually a side character in someone else's episode in which case why was she chosen to be on Uatu's Avengers team?
    3) I can't wait to see how many times Tony dies this season. Maybe in one episode they can have him die by slipping on a banana peel!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2) Weren't we supposed to get the Gamora episode from Season 1 in this season? Have they just given up on that? Or is she actually a side character in someone else's episode in which case why was she chosen to be on Uatu's Avengers team
      Episode 5

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, from an episode about Tony and Grandmaster, Uatu chose Gamora?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know, "we have to do it like this because we already set it up" and "she's a female character, she gets narrative priority" aside, to be perfectly fair Gamora did think she killed Thanos in the Reality Stone illusion. Gamora is someone that has grown up under Thanos' hand. She should logically know how strong he is, roughly how much he can take in pitched battle-especially since he enjoys it so much. With all that knowledge she apparently thought the dinky knife he gave her was enough to kill him with a good stab to where I assume a Titan's heart is.

          Also she's much more used to fighting without the suit, and the scale of the Infinity Battle is such that the most vital person ended up being Black Widow because she was overlooked while Infinity Ultron was being annoyed by Thor and being barely held back by Strange. Tony kickboxes too and his suit is pretty buff, but maybe Uatu thought he was a bit too reliant on it and they needed a black ops-type edge to get one over him? It's dumb Batman preptime shit logic but hey-look at how alt-Killmonger is wanked almost as hard as alt-T'challa.

          Also let's be real here: The MCU Grandmaster is a fricking joke. He is no cosmic being at all, if he was he wouldn't look like he was about to shit his pants after the uprising on his world.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I was by no means suggesting that Grandmaster should've been chosen in Gamora's place, it was more "Why not take Gamora from an episode/story that's actually about Gamora?" Why does he choose her from a story about Tony? All this time I assumed there was some Gamora-centric story we were missing out on, but judging by the episode's own synopsis it sounds like it's more about Tony and Grandmaster. That makes no sense. Everyone else was the main character of their respective episode.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, yeah I get you then. Fair enough. Some of these like the Captain Carter think reek of someone desperately trying to make Captain Carter a thing, but others are kind of incomprehensible.

              I still can't get over the idea I'm supposed to believe the Ten Rings are anything but a speedbump to Hela, after how hard they wanked the Asgardian royal family when Thor isn't being a frickup. Which to be fair, he usually is.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Some of these like the Captain Carter think reek of someone desperately trying to make Captain Carter a thing
                Also my brain is tired and I'm spouting nonsense, what I meant was some of the episodes feel like they're there to pitch a specific character or storyline the writers really want to animate even if it has less to do with the original premise of the existing heroes, but an alternate possibility.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No worries, I understood what you mean. Gamora and T'Challa-Lord definitely felt like that. I suppose Captain Carter did too, but at least she kinda makes sense and I'm always a bawd for more Hayley.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't hate the Captain Carter episode too much, especially since non-super soldier Steve still got plenty of time to be a badass and get shit done.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a waste.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol after 10 years disney don't even produce a single animated movie or a marvel comics cartoon, they only think about these mcu garbage

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What If Hela found the Ten Rings?
    I thought the ten rings were a terrorist organization and the mandarin was bin laden. Is it just what he Hela was in Afghanistan?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actual, proper Mandarin (along with his actual Ten Rings of Power or whatever they're called) was the villain in Shang-Chi.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That explains it, I'm not watching that shit lol

        Still kinda lazy to just reuse it when they already did their mandarin shit, even if they did frick it up

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah they quickly backpedaled in a comic released not too long after IM3 where Hammer was constantly dodging assassination attempts in prison because the real Mandarin was pissed. That quick joke scene of him being one guy's b***h was because that guy protecting him was basically the only thing keeping him alive.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shang-Chi was actually one of the few good post-Endgame movies, I thought. Especially if you like martial arts and Asian fantasy and dragons/kaiju. Plus, if you liked Trevor in Iron Man 3, he comes back too.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw all the original What If comics became real in comics
    >tfw all the show What Ifs are boring as frick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I first saw the rumor of Feige making a What If cartoon, I was excited as I was thinking of animated Shooter era stories. It sucked when I realized it would be MCU.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>2x08: What If The Avengers Assembled in 1602?
    Literally the only one that sounds good. And only if they keep the witchbreed subplot.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 seasons of What If
    >STILL no "What if the other half got snapped?"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how they manage to pick the worst what ifs. If you're gonna do MCU what ifs a lot of them seem really easy to think of.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still want "What if Chris Evans was the Sorcerer Supreme" which is just 5 minutes of the Evans laugh meme until Dormammu begs him that he'll leave Earth alone if he just stops laughing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'd have to be a 2 parter.
      Episode 1 ends with Peter and Shuri making the time machine.
      Episode 2 would be the most fun cause of the alternate time heist.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Episode 1 ends with Peter and Shuri making the time machine.
        It would probably be Hank, Hope & Janet working with Shuri. Maybe add in Peter Parker, who could bring in his school friends.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >More MCU shit

    Just give me an actual "What If" series with comics characters, people want to see the X-Men and Fantastic Four, not "literally who?" like Kahhori

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The second episode is apparently about 80s Avengers (Ant-Man, Wasp, Red Guardian) vs Ego the Living Planet.

    The ninth episode is actually a mecha kaiju battle between the Avengers and Surtr with a specific focus on Strange and Wanda.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, frick, just off the top of my head without really thinking too much about it:
    >What if the other half got Blipped?
    >What if any of Loki's various schemes worked?
    >What if the Titan Team successfully got the Gauntlet off Thanos?
    >What if Thanos led the 2012 invasion himself?
    >What if various villains survived and formed an "Evil Avengers" to fight the Avengers?
    >What if Abomination was on the Avengers instead of the Hulk?
    >What if Ghost was on the Avengers?
    >What if Tony fought actual Wenwu instead of Aldritch and Trevor pretending to be him?
    >What if there was no Civil War and all the Avengers were united against the Sokovia Accords?
    >What if the other Avengers were with Wanda and gave a shit that SWORD had Vision's body?
    >What if Quicksilver didn't die?
    >What if the Winter Soldier was Peggy Carter?
    >What if Ultron worked as intended as a defense system and never went evil?
    >What if Thor never got humbled by Odin and remained conflict-hungry?
    >What if Nick called Carol in to help in Avengers 1, Age of Ultron, and Infinity War?
    >What if Thor and Hulk were present in Civil War? What if Nick Fury was present in Civil War?
    >What if Asgard was never destroyed?
    >What if the Ten Rings simply killed Tony when they captured him?
    >What if Hawkeye, Ant-Man, and the Wasp were present in Infinity War?
    >What if Tony was alive for the events of Far From Home and No Way Home?
    >What if Janet said something about Kang before it was far too late?
    >What if Steve sacrificed himself to kill Thanos and Tony survived instead?
    >What if Infinity Stones worked in the TVA and Loki was able to escape immediately?
    >What if the events of Endgame weren't meant to be and the Avengers were arrested by the TVA?
    >What if Tony, Strange, and Peter went back to Earth in Infinity War instead of continuing on to Titan?
    There, that's enough plots for like five or six seasons. Maybe they're not all winners, but they're all far more interesting than the boring shit What If...? has actually given us.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>What if any of Loki's various schemes worked?

      we all gonna die

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to pick & choose in a post, but the vast majority of these are way better than what we are getting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What if various villains survived and formed an "Evil Avengers" to fight the Avengers?
      >What if Abomination was on the Avengers instead of the Hulk?
      >What if Ghost was on the Avengers?

      Thunderbolts.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thunderbolts.
        When I say "villains," I mean more than just "a bunch of spies, a couple of whom have powers." I mean a team comprised of Thanos, Hela, Ultron, Kaecilius, etc. The Thunderbolts also doesn't answer how well Abomination would work with the Avengers. And talking about this has actually made me think of another plot:
        >What if the MCU's villains had to defend the Earth from Thanos?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I mean a team comprised of Thanos, Hela, Ultron, Kaecilius, etc.

          That's just stupid.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't imagine almost any of those characters working well together.

            What's the matter, anons? You've never read a good "The villains team up to take out the hero(es)" story before?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't imagine almost any of those characters working well together.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What if the MCU's villains had to defend the Earth from Thanos?
          That said, that idea has merit. Like in a "What if the first movie's villains had to be the Avengers" when Loki invades. Like a dark Avengers team consisting of
          >Iron Monger
          >Red Skull
          >Abomination
          and probably someone they pull from later movies like Yellowjacket and someone from Asgard to fill for Thor since obviously Loki can't do it.
          Not brought together out of any desire to be heroes, but because they can't take over the world or sell weapons if the world gets taken over/destroyed by someone else.

          [...]
          What's the matter, anons? You've never read a good "The villains team up to take out the hero(es)" story before?

          More that I can't see any of their interests really aligning and don't really see how they'd work together.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I can't see any of their interests really aligning
            Isn't "We can't do what we want to do as long as the Avengers are around, so let's get rid of the Avengers" enough of an aligning interest?
            >don't really see how they'd work together
            Isn't that half the fun, though? Their conflicting personalities and trying to figure out a good way to work together if they're going to beat the Avengers? They can even have an understanding amongst themselves that once the Avengers are gone, they're all going to fight each other because they all want to be the one that "wins" the Earth.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>What if Rocket's friends survived?

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, it feels like absolutely no one gives a shit about the MCU anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like because it’s gotten too big and interconnected now so it’s fatigue from needing to watch how many movies and shows for shit to make sense.
      They’ve literally turned into those old comic blurbs “want to see how this new character came from/event they referencing, go read issue #__!”

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, the movies and shows are shit quality. Thats why no one watches them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The last phase was bigger (time wise) than the previous 4

        Shows are adding very little

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is Kahhori?

    Also I still can't get over the Hela vs Mandarin as anything except a brutal stomp on the chinks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who the frick is Kahhori?
      An OC Donut Steel

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Carol has no ass fake

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What if Carol had an ass

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2x07: What If Captain Carter Fought the Hydra Stomper?
    >2x08: What If The Avengers Assembled in 1602?
    >2x09: What If Strange Supreme Intervened?

    The only ones I am interested in. It's unbelievable that most of these are so amazingly bland.

    >2x01: What If Nebula Joined the Nova Corps?

    Okay? What if she did? What is the implied effect of difference?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Okay? What if she did? What is the implied effect of difference?
      Her in the Nova Corps will probably make the plot of GOTG 1 happen differently, since the crew all meet up in a Nova Prison and the Original Nebula was egging Ronan on in the movie. It could also show us the Nova Corps getting crushed by Thanos which was offscreened in Infinity War.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for answering

        >It could also show us the Nova Corps getting crushed by Thanos which was offscreened in Infinity War.

        Really, that happened? Damn, I didn't remember that. Why is the Nova Corps so... NOTHING in these movies?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Really, that happened? Damn, I didn't remember that.
          It did. Thanos invading the Nova Corps HQ in order to retrieve the Power Stone, a scene I'd been looking forward to since GOTG, was reduced to Thor mentioning "[Thanos] has the Power Stone ever since he invaded Xandar last week" in an offhand comment.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Thanos invading the Nova Corps HQ in order to retrieve the Power Stone,
            That sounds awesome. Why not put that in the movie? No one will complain about an extra five minutes in a film.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Presumably they wanted to save the big Thanos jobbing intro for him directly fricking up our characters (namely Thor and the Hulk) to both jumpstart their plots and for bigger jobber points. Not that I disagree, but I'd figure this was the logic.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              probably going to be part of the nova show/movie

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Thanos invading the Nova Corps HQ in order to retrieve the Power Stone,
            That sounds awesome. Why not put that in the movie? No one will complain about an extra five minutes in a film.

            Presumably they wanted to save the big Thanos jobbing intro for him directly fricking up our characters (namely Thor and the Hulk) to both jumpstart their plots and for bigger jobber points. Not that I disagree, but I'd figure this was the logic.

            Shooting that scene and then uploading it onto YouTube as a "Prelude to Infinity War" a week before the movie's release would've been an absolutely killer marketing move.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, shit, yeah. That would've been awesome.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Besides the reason anon mentioned here

              Presumably they wanted to save the big Thanos jobbing intro for him directly fricking up our characters (namely Thor and the Hulk) to both jumpstart their plots and for bigger jobber points. Not that I disagree, but I'd figure this was the logic.

              , the big rumor is if they ever get a Nova project off of the ground, that flashback will be used as an Origin for whichever Nova they pick.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ronan overpowered Xandar's defenses with one ship and one blast from a stone. Thanos would stop the Nova Corps flat.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, yeah. But it's still a scene I was wanting to see.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People still watch MCU shows? Why? I could had sworn people lost all hope after Wandavision and Shang Chi

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I could had sworn people lost all hope after Mrs. Marvel and Quantumania
      Fixed

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, now. The episodes that weren't about the fricking genie people and focused on Kamala's home life was great, and Kamala is a great character. If you want a MCU show that made people give up all hope, look at She-Hulk.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, even Loki felt divisive. I for one didn't like it at all, mainly because I still find it fricking baffling a Loki that has never been trained by the Asgardian family is effortlessly thwarting an organisation that can deal with Thanos offscreen.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another thing we should probably remember is the stupid secondary 'what if?'s that would happen in each episode. Like how in "What if someone was killing the Avengers?" the 'what if' was ACTUALLY "What if Hope became a SHIELD agent and then died?" Shit like that pissed me off.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Loki just conquers Earth in the wake of Thor's death
      >Odin and Frigg are apparently fine with this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Odin and Frigg would be too grieved to care about Earth in the short term. Or Odin was in his Odin sleep. Or Loki hid his acitivites from them. Or Loki killed them. You see how overthinking small details doesn't mean anything and just makes the story messy?

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >also no rumored WandaVision musical episode

    Still also, don't expect the live-action actors to reprise their VA roles due to the SAG-AFTRA strike (but they are allowed to VA in episodic animated series like this one).

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if people still gave a frick about the MCU?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All it takes is one more heckin' Spider-Man crossover, man. People are suckers for that shit.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    still waiting for What if Disney sold Marvel?

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>2x06: What If Happy Hogan Saved Christmas?
    This implies that Happy Hogan did not save Christmas in the main timeline.
    This makes me sad.
    Why would you do this, Feige?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's alluding to the fake Mandarin guy's Extremis invasion right? I mean. He's kind of out of his weight division.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I am only watching last episode huh

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sad that 1602 will probably be butchered for PoC brownie points.
    I really loved the original run and still disappointed by the shit that came after.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      1602 is honestly one of the better things Gaiman has done, and I think it's kind of underrated

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2x10: What If OP Wasn't A homosexual?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impossible anon, there's no such universe in any reality.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2x11: What If You Could Get Some b***hes?
        >2x12: What If You Weren't A Disappointment To Your Parents?
        >2x13: What If You Put The Barrel Of A Loaded Gun In Your Mouth And Pulled The Trigger?

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IF Marvel wasn't brought by The Mouse?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you say this ironically but i would love for an episode like that itd fit with some of the more quirky what ifs

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