What if seinfeld still on TV?

What if seinfeld still on TV?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jery get ipad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Jerry has to call for an Uber because he let Kramer borrow his car
      >Kramer is the Uber driver
      >Still charges Jerry for the ride

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol. I wish the israelites woldn't have turned everything up to 11, then we could have had this!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But what if the ipad got jery?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >George picks up a troony on tinder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > if you don't want to date a transexual, just cancel the date.
      > I can't Jerry, He could tell my boss i'm transphobic and get me fired!
      > she.
      > what?
      > She could tell your boss you're transphobic and get you fired.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't cancel the date because he's into sports and they're jelling. George avoids sex for 2 weeks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >George: "Jerry this troony actually is about my size. She still has all her old clothes. Armani suits, Gucci shoes, velvet outfits. I'm sitting on a gold mine, Jerry!"
      >Jerry: "But you have to have sex with a troony."
      >George: "I've considered that."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why do you gay writers spend so much time on 4chin instead of just making actual well written scrips so there is something other than Black person fests in the cinema?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >comedy is completely dead in media
          >if your scripts aren't filled with "white man bad" "orange man bad" and "never forget January 6th" good luck getting a job in Hollywood

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          do you really think no one has time off that they can shitpost and only project that anons are here 24/7?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >my tokens jerry, they're getting funged

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kramer and Newman sell used masks during the covid pandemic, infecting thousands

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      infected with what? but seriously it would be better if they started a gig selling positive china flu test so that people could get their two weeks paid sick leave. they basically kidnapped some hobo from the street who was china flu positive and keep him in kramers apparment to churn out positive tests. jerry complains about it and compares it to slavery but something something cant kick him out onto the street

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry gets cancelled after one show at the comedy club

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry lookin kida sus

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry - Logan Paul
    George- xqc
    Elaine- pokimane
    Kramer- pewdiepie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who tf are these people

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >who tf are these people
        These are the morons that zoomers worship. They also donate $ to them.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >jery get ipad
    >kramer has gooner cave, stumbles upon elaine
    >elaine has titty asmr twitch stream
    >newman is mod
    >george is simp that gets banned

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Elaine dates guy on tinder that is actually in high school, after she dumps him he shoots up Monks
    >Kramer hit and eventually has his hospital bed moved to Jerry's living room
    >George dates Kramer's private nurse
    >Jerry tries to test positive for Covid so Kramer will have to leave his apartment and he does this by hanging out at Newman's place because he has the newest variant.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Kramer? What are you doing here?"
    >"Ring-a-ding-ding, Jerry"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky 7s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"Hello... Courier"
      >"Hello... Victor"

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kramer: Hang in there George, we'll get you outta there!
    George: And how!? I'm STUCK in here!
    Kramer: Don't worry about it (turns to Jerry) my friend Bob Sacamano got stuck in one of these non-euclidean anomalies once.
    Jerry: Wasn't he the guy who read all those Lovecraft stories?
    Kramer: Ooooh yeah, big Lovecraftian nut. Read all of them.
    Jerry: Hey, did you know Lovecraft had a cat?
    Kramer: A cat?
    Jerry: Yeah a cat, and you'll never guess what its name was.
    George: How can you talk about Black personMAN at a time like this? I'm disintegrating here, Jerry!
    Kramer: "Black personman?" I kinda like the sound of that.
    George: KRAMER!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >posting that debunked bleddit pic
      Frick off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >debunked

        https://my.matterport.com/show/?m=zEWsxhZpGba&play=1&qs=1

        Doesn't take a genius to figure out the hallway is impossible, have you even watched the show?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Your example literally shows the hallway existing. They got Kramer's side of the wall wrong and it should be expanding slightly outward.
          You can see it in this pic.
          The pic you posted shows the cabinets going way too far back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >*audience laughs*
      >Jerry turns toward the camera: "Stop laughing, it's not funny."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a george clips into the backrooms episode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's actually just the infinite space of the post office where Newman works

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >George keeps trying to be a competitive esports streamer but constantly gets blown out by actual children
    >someone says they can hook him up with a trainer which George eagerly accepts
    >the trainer arrives but it's not a person who will make George better, it's a program that will help George cheat at the game
    >reluctant at first, George rapidly becomes entranced with the ability to 360 no scope aimbot noobs while he barely pays attention and does whacky things on camera pretending he's so good he doesn't even need to pay that much attention to the game
    >becomes one of the wieneriest and meanest players constantly insulting everyone he beats including some guy named RealBlue786 that he viciously mocks
    >copes by saying that kids don't even care about the gameplay anyways Jerry! No one remembers the touch down they just remember the dance afterward!
    >the internet easily finds out how he's cheating and makes videos on it
    >kids are throwing monsters and mountain dew at him on the street
    >a mob forms and chases George into the police station where he begs the cop to help it
    >the cop turns his monitor around and we can see that his monitor is the game George was playing
    >player character RealBlue786
    >cops badge number is 786
    >episode ends with the freeze frame of George getting thrown out of the station into the arms of the angry gamer mob

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Elaine starts getting into femaleDatingStrategy
    >calls George a LVM when he isn’t listening

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jerry gets cancelled after a picture of him with Trump way in the background resurfaces on Twitter
    >Amazon starts eating into J. Peterman's sales, Elaine becomes a porch pirate in retaliation
    >George pretends to be non-binary so he can use the special bathroom at work
    >Kramer bought all of the N95 masks in Manhattan to scalp them but now that the pandemic is over he can't get rid of them

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jery get ipad

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh, Kramer low-key a racist kinda mid tho, respectfully.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    every show on tv is a bunch of israelites like Seinfield.

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