What if Star Wars, but good?

I'm only an hour in, and I'm willing to be proven wrong, but so far this just seems like "what if Star Wars, but good?"

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the movie falls apart around the hour mark. very clear this is a botched edit and the real snyder cut will be better.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the movie is shit, but the Snyder cut will be a bigger and steamier pile of shit

      Ok.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that there are two cuts at all is such an obvious bullshit scam from netflix

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Call me a pajeet bot but I unironically think the extended cut will save this movie. My only real issue with this movie are it's atrocious pacing and total lack of real characterization. But of which can be fixed by adding 90 mins to the film.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re either a shill or a moron, it was total dog shit from beginning to end. Absolute slop. Not to mention disgustingly woke and anti-white.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it woke or anti-white?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        All white guys are evil. All POCs are heroes. Doesn’t get any more clear than that.

        And no, Michiel Huisman is not white. He’s israeli.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The village is made up of nothing but Nordic.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are u fricking moronic? They were all NPC extras with no dialog or screen time. The two whites who talked got murdered or nearly raped. have a nice day, moron. All the heroic MCs were POCs.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair it smells a lot like Netflix's diversity department had a hand in it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >LIVE IN THE GREATEST WHITE COUNTRY IN HISTORY
                >No longer allowed to make movies with white casts

                How the frick did things get so bad?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jews?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Off yourself, you massive crying homosexual. You think the original Star Wars trilogy is anti-white too? Or are you just a literal NPC falling for the anti-Snyder campaign? All the Imperials (clearly Nazis) in Star Wars were white men, and they made sure to give them British accents too.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not that smart, are you?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Smarter than you, homosexual.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hurr durr a film with nothing but white people in it is somehow anti-white cause... I'm smart!
                Keep pretending like absolutely nothing has changed in the last 50 years until you can't lie to yourself anymore.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even know what you're trying to say anymore.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                My favorite part was when the yaas queen emasculates the hero by calling him short and immediately saves his skin like a BOSS. Me and my wife’s boyfriend cheered.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            How does anyone think these guys were portrayed positively. The first five minutes of the movie was a bunch of men trying to peer pressure Sofia into getting fricked by a dude she clearly wasn't into. And they were using religion as a justification for doing it. I think Zack might have watched a couple episodes of A Handmaiden's Tale.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it just seems like re skinned Star Wars. Like what if the original Star Wars had better graphics and like a 12% more emo tone

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if Star Wars, but but a total hack tried to copy it?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fell asleep 30 mins in and have no interest to continue.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t. It’s pure shit.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >but good

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP meant to say shit, not good

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What if Star Wars, Seven Samurai and Warhammer 40k but badly written and poorly acted

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars
      >What if Dune, Valerian, Flash Gordon and The Hidden Fortress

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wow, nobody here ever knew that

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some probably did, but all these dumbasses who call this movie a Star Wars ripoff clearly do not.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it was pretty fun.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    good morning

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