>What if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, and grab the President right out of the Oval Office?
>That's why you need a guy with a gun, a 5'6" girl with a baseball bat, another guy with a gun, a guy with some boomerangs, an MS13 mestizo with a lighter, a crocodile, a guy who can climb really well, a 5'2" girl with a sword and an archeologist who turned into a weird zombie witch (oh by the way she betrayed us immediately)...
>...you know, to stop Superman. So where's my off-the-books funding?
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Why cant she give kryptonite bullets to some spec ops team then instead of some schizo with a baseball bat
Mere soldiers can't be trusted with the Herculean task of taking down the almighty Supes-Baby
morons try to claim this shit is good lmao
Hold it, creep
what happened to his reflex?
why didn't he notice kryptonite before getting shot?
that's his first time encountering it
>what happened to his reflex?
>why didn't he notice kryptonite before getting shot?
He's used to earthly ammunition just bouncing off his pecs.
This is why we need a 5’6” girl with a baseball bat
this is even worse than when tranime pauses the fight between every move to have spectators or an inner monologue explain what's going on
Why couldn't the movies be like this instead of the slip we got?
So much for being faster than a speeding bullet
OFFICIAL SUICIDE SQUAD MOVIE POWER RANKINGS
1. Hell To Pay
2. The Suicide Squad
3. Assault on Arkham
<POWER GAP>
4. Suicide Squad
Is Hell to Pay that good?
Hell to Pay is literally what the live action suicide squad movies should be.
No idea wtf any of these are and I won’t be watching.
hell to pay and assault on arkham are part of the dcamu
the other two are live action and part of the dceu
>won't be watching hell to pay
gay
Based trips
Also Assault on Arkham is from the vidya Bam Ham series moron
0.5 Birds of prey
They completely fricked up the premise of the Suicide Squad. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR GOVERNMENT'S SECRET DIRTY MISSIONS, not in case fricking Supes go rogue. I hate the Hollywood execs with a passion
https://youtube.com/shorts/fi2QcQZLL-g?feature=share3
it is tho...? She says that for hollywood audience sake, but its a lie. Waller does whatever she wants.
AND YET, they use them to fight a Superman-tier threat instead of, like, retrieving a mcguffin from a secure facility of something
based desk jockey half-assing it until she can punch out at 12 on Friday
>an MS13 mestizo with a lighter
Ayer just really likes mexican gang culture, complaining about this is like complaining about tarantino including foot perv stuff or john woo doing wire action kino shit.
his character sucked and did nothing 1 step above the lizard
I dunno, he was alright.
i'll complain about whatever i want gay
>some people like moronic things and calling them morons for it is bad
IDK man, I think Harley Quinn could beat Superman
yep she's insane so she could do something lolrandum and throw superman off balance
I think the industry and the audience are ready for a Harley V Superman parody of Batman V Superman, using the original actors, the internet would MELT
I guess the key would be to make the fight not completely ridiculous, and the bar it has to clear is just to make more sense than the one in BvS
>the internet would MELT
unfathomably cringe and box office poison.
Do yourself a solid and never post again,
I know Cinemaphile would hate it, you need to think like a normie
Harley v Superman is literally the next Barbenheimer
>more sense than the one in BvS
Only low intelligence dipshits didn't get the fight between Supes and Batman.
>before we get started ...
>do you have a mother ?
what did Batman mean by this
She would make him eat her ass until he died of oxygen deficiency
Superman doesnt breathe
Yes he does. Pic related. Harley Quinn's ass cheeks would form a perfect vacuum seal that would suffocate him.
not Margot Robbie's ass cheeks though
I unno. You ever seen a drunk native american climb really fricking high with rope before irl? Shit is kinda freaky.
She's a manipulative sociopath working into getting her own no-accountabilty wet job death squad. Superman is just the angle she uses to rack up the fear in her superior to get what she wants.
The movie has many faullts, but this is just silly nitpicking.
>Superman is just the angle she uses to rack up the fear in her superior to get what she wants
but why is her superior a fricking moron
>morons don’t get into positions of power all the time
He hated the idea, until on the spot one of her recruits raided an Iranian intelligence HQ and stole their secrets.
It's a hell of a pitch
It's not nitpicking. It's sn actual plot hole.
It's not nitpicking, it's shitty writing. I know people who read comic books and the people who write them are borderline morons and the standards in comic books are incredibly low. But everyone else demands something better and they should
Is lying too difficult for your autist mind to comprehend?
>gather a team and have them travel miles
>just so they can escort Waller a few floors up to the roof
>not escort her to a safe location
>just to a helicopter on the roof of the same building where they picked her up
The people in charge of the plot in the first movie are idiots.
Why do they hire the most basic nogs to be in film
To be fair, Waller is literally just a black middle-aged overweight bureaucrat
it's about sending a message
I liked Suicide Squad 2021 and Peacemaker and I don't care what you guys think
How does Lois teleport? Tell me, Zack. I need answers.
>MS13 mestizo with a lighter
that guy was actually pretty powerful. Not gonna stop Supes but he could stop lower level superhumans. Croc was prettystrong too. And the weird zombie witch would have been useful except for the whole betrayal thing (especially since Superman is weak against magic)