What if you had a symbiote, Anon?

What if you had a symbiote, Anon?

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  1. 6 months ago
    guy

    You're implying that I don't already have one

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that symbiote turns you gay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having a symbiote makes you a John k gay?

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEXXO
    But realistically I would just have a buddy to chill with. We could play games, go on adventures, play some pranks, hit the gym and get juicy swole brah, etc

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      same as , frick around with my new friend and maybe scare some people on the street as a joke

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would kill me, wouldn't it?
    Or is it all physical perks with these creatures?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The symbiote lore is all over the place with that.
      For arguments sake here are the effects outside the powers like minor shapeshifting, strength etc.
      >it won't try to kill you by attacking you directly, but would cause your body to wither as more and more of it becomes linked to the symbiote
      >UNLESS you feed it brains, or a mix of chocolate and a few other things
      >it will feel your emotions and magnify them greatly
      >early on your emotions and actions will teach the symbiote how to behave, similar to a small child watching how their parent reacts to the world
      >the symbiote's will and your own will fight at times for control of the body

      Assuming you can feed it a steady and proper diet and you keep as calm as possible, you could shape the symbiote toward being a friend/ally and part of you.

      Otherwise the symbiote will control your body fully and will eventually devour you entirely.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eat away at my brain
        >make me more depressed
        >would be like a manic ADD child constantly yapping in my ear about all the stupid ideas I've had but never got around to
        It sounds like a pretty terrible life, honestly. I'm too lazy to eat fricking meals at times, you think I'm keeping a steady supply of chocolate in the house? It's hard enough for me to keep chocolate around even WITHOUT a symbiote.

        What color(s) would you want the symbiote to be?

        Purple or black/purple would be cool.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neat, purple is a good one.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it's either Alzheimer's or Little Shop of Horrors?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Possibly. Or you get kick ass powers and a forever best friend and potential lover

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly bastard time just like the one from Moon Girl

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      four arms?!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would exclusively target gang members and drug houses, slaughter everyone inside, and take only the money. I would repeat this vicious process until gang violence stopped or they were all dead.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd have to target the cia, fbi and doj and their lawyers for it to stop

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Figure out a means to fly. Why can't symbiotes fly, they do everything else. Super strength, super speed, super agility, super endurance, regeneration, and boost intelligence some too.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would be fairly heavy, so wings would be iffy. You could use your strength to jump high and then glide.
      Just be careful high up, unless you want to end up like Angelo Fortunato

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know the new lore for symbiotes, but their king/creator is some guy that is a space dragon or something? So rather than mimic Spider-Man's kit like all the symbiotes seem to do for whatever reason, I would mimic his kit.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          We don't talk about Knull and the lore rewrites

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will personally always talk about Knull and the lore rewrites because it saved symbiotes from the Green Lantern knock-off hell that Bendis tried to send them into.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah... Space Knight is almost fun if it had been OC character and species. Bendis completely lacks balls because he doesn't make his OCs for his OC ideas and instead stuff existing character into his OC idea

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Continue to rot in my room, unchanged from my current situation.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Close, I have parasites.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, Non-Lethal Protector

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would just swing around town all day and only help white people. Eventually people would start tipping me and i would eat at white owned establishments to recirculate money to whites.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    An unimprinted Symbiote or one that has Spider-Powers?

    With an unimprinted Symbiote I'd probably just be a lot hungrier and meaner

    With a Spider symbiote I'd probably play some Minecraft

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be great if it was also my gf.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What color(s) would you want the symbiote to be?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silver seems like it would be really cool

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gun metal grey with a dull metallic sheen. The face, only a mouth with no eyes. Top of the head have two small horns like Daredevil.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hunt Cryptics

  15. 6 months ago
    Boco

    Unless it eats auto-immune diseases, I die.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pink blue and white
    >Everyone calls me a Pride/Trans representative
    >Jokes on them, I specifically eat those people, especially if they are using their status as "disenfranchised" to prey upon innocents.
    >The media calls me a villain because I specifically eat these people
    >The people know I am a hero, because I prey on the wolves who would prey upon the sheep.
    >My name is Turf, but you can call me the CEO of Based.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon's symbiote is constantly getting an upset stomach and feeling ill from eating those brains

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as it's pic related. I want to cure people. I would be running through Children's Cancer Hospital and removing their cancer. T_T

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon was then merc'd by the government for disrupting the healthcare market and his symbiote was retrieved by the military for usage in furthering billionaires goals

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has tentacle dicks by the hundreds
      >only two chicks
      You can make it 200 anon

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I would probably feel inclined to eat people. Would probably be worth it if symbiotes cure depression.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lots of murder

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't mind Scream in Spider-Man 2.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even a symbiote would leave me as it finds me notparker and too clingy, somehow. Play it again, Sam.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would I still be able to listen to music?

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it a girl symbiote or a boy symbiote?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're genderless so it can be whatever you want it to be

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My health would certainly be better since being a Symbiote host should grant you a healing factor. No longer have to be concern about food related allergies and being capable of eating the things that I used to be capable of eating. Just feed the Symbiote chocolate and keep it satisfy.

    Most likely not going to be out there playing superhero. Just going to continue living my life and be a civilian. If I am a witness to a crime in progress and people's lives are endangered, then I will act. Not going to commute into the city just to look for crime to fight.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna be Carnage.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they make studying easier, finally get my master's degree

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