What if you saw this outside your window what would you do?

What if you saw this outside your window what would you do?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would just look at him and hope he doesn't kill me.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    come in, i'll brew some coffee.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder why the world became so pixelly

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be shocked at first, then I'd wonder whose house this is.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's rape time.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Break, break, break, break into a song
    in case this is a compila...tion!

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to the dungeon.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sing along with him

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say it to his lack of face that he is, indeed, ugly.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ayo that's my homie Jack Skellington, I'd invite him in

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I open the window and nicely explain to him what is this.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Invite him inside for some tea.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Send an army of tumbl b***hes after him.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drive him away with rib tickling skeletal puns. I've got no bone to pick. I just want to see if he'd find me humerus.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What if you saw this outside your window what would you do?

    Realize I'm in a bad trip and take a break from shrooms for a while.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be confused whether it's Halloween or Christmas time since this motherfricker shows up at both

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd introduce myself, and my friends, Donald and Goofy.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if I forgot to give him candy

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd sternly demand that he bring me to Sally so I can frick the leaf stuffing out of her.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wave hi to my main man, Jack Skellington

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess I would learn why the man from Kentucky knows him as Mr. Unlucky.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to know that story so badly

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strip naked and fight him while screaming my own name.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since Jack is the king of halloween town and basically should be the highest expert in scaring people, is he basically pennywise without the malice? I wonder if they're on the same power level, I imagine Jack would think pennywise is just a prick like oogie for abusing his power.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >should be the highest expert in scaring people
      If we're gonna go by traditional lore, he should be more of a prankster than anything.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not out to kill you, but he's not out to traumatize you with the ultimate horror either.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's scared people to death though

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SURPRISED, AREN'T YOU?

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asses my weaknesses. Find out what my weaknesses are and knuckle down. Grind until I can overcome then flourish.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your weakness is asses?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Is that the guy from fortnite?"

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit myself

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AIIIIEEEEEE, SAVE ME SANTA-SAMA!

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look him in the eyesockets, drop my pants, and start jerking off furiously as he says,
    >"What's this, there's white stuff in the air"

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back from ramadan town I see

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