What if you snuck up behind him and fired a 12 gauge into the back of his head

What if you snuck up behind him and fired a 12 gauge into the back of his head

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'd probably thank you and say that's refreshing.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing would happen. He’s already dead. He’s either redirect dead WW1 vet in movies or a demon who tries to take over as Satan in Barker’s Scarlett Gospels

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they killed him in the book iirc

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Satan himself killed Pinhead in the book
        and it was pretty stupid

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s one most powerful horror villains. Which is ironic since had most pathetic death in all of horror. Many reasons why I hate Hellraiser

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck nerd.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pulverized brain means no control over his bowels, so he'll shit in his pants.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE BOX

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw a well-meaning autist who simply likes puzzles

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking Box. Causes nothing but shit.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which movie is this from

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hellraiser II.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          HE WAS A CONSUL OF THE LABYRINTH!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene alone makes Hellraiser 2 essential horror viewing. A memorable visual.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A billion hooks would appear in the air and flay you

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    circus music plays while he reconstructs

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be the equivalent of 100 orgasms, he loves pain. The only way to stop him is do things that an edgelord would hate

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      like what? I haven't seen the movies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        pray

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          blessed, I will now watch your movie. 🙂

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't actually seen the movie I was just guessing

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              well now I'm even more curious

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so could you just make him OD on fentanyl

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no pain from a shotgun blast that destroys your brain.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you know for sure anon?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just pretend non of the sequels happened and Pinhead and Cenobites are not human or demons but inner dimensional which originally suppose to be. Before movies and Barker himself fricked that up

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know you can never escape TRUE horror

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Christopher Evan Welch?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don 't think the filmmaker even knew who it was. It looks like they grabbed a random guy on the set, stuck some pins on him, and rolled film.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snuck's not a word. You went to Hell anon, you should know that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile isn't X. You can't turn (you)s into dollars with such weak engagemebt bait.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was stupidly referencing this Jennifer Gardner moment on Conan that I saw earlier on this board today:

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”You humans bore me sometimes.”
    >you scream as you get pulled to pieces by hook thingies on chain thingies

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love the concept. Too bad most of them after 3 were just terrible. I hope one day a competent writer can fix this franchise.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cenobites have demon sixth sense abilities. They can sense if someone is sneaking up on them and if you tried with Pinhead, he'd hit you with his hook chains and trap you before you even fired your gun.

    Also, even if you DID shoot him, it would not hurt him. Cenobites are high level demons in Hell; the priest class of Satan's hierarchy. They are super fricking tough, made moreso by the fact that Cenobites are chosen because of their sadomasochist tendencies.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he has enough plot armor to somehow know you're coming

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that time pinhead became dr Manhattan
    Barker has been washed up for a while. Is there any hope for the franchise?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve seen the first two, anything else essential viewing?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 & 4 are goofy but watchable in a B movie way.
      After that It really goes downhill.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just know before or after that he said some dumb shit like “music rots your brain”

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No he doesn't talk

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn that album was a deep cut

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This guy was based

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          CD Head is love

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the movie's not great plot-wise and gets a bit goofy by the end, but visually it's a trip

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never watched his movies, l remember him from that scene in Robot Chicken.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’d probably coom then pull your skin off.

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