What if you were the son of a courtier growing up in Arendelle Castle? Would it be peak comfy?
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What if you were the son of a courtier growing up in Arendelle Castle? Would it be peak comfy?
What if you were the son of a courtier growing up in Arendelle Castle? Would it be peak comfy?
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I’d have sex with Anna
Sex with her in the halls while trying to avoid the royal guards and Elsa
Sex with her in the halls openly in front of the royal guards and Elsa.
Anna can still tongue her sister at night, but everyone will know that Elsa is a cuckqueen.
You would have a decent life, study in the castle libraries, learning engineering and possibly even magic if the court had a magician. Peak comfy? No, but close.
Would you even be allowed to go near the royal family? I don’t think courtiers can just go up to a Princess like that.
Yes actually. Suitable courtiers were kind of just thrown in to mingle with the royals as children every so often to see if any had potential as a friend or relation with the main family. (if they were friends and at peace)
You would be put into what amounts to a variety bag with other nobles children and dumped into what amounts as a big hall, fights would occur, Ouran Highschool Club shenanigans would ensue. Then ofc things would get more formal as you aged.
Being a royal brat sounds too risky. Serious kidnapping potential.
Why is Kirby the boy in the background?
Kirby has no limits. He just invades whenever he wants. Everyone is trying to ignore he is there, but the nightmare persists, and so doth Kirbo.
>mid-19th century Norway
Yes it would be peak comfy.
but then you'd have to live around norwegians
I would live in fear of the faceless mutant courtiers
the real question then is, would you romance anna or elsa?
Anna because she’s more fun
Anna would give any man the ick
I'd be more interested in Elsa but she's unlikely to socialize, especially with Anna being overly friendly and attention-starved.
She'd be locked in her room, you'd never see her
Then you'd just have to sneak in and work your way past her defenses.
anna, she seems fun in a wholesome way
and she'd cuddle better
men dont even know what that is
Elsa, always and exclusively until the end of time
pump and dump material
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pump it and dump it
Frick off trAInny
I’ve always fantasized about being a courtier or nobility and growing up with cute royalty girls in a giant castle. Imagine hide and seek.
id fart in a jar and roll it into elsas room