Will we ever have epic trilogy kino ever again? I can't believe my mom took me to see the first pirates movie in theaters in 2003 but I never got to see return of the king in theatres even though she loved the movies
Dead. The War against the Pirates happened later during the 1720s
Blackbeard "died" in 1718. I'm guessing that he laid low so he won't get hunted by the EiC/British Navy
They just went too far up their own ass about muh lore muh supernatural shit
It was already a stretch to bring shit in like the 9 pirate lords or whatever, but just picking a random myth and making a movie about it was a bad idea
You weren't drunk enough.
Series became bloated mess after black pearl
The second film. It went from wacky but grounded fun to absolutely insanely bombastic with no care for anything.
But Dead Man's Chest is the best film. IT INTRODUCES DAVY JONES.
Davy Jones is great the island portion of the movie where Jack is the ruler of some tribe is such an unnecessary part
But it was kino
The stakes were waayyy too lowered.
I prefered the I honestly preferred the tighter plot.
Probably my 3rd favorite Pirates film.
Not even the worst one
Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is pure kino and a flawless end to the trilogy.
They were shown how to make a real pirate sequel and gave up all hope
Is this a porno
Yes.
>Is this a porno
>Yes.
It also had the highest budget for a porno at it's time.
I have a physical copy of this, never watched it or the first one
>I have a physical copy of this, never watched it or the first one
Are you gay?
Will we ever have epic trilogy kino ever again? I can't believe my mom took me to see the first pirates movie in theaters in 2003 but I never got to see return of the king in theatres even though she loved the movies
Where the frick was blackbeard during the pirate wars from the 2007 movie??
Dead. The War against the Pirates happened later during the 1720s
Blackbeard "died" in 1718. I'm guessing that he laid low so he won't get hunted by the EiC/British Navy
Nothing
It wasn't 'yarrr jack sparrah I be an incel so I be a bad man' that a lot of chuds fapped about
Without their incel icon, Davy Jones, they had nothing.
PotC is easily the second best next to the first one
Yaggsbarro
They went cheap and it showed. First three movies were filmed on exotic location. Went cheap and it showed. plus frick disney!!
They just went too far up their own ass about muh lore muh supernatural shit
It was already a stretch to bring shit in like the 9 pirate lords or whatever, but just picking a random myth and making a movie about it was a bad idea
Waste of McShane
Terrible romcom subplot
Lost director
Lost writers
Lost composer
Trilogy wrapped things up
Clearly done for money
it was fine
No YAGPAROO
They should've stopped after the first one.
No Kiera