I liked the first twenty or so minutes of it, pretty much up to the part where the female protagonist kills all the space Nazis because they wanted to rape the girl villager. the movie should've just ended there.
I kinda liked the guy in the gay bar that was controlled by the alien parasite. idk, I really don't know, it all just seemed like what this anon said
I didn't hate it but didn't love it either
>I liked the first twenty or so minutes of it, pretty much up to the part where the female protagonist kills all the space Nazis because they wanted to rape the girl villager.
The rape scene was around the 40 minute mark.
It is insane how little happens in the beginning.
I'm a big fan of sci-fi slop as long as it has an interesting or fun premise, but this movie had me cringing hard over its disjoined and nonsensical plot.
It's really hard to even dive into a criticism of the movie since there is so much to criticise. I don't think there isn't a single scene after the opening 15 minutes that wasn't fricked up in various stupid ways.
I think what I hate most about the movie, is that it pretends the audience is familiar with the setting and the rules of the setting. It explains nothing, but presents this galaxy and technology level as something the audience should just accept and be okay with, instead of having it introduced to us gradually.
There are some really bizarre plot devices as well, especially the flashbacks which do not actually explain how the royal family or whatever was killed, despite so many people complaining about it and having their motivation based around it.
About the only good things were the costumes and weapons of the bad guys and the robots.
>I fricking hate zoomers that need to be spoonfed everything.
they are terrified by going to the restaurant. Everything is either a trauma trigger or a traumatic experience. watching a movie is supposed to be a safe space experience where are they special needs are paid attention to.
>I think what I hate most about the movie, is that it pretends the audience is familiar with the setting and the rules of the setting. It explains nothing, but presents this galaxy and technology level as something the audience should just accept and be okay with, instead of having it introduced to us gradually.
You're overthinking it. Everything is exactly what it looks like. The evil empire is evil, the diverse rebels are good, the good farmers are good. You've seen everything in this movie a million times so if anything they should have spent less time on useless exposition
>It explains nothing, but presents this galaxy and technology level as something the audience should just accept and be okay with, instead of having it introduced to us gradually.
Like Star Wars and Star Trek the Motion Picture
Goes from being the man with a robot butler to a robot butler who has a blonde young girl make him flower head bands. Is that his next role? Young blonde girl or flower head band?
>MC is Kora. Generic-tier female fantasy name like Qira, Korra, etc. >The farmer guy is named something like Pete. >Then they meet the Han Solo character, named Kai. >Then they meet Tarzano... frick, I can't remember his name. I'm guessing it's something like Karn or something like that. >The gladiator general from Roman planet is Titus (kek) >The ninja woman is Nemesis. Hilarious how she literally disappears from the movie after her introductory scene. >Then there are the Bloodaxe siblings. >And the bad guy's name is Noble.
From my understanding: >weak character writing, both in backstories and arcs >scale is completely off: the interplanetary empire needs a village of 30 people to grow it grain >said empire, which can destroy planets >"why yes, if we hire a few mercenaries we can totally defeat the empire :)" >"hello large group of people I do not know, I am planning a rebellion against the empire" >"oh hello pilot who describes himself as an opportunist, you would like to help us for free? Wonderful" >"oh no the pilot has betrayed us to the empire"
>scale is completely off: the interplanetary empire needs a village of 30 people to grow it grain
this still gets me >the galactic conquerors logistics rely on raiding small scale sustenance farmers for fricking spacewheat
top kek
ACTUAL topkek, just think about it >oops there is not enough spacewheat in this solar system, time to go home
LOL they have got fricking WORMHOLE technology why would they need to raid locals for food? its so fricking dumb it defies belief
they actually ignore their own worldbuilding just to make the 7 samurai plot work
meh, I took it as a "pay your taxes" scenario. Its never shown or mentioned that they actually need the food.
This is mauler-tier 'I really want to hate this movie' argument
I thought they obviously knew about the village selling their grain to the rebellion (implied by the bounty hunters/Kai getting the informant on the same planet) and were just fricking with them.
>Its never shown or mentioned that they actually need the food.
the bad guy explicitly said they were collecting the grain for logistical purposes and even made a stupid joke about an army marching on its stomach or w/e
>one year from now when both films and their extended cuts are released and panned he releases that it was the first movie series entirely written and directed by ai >wins an oscar
I would believe it, 100%. From the script to the storyboarding, it could be the product of ai.
>the obviously two-faced and lying villain is revealing his true agenda when he's oppressing his oppressors
nah mate, it's this
I thought they obviously knew about the village selling their grain to the rebellion (implied by the bounty hunters/Kai getting the informant on the same planet) and were just fricking with them.
>the bad guy explicitly said
yes badguys are truly know for being honest and straightforward lol
I thought they obviously knew about the village selling their grain to the rebellion (implied by the bounty hunters/Kai getting the informant on the same planet) and were just fricking with them.
to anybody that doesn't have a ritalin addled zoomer brain its very clear. sadly any sort of nuance is lost on that generation.
>scale is completely off: the interplanetary empire needs a village of 30 people to grow it grain
Their empire doesn't... their one single battleship scouring the outer reaches does, brainlet.
>the galactic conquerors logistics rely on raiding small scale sustenance farmers for fricking spacewheat
it literally didn't. it was like one battalion super far away from the empire.
>LOL they have got fricking WORMHOLE technology why would they need to raid locals for food? its so fricking dumb it defies belief
they actually ignore their own worldbuilding just to make the 7 samurai plot work
yeah let's use an assumingly metric frickton of wormhole energy to stop at McGoyslops to feed this one single ship's crew instead of... pillage the local farmer.
read a fricking book about conventional war because you're peabrain concept makes as much sense as frontline NSDAP soldiers going all the back to Germany to eat dinner because they had a train....
>No I won't do it >But we are humble farmers >No! >We have no money, but we can pay you in excess grain..if there is any >Okay fine I'll do it
Fricking shit
when charlie hunnam betrayed the protags was when i completely stopped paying attention to the movie. i was assuming the betrayal would end up being a fakeout, was he actually a bad guy then?
>one year from now when both films and their extended cuts are released and panned he releases that it was the first movie series entirely written and directed by ai >wins an oscar
the pg13 cut was good enough to pique my interest in watching the Snyder cut
the Yidsney anti-Zack shills are definitely earning a lot of shekels. that should be the real indication that it's vastly superior to Star Wars while telling essentially the same story, but from an anti-Communist rebel perspective instead.
>Ok.
The movie's entire plot was the King and Queen's people were sick of the god damned race mixing immigrants... Go back to streaming your precious Disney+ we're having an adult discussion with people that actually watched the film and don't alternate brain states between Adderall and Xanax modes only.
I haven't watched the film and I don't use any streaming services. I avoid new movies because they're all infected with globohomosexual and there's no way a truly based movie would be allowed to happen. Assuming what you've said about the movie is true there would almost certainly be some symbolism or subtext about how they're heckin evil and prejudiced and their way of thinking is going to be overruled, which you've clearly missed.
>Ok.
The movie's entire plot was the King and Queen's people were sick of the god damned race mixing immigrants... Go back to streaming your precious Disney+ we're having an adult discussion with people that actually watched the film and don't alternate brain states between Adderall and Xanax modes only.
The movie has a implied allegory of the Romanov family getting killed by commies and the commies asking for ukranian grain for the troops while the ukranians starve to death. Also their uniforms are as in the Soviet Union.
my favorite part of this sci fi movie is when Tarzan tames the dungeons and dragons griffon and forms a friendship with it, then immediately abandons it to the not-actually slavers so it can maul his former debt-owner who kindly released him and gave him his freedom, to death
and this entire sequence actually has nothing to do with anything else that happens in the movie, and zero relevance to the plot, and Tarzan also does nothing else for the entire rest of the movie
>scale is completely off: the interplanetary empire needs a village of 30 people to grow it grain
Their empire doesn't... their one single battleship scouring the outer reaches does, brainlet.
>the galactic conquerors logistics rely on raiding small scale sustenance farmers for fricking spacewheat
it literally didn't. it was like one battalion super far away from the empire.
>LOL they have got fricking WORMHOLE technology why would they need to raid locals for food? its so fricking dumb it defies belief
they actually ignore their own worldbuilding just to make the 7 samurai plot work
yeah let's use an assumingly metric frickton of wormhole energy to stop at McGoyslops to feed this one single ship's crew instead of... pillage the local farmer.
read a fricking book about conventional war because you're peabrain concept makes as much sense as frontline NSDAP soldiers going all the back to Germany to eat dinner because they had a train....
>their one single battleship scouring the outer reaches does, brainlet.
>this take >brainlet
yeah it makes sense to bully tiny sustenance farming hamlets for grain, dipshit
>scale is completely off: the interplanetary empire needs a village of 30 people to grow it grain
Their empire doesn't... their one single battleship scouring the outer reaches does, brainlet.
>the galactic conquerors logistics rely on raiding small scale sustenance farmers for fricking spacewheat
it literally didn't. it was like one battalion super far away from the empire.
>LOL they have got fricking WORMHOLE technology why would they need to raid locals for food? its so fricking dumb it defies belief
they actually ignore their own worldbuilding just to make the 7 samurai plot work
yeah let's use an assumingly metric frickton of wormhole energy to stop at McGoyslops to feed this one single ship's crew instead of... pillage the local farmer.
read a fricking book about conventional war because you're peabrain concept makes as much sense as frontline NSDAP soldiers going all the back to Germany to eat dinner because they had a train....
>yeah let's use an assumingly metric frickton of wormhole energy
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT USES A BUNCH OF WORMHOLE TECHNOLOGY. NOTHING IS EXPLAINED. MAYBE ITS EASY? LOL.
>the bad guy explicitly said
yes badguys are truly know for being honest and straightforward lol
[...]
to anybody that doesn't have a ritalin addled zoomer brain its very clear. sadly any sort of nuance is lost on that generation.
>ummm actually you need to read between the lines
>the bad guy explicitly said
yes badguys are truly know for being honest and straightforward lol
[...]
to anybody that doesn't have a ritalin addled zoomer brain its very clear. sadly any sort of nuance is lost on that generation.
>to anybody that doesn't have a ritalin addled zoomer brain its very clear. sadly any sort of nuance is lost on that generation.
They interviewed/talked to the bounty hunters AFTER fricking with the villagers, dumbfrick.
>HOW DO YOU KNOW IT USES A BUNCH OF WORMHOLE TECHNOLOGY. NOTHING IS EXPLAINED. MAYBE ITS EASY? LOL. >LOL
I watched the movie. They literally show the ship exiting the space vegana in the opening sequence, brainlet.
Why waste resources? Why not just eat the local food? Answer the questions using critical thinking, homosexual.
>Why not send a space freighter with space food through the space wormhole to their fricking space fleet
Watch the movie if you want to know. I'm done spoon feeding you because you seem moronic.
>Empire worships a dead emperor >said Empire has fallen into decay and is on the brink of falling apart >has a branch of government that wears red clothes and has affinity with technology >speculated to be very big >gothic cathedrals on not!Terra >Schola Progenium program that takes in war orphans and turns them into weapons
It's kinda funny that Zack got away with ripping off 40k by telling everybody that this piece of shit was totally a SW script and not him coping with not getting the IP.
He ripps other franchises off, without adding a single original thing.
Usually inspirations start blending into each other and get a new identity.
With Rebel Moon this does not happen, because Snyder is an incompetent hack.
It's shit. The derivative and uninspired plot is bad, but could work in better hands, and the lack of characterization for the 7 samurai (they're so incompetently introduced into the plot/team is shameful) could be attributed to the missing 1 hour on this cut...
... however, its biggest crime is the total lack of aesthetic personality, which is an important part of the fun of trying to create your own "space opera". No effort was made into giving this universe its own design aesthetic, it just rips off and mashes up different franchises in the laziest way. It's frankly embarrassing.
>Assuming what you've said about the movie is true there would almost certainly be some symbolism or subtext about how they're heckin evil and prejudiced which you've clearly missed
Yeah I totally missed the part where the brown immigrants betrayed and murdered the King and Queen and probably the Princess too, and then took over and put up the Iron Curtain and spread Space Communism...
Do you always walk into conversations about things you know literally nothing about? Five year old children do that too... The reason Disney is out here shilling against this so hard is that they have invested BILLIONS of dollars into spreading Star Wars Space Communism with propaganda brainwashing people into thinking it's good. Rebel Moon might be a mashup sure, but the reason these globalists are reviewbombing it so hard is because the protagonists are instead forming Space National Socialism to fight back against the Space Communists.
Holy shizo. Where do you buy your tinfoil hats?
I watched the movie and it is just god awful.
The fact that people actually defend this slop, makes me wonder if those are the ones who are brain washed.
It's probably getting bad reviews because it's a bad movie. Even if it is "based" making a film or any piece of art as propaganda always has bad results. Even if it's rightoid propaganda instead of globohomosexual clownworld propaganda.
As a fan of science fiction, I thought the film was absolute trash and I'm just waiting for AI video to take off so we can train on this slop and turn it into gold.
As a fan of bossy tomboys I loved the flick. I looked forward to the extra hour of hardcore sex Snyder will release in the extended version, hopefully it is all tomboys being raped and has no weird gay tentacle sex.
Rebel Moon Any% Speedrun impressively utilized several character development skips and a common frame drop glitch cheese method amid every fight to clock in at 2 hours and 14 minutes.
Wannabe star wars with 40k aesthetic written as boring strongwoman slop.
It feels so superficial to watch after you notice what it tries to poorly mimic
Really fricking bad. 4/5ths of the film is gathering people to be part of the group who don’t actually do anything outside of their allotted 10-15 minute introduction.
>hi we're imperials from empire, hello >hi I'm farmer from farm village, humble people call me Father >people here respect you, Father? >they well respect me kind space sir, thank you for asking... how are you doing are you doing okay? >I'm doing well enough, Father. I can't help but see you humble farm people live a comfy life and also eat well, yes? >we do eat well we have three, sometimes five meals per day made out of grain from the fields of grain behind you that you just crossed getting here >really? from grain? must be some very fine grain you have there can I sniff you grain for a second >I have some spare grain at the grain box in our humble longshiphouse up on the hill if you don't mind coming along with me to the longshiphouse on the hill over there >let's walk over there on foot I'll meet you there even though we will walk side by side >no problem oh look we're already there and you've seen our entire village >thank you for the tour Father, now where is the grain that I wan to sniff >here in the grain box that I inherited from my predecessor who was also named Father >this grain is exquisite, say Father do you have any grain you can spare for us space folk that've been eating raw bismuth all our lives >no
They should have gotten a licence to a pre-existing universe to carry the boring ass story, because now it feels like a hodgeslop of fantasy sci-fi tropes (mostly SW and WH40k, maybe some dune)
Image generating AI sees objects not as something with practical or symbolical meaning and goal but as a collection of textures and motifs.
You can recognise its handiwork on every blurred and badly over designed costume and prop.
The future of film is even more soulless.
as the first film of it's kind it will win an oscar. then in ten years everything will be so bad this will be considered a high point of post-pandemic cinema.
So, for the people who saw the movie, if they would have made this a Star Wars movie, in what era would have this been set? Would it have been an entirely new story with new characters?
In a movie with aload of questionable choices etc. the most glaring one for me, as a chap from Northern Ireland, was the decision to give the pirate guy a Norn Iron accent. It was so jarringly awful for no reason I can fathom unless he's related to the big bad. The thing is the actor is from Newcastle so if they wanted a regional novelty accent just use that. Utterly nonsensical.
>The rigties have started to "cancel" movies that make their dumb ass politically charged minds go butthurt, just like leftoid troons have been doing for the last decade
The horseshoe theory has been prooven true yet again...
Yeah its like a goosestep of left-right-left-right of salty canncelation of things they dont like. This is why i think people overly invested in political crap cant be taken seriously
Its like a small town of SW rebellion rejects want to take on a 40k tier Imperium... over a field worth of grain...atleast that is what i get from the begginig of the movie
6.3/10. It's not good, but it's watchable. It's just very, very boring and a little nonsensical, with very strange story beats that end up meaning nothing.
He thinks he's an auteur but he most certainly isn't. He needs to team up with somebody that knows how to bring good performances out of his actors, and also needs to hire a script writer worth a damn cause holy shit Rebel Moon's writing stinks. He's fine when he's adapting somebody else's material, and has other talented people around him to rein him in somewhat, but when it's his own project and nobody can tell him no, you get Rebel Moon (pure shit).
Easily the best and most original sci-fi film I've seen in years. A modern classic. Only people who don't like it are paid for media shills by Disney and Christian haters who reject our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Worst is the overall story structure. We are getting a team together so we spend 10 minutes on each teammember to show how great they arey but their reason for joining and how they are recruited was weak.
Interrupted by flashback exposition to show how badass the MC is and to complement the opening narration. So much exposition.
And most characters are just crap. Some good actors, but all bad writing.
Prisoner: I tell you and you let me go?
Admiral Evilus: I will set you free
Prisoner talks
Admiral kills him
Yeah, no, you got me Zack, did totally not see this coming.
Traiteros was a traitor? Oh no! Another shocking twist.
Minor Cinemaphile gripe:
Blood Axe: rousing speech, who is with me?
All: looking down, are scared
One person steps forward
Blood Axe: Ah, Nonbinarius, why I am not surprised? You are the most brave!
Yeah, great, let's get this over with.
Fricking hack.
overstylized crap/10
I liked the first twenty or so minutes of it, pretty much up to the part where the female protagonist kills all the space Nazis because they wanted to rape the girl villager. the movie should've just ended there.
I kinda liked the guy in the gay bar that was controlled by the alien parasite. idk, I really don't know, it all just seemed like what this anon said
I didn't hate it but didn't love it either
>I liked the first twenty or so minutes of it, pretty much up to the part where the female protagonist kills all the space Nazis because they wanted to rape the girl villager.
The rape scene was around the 40 minute mark.
It is insane how little happens in the beginning.
It's insane how little happens the entire runtime of the movie.
dissapointing as frick
Sadly, it's shit
DEAR SARS PLEASE REDEEM THE SNYDERCUT NOW WITH 20% BOBBA AND VAGENA!
Grow up and stop watching moronic garbage and trash
Its ok as a movie, its amazing as an npc filter
Worse than the sequels.
It's not even so bad It's good.
I completely unironically thought this was a star wars tv show until a day ago
I'm a big fan of sci-fi slop as long as it has an interesting or fun premise, but this movie had me cringing hard over its disjoined and nonsensical plot.
It's really hard to even dive into a criticism of the movie since there is so much to criticise. I don't think there isn't a single scene after the opening 15 minutes that wasn't fricked up in various stupid ways.
I think what I hate most about the movie, is that it pretends the audience is familiar with the setting and the rules of the setting. It explains nothing, but presents this galaxy and technology level as something the audience should just accept and be okay with, instead of having it introduced to us gradually.
There are some really bizarre plot devices as well, especially the flashbacks which do not actually explain how the royal family or whatever was killed, despite so many people complaining about it and having their motivation based around it.
About the only good things were the costumes and weapons of the bad guys and the robots.
>It explains nothing
I fricking hate zoomers that need to be spoonfed everything.
sorry bud, it's a movie, not a fricking painting
>I fricking hate zoomers that need to be spoonfed everything.
they are terrified by going to the restaurant. Everything is either a trauma trigger or a traumatic experience. watching a movie is supposed to be a safe space experience where are they special needs are paid attention to.
>I think what I hate most about the movie, is that it pretends the audience is familiar with the setting and the rules of the setting. It explains nothing, but presents this galaxy and technology level as something the audience should just accept and be okay with, instead of having it introduced to us gradually.
You're overthinking it. Everything is exactly what it looks like. The evil empire is evil, the diverse rebels are good, the good farmers are good. You've seen everything in this movie a million times so if anything they should have spent less time on useless exposition
>It explains nothing, but presents this galaxy and technology level as something the audience should just accept and be okay with, instead of having it introduced to us gradually.
Like Star Wars and Star Trek the Motion Picture
Absolute fricking slop for the lowest of the low of consumers.
star warhammer episode I: a child of firefly
>Robot is best character
>barely appearing
frick you Zack
>i am roboticus atticus from planet factoria robotia
>and yes i am a robot
BRAVO ZACK
>DOMO ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO
Starts playing in the background...ah yes! pure subtlety
truly the George Lucas of 2023
Only because he was voiced by Anthony Hopkins.
>sure, I'll do another Transformers movie
Goes from being the man with a robot butler to a robot butler who has a blonde young girl make him flower head bands. Is that his next role? Young blonde girl or flower head band?
>Hannibot Lectron
>bbbbzttt bzzzt does. not. compute. Clarice.
>rehashing 7 samurai for the 700th time
why
just...
make something new, you Black person
why can't you MAKE SOMETHING NEW.
ANYTHING. JUST SOMETHING NEW.
People don't want SOMETHING NEW. They want safe and familiar easy to consoom slop.
watch your language please, i was using this thread for my yotube video
I can't even remember the name of the main character (the angry girl), or any of her companions.
I only watched the movie like three days ago, it was totally forgettable.
I've only watched it once too. Let me try:
>MC is Kora. Generic-tier female fantasy name like Qira, Korra, etc.
>The farmer guy is named something like Pete.
>Then they meet the Han Solo character, named Kai.
>Then they meet Tarzano... frick, I can't remember his name. I'm guessing it's something like Karn or something like that.
>The gladiator general from Roman planet is Titus (kek)
>The ninja woman is Nemesis. Hilarious how she literally disappears from the movie after her introductory scene.
>Then there are the Bloodaxe siblings.
>And the bad guy's name is Noble.
From my understanding:
>weak character writing, both in backstories and arcs
>scale is completely off: the interplanetary empire needs a village of 30 people to grow it grain
>said empire, which can destroy planets
>"why yes, if we hire a few mercenaries we can totally defeat the empire :)"
>"hello large group of people I do not know, I am planning a rebellion against the empire"
>"oh hello pilot who describes himself as an opportunist, you would like to help us for free? Wonderful"
>"oh no the pilot has betrayed us to the empire"
>scale is completely off: the interplanetary empire needs a village of 30 people to grow it grain
this still gets me
>the galactic conquerors logistics rely on raiding small scale sustenance farmers for fricking spacewheat
top kek
ACTUAL topkek, just think about it
>oops there is not enough spacewheat in this solar system, time to go home
LOL they have got fricking WORMHOLE technology why would they need to raid locals for food? its so fricking dumb it defies belief
they actually ignore their own worldbuilding just to make the 7 samurai plot work
meh, I took it as a "pay your taxes" scenario. Its never shown or mentioned that they actually need the food.
This is mauler-tier 'I really want to hate this movie' argument
I thought they obviously knew about the village selling their grain to the rebellion (implied by the bounty hunters/Kai getting the informant on the same planet) and were just fricking with them.
>Its never shown or mentioned that they actually need the food.
the bad guy explicitly said they were collecting the grain for logistical purposes and even made a stupid joke about an army marching on its stomach or w/e
I would believe it, 100%. From the script to the storyboarding, it could be the product of ai.
>the obviously two-faced and lying villain is revealing his true agenda when he's oppressing his oppressors
nah mate, it's this
>the bad guy explicitly said
yes badguys are truly know for being honest and straightforward lol
to anybody that doesn't have a ritalin addled zoomer brain its very clear. sadly any sort of nuance is lost on that generation.
>scale is completely off: the interplanetary empire needs a village of 30 people to grow it grain
Their empire doesn't... their one single battleship scouring the outer reaches does, brainlet.
>the galactic conquerors logistics rely on raiding small scale sustenance farmers for fricking spacewheat
it literally didn't. it was like one battalion super far away from the empire.
>LOL they have got fricking WORMHOLE technology why would they need to raid locals for food? its so fricking dumb it defies belief
they actually ignore their own worldbuilding just to make the 7 samurai plot work
yeah let's use an assumingly metric frickton of wormhole energy to stop at McGoyslops to feed this one single ship's crew instead of... pillage the local farmer.
read a fricking book about conventional war because you're peabrain concept makes as much sense as frontline NSDAP soldiers going all the back to Germany to eat dinner because they had a train....
So it has the same scale issues of Warhammer 40k stories but none of the writing talent of a Dan Abnett or Graham McNeil to make you ignore that.
>No I won't do it
>But we are humble farmers
>No!
>We have no money, but we can pay you in excess grain..if there is any
>Okay fine I'll do it
Fricking shit
when charlie hunnam betrayed the protags was when i completely stopped paying attention to the movie. i was assuming the betrayal would end up being a fakeout, was he actually a bad guy then?
That betrayal could be seen from a mile away especially when they landed on Not-Bespin.
Not watched it but suddenly Sucker Punch doesn't seem so bad.
Boring, anti-white, and wholly unoriginal.
Its total garbage and perfect for the Netflix audience.
I think Lost In Space (1998) was a better sci fi movie than this.
9/10 as of now. 11/10 once the director's cut is released. Snyder Bless you Cinemaphile.
Snyder is such a genius he made an AI slop movie intentionally
>one year from now when both films and their extended cuts are released and panned he releases that it was the first movie series entirely written and directed by ai
>wins an oscar
the pg13 cut was good enough to pique my interest in watching the Snyder cut
the Yidsney anti-Zack shills are definitely earning a lot of shekels. that should be the real indication that it's vastly superior to Star Wars while telling essentially the same story, but from an anti-Communist rebel perspective instead.
>anti-Communist
>Movie full of racemixing and mutts.
Ok.
>Ok.
The movie's entire plot was the King and Queen's people were sick of the god damned race mixing immigrants... Go back to streaming your precious Disney+ we're having an adult discussion with people that actually watched the film and don't alternate brain states between Adderall and Xanax modes only.
I haven't watched the film and I don't use any streaming services. I avoid new movies because they're all infected with globohomosexual and there's no way a truly based movie would be allowed to happen. Assuming what you've said about the movie is true there would almost certainly be some symbolism or subtext about how they're heckin evil and prejudiced and their way of thinking is going to be overruled, which you've clearly missed.
The movie has a implied allegory of the Romanov family getting killed by commies and the commies asking for ukranian grain for the troops while the ukranians starve to death. Also their uniforms are as in the Soviet Union.
Sounds good but shame it didn't have a good movie to match.
Stop trying to be contrarian, it’s a sy fy channel original movie
>Seven Samurai but in space
Haven't we done this before? Like several times?
name 3
Star Wars, Battle Beyond the Stars, Jackie Chan
wrong wrong and thats an actor not even a movie
my favorite part of this sci fi movie is when Tarzan tames the dungeons and dragons griffon and forms a friendship with it, then immediately abandons it to the not-actually slavers so it can maul his former debt-owner who kindly released him and gave him his freedom, to death
and this entire sequence actually has nothing to do with anything else that happens in the movie, and zero relevance to the plot, and Tarzan also does nothing else for the entire rest of the movie
>their one single battleship scouring the outer reaches does, brainlet.
>this take
>brainlet
yeah it makes sense to bully tiny sustenance farming hamlets for grain, dipshit
>yeah let's use an assumingly metric frickton of wormhole energy
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT USES A BUNCH OF WORMHOLE TECHNOLOGY. NOTHING IS EXPLAINED. MAYBE ITS EASY? LOL.
>ummm actually you need to read between the lines
>to anybody that doesn't have a ritalin addled zoomer brain its very clear. sadly any sort of nuance is lost on that generation.
They interviewed/talked to the bounty hunters AFTER fricking with the villagers, dumbfrick.
>HOW DO YOU KNOW IT USES A BUNCH OF WORMHOLE TECHNOLOGY. NOTHING IS EXPLAINED. MAYBE ITS EASY? LOL.
>LOL
I watched the movie. They literally show the ship exiting the space vegana in the opening sequence, brainlet.
Why waste resources? Why not just eat the local food? Answer the questions using critical thinking, homosexual.
>Why waste resources? Why not just eat the local food? Answer the questions using critical thinking, homosexual.
Why not send a space freighter with space food through the space wormhole to their fricking space fleet you DUMB Black person?
>Why not send a space freighter with space food through the space wormhole to their fricking space fleet
Watch the movie if you want to know. I'm done spoon feeding you because you seem moronic.
>ummm actually you need to read between the lines
damn kid life is gonna be really hard for you. good luck.
I have lived long enough to see "A bug's life" used as inspiration in a blockbuster space epic
oh my fricking god we've actually got snyder apologists in this thread defending the plot
just goes to show you no matter how much of a smelly fricking turd a movie is, you can always find some shit-eater ready to argue on its behalf
I actually you Black folk
lol a bugs life is based off 7 samurai my dude, and but its also a better movie than this
>Empire worships a dead emperor
>said Empire has fallen into decay and is on the brink of falling apart
>has a branch of government that wears red clothes and has affinity with technology
>speculated to be very big
>gothic cathedrals on not!Terra
>Schola Progenium program that takes in war orphans and turns them into weapons
It's kinda funny that Zack got away with ripping off 40k by telling everybody that this piece of shit was totally a SW script and not him coping with not getting the IP.
he ripped off several things
wow how dare he rip off the roman hussars in space that are totally original /s
He ripps other franchises off, without adding a single original thing.
Usually inspirations start blending into each other and get a new identity.
With Rebel Moon this does not happen, because Snyder is an incompetent hack.
you have to go back
you have to grow up
I like 40k but let’s not pretend that Jackson and Livingston didn’t steal the FF book line straight from D&D and 40k straight from Dune.
Its like Zack put in 40k lore in AI script generator and asked it to rewrite it so it doesnt get sued by GW
Sofia looked pretty hot with the short hair and uniform
It's so bad, I can't believe Disney passed on it
you can tell it was originally his Star Wars movie that he retrofitted into his own thing.
It's shit. The derivative and uninspired plot is bad, but could work in better hands, and the lack of characterization for the 7 samurai (they're so incompetently introduced into the plot/team is shameful) could be attributed to the missing 1 hour on this cut...
... however, its biggest crime is the total lack of aesthetic personality, which is an important part of the fun of trying to create your own "space opera". No effort was made into giving this universe its own design aesthetic, it just rips off and mashes up different franchises in the laziest way. It's frankly embarrassing.
it was like 10 different sci-fi franchises mashed into a single movie, but somehow still with no creativity or refreshing concepts
>Assuming what you've said about the movie is true there would almost certainly be some symbolism or subtext about how they're heckin evil and prejudiced which you've clearly missed
Yeah I totally missed the part where the brown immigrants betrayed and murdered the King and Queen and probably the Princess too, and then took over and put up the Iron Curtain and spread Space Communism...
Do you always walk into conversations about things you know literally nothing about? Five year old children do that too... The reason Disney is out here shilling against this so hard is that they have invested BILLIONS of dollars into spreading Star Wars Space Communism with propaganda brainwashing people into thinking it's good. Rebel Moon might be a mashup sure, but the reason these globalists are reviewbombing it so hard is because the protagonists are instead forming Space National Socialism to fight back against the Space Communists.
Holy shizo. Where do you buy your tinfoil hats?
I watched the movie and it is just god awful.
The fact that people actually defend this slop, makes me wonder if those are the ones who are brain washed.
the new Rian space communism movie is gonna be GREAT! can't wait amirite fellow movie enthusiasts.
Compared to you, I don't care which form of government the movie uses for its story, as long as it is interesting and well made.
>rian movie
>well made
pick one.
That's not what I said. Try reading.
It's probably getting bad reviews because it's a bad movie. Even if it is "based" making a film or any piece of art as propaganda always has bad results. Even if it's rightoid propaganda instead of globohomosexual clownworld propaganda.
As a fan of science fiction, I thought the film was absolute trash and I'm just waiting for AI video to take off so we can train on this slop and turn it into gold.
As a fan of bossy tomboys I loved the flick. I looked forward to the extra hour of hardcore sex Snyder will release in the extended version, hopefully it is all tomboys being raped and has no weird gay tentacle sex.
does the main girl have any sex scenes?
half of Cinemaphile hates it because it was shit, the other half hates because it didn't glorify the nazis
will the cute young woman from the village feature in part 2
Rebel Moon Any% Speedrun impressively utilized several character development skips and a common frame drop glitch cheese method amid every fight to clock in at 2 hours and 14 minutes.
I like the asthetics and the setting is interesting, but it does a piss poor job of introducing the world and the characters. Dialogue is cringe.
At this point, there is only one man who can possibly save Star Wars.
Laugh all you want, but you know it's true. The situation IS that dire.
Wannabe star wars with 40k aesthetic written as boring strongwoman slop.
It feels so superficial to watch after you notice what it tries to poorly mimic
I like Sofia but she can't lead worth shit. Total charisma void.
Even Djimon seems like he phoned it in.
We need the Snyder Cut of Sucker Punch to recover from this mess.
generic piece of shit with bad story execution and worse pacing
should've released the regular version for some reptile brain engagement, at least
That movie was written by an AI. There is no way a human can unironically write so much dog shit with literally zero new ideas.
Not gonna be surprised if they reveal this eventually
Really fricking bad. 4/5ths of the film is gathering people to be part of the group who don’t actually do anything outside of their allotted 10-15 minute introduction.
>hi we're imperials from empire, hello
>hi I'm farmer from farm village, humble people call me Father
>people here respect you, Father?
>they well respect me kind space sir, thank you for asking... how are you doing are you doing okay?
>I'm doing well enough, Father. I can't help but see you humble farm people live a comfy life and also eat well, yes?
>we do eat well we have three, sometimes five meals per day made out of grain from the fields of grain behind you that you just crossed getting here
>really? from grain? must be some very fine grain you have there can I sniff you grain for a second
>I have some spare grain at the grain box in our humble longshiphouse up on the hill if you don't mind coming along with me to the longshiphouse on the hill over there
>let's walk over there on foot I'll meet you there even though we will walk side by side
>no problem oh look we're already there and you've seen our entire village
>thank you for the tour Father, now where is the grain that I wan to sniff
>here in the grain box that I inherited from my predecessor who was also named Father
>this grain is exquisite, say Father do you have any grain you can spare for us space folk that've been eating raw bismuth all our lives
>no
this shit is 100% AI written and AI designed, just look at those red robes weirdos
They should have gotten a licence to a pre-existing universe to carry the boring ass story, because now it feels like a hodgeslop of fantasy sci-fi tropes (mostly SW and WH40k, maybe some dune)
Good shit. Can’t wait for part 2 and the director’s cut.
Image generating AI sees objects not as something with practical or symbolical meaning and goal but as a collection of textures and motifs.
You can recognise its handiwork on every blurred and badly over designed costume and prop.
The future of film is even more soulless.
Snyder probably got his storyboard images from free Bing AI
as the first film of it's kind it will win an oscar. then in ten years everything will be so bad this will be considered a high point of post-pandemic cinema.
Movies were already soulless before AI was a thing, this just shows more blatanly what hacks they were all along
It is an affront to all things decent and good. Mr. Snyder should be publicly flogged for this cinematic misdeed of the most lecherous kind.
So, for the people who saw the movie, if they would have made this a Star Wars movie, in what era would have this been set? Would it have been an entirely new story with new characters?
100% early rebellion after the fall of republic, just like majority of nu-SW stories, like Andor or Rouge One
In a movie with aload of questionable choices etc. the most glaring one for me, as a chap from Northern Ireland, was the decision to give the pirate guy a Norn Iron accent. It was so jarringly awful for no reason I can fathom unless he's related to the big bad. The thing is the actor is from Newcastle so if they wanted a regional novelty accent just use that. Utterly nonsensical.
I let this site tell me how bad something is now.
https://worthitorwoke.com/rebel-moon-part-one-a-child-of-fire/
>hillbillies have created a website to tell them if a movie isn't going to agree with their moronic social politics
holy shit LMAO
the about us page is especially tone deaf
>The rigties have started to "cancel" movies that make their dumb ass politically charged minds go butthurt, just like leftoid troons have been doing for the last decade
The horseshoe theory has been prooven true yet again...
religious righties have been trying to cancel things since before trannies were even a thing. metal music, video games, marilyn manson, etc.
Yeah its like a goosestep of left-right-left-right of salty canncelation of things they dont like. This is why i think people overly invested in political crap cant be taken seriously
Its like a small town of SW rebellion rejects want to take on a 40k tier Imperium... over a field worth of grain...atleast that is what i get from the begginig of the movie
They're not fighting the Imperium, they're just fighting one starship.
6.3/10. It's not good, but it's watchable. It's just very, very boring and a little nonsensical, with very strange story beats that end up meaning nothing.
I give the Mario movie a 6/10
This was more like a 3 or 2.
Why is Snyder so shit at making movies?
because making a movie requires multiple aspects of talent, like knowing how to properly direct an actor, or writing, or editing, or cinematography
snyder thinks he is good at everything, and he simply isn't
He thinks he's an auteur but he most certainly isn't. He needs to team up with somebody that knows how to bring good performances out of his actors, and also needs to hire a script writer worth a damn cause holy shit Rebel Moon's writing stinks. He's fine when he's adapting somebody else's material, and has other talented people around him to rein him in somewhat, but when it's his own project and nobody can tell him no, you get Rebel Moon (pure shit).
After the Italian stab at capeslop of FREAKS OUT, no need for this.
anyone got the
>rebels from the planet Rebelia
pasta?
The flying frick are you talkling about?
not watching it after Army of the Dead/10
Great costume and set design. Shit writing.
Easily the best and most original sci-fi film I've seen in years. A modern classic. Only people who don't like it are paid for media shills by Disney and Christian haters who reject our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Worst is the overall story structure. We are getting a team together so we spend 10 minutes on each teammember to show how great they arey but their reason for joining and how they are recruited was weak.
Interrupted by flashback exposition to show how badass the MC is and to complement the opening narration. So much exposition.
And most characters are just crap. Some good actors, but all bad writing.
Prisoner: I tell you and you let me go?
Admiral Evilus: I will set you free
Prisoner talks
Admiral kills him
Yeah, no, you got me Zack, did totally not see this coming.
Traiteros was a traitor? Oh no! Another shocking twist.
Minor Cinemaphile gripe:
Blood Axe: rousing speech, who is with me?
All: looking down, are scared
One person steps forward
Blood Axe: Ah, Nonbinarius, why I am not surprised? You are the most brave!
Yeah, great, let's get this over with.
Fricking hack.