>sperg out and embarrass the lord's son and heir by giving a better answer than his >almost get yourself killed in your sleep
Conan was a moron who couldn't hide his power level
>lavatory paper
God, I hate what this site has become
The guy asking the question is a warlord. The guy giving the stupid wrong answer is his son and heir. Conan gives the correct answer that the warlord likes and embarrasses his son, thus basically signing his own death warrant because now the son is finna hafta kill this uppity slave. This is why Conan's owner has to release him and clearly looks like he doesn't want to. Conan has developed beyond his station and if he remains there, he'll be destroyed.
>Conan gives the correct answer that the warlord likes and embarrasses his son, thus basically signing his own death warrant because now the son is finna hafta kill this uppity slave. This is why Conan's owner has to release him and clearly looks like he doesn't want to.
This might just be one of the most moronic cases of headcanon I have ever witnessed.
having a good time with the bros
You should watch August Underground, it's literally about that
WRONG
hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper
>sperg out and embarrass the lord's son and heir by giving a better answer than his
>almost get yourself killed in your sleep
Conan was a moron who couldn't hide his power level
>lavatory paper
God, I hate what this site has become
out and embarrass the lord's son and heir by giving a better answer than his
get yourself killed in your sleep
The frick are you talking about?
The guy asking the question is a warlord. The guy giving the stupid wrong answer is his son and heir. Conan gives the correct answer that the warlord likes and embarrasses his son, thus basically signing his own death warrant because now the son is finna hafta kill this uppity slave. This is why Conan's owner has to release him and clearly looks like he doesn't want to. Conan has developed beyond his station and if he remains there, he'll be destroyed.
This board doesn’t watch movies. We do memes, politics, and we get mad when things we don’t like (such as movies) become popular.
>Conan gives the correct answer that the warlord likes and embarrasses his son, thus basically signing his own death warrant because now the son is finna hafta kill this uppity slave. This is why Conan's owner has to release him and clearly looks like he doesn't want to.
This might just be one of the most moronic cases of headcanon I have ever witnessed.
I know right. Did that anon just interpret a film?
>misinterpreting Conan the Barbarian is the same as trying to explain Mulholland Drive
>nooo not my heckin' meme line
>not my Conan the Barabarino
You can't try to explain it and make sense. That's automatic misinterpretation
He couldn't afford to feed (and seed) Conan anymore.
That's what you say to the person you have to free because he's too based for your world. Conan was an exceptionally successful fighter.
Regular bowel movements, sex and healthy children.
When no one bothers you.
not having fleas
Relationships with women...and sex with men
So. Marry a troon?
I got news for you.
That means you're gay.
...it's been going on for four years...
How many social diseases have you picked up?
To crush your board, see it driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the namegays
Shitposting on an vpn and hearing the lamentations of the janny.
pissing off the janny
My wife
Music festivals
Fast cars
Conan the Destroyer is an okay movie but pales in comparison to Conan the Barbarian. If only it had better special effects and no goofy monsters.
Also:
>Millius was going to direct a true sequel to Barbarian but Arnie decided to go into politics instead.
playing with my mac 10 while watching youtube about guitar repair
DEUS VULT