>Baldrick, I have a very, very, *very* cunning plan. >Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University, but has moved on and is now working for the UN at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?
Yes but that's a smart show about a moron talking down to morons. Like Red Dwarf/the thick of it/the office. Otherwise the only other variant of British Media. A better descriptor overall is it's morons highering clever people to write for idiots talking down to moroms
I hated Mr Blobby growing up but mainly because it was the only tape my grandma had to watch if she was looking after me so quite often it was that or watch terrible daytime TV.
Dragon flyz was the only tape we had in my house so my mum used to put it on whenever my dad got drunk to distract us
I been saying it was kino for years and never found someone else who has even heard of it
Holy shit I forgot about that. I had a little action man type thing that you could set off like a flying beyblade? I think one day it accidentally flew into the fire place which was the end of that
I don't think I ever got past the first couple of episodes or whatever is included on the first tape to be honest
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah I think you pulled a band and the action man guy would take off into the air. I don't remember much from the series either, I would've only been like 5 when I watched it. my friend keeps talking about getting his gf up the duff so maybe I'll get babysitting duty and watch it again soon.
That just eliminates Americans, they were the only ones who found spelling to be too complicated.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you know it's that sort of decadence - wasted syllables - that caused you to have to come crying to america "oh look, they bottled in our biscuits at dunkirk" "oh no, hitler's going to come randy up our trouser presses" "please america, save us from germany before they roger all the lads!"
2 years ago
Anonymous
We all know it was your 'masters' who forced you into WW2.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't know what part of that you took to insinuate I wasn't a bong mate
2 years ago
Anonymous
didnt fool me for a second
2 years ago
Anonymous
tell me what you drunk as a lad
2 years ago
Anonymous
took all of me parents liquor bottles and poured a bit of each of em together in a cup
2 years ago
Anonymous
very based. I hope you puked your guts up like I did
2 years ago
Anonymous
a buddy of mine used to mix liquor with gatorade so he wouldnt have to hydrate, but the electrolytes make the alcohol absorb way faster so hed always end up in a bad state
2 years ago
Anonymous
my first super chunder was when I was 14 at a house warming party. I blasted chunks into their brand new sedimentary floor and it apparently took them weeks to clear out.
>Britnigs, give me the rundown on chris morris, why did he stop making kino?
When the resolution changed from SD to HD he could no longer adequately hide his freakishly disgusting visage, so was forced into hiding by a mob of irate peshwari school children.
>you find out brits are behind this show >laugh uncontrollably when you realize the lead actress has the same name as the british word for commode, "Louis"
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nah mate, it's "loo". As in "I love loo seats"
2 years ago
Anonymous
>brit pronounces "Louis" as "Lewis" instead of the french pronunciation, "Lew"
welp
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's not how French pronounce it you idiot. Do you even speak frog?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Do you even speak frog?
I get the joke but belgians sound more like frogs if you ask me. That throaty babytalk sort of way they speak.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You'll wet yourself when you find out "trump" means "fart."
Seeing that word blown up in big letters for years across the news channels always made me laugh
That and the fact he always looked like he couldn't get planning permission to build a house beside the Flintstones
2 years ago
Anonymous
>That and the fact he always looked like he couldn't get planning permission to build a house beside the Flintstones
Did you also have the naked woman with clues on her body that contestants routinely felt up in the 90’s here in sweden? Was based and hot as a wee lad, removed her in the 00’s..
>late night tv show where she was a guest >They were doing something involving maggots >unprompted, she picks one up, puts it on her tongue and shallows it
I have rewatched Jonathan creek more than any show ever. I know every episodelike the back of my hand. Pure magic. It was never as good after Maddie left but everything up to and including the Judas tree was still killer tv. Black canary is the peak of course.
I have rewatched Jonathan creek more than any show ever. I know every episodelike the back of my hand. Pure magic. It was never as good after Maddie left but everything up to and including the Judas tree was still killer tv. Black canary is the peak of course.
>bingo
never been very close with my mum for whatever reasons but I find a good way to make her happy is to take her to bingo every once in a while. there's usually a bar as well so I can enjoy some pints whilst the old dears focus on their numbers.
For me its Treasure Hunt. I had a Corgi Treasure Hunt helicopter, but sadly no Annika Rice of my own. I also remember Keith managing to land the helicopter on top of a submarine in one episode. Note post-Falklands "everyone likes Harriers" bit they cut into the op.
ausgay not a bong but when i was a kid they played the original on TV and it seemed so bizarre and alien that a lot of us had nostalgia for it, then later we got mxc and it just felt forced and the humour didn't really land
Local/regional news is constantly dragging out some random person to talk about some shitty charity work they're doing when it's a slow news day. As a parody of that I think it's pretty funny
Does anyone remember a specific weekend morning kids game show thing? I think it was a small part of a larger whole, but in essence it was two teams playing a game. I think they played on a rooftop for some reason. One side would lose and then the losing team would pick who they thought played the worst. That player would then walk through a door into some absolutely fricked, weird situation. I remember two scenarios, one where a guy went through the door and in the next shot was in this really fake looking underwater and an octopus dropped down and latched onto his face.
I'm absolutely sure this existed, but I just can't find anything about it.
>Larry Hagman on Shooting Stars
That's how I picture every American trying to understand basic funny things. Maybe that's why their comedians have to shout all the time?
Blobby is the best physical comedy I've ever seen
I'm a big fan of slapstick, because it doesn't take a brain
But Blobby is so completely fricking stupid, I can't help but laugh my balls off
>Blobby falls through the show's backdrop >wrestles Alex Horne to the floor >turns up, looks at Greg >BLOBBY >rugby tackles him over his throne >LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE FIRST AD BREAK OF THE SHOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>what is British TV like?
Imagine a moron talking down to morons, that's all British tv.
Blackadder is kino.
>Baldrick, I have a very, very, *very* cunning plan.
>Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University, but has moved on and is now working for the UN at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?
literally the worst kind of le randumb humor
Yes but that's a smart show about a moron talking down to morons. Like Red Dwarf/the thick of it/the office. Otherwise the only other variant of British Media. A better descriptor overall is it's morons highering clever people to write for idiots talking down to moroms
Based McGiffin
As an American my intro to British tv was Top Gear
I was amazed that a mere car show has such high production values and assumed all Brit tv was god-like in quality.
Then I watched Dr Who and the sets were literally made out of cardboard.
I hated Mr Blobby growing up but mainly because it was the only tape my grandma had to watch if she was looking after me so quite often it was that or watch terrible daytime TV.
>he didn't the Wallace And Gromit VHS boxset
at my Grandad's house, he kept decent movies in the cupboard.
>Dragon Flyz
>He-Man
>King Arthur
Dragon flyz was the only tape we had in my house so my mum used to put it on whenever my dad got drunk to distract us
I been saying it was kino for years and never found someone else who has even heard of it
I had the toys as well, I don't know if it's British or what but it was one of my favourite cartoons as a kid.
Holy shit I forgot about that. I had a little action man type thing that you could set off like a flying beyblade? I think one day it accidentally flew into the fire place which was the end of that
I don't think I ever got past the first couple of episodes or whatever is included on the first tape to be honest
yeah I think you pulled a band and the action man guy would take off into the air. I don't remember much from the series either, I would've only been like 5 when I watched it. my friend keeps talking about getting his gf up the duff so maybe I'll get babysitting duty and watch it again soon.
I had the tape and one of the toys in the US too
>im not bri'ish
>favourite
nice try nige
That just eliminates Americans, they were the only ones who found spelling to be too complicated.
you know it's that sort of decadence - wasted syllables - that caused you to have to come crying to america "oh look, they bottled in our biscuits at dunkirk" "oh no, hitler's going to come randy up our trouser presses" "please america, save us from germany before they roger all the lads!"
We all know it was your 'masters' who forced you into WW2.
I don't know what part of that you took to insinuate I wasn't a bong mate
didnt fool me for a second
tell me what you drunk as a lad
took all of me parents liquor bottles and poured a bit of each of em together in a cup
very based. I hope you puked your guts up like I did
a buddy of mine used to mix liquor with gatorade so he wouldnt have to hydrate, but the electrolytes make the alcohol absorb way faster so hed always end up in a bad state
my first super chunder was when I was 14 at a house warming party. I blasted chunks into their brand new sedimentary floor and it apparently took them weeks to clear out.
incredibly based
>he didn't own the live action Wallace and Gromit VHS
Same situation but it was pure kino Everytime I watched it
For me it was fun song factory
Oh shit my childhood just flashed before my eyes. My grandma also had M.A.S.K on video, it took me another 20 years to find out what is was.
I just watch panel shows like Would I Lie To You?
>JAAAAAACK
Britnigs, give me the rundown on chris morris, why did he stop making kino? Also why do you call the bathroom "going to the louis"
>Britnigs, give me the rundown on chris morris, why did he stop making kino?
When the resolution changed from SD to HD he could no longer adequately hide his freakishly disgusting visage, so was forced into hiding by a mob of irate peshwari school children.
couldn't he just do a phantom of the opera sort of thing, get himself a little mask or whatever?
He does bits for Stewart Lee. Admittedly filmed in the shadows now I think about it.
>Also why do you call the bathroom "going to the louis"
Because you have labyrinthitis
It's "loo" not louis. There is no strong evidence as to where it came from.
ok well why do you call trucks laurie and cars "minnie"
The Day Shall Come was fricking great. Not as good as Four Lions, but still great. Criminally underrated
sell me on it anon, I'm open to it.
It was garbage, English comedians utilizing American actors never works well
>English comedians utilizing American actors never works well
Ahem
Oops forgot pic
>you find out brits are behind this show
>laugh uncontrollably when you realize the lead actress has the same name as the british word for commode, "Louis"
Nah mate, it's "loo". As in "I love loo seats"
>brit pronounces "Louis" as "Lewis" instead of the french pronunciation, "Lew"
welp
That's not how French pronounce it you idiot. Do you even speak frog?
>Do you even speak frog?
I get the joke but belgians sound more like frogs if you ask me. That throaty babytalk sort of way they speak.
You'll wet yourself when you find out "trump" means "fart."
Seeing that word blown up in big letters for years across the news channels always made me laugh
That and the fact he always looked like he couldn't get planning permission to build a house beside the Flintstones
>That and the fact he always looked like he couldn't get planning permission to build a house beside the Flintstones
Crystal Maze was based but Fort Boyard was kino
Did you also have the naked woman with clues on her body that contestants routinely felt up in the 90’s here in sweden? Was based and hot as a wee lad, removed her in the 00’s..
Forgot picture
that's not part of the french version lol
God Melinda messenger was hot.
>late night tv show where she was a guest
>They were doing something involving maggots
>unprompted, she picks one up, puts it on her tongue and shallows it
I blame her for turning me into a degenerate
Me on the left
>You will never go to Blobbyland
why live norf-bros?
mr blobby is a nonce
>never got his sticky
frick this board
top bloke
>to me!
>...
OH BOBBY
jesus christ
That is fricking hilarious
about to marathon this kino lads. haven't seen it in donkeys years
fricks sake
I have rewatched Jonathan creek more than any show ever. I know every episodelike the back of my hand. Pure magic. It was never as good after Maddie left but everything up to and including the Judas tree was still killer tv. Black canary is the peak of course.
>you can never go back to 90s Britain
I feel like a child on an inflatable being blown out to sea. I just get further and further away.
It was a different time
why are br*tish people like this
>Jack Whitehall
I already know not to watch it m8
The guy always seems to have a massive fricking neck, I hate him for this reason alone.
Jack Whitehall being an annoying attention-seeking b***h as usual
It's kino that he can go on an adult quiz show and essentially do the same routine he does on the kids show and it's still genuinely funny
Why is Richard Osmond being shilled everywhere?
He's a complete charisma vacuum.
yeah he's no donnie osmond
Hiya
Hi everyone
Hiya
because he's a groomer nonce
What's the UK's obsession with hand puppets? Every 2 ads have a puppet mascot talking to humans or some shit
they're based
I'm in fricking stiches, I can't believe I've never seen this.
>lager fanny!
Puppets are literally peak comedy
Puppets, ghosts and bingo is peak English culture.
>bingo
never been very close with my mum for whatever reasons but I find a good way to make her happy is to take her to bingo every once in a while. there's usually a bar as well so I can enjoy some pints whilst the old dears focus on their numbers.
I didn't know a webseries like Interface could be so popular.
its fairly shit these days
it always was
For me its Treasure Hunt. I had a Corgi Treasure Hunt helicopter, but sadly no Annika Rice of my own. I also remember Keith managing to land the helicopter on top of a submarine in one episode. Note post-Falklands "everyone likes Harriers" bit they cut into the op.
she's so qt
We're there ever followups to challenge aneka? It seems like half the projects were so rushed they'd fall apart instantly
Takeshi's Kino
Why do bongs get so angry when the far superior MXC is brought up?
Because MXC lacks the key ingredient.
Damn that’s a nice jacket.
>We don't like capeshit
>We don't like prostitutes
>We just love kino
>On Cinemaphile Wars
Shame he didn't like it.
ausgay not a bong but when i was a kid they played the original on TV and it seemed so bizarre and alien that a lot of us had nostalgia for it, then later we got mxc and it just felt forced and the humour didn't really land
>then later we got mxc and it just felt forced and the humour didn't really land
This
what a wazock
Your version is cringe.
>Hahaaaaaa you wazzock!
>These happy jappy chappies are on their way to storm the castle!
I swear I have a memory of him saying "Chinky in the drink" but I can't find it.
Based and Blobbypilled
It's local TV for local people. There's nothing for you here.
This is British “humour“
I don't get it tbqhfam.
she couldve raised more money working as a janitor for 6 months and donating that to the poor
Local/regional news is constantly dragging out some random person to talk about some shitty charity work they're doing when it's a slow news day. As a parody of that I think it's pretty funny
Frick me mate are you mentally disabled?
i dont want to frick your mate
Opinions on Bruce Forsyth?
Loved Price is Right but I heard he was a c**t in real life.
Does anyone remember a specific weekend morning kids game show thing? I think it was a small part of a larger whole, but in essence it was two teams playing a game. I think they played on a rooftop for some reason. One side would lose and then the losing team would pick who they thought played the worst. That player would then walk through a door into some absolutely fricked, weird situation. I remember two scenarios, one where a guy went through the door and in the next shot was in this really fake looking underwater and an octopus dropped down and latched onto his face.
I'm absolutely sure this existed, but I just can't find anything about it.
>UH-OH! That's a Chunky!
Kino kids tv
>They weren't told he was going to start singing
>They just completely lose it on live tv
90s kids tv was wild with what they did and what they could get away with.
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>HI peeple, today i will be appearing on 'arry 'ill to talk about my cooking
Only OGs know whats up
I loved this shit when i was young
I watched this film a lot
if only you knew how bad things really are
>Larry Hagman on Shooting Stars
That's how I picture every American trying to understand basic funny things. Maybe that's why their comedians have to shout all the time?
It's like watching Noel Fielding doing stand-up
ERANU
UVAVU
Does anyone on the entire British Isles actually watch Gogglebox?
Wine aunts on the elder realm of the spectrum
to put it politely
Fricking old b***hes watch it
>watching people on tele watch tele
it sounds very us but I don't know anyone that does. it's mostly love island and shit like that, that people like
My ex does apparently. She's beyond my jurisdiction so it's not my problem
/who/ died for this
/who/ killed itself
You could have bumped it. You let it die, I know you did.
Blobby is actually funny as frick, and I wont apologise.
Blobby is the best physical comedy I've ever seen
I'm a big fan of slapstick, because it doesn't take a brain
But Blobby is so completely fricking stupid, I can't help but laugh my balls off
based blobbyposter
taskmaster is the only thing that makes me laugh, other than Impractical Jokers and fat ladies falling over on AFV/YBF
Imagine Blobby on Taskmaster
just for a few seconds
As a host or contestant? I would like to imagine he just randomly runs in and gets into an all out brawl with Greg.
>Blobby falls through the show's backdrop
>wrestles Alex Horne to the floor
>turns up, looks at Greg
>BLOBBY
>rugby tackles him over his throne
>LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE FIRST AD BREAK OF THE SHOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kek I can see it