This was all planned. Jonathan beating the woman is a distraction and reason to give Marvel a reason to fire him quit on phase 5. They are going to take a year off from making movies and then come back hard with phase 5 '2.0'.
This is a distraction but it's a distraction from the banks falling which is a distraction also from the unexploded bombs they just found at the Nord Stream pipeline which is also a distraction from all the Covid vaccine deaths happening which is a continued distraction from the election that was stolen
please note everything in this post is a distraction from the fact Russia has lost over 2,000,000 men between the ages of 18 and 60 to the war in Ukraine, one way or another.
Follow through each talking point mentioned and analyze it carefully. See how it makes the most sense to be from the perspective of a Russian shill desperate to get America to stop sending ammunition and tanks
alas, we have so many close to the expiration date, it would be a shame to let them die without fulfilling their purpose of crushing shit soviet tanks by the hundreds in Eastern European fields.
Farewell, sweet Abrams. Go have one last hurrah, tiger!
Should've retired after Endgame and then lived his life as the King of Executive Producing, literally getting paid millions to slap his name on projects and do frick all
>I bet losers who live in their mom's basement is thinking that I, a millionnaire, is somehow worried about my life when they should be worried about their body fat mass
In regards to Cassie they already have a teen actor for her in Endgame. And Quantumania looks like it takes place about 2 years after Endgame so I guess it made a bit of a sense with the recasting.
When everything was going great, Feige should have been thinking "this luck is going to turn". He just seemed to assume the universe would keep giving him wins.
Sooner or later, the coin lands on the other side.
This is the fate of everyone ignorant to success. He watched a bunch of good movies made on the back of great actors, those left and he though the success would continue if they just embraced identity politics. This is why being woke is a disease.
… Go down my road running just as fast as I can
Nobody knows which is the better way
But when that man in the sky points his finger at you
Don't you ever think no-one's better than you
… God's great banana skin
Don't you laugh at nobody
You'll let the bad luck in
God's great banana skin
It's the way that it gets you
With every day good luck comes in the strangest of ways
Just keep your head down don't listen what your ego will say
'cause when that man in the sky points his finger at you
Don't you ever think no-one's better than you
… God's great banana skin
Don't you laugh at nobody
You'll let the bad luck in
God's great banana skin
It's the way that it gets you
… God's great banana skin
God's great banana skin
… When that man in the sky points his finger at you
Don't you ever think no-one's better than you
Don't you ever think no-one's better than you
… God's great banana skin
Gonna get you
God's great banana skin
Should've retired after Endgame and then lived his life as the King of Executive Producing, literally getting paid millions to slap his name on projects and do frick all
Feige is like a superstar athlete who wins a championship at the end of his prime but keeps going because they think they have more gas in the tank. He should've learned from George Costanza: go out on top and leave them wanting more.
>NONONONONONONONONONONONO SAVE US ROBERT DOWNEY JR. YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE! I'M SORRY SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"I should have listened to that fortune teller who told me if I okayed the story of Multiverse of Madness she would put a curse on my entire franchise."
You can get away with bad storytelling, shoddy VFX, but not pissing off a witch's fans.
MoM is where audiences started to turn away. It's box office collapsed as word of mouth hit, which has created apathy towards every following movie.
Eternals was an arty, niche risk that didn't come off, Shiang Chi was an origin story, and Black Widow was about a dead character. MoM was where people started to say "this is shit. I don't care anymore."
I'd still say Shang-Chi and Multiverse of Madness had enough cool stuff to sell Shang-Chi as a brand new character, and Doc Strange's movie because it was scarier directed by Sam Raimi returning to superheroes. Shang-Chi did as well as possible and Strange did too but as you say people could already smell not every multiverse story could possibly be as good. We'll get confirmation of this with the next Spiderverse and Flash movies.
Multiverse of Madness was prime example of over promise, under deliver.
Coming off of No Way Home I think the Marvel hype train was going strong.. Then MoM shit the bed.. The follow up to MoM was Love and Thunder which is arguably the worst MCU movie ever made. Then there was >Ms Marvel >She Hulk
She Hulk being one of the worst shows I've ever seen and Ms Marvel being a show for 15 year old brown people.
Round that out with the super uber depressing Wakanda Forever and you're seeing one of the worst years a studio could ever have. 2022 was just flub after flub for Marvel.
>Eternals was an arty, niche risk that didn't come off,
It could've worked but the MCU corporate touches ruined it. In the last part, the movie actually shines but all the reshot scenes and cut scenes just ruined the build up.
Bro tip: nobody will care because noboy watched Loki and nobody watched Ant-Man 3. Whatever other movie has Kang again, it will be most people's introduction to him. Myself included.
Marvelbronies loved to tell me to my face in previous weeks Quantumania was still the biggest western movie release in box office grosses for the current year. What do you think about that. Do they just need to cut budgets massively and make Marvel movies look like Morbius at best?
Boy, am I rich.
This was all planned. Jonathan beating the woman is a distraction and reason to give Marvel a reason to fire him quit on phase 5. They are going to take a year off from making movies and then come back hard with phase 5 '2.0'.
This is a distraction but it's a distraction from the banks falling which is a distraction also from the unexploded bombs they just found at the Nord Stream pipeline which is also a distraction from all the Covid vaccine deaths happening which is a continued distraction from the election that was stolen
please note everything in this post is a distraction from the fact Russia has lost over 2,000,000 men between the ages of 18 and 60 to the war in Ukraine, one way or another.
Follow through each talking point mentioned and analyze it carefully. See how it makes the most sense to be from the perspective of a Russian shill desperate to get America to stop sending ammunition and tanks
alas, we have so many close to the expiration date, it would be a shame to let them die without fulfilling their purpose of crushing shit soviet tanks by the hundreds in Eastern European fields.
Farewell, sweet Abrams. Go have one last hurrah, tiger!
>"Oh no I make caca in my pants"
>WHY ME WHY ME WHY ME FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK
"I wonder if I can shove my whole fist in that ladyboy prostitutes butthole?"
>"Frick it I'll just let Victoria take care of this on......aw frick"
Should've retired after Endgame and then lived his life as the King of Executive Producing, literally getting paid millions to slap his name on projects and do frick all
This. He should never have keep one foot in the MCU and whatever he does now. His ego couldn't handle it.
who could even replace him then because Alonso basically ran phase 4 herself while Feige actually just slapped his name on shit
>He fears the mouse
>I bet losers who live in their mom's basement is thinking that I, a millionnaire, is somehow worried about my life when they should be worried about their body fat mass
>he actually thinks Hollywood homosexuals aren't addicted to fame and attention
They made the Simu liu problem go away
Simu didn't beat a woman and get arrested and have other actors come out and say "yea he's a piece of shit"
>have other actors come out and say "yea he's a piece of shit"
What when did this happen
No he's still under contract
the whole controversy was overblown
he only said that you cannot cure pedophiles and bragged about having a white girlfriend.
"Oh well, I'll just recast Kang with another actor."
Have they ever done this outside of phase 1 when no one really cared?
They're replacing Thunderbolt Ross' actor with Harrison Ford. They also recently replaced Cassie Lang.
>Cassie
Aged up due to timeskip so recast makes sense
>Ross
Got me there but his original actor died so they had no choice in that matter
Chadwick died too and they didn't recast him
They should have recast him. Namor's rivalry with T'challa is an important story component.
Wakanda Forever is like Dark Knight Rises in that a terrific actor died, and the project became rudderless as a result.
In regards to Cassie they already have a teen actor for her in Endgame. And Quantumania looks like it takes place about 2 years after Endgame so I guess it made a bit of a sense with the recasting.
>Oy Vey I need to eat foreskins and rape children for Moloch
When everything was going great, Feige should have been thinking "this luck is going to turn". He just seemed to assume the universe would keep giving him wins.
Sooner or later, the coin lands on the other side.
This is the fate of everyone ignorant to success. He watched a bunch of good movies made on the back of great actors, those left and he though the success would continue if they just embraced identity politics. This is why being woke is a disease.
… Go down my road running just as fast as I can
Nobody knows which is the better way
But when that man in the sky points his finger at you
Don't you ever think no-one's better than you
… God's great banana skin
Don't you laugh at nobody
You'll let the bad luck in
God's great banana skin
It's the way that it gets you
With every day good luck comes in the strangest of ways
Just keep your head down don't listen what your ego will say
'cause when that man in the sky points his finger at you
Don't you ever think no-one's better than you
… God's great banana skin
Don't you laugh at nobody
You'll let the bad luck in
God's great banana skin
It's the way that it gets you
… God's great banana skin
God's great banana skin
… When that man in the sky points his finger at you
Don't you ever think no-one's better than you
Don't you ever think no-one's better than you
… God's great banana skin
Gonna get you
God's great banana skin
Feige is like a superstar athlete who wins a championship at the end of his prime but keeps going because they think they have more gas in the tank. He should've learned from George Costanza: go out on top and leave them wanting more.
>Mayhaps diversity isn't our strength.
>’okay we need to replace the whites with diverse actors instead of white guys named Chris’
Phase 4
>ms marvels dad sexually assaults women
>simu exposed for crowdfunding revenge porn to get back at Cinemaphile
>jogger thanos choke slams his gf
Diversity is our strength
>simu exposed for crowdfunding revenge porn to get back at Cinemaphile
Gonna need more information. How would spreading revenge porn hurt Cinemaphile
He helped crowdfund some Asian guy getting with a white prostitute and declared it a victory for Asian masculinity
QUICK PULL ANOTHER BLACK GUY OUT OF THE MULTIVERSE
>NONONONONONONONONONONONO SAVE US ROBERT DOWNEY JR. YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE! I'M SORRY SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
:
>*sighs deeply* get Terrence Howard on the line...
kino
>no! not the face of my carny franchise! don't hit it! not like this!
"I should have listened to that fortune teller who told me if I okayed the story of Multiverse of Madness she would put a curse on my entire franchise."
You can get away with bad storytelling, shoddy VFX, but not pissing off a witch's fans.
MoM is where audiences started to turn away. It's box office collapsed as word of mouth hit, which has created apathy towards every following movie.
Eternals was an arty, niche risk that didn't come off, Shiang Chi was an origin story, and Black Widow was about a dead character. MoM was where people started to say "this is shit. I don't care anymore."
Remember when Marveltrannies used to pull the “you’ll still watch it” card?
I'd still say Shang-Chi and Multiverse of Madness had enough cool stuff to sell Shang-Chi as a brand new character, and Doc Strange's movie because it was scarier directed by Sam Raimi returning to superheroes. Shang-Chi did as well as possible and Strange did too but as you say people could already smell not every multiverse story could possibly be as good. We'll get confirmation of this with the next Spiderverse and Flash movies.
Multiverse of Madness was prime example of over promise, under deliver.
Coming off of No Way Home I think the Marvel hype train was going strong.. Then MoM shit the bed.. The follow up to MoM was Love and Thunder which is arguably the worst MCU movie ever made. Then there was
>Ms Marvel
>She Hulk
She Hulk being one of the worst shows I've ever seen and Ms Marvel being a show for 15 year old brown people.
Round that out with the super uber depressing Wakanda Forever and you're seeing one of the worst years a studio could ever have. 2022 was just flub after flub for Marvel.
2023 not looking much better.
>Coming off of No Way Home I think the Marvel hype train was going strong..
Right so this guy doesn’t know shit.
Marvel’s been dead since Endgame kid.
Nah, Love and Thunder is when audience found out that the MCU was running on fumes and began to leave in droves.
How are you so out of touch? It was long before this.
>Eternals was an arty, niche risk that didn't come off,
It could've worked but the MCU corporate touches ruined it. In the last part, the movie actually shines but all the reshot scenes and cut scenes just ruined the build up.
Bro tip: nobody will care because noboy watched Loki and nobody watched Ant-Man 3. Whatever other movie has Kang again, it will be most people's introduction to him. Myself included.
Marvelbronies loved to tell me to my face in previous weeks Quantumania was still the biggest western movie release in box office grosses for the current year. What do you think about that. Do they just need to cut budgets massively and make Marvel movies look like Morbius at best?
Who?
"I miss when all I had to worry about was Tom Holland letting out spoilers during interviews."
>"Yes, what a terrible thing to have happened. We at Marvel™ are deeply saddened to hear the news. Our hearts are with the victim and hope they heal from these traumatic events quickly. As for the future Avengers® films and the Marvel Cinematic Universe© as a whole, let me assure all you fans, we're still moving forward, you can expect to see some other Black person as Kang.
What a great plot for Ant- Man 4!
>This must be what it’s like to be a DC executive
>MCU is finally dying
I have been waiting for this day for near a decadde
Die in a fire, piece of shit. You killed cinema.
>damn joker being more popular than endgame was the end of my career wasn't it?
"Wow, I have the most amazing idea for this new superhero movie!"
SPOILER ALERT It's just like the previous 40-50 MCU films.