I see trannies wearing those striped thigh-high socks more than I see actual women wearing them. I don't know what it is about them that makes them a troony magnet
Watched interstellar last night and it hurts. She was so cute; she had a cute voice, cute long feminine hair, cute smirky smile, cute height where normal people could use her head as an arm rest. Like I don't even get lesbian vibes at all, maybe some bi stuff. What the actual frick happened lads.
Checked her imdb. Her last roles were all women, but I think these predate the troubles. Then there's Umbrella Academy or course, where her character troons out at the same time she does.
She does have a few upcoming roles. There's a thing she wrote called Sam, where she plays Sam, a guy who goes back to a family reunion after not seeing them for a long time and has to confront difficult memories. Guessing it's about a pooner. Basically autobiographical.
Then there's two animated shows. In one of them she voices "Dusky", who I'm guessing is supposed to be a dude. The other show, she voices "Victoria", lol. She can cut off her breasts, but she still has to take the women roles to pay for it.
I guess her only hope now is starring in a middle eastern beheading video or going into porn. People only like actresses when they are cute or sexy, not if they look like discount Slim Shady.
Political Correctness has gotten to the point where it’s directly at odds with mental health.
I genuinely feel bad for trans people.
The way medical professionals treat them is again to telling a Schizophrenic all their delusions are real, and they should act on whatever the voices say.
It’s no wonder why so many of them end up committing. It’s literally a modern day curse.
Schizophrenic isn't anywhere near as profitable as trannies are. If it were, it would get promoted and pushed too, but it isn't. Trannies are a life-long patient that needs constant care and expensive procedures, meds, so-on
Schizophrenic isn't anywhere near as profitable as trannies are. If it were, it would get promoted and pushed too, but it isn't. Trannies are a life-long patient that needs constant care and expensive procedures, meds, so-on
Trannies *are* schizos. It's a blatant disorder that involves delusional thinking and severe narcissism.
Schizophrenic isn't anywhere near as profitable as trannies are. If it were, it would get promoted and pushed too, but it isn't. Trannies are a life-long patient that needs constant care and expensive procedures, meds, so-on
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Trannies *are* schizos. It's a blatant disorder that involves delusional thinking and severe narcissism.
It's also been proven that anti-psychotic medication is effective for treating gender dysphoria, and with further clinical trials will undoubtedly be proven more effective for mental health than transitioning. Even the Wikipedia editing staff was unable to discredit this information.
>Even the Wikipedia editing staff was unable to discredit this information
Insane if true. I'm convinced Wikipedia is the main lair of those Tumblr degenerates. Just look at the Talk pages:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Woman
>it is a losing battle for birthing people
Give it about a decade or so and the amount of "detransitioners" (i.e. people who realized they mutilated their bodies) is going to be loud enough to push back against this. The UK is also making some progress on the legal front (making sure laws are about sex and not gender). The US is pretty much fricked though. Too many celebs, CEOs, and media people have destroyed their kids and won't ever be able to admit it.
What they’re doing is telling a 90 pound anorexic she IS fat and prescribing diet pills and weight loss surgery. Any doctor would lose their license in an instant under any other circumstance. But now they’re celebrated for giving mastectomies to 15 year olds.
>him
Why does a man play women his whole career? Isn't it difficult enough for a woman to be an actress under the patriarchy? Why is it OK for this dude bro to steal women's roles?
I love how butch lesbians and ftms are more toxically masculine than even the functioning alcoholic construction worker catcaller. This thing's idea of a man is what it saw in michael jackson's beat it music video.
Also google lesbian domestic abuse statistics.
Hehe, I briefly worked as a mover about a year after gay marriage was federally legalized. I lost count of how many jobs were lesbians getting divorced and one of them moving out. Never helped a straight couple or two gay dudes break up.
Yeah. They look even worse than the non troon veganas because of the extra hair and especially because the clitorial growth. Testosterone enlarges the clitoris and it looks like a micro penis
I'm sickened, but curious. Not curious enough though to go look for it. I can withstand looking at mutilated penises, but extra hairy giant clitoris is likely to give me invasive thoughts where they don't belong and I don't want to be cursed
it's obvious her trauma came around the time she was in middle school in canada doing the trailer park boys
her idea of cool dude is straight out of a late 90s low-to-mid income area
like you could see "Elliot" at a 90s mall arcade
that's exactly what gender is to trannies: a crude caricature of the opposite sex. Women have no frame of reference for pressure and stress of being a man. Men have little exposure to the personal lives of women aside from porn and social media.
it's an interesting peek into the mind of a troony if you think about it.
That last season of Umbrella Academy absolutly consumed the whole stupid plot of the show, multiple episodes got taken up with talking about how her charecter was now a dude. No one else raised an eyebrow, not even a villain, they all just stood and clapped, all she did was put on a fricking leather jacket and change her name.
Previous season was consumed by coming out as homosexual, wrecking a straight marriage in 1960's Texas, and killing the husband. While her family clapped.
This show is garbage.
How many israelites were spit-roasting Ellen to have mentally broke her so badly that she decided to do this to herself? Also, why doesn't she have a fashion assistant to help her? Surely nobody paid to monitor Ellen's outfits would let her walk around in Ronald McDonald platform shoes and giant Roblox suits, all in black? It is bad enough she's a troony now, she doesn't have to turn even more heads to laugh at her
She looks like her idea of a male role model is a serial domestic abuser. Like seriously she looks like white trash here. If I saw this person in public the only reason I'd watch them is so I can film them when they inevitably start a fight with someone, and that someone would probably be their meth head girlfriend.
she's 5'1, and constantly wearing clown shoes that must be hell to walk. Can you imagine her actually trying to fight someone?
What i'd give to be a bystander at a restaurant where Ellen Page, drunk off 1 and a half Bud-light's, drunkenly "protecting milady's honor" tries too thrown down with some 5'10 average joe
Ellen's hair is so fricking shit, it is pathetic. It isn't so important as a woman, but for a man, shitty hair is a deal breaker. Can't she get a wig or something? Her hair looks disgusting
Imagine giving up being a movie star to be a manlet, who even with years of olympic levels of strength training will not be able to beat an average manlet at arm wrestling.
>Punch yourself repeatedly in the head >Hear voices soon after >The Devil whispers to you that you must slice off your breasts and mutilate your pussy in order to survive >Do so almost immediately
I think maybe that part should have been left out of the book. Also, why is Ellen so drawn to white-beater super macho man clothing when she doesn't have the body for it? She looks like a little middle school gay with a horribly weathered, 40 year old woman's face.
It’s just implants people get them all the time. What should be for chinlets born with fricked up faces to help them compensate and be normal has become something mostly for the freak shows.
Sad how surgery meant for poor souls in need of actual facial reconstructive care, like that lady who had her face torn off by Travis the Chimp, is now mostly for deranged sickos to live out their larp fantasies
I legitimately would love to see them go full moron with her and seriously try to put her in an action role. I’d pay to go see that, some 5’1 dork pretending he can beat up grown actual men and all of them having to pretend he can fight.
This is what I want. Something on the level of Tyler Perry in Alex Cross, but much MUCH worse. Audiences didn't accept him then with his effeminate movements, super tweezed eyebrows and pursed lips, just imagine what an itty bitty Page would look like on screen "kicking ass" and fricking the girl. Which you know they wouldn't be able to help themselves, they'd give Page like 3 - 4 Bond moments. It'd be glorious. Pic not related.
Ellen might not look so absurd if she wasn't always trying to channel her inner Marlon Brandon/Nsync with her stupid poses, chains, and clothing choices. She doesn't have the body for it. I guess nobody has the heart to tell her, for fear she'll go home and rope herself immediately afterwards and leave a suicide note with their name in it. Not worth the headache
ellen is now basically the same as some guy that is built like a tank and over 195cm tall but wants to wear a skirt, wtf was she thinking becoming a dude while being 150cm?
cant imagine she will stay that way forever, in 5 years shell either detrans or kill herself.
>"I'm a MAN, man." >"I always wear wifebeaters in public." >"Look at my manly chain, bruh." >"You wanna scrap? I'mma look at everyone like I wanna scrap." >"That's what MEN do, which I am one of those."
I feel like I should be insulted. It's just sad though.
it is very fun to transition into a caricature of a man >I can't just wear work out and wear tank tops and chains, I have to cut off my breasts and get ab implants
it is very fun to transition into a caricature of a man >I can't just wear work out and wear tank tops and chains, I have to cut off my breasts and get ab implants
Don't ya'll just love grillin with your zipper breasts out. I'm a real manly man! Yaaaaaaaaaah.
my wife grills meat on the bbq all the time without anybody telling her to do it/not to do it.
These people are self-blaming and addicted to victimization.
I never thought of abdominal etching until I saw Ellen's. They look pretty shit on her and very unnatural, since the rest of her body doesn't match them at all. You have to keep getting the procedure done too and it isn't cheap, not that Ellen has to worry about that.
>They look pretty shit on her and very unnatural, since the rest of her body doesn't match them at all
I would say her dick looks pretty shit on her and very unnatural
>not that Ellen has to worry about that.
Wouldn't be so sure. Ellen is rich but she is not THAT rich. The lifestyle she's leading right now is expensive and her medical bills must not be cheap, but her biggest jig right now is The Umbrella Academy and that is ending soon. Her book royalties have probably died off now too. She has no major roles lined up and is no longer sellable to a broader audience. Honestly, she can survive comfortably for some years, but what will her income source even be? Speaking fees for troony events? Her healthcare expenses will also probably increase as time goes on and her body begins to frick up due to the testosterone. I wouldn't be surprised if she's also a financial trainwreck five years from now.
She’ll always have some manner of making money/making herself the center of attention. She will die alone however, neither men nor women are fetishistic about FTMs, MTFs at the very least tend to be the center of a bunch of weird fetish shit and there’s an entire subculture and nightlife for them ti participate in but if you look into it a lot of FTMs report just having to be alone, no one wants a dickless man, the perverts want dickgirls.
>Also, what made her do it, daddy issues? Being abused in Hollywood? That interview with Bolsonaro?
she's just a tomboy that got corrupted into believing she really was actually a man
Yup. The tl,dr from her book is that she really, really resents her parents, her dad most of all. Her dad even liked that Jordan Peterson post that called her surgeons butchers, she seethed about it in the book.
I wouldn't be surprised if she is autistic or otherwise neurodivergent to some degree, from the way she writes.
No abuse. She speaks of her mother being disappointed that she wasn't girly enough and pretty much nagging her to be girlier. Also being disappointed when she came out for the first time but being more understanding when she trooned.
I actually think from the neck down you can get some masculine energy from looking at this picture. The style, the bf%, the slightly defined delts, even the shitty tattoos. It seems like a style that though intrinsically masculine, doesn't feel authentic, but like a pinterest amalgamation of boyish things instead. It all falls apart when you look up of course, but the least masculine thing about the picture is not the hairless feminine face per se, but the expression it holds. The look transmits fear, shame, and perhaps even a feeling of thinking that life's been unfair, too rough, and you don't want it to be that way, but more importantly, wanting other people to see that you feel that way, as if on the verge of crying. This is all just supposition of course, and some might even say projection, but either way this is an intrinsically un-masculine look, more in line with children, young teens, and of course, women. Not saying men can't cry, but most of them, if they were going to, wouldn't make a face for it right before. They'd just let the tears fall and maybe get snotty after. Anyway, thanks for reading my shitty analysis have a good day.
The facial construction on Ellen's face looks like swollen cheeks you'd get after being punched. Maybe after punching herself, she thought the look was appealing and wanted to look like that perpetually. I also just heard her voice for the first time since her troonying and it sounds all nasally and disgusting. What a train wreck
It is hard enough to imagine Ellen punching herself stupid with her impotent little fists, let alone an elaborate knife fight scene, but it does make me smile to picture it anyway
>Ellen unsheathes her mighty broadsword, wielding it with both hands, she unleashes a powerful slash right into her foes abdomen >her foe (a 5’8 male) barely registers the butter-knife sized blade lightly brushing his stomach >he sneezes lightly, the force of the which sends Ellen hurtling backwards, smashing all of her brittle bones as she careens into a brick wall
I just can’t even imagine how hellish her life must be now. She probably gets mistaken for a little kid constantly. At a glance she genuinely looks like a 13 year old boy with a bad haircut, the sad thing is most 13 year olds probably mog the shit out of her. Even if she got leg lengthening surgery, and wore platform shoes, she’d probably struggle to even hit 5’8. What a brutal existence.
>Be Ellen >Go to Starbucks for your daily goyslop intake >Walk up to the counter >Cashier looks down at you and smiles at what she assumes is a strange looking little boy >You watch the girl's eyes go through a carousel of emotions as she stares at you >Friendly warmth, then a look of confusion, then realization >Her smile vanishes >In her eyes, total disgust, then a feigned look of normalcy settling back in >Her smile returns but it looks more like a grimace >"How may I help you today...?" >The cashier under normal conditions would have ended her question with 'sir' or 'ma'am' but chooses not to say either, afraid of using the wrong pro-noun for this ghastly abomination that is you, possibly getting pepper sprayed for it, or an axe in her face, should she have chosen incorrectly >Her gaze that was akin to looking at some sort of malignant creature is burned into your mind >Your day is now ruined and probably the whole week or even the entire month >This happens routinely >You edge one step closer to ending yourself every time it occurs
My favorite part there is I guarantee the lesbian she married dropped her cause she doesn't believe in any of this shit. There's a reason "LGB Without The T" is a thing now. The others want nothing to do with the TQ+ crowd.
>Look fairly decent with makeup despite 5 head and receding hair line >Throw it all away to play make-believe 24/7 >Lose wife
She could have just stayed as she was and ate pussy like she always did. Now unless she pays some escort money, she won't get a sniff of pussy ever again. Doesn't seem like a good trade-off
I have a hypothesis to propose. The way in which zipper breasts dress is approximate to how to women think men should dress. It is similar to how traps will dress in French maid fetish instead of how actual women dress.
She suffers from depression alongside her other mental illnesses. She probably can't find much pleasure in anything and becoming a troon was just one more attempt in finding something that'll make her happy. Once she comes off the euphoric high, it is back where she started, except life is a lot harder than it was before. Gassing herself will soon follow, unless she figures out some other way to curb the urge
She looks more lost now than she did before the surgery. She looks depressed and embarrassed about her transition in every interview while the overly happy host constantly reminds her how brave and inspiring she is. You can read it in her eyes how broken she is no matter how many times she repeats feeling joy and happiness with her life.
>She looks depressed and embarrassed about her transition in every interview while the overly happy host constantly reminds her how brave and inspiring she is.
That is legit good horror. Like, you can't even make up a better horror story because you'll always know it's not real.
There are going to be lots of trans and detrans that live a life that should be just a horror story, and we get to watch it all slowly fold out while being told left, right, and center that we are horrible people for trying to stop them.
Who knew man made horror beyond our comprehension would mean such a great time?
I see trannies already cry out why nobody tried to stop them, like that shark troony who started shitting himself out of his axe wound. When told that attempts to stop them were made, they say they were mentally unwell and further attempts should have been made. It really is a lose/lose situation for them
>Try to help them >"BIGOT!" >Don't try to help them >"WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME?!"
The best is when they are immediately cast away as lepers by their own communities, like on Preddit. They are made into a pariah the moment they abandon or question the troony religion
I think David Cage turned her into a troony. Beyond Two Souls was the turning point of her career. I wonder if michael cera still fricks her? I bet she would scratch during sex. She looks like a scratcher. Real shame about her being absolute batshit insane.
Her eyes looks so anguished, barely any light left in them. An agonized, tortured existence, wanting so badly to be something you know is impossible that it fully consumes you. Despite her fame and the money, it isn't enough, it brings her no joy
imagine going with Elliot like thats not a beat my ass and shove me in a locker name.
imagine having the initials to go E. Lee Page like a classic actor, then not doing it and looking like even more of a miserable manlet who will never feel her nipples or reach orgasm from the sensation ever again.
Can Ellen even feel sexual pleasures anymore? Her breasts are ruined and her nipples are flayed, so nothing there to work with now. Not sure what horrors she did to her genitals, but I imagine it is a similar case
If Ellen craved women, she could have just kept it under her hat like Taytay and swam in all the pussy she wanted in peace. Nobody gave a frick, she's just an attention prostitute, looking for validation. Being a troon is her trying to soak up more of it before the well dries up
You seem them in commercials. In my opinion that's where Ellen is going to have to make most of her money now outside of voice work here and there. Easier to take a chance on someone for a commercial as opposed to an expensive film/series.
It's amazing how insane she looks in all of these pics. The tattoos, tank tops, all of it.
Seriously her tank-top fetishism is just the female version of wearing tigh-high socks and frilly skirts.
Trannies make it so obvious they only have a surface level of understanding the gender they larp as.
I see trannies wearing those striped thigh-high socks more than I see actual women wearing them. I don't know what it is about them that makes them a troony magnet
They want a girl who wears those. Failing that, of course, they become the girl who wears those. It's autogynophilia dude.
One of the contestants in the Reality TV dating show in the live action adaption of Oshi No Ko
leg skin penis when?
>leg skin penis
a name for a band
What a hunk! I bet he makes women wet.
Are you guys winning?
poor boomer dad. He tried his best
Watched interstellar last night and it hurts. She was so cute; she had a cute voice, cute long feminine hair, cute smirky smile, cute height where normal people could use her head as an arm rest. Like I don't even get lesbian vibes at all, maybe some bi stuff. What the actual frick happened lads.
inception* I'm a moron sorry
If you want more Ellen cute kino, check out Juno and Whip Out. If you want some schizo gf Ellen kino, check out Hard Candy and Tracey Fragments
>Incision
She wasn't in interstellar, you're thinking of inception
She started balding a long time ago.
She's was an ugly old worn out lesbian c**t YEARS before any of this troony bullshit.
It's pretty obvious she was already on testosterone around the same time she her appearance started changing.
So that's why she got bald?
Yes. Fricking with hormones damages your body in more ways than the media and pharma companies would have you believe
balding from vegan diet + test. wait is she still vegan now given she's roiding?
She wasn't in interstellar, you're thinking of another queen MacKenzie Foy
Uhm it's *he chud
I honestly thought the joke was supposed to be that she played the role of an ayy lmao in Interstellar
That's Anne Hathaway
The israelite guy that was memory holed brainwashed her
why is she still wearing makeup?
Has Elliot even HAD a role since the... troubles? Like, a serious role, I mean?
Checked her imdb. Her last roles were all women, but I think these predate the troubles. Then there's Umbrella Academy or course, where her character troons out at the same time she does.
She does have a few upcoming roles. There's a thing she wrote called Sam, where she plays Sam, a guy who goes back to a family reunion after not seeing them for a long time and has to confront difficult memories. Guessing it's about a pooner. Basically autobiographical.
Then there's two animated shows. In one of them she voices "Dusky", who I'm guessing is supposed to be a dude. The other show, she voices "Victoria", lol. She can cut off her breasts, but she still has to take the women roles to pay for it.
Fricking pathetic considering her career.
Technically Ellen Page was a movie star.
I guess her only hope now is starring in a middle eastern beheading video or going into porn. People only like actresses when they are cute or sexy, not if they look like discount Slim Shady.
troony troony cry and cope
troony troony buys a rope
troony troony walks off chair
troony troony dangles in air
troony troony tears in eyes
troony troony ACKs and dies
>choosing to be a manlet
this b***h literally admitted she heard voices telling her to troon out and we can't fricking question the sanity of that decision
Political Correctness has gotten to the point where it’s directly at odds with mental health.
I genuinely feel bad for trans people.
The way medical professionals treat them is again to telling a Schizophrenic all their delusions are real, and they should act on whatever the voices say.
It’s no wonder why so many of them end up committing. It’s literally a modern day curse.
We need to do better as people.
Schizophrenic isn't anywhere near as profitable as trannies are. If it were, it would get promoted and pushed too, but it isn't. Trannies are a life-long patient that needs constant care and expensive procedures, meds, so-on
Trannies *are* schizos. It's a blatant disorder that involves delusional thinking and severe narcissism.
It's also been proven that anti-psychotic medication is effective for treating gender dysphoria, and with further clinical trials will undoubtedly be proven more effective for mental health than transitioning. Even the Wikipedia editing staff was unable to discredit this information.
>Even the Wikipedia editing staff was unable to discredit this information
Insane if true. I'm convinced Wikipedia is the main lair of those Tumblr degenerates. Just look at the Talk pages:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Woman
>Women constantly attempting to defend articles about women from mind-poisoned trannies trying to change things
What a battlefield. Unfortunately, the trannies are backed by Moshe's big pharma and media connections, so it is a losing battle for birthing people
>it is a losing battle for birthing people
Give it about a decade or so and the amount of "detransitioners" (i.e. people who realized they mutilated their bodies) is going to be loud enough to push back against this. The UK is also making some progress on the legal front (making sure laws are about sex and not gender). The US is pretty much fricked though. Too many celebs, CEOs, and media people have destroyed their kids and won't ever be able to admit it.
>effective
But is it more profitable
What they’re doing is telling a 90 pound anorexic she IS fat and prescribing diet pills and weight loss surgery. Any doctor would lose their license in an instant under any other circumstance. But now they’re celebrated for giving mastectomies to 15 year olds.
>we
Get the frick out of here with that bullshit lmao
Its modern day lobotomy
cue all the incels that never had a chance with him that are mad now that they have more of a chance with him, but pegging session.
>him
Why does a man play women his whole career? Isn't it difficult enough for a woman to be an actress under the patriarchy? Why is it OK for this dude bro to steal women's roles?
your celebrity husbando is never gonna peg you
This MRA is not my husbando. He's basically an incel. He keeps forcing women out of jobs that rightfully belong to them
Wanna try that again in English?
I love how butch lesbians and ftms are more toxically masculine than even the functioning alcoholic construction worker catcaller. This thing's idea of a man is what it saw in michael jackson's beat it music video.
Also google lesbian domestic abuse statistics.
Hehe, I briefly worked as a mover about a year after gay marriage was federally legalized. I lost count of how many jobs were lesbians getting divorced and one of them moving out. Never helped a straight couple or two gay dudes break up.
Why does she always dress like Eminem? Fricking wannabe.
wait, you don't wear wifebeaters all day? You're a DUDE
i've never seen him in anything so how could i know, just because he's Ellen Page's sister doesn't mean he's a good actor
>for years complains about toxic masculinity
>troons out and becomes the most stereotypical frick boy tattooed prick imagineable
LMAO pathetic, over compensating so hard, women have no idea what it actually means to be a man
My biggest fantasy is veganally rape a ftm troony and make her understand she will never be a man, one thrust at a time
You'll like this then
https://www.reddit.com/r/ftmspunished/
jesus 99% of veganas look so fricking disgusting
Yeah. They look even worse than the non troon veganas because of the extra hair and especially because the clitorial growth. Testosterone enlarges the clitoris and it looks like a micro penis
Lovecraftian as frick
I'm sickened, but curious. Not curious enough though to go look for it. I can withstand looking at mutilated penises, but extra hairy giant clitoris is likely to give me invasive thoughts where they don't belong and I don't want to be cursed
Eventually she'll get so desperate her career will go full circle and she'll go back to the Trailer Park Boys and become the new Mr. Lahey
>Trailer Park Girls
>She plays Randi’s long suffering ex husband
>Coming 2025
he should make an action movie where he fights cartels mexicans arent that tall so you could suspend disbelief
Ellen's idea of a cool dude is a man with a tank top and a chain necklace... lmao that is funny to think about
It's like when male trannies dress like schoolgirls or something
it's obvious her trauma came around the time she was in middle school in canada doing the trailer park boys
her idea of cool dude is straight out of a late 90s low-to-mid income area
like you could see "Elliot" at a 90s mall arcade
that's exactly what gender is to trannies: a crude caricature of the opposite sex. Women have no frame of reference for pressure and stress of being a man. Men have little exposure to the personal lives of women aside from porn and social media.
it's an interesting peek into the mind of a troony if you think about it.
Nobody wants a male love interest without a wiener. He is unmarketable and he knows it.
I think she's only had one role as Elliot, Umbrella Academy.
So that wins by default.
That last season of Umbrella Academy absolutly consumed the whole stupid plot of the show, multiple episodes got taken up with talking about how her charecter was now a dude. No one else raised an eyebrow, not even a villain, they all just stood and clapped, all she did was put on a fricking leather jacket and change her name.
Previous season was consumed by coming out as homosexual, wrecking a straight marriage in 1960's Texas, and killing the husband. While her family clapped.
This show is garbage.
why did she do it bros
What a waste
She looks like Tinytrip
How many israelites were spit-roasting Ellen to have mentally broke her so badly that she decided to do this to herself? Also, why doesn't she have a fashion assistant to help her? Surely nobody paid to monitor Ellen's outfits would let her walk around in Ronald McDonald platform shoes and giant Roblox suits, all in black? It is bad enough she's a troony now, she doesn't have to turn even more heads to laugh at her
those shoes must weight like 9lbs each she could take those off and kick me in half probably
Seems like she responded to the rapes by making herself as unattractive as possible.
Peter Parker in Spiderman 3
Kek, looks like a little kid trying his dads suit on. The shoes are the worst though, even some RDJ style platform shoes would look better.
Does Elliott have any roles that weren't incorrectly attributed to Ellen?
Has (s)he done anything outside of the last season of Umbrella Academy post trooning out? Why would anyone hire an average looking mantlet?
She looks like her idea of a male role model is a serial domestic abuser. Like seriously she looks like white trash here. If I saw this person in public the only reason I'd watch them is so I can film them when they inevitably start a fight with someone, and that someone would probably be their meth head girlfriend.
she's 5'1, and constantly wearing clown shoes that must be hell to walk. Can you imagine her actually trying to fight someone?
What i'd give to be a bystander at a restaurant where Ellen Page, drunk off 1 and a half Bud-light's, drunkenly "protecting milady's honor" tries too thrown down with some 5'10 average joe
I could have saved her
Ellen's hair is so fricking shit, it is pathetic. It isn't so important as a woman, but for a man, shitty hair is a deal breaker. Can't she get a wig or something? Her hair looks disgusting
Into the Forest is pretty good. Not her best role but her best movie.
>refers to her as "his" and call her by her male name
>"next Schwarzenegger" talk
good bait anon, ngl
My Twisted World by Elliot Rodger live-action adaptation.
wtf this guy is buff af, what's his training regime
I wish she had died instead of this
Does Ellen have a flesh fruit-rollup now that she has to inflate with a pump, or did she get that surgery at all?
Imagine giving up being a movie star to be a manlet, who even with years of olympic levels of strength training will not be able to beat an average manlet at arm wrestling.
>she was muh cute
>she was muh pretty
>she was muh innicent
This b***h was always hideous balding moron and I'm tired of pretending homosexuals
>posts gay magazine man
Is that Jeremy Piven?
>Schwarzenegger
More like Shortasshomie lmao
Gave me a good chuckle, congrats
>Punch yourself repeatedly in the head
>Hear voices soon after
>The Devil whispers to you that you must slice off your breasts and mutilate your pussy in order to survive
>Do so almost immediately
I think maybe that part should have been left out of the book. Also, why is Ellen so drawn to white-beater super macho man clothing when she doesn't have the body for it? She looks like a little middle school gay with a horribly weathered, 40 year old woman's face.
Is she even getting movie roles these days? Haven't seen anything since umbrella Academy
Did Ellen get jaw reconstruction surgery? How does that work? Is it a big slab of plastic they slid into the incisions in her face?
It’s just implants people get them all the time. What should be for chinlets born with fricked up faces to help them compensate and be normal has become something mostly for the freak shows.
Sad how surgery meant for poor souls in need of actual facial reconstructive care, like that lady who had her face torn off by Travis the Chimp, is now mostly for deranged sickos to live out their larp fantasies
In physically deformed but can't get surgery because it's "too risky", but mentally ill troons can get frankenstein surgery without question.
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. I hope you get the help you need. I'll pray for you
God bless ya
I legitimately would love to see them go full moron with her and seriously try to put her in an action role. I’d pay to go see that, some 5’1 dork pretending he can beat up grown actual men and all of them having to pretend he can fight.
Even better to cast her as the love interest in a chick flick. Move over Pattinson, step aside Chalamet, it’s Elliot Time.
I want to see a buddy cop movie with her and Warwick Davis.
That's beautiful, anon
This is what I want. Something on the level of Tyler Perry in Alex Cross, but much MUCH worse. Audiences didn't accept him then with his effeminate movements, super tweezed eyebrows and pursed lips, just imagine what an itty bitty Page would look like on screen "kicking ass" and fricking the girl. Which you know they wouldn't be able to help themselves, they'd give Page like 3 - 4 Bond moments. It'd be glorious. Pic not related.
Haven't seen this type of chain since middle school, it was all the rage back then
Ellen might not look so absurd if she wasn't always trying to channel her inner Marlon Brandon/Nsync with her stupid poses, chains, and clothing choices. She doesn't have the body for it. I guess nobody has the heart to tell her, for fear she'll go home and rope herself immediately afterwards and leave a suicide note with their name in it. Not worth the headache
His best role has yet to come and that being the one when he attended his own funeral
ellen is now basically the same as some guy that is built like a tank and over 195cm tall but wants to wear a skirt, wtf was she thinking becoming a dude while being 150cm?
cant imagine she will stay that way forever, in 5 years shell either detrans or kill herself.
I wonder if her pussy is still nice.
>"I'm a MAN, man."
>"I always wear wifebeaters in public."
>"Look at my manly chain, bruh."
>"You wanna scrap? I'mma look at everyone like I wanna scrap."
>"That's what MEN do, which I am one of those."
I feel like I should be insulted. It's just sad though.
it is very fun to transition into a caricature of a man
>I can't just wear work out and wear tank tops and chains, I have to cut off my breasts and get ab implants
Hed kick the shit out of you though lmao and beat you in an arm wrestle.
Don't ya'll just love grillin with your zipper breasts out. I'm a real manly man! Yaaaaaaaaaah.
>all vegetables
f2m are unironically worse than m2f
every f2m is a successfully zogged tomboy
both gremlins
>That rolling pin pear body
Is this why Ellen wears black all the time and baggy clothing, to hide the hips?
Why would you grill vegetables??
Uh is this a trick question? Because it tastes good?
Bit confused by the question my self. I always grill vegetables like onions and peppers along with my meats. Grilled corn is fricking delicious.
Imagine grillin veggies with your bro and you can just bend him over and frick his pussy, then back to grillin!
Stop being such a homosexual.
I'm only fricking my twink bussy while grilling BBQ beef ribs and tomahawk steaks, like a real manly man.
Imagine her voice
>FLAT FEET
What's with the gloves?
you don't grill with welding gloves on?
kek, someone hold this homosexual down boys
The gloves are just the cherry on top here. Fricking bizarre looking. Who does that? Does she need the gloves for hand scooping charcoal?
incredibly sad that a girl didn't feel like she could just grill vegetables sheeyit
kek'd and feel bad
>Only 18 years old
>Body is 100% fricked
>Nasty neckbeard growing all over the place
At least Ellen decided to troon herself after she was old and busted. Sad when they do it this young
my wife grills meat on the bbq all the time without anybody telling her to do it/not to do it.
These people are self-blaming and addicted to victimization.
where her nipples at
Are you blind?
Yeah because a girl couldn't just ask , you need to chop your tips off to be eligable to grill.
Was hotter as a woman. But they are still attractive
I never thought of abdominal etching until I saw Ellen's. They look pretty shit on her and very unnatural, since the rest of her body doesn't match them at all. You have to keep getting the procedure done too and it isn't cheap, not that Ellen has to worry about that.
>They look pretty shit on her and very unnatural, since the rest of her body doesn't match them at all
I would say her dick looks pretty shit on her and very unnatural
don't they have to attach the neowiener to that spot under your belly button to get it to work?
>not that Ellen has to worry about that.
Wouldn't be so sure. Ellen is rich but she is not THAT rich. The lifestyle she's leading right now is expensive and her medical bills must not be cheap, but her biggest jig right now is The Umbrella Academy and that is ending soon. Her book royalties have probably died off now too. She has no major roles lined up and is no longer sellable to a broader audience. Honestly, she can survive comfortably for some years, but what will her income source even be? Speaking fees for troony events? Her healthcare expenses will also probably increase as time goes on and her body begins to frick up due to the testosterone. I wouldn't be surprised if she's also a financial trainwreck five years from now.
She’ll always have some manner of making money/making herself the center of attention. She will die alone however, neither men nor women are fetishistic about FTMs, MTFs at the very least tend to be the center of a bunch of weird fetish shit and there’s an entire subculture and nightlife for them ti participate in but if you look into it a lot of FTMs report just having to be alone, no one wants a dickless man, the perverts want dickgirls.
So did she actually get a fake dick or does she still have a normal pussy?
Also, what made her do it, daddy issues? Being abused in Hollywood? That interview with Bolsonaro?
pussy with a giant clit from all the testosterone
>Also, what made her do it, daddy issues? Being abused in Hollywood? That interview with Bolsonaro?
she's just a tomboy that got corrupted into believing she really was actually a man
>daddy issues
Yup. The tl,dr from her book is that she really, really resents her parents, her dad most of all. Her dad even liked that Jordan Peterson post that called her surgeons butchers, she seethed about it in the book.
I wouldn't be surprised if she is autistic or otherwise neurodivergent to some degree, from the way she writes.
apparently she was sexually and emotionally abused by her mother.
now she can get revenge with her neowiener
No abuse. She speaks of her mother being disappointed that she wasn't girly enough and pretty much nagging her to be girlier. Also being disappointed when she came out for the first time but being more understanding when she trooned.
Maybe he could play John Connor if James Cameron made the true Terminator 3.
dudettes's shoulders are more defined than mine.
how can I met some male to male transitional hormones
She definetly got some jaw work done too, they're noticeably wider than her cheekbones now.
She wanted the full Dolph Lundgren facial package when she looked in the catalog at the clinic for reshaping her jaw
she's going to hang dong in the next role
Whenever I see him with short sleeves, I'm looking for penis scars
I wouldn't be surprised if she got turned down for the frankenpenis, too little flesh to repurpose.
I actually think from the neck down you can get some masculine energy from looking at this picture. The style, the bf%, the slightly defined delts, even the shitty tattoos. It seems like a style that though intrinsically masculine, doesn't feel authentic, but like a pinterest amalgamation of boyish things instead. It all falls apart when you look up of course, but the least masculine thing about the picture is not the hairless feminine face per se, but the expression it holds. The look transmits fear, shame, and perhaps even a feeling of thinking that life's been unfair, too rough, and you don't want it to be that way, but more importantly, wanting other people to see that you feel that way, as if on the verge of crying. This is all just supposition of course, and some might even say projection, but either way this is an intrinsically un-masculine look, more in line with children, young teens, and of course, women. Not saying men can't cry, but most of them, if they were going to, wouldn't make a face for it right before. They'd just let the tears fall and maybe get snotty after. Anyway, thanks for reading my shitty analysis have a good day.
Ive never seen a picture represent mental illness more than this.
Fricking disturbing isn't it? Even more so knowing upper middle class and upper class bourgeoise encourage this.
The facial construction on Ellen's face looks like swollen cheeks you'd get after being punched. Maybe after punching herself, she thought the look was appealing and wanted to look like that perpetually. I also just heard her voice for the first time since her troonying and it sounds all nasally and disgusting. What a train wreck
I loved him as Karl Tanner
>*clinkity-clinkity-clink* *clink* *clink* *scrape*
It is hard enough to imagine Ellen punching herself stupid with her impotent little fists, let alone an elaborate knife fight scene, but it does make me smile to picture it anyway
Amazing that they actually made them look similar sized. Impressive camera work and cgi.
Ready for his prom?
Kit is probably very glad that someone is finally shorter than he is in the same photo as him
>Ellen unsheathes her mighty broadsword, wielding it with both hands, she unleashes a powerful slash right into her foes abdomen
>her foe (a 5’8 male) barely registers the butter-knife sized blade lightly brushing his stomach
>he sneezes lightly, the force of the which sends Ellen hurtling backwards, smashing all of her brittle bones as she careens into a brick wall
God damnit
I just can’t even imagine how hellish her life must be now. She probably gets mistaken for a little kid constantly. At a glance she genuinely looks like a 13 year old boy with a bad haircut, the sad thing is most 13 year olds probably mog the shit out of her. Even if she got leg lengthening surgery, and wore platform shoes, she’d probably struggle to even hit 5’8. What a brutal existence.
>Be Ellen
>Go to Starbucks for your daily goyslop intake
>Walk up to the counter
>Cashier looks down at you and smiles at what she assumes is a strange looking little boy
>You watch the girl's eyes go through a carousel of emotions as she stares at you
>Friendly warmth, then a look of confusion, then realization
>Her smile vanishes
>In her eyes, total disgust, then a feigned look of normalcy settling back in
>Her smile returns but it looks more like a grimace
>"How may I help you today...?"
>The cashier under normal conditions would have ended her question with 'sir' or 'ma'am' but chooses not to say either, afraid of using the wrong pro-noun for this ghastly abomination that is you, possibly getting pepper sprayed for it, or an axe in her face, should she have chosen incorrectly
>Her gaze that was akin to looking at some sort of malignant creature is burned into your mind
>Your day is now ruined and probably the whole week or even the entire month
>This happens routinely
>You edge one step closer to ending yourself every time it occurs
>Get married to a lesbian
>Lasts roughly two years
>Troon it up
>Wife (?) immediately divorces you
Was it worth it?
My favorite part there is I guarantee the lesbian she married dropped her cause she doesn't believe in any of this shit. There's a reason "LGB Without The T" is a thing now. The others want nothing to do with the TQ+ crowd.
Penis status?
Page really didn't realize just how tough it is being a guy.
What a stupid b***h whose career is over.
Think how much money she could’ve saved if she’d just tattooed
>MENTALLY INSANE
across her forehead
damn he looks hot here
doesn't look like she got jaw surgery really lol
it's just more noticeable with her short kpop hair
>Look fairly decent with makeup despite 5 head and receding hair line
>Throw it all away to play make-believe 24/7
>Lose wife
She could have just stayed as she was and ate pussy like she always did. Now unless she pays some escort money, she won't get a sniff of pussy ever again. Doesn't seem like a good trade-off
I have a hypothesis to propose. The way in which zipper breasts dress is approximate to how to women think men should dress. It is similar to how traps will dress in French maid fetish instead of how actual women dress.
Been interested in listening to her audiobook, it sounds like a long confession before her inevitable suicide.
She suffers from depression alongside her other mental illnesses. She probably can't find much pleasure in anything and becoming a troon was just one more attempt in finding something that'll make her happy. Once she comes off the euphoric high, it is back where she started, except life is a lot harder than it was before. Gassing herself will soon follow, unless she figures out some other way to curb the urge
She looks more lost now than she did before the surgery. She looks depressed and embarrassed about her transition in every interview while the overly happy host constantly reminds her how brave and inspiring she is. You can read it in her eyes how broken she is no matter how many times she repeats feeling joy and happiness with her life.
>She looks depressed and embarrassed about her transition in every interview while the overly happy host constantly reminds her how brave and inspiring she is.
That is legit good horror. Like, you can't even make up a better horror story because you'll always know it's not real.
There are going to be lots of trans and detrans that live a life that should be just a horror story, and we get to watch it all slowly fold out while being told left, right, and center that we are horrible people for trying to stop them.
Who knew man made horror beyond our comprehension would mean such a great time?
I see trannies already cry out why nobody tried to stop them, like that shark troony who started shitting himself out of his axe wound. When told that attempts to stop them were made, they say they were mentally unwell and further attempts should have been made. It really is a lose/lose situation for them
>Try to help them
>"BIGOT!"
>Don't try to help them
>"WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME?!"
The best is when they are immediately cast away as lepers by their own communities, like on Preddit. They are made into a pariah the moment they abandon or question the troony religion
The Woody Allen movie is only time I've seen her. She was good.
I think David Cage turned her into a troony. Beyond Two Souls was the turning point of her career. I wonder if michael cera still fricks her? I bet she would scratch during sex. She looks like a scratcher. Real shame about her being absolute batshit insane.
isn't he like 4 feet tall?
FRICK HOLLYWOOD MARXIST israeliteS
What's with women amd having random little tattoos
That haunted look in her eyes. I could have saved her, bros. And now it's too late...
Her eyes looks so anguished, barely any light left in them. An agonized, tortured existence, wanting so badly to be something you know is impossible that it fully consumes you. Despite her fame and the money, it isn't enough, it brings her no joy
Too old
she will never be a real man
sad
imagine going with Elliot like thats not a beat my ass and shove me in a locker name.
imagine having the initials to go E. Lee Page like a classic actor, then not doing it and looking like even more of a miserable manlet who will never feel her nipples or reach orgasm from the sensation ever again.
Can Ellen even feel sexual pleasures anymore? Her breasts are ruined and her nipples are flayed, so nothing there to work with now. Not sure what horrors she did to her genitals, but I imagine it is a similar case
Not if I have anything to say about it.
this sacrifical piece exists so zoomers cant easily search for the supreme gentlemen.
am i gay if i thought she was hot before???
If Ellen craved women, she could have just kept it under her hat like Taytay and swam in all the pussy she wanted in peace. Nobody gave a frick, she's just an attention prostitute, looking for validation. Being a troon is her trying to soak up more of it before the well dries up
Zoomers and Gen Alpha don't give a frick about muscles tho.
Why didn't she just start taking Anavar and taking the glorious varbie route?
Whew, would've been hot as hell.
Why are mtf tranies shilled in media but you never see a ftm lesbian in a commercial or a movie?
You seem them in commercials. In my opinion that's where Ellen is going to have to make most of her money now outside of voice work here and there. Easier to take a chance on someone for a commercial as opposed to an expensive film/series.
Because one's a man and one's a woman and it's a man's world. Ftm aren't even remotely taken seriously by anyone.
Who do you think she'll be in the remake of Time Bandits?
New James Bond:
Transition and Let Dilate
Is it gay to frick Ellen?
Technically no but colloquially yes
She always looks so sad
This dude looks creepy, almost looks like Elliot Roger