What is his canon event?
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What is his canon event?
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Uncle Ben died to obesity, motivating Petuh Parker to exercise and maintain a healthy diet as much as he can despite his physical and mental struggles
He was lonely, ostracized, because of his weight
I wonder if his Kingpin would be really thin. Kinda scary to think about
Does this version of Kingpin still say "this city"?
>Kingpin as Spider-Man
Would it be better than when Doc-Oct was Spider-Man or no?
He tried to gain weight, but he failed due to his WEIGHT
I miss Fiskposting
Kino
Getting to tacobell before it closes so he'll have the fuel he needs to shit all over the green goblin.
Plot Twist: This reality's spider-man IS wilson fisk.
If there was a superhero that explosively shit all over you, crime would drop to 0% overnight
That or umbrella and goggle sales would skyrocket.
The hilarity of The Joker being shat on would be fricking outlandish
Or maybe Spidey would deal exclusively with criminals who have a scat fetish
next video when?
While on a visit to the hotcake factory, Peter got over excited about the sample handout and shoved his way to the front of the line, accidentally pushing Uncle Ben into a vat of hotcake batter.
Some guy stole HIS pizzas.
With great power came great obesity.
>SHOCKEERRrrrrrrrr
>*heavy breathing*
>GET BACK H...
>*gasps for breath*
>I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE END OF THIS ALLEY
Its literally the same for every spiderman.
The carl's jr closed down due to health code violations
Does he frick fat versions of the female characters or are they made into liking fat guys instead
ai art is scary
Where did you get this picture of Slott?
Anyone else just see this guy launching himself about like a boulder from a trebuchet?
Forget canon events, imagine this spiderman falling into Miles during the chase scene
So who would Fatter-Man's rogues gallery be? Aside from diabetes.
Black Fat, Black Cat but Fat
>Chunky Black Cat
Almost makes me want to do fanart, almost
Sheer heart attack
Wtf is kira doing in nyc?
Green Gobblin'
Craving the Hunter
Mysteri-o's (he's a cereal tie-in)
And, of course, his greatest foe - Dr. Nowctopus
Craving the hunter sounds like a porn comic title.
Also kek at Mysteri-o's, that's an old joke, but one i'm not tired of.
where was he in the movie?
Trips, the bathroom silly.
Wouldn't that just make them commit MORE crimes? Btw this reminded me of Burnt Face Man "Crime is a shit that needs wiping up" *Kick* "Take THAT crime, you Shit!"
he accidentally ate gwen
all the twinks and BPD girls that remain unfricked by Spider-Whale.