>OI IS THAT MY DOGHTER DATING JAMAL WILLIAMSON? ALL RIGHT WIT ME, M8. I AINT A ROICIST c**t. HE CAN FOOK HER ALL HE WANTS. >MY PROIME MINISTER IS A SHARIA LAW TERRORIST? AT LEAST WE AINT SPEAKING GERMAN
Master and Commander
Withnail and I
Football Factory
Zulu
ITV News weather girls
and an honourable mention from a fellow norf, Dead Man's Shoes because that's where I'm from and I see blokes like him everyday
morons ITT think he's drinking a pint and is therefore a bong. If they had ever travelled outside their third-world shithole, they'd know that he's drinking a stein, implying that he's probably in Germany. Smdh.
I've got 2 steins on my kitchen shelf, they're a lot bigger than that. that's just a tall pint glass. and besides, there's plenty of pubs where I live where you can order a stein of beer, it's not exclusively german
no I'm a filthy norf but there's plenty of german style pubs in my area that sell all kinds of german stuff. and yes, you can order them in steins unlike the other moron thinks that you can't get them anywhere else in the world
it's a wheat beer as well I think and for some reason makes me really fricking gassy so I can only drink a few pints of them before moving onto something else. not tried the other one you mentioned
I'm pretty sure there's one just on the way to Sheffield from where I live and I used to go with my mum. can't beat a cheap carvery and some pints really. and a 3.99 all you can eat brekky sounds no worse than what I'd cook at home for myself for a more expensive price. places like that usually have unlimited refill coffee/tea as well for like 90p
>went into detox last week for booze >big fat stereotypical norf sat in the bed across from me >spent the entire week watching footy highlights and matches on his iPad whilst nurses brought him constant slices of marmalade toast and cups of tea >I finally get released >he looks up at me and says "good luck pal" and went back to watching footy whilst the nurses try to find the extra extra large blood pressure arm band
I have doctor's orders to drink a beer at least every 2-3 hours until the withdrawals go away so I'm enjoying that part at least. I do have to attend AA meetings as well
AA group is pretty based, not what I expected it to be. I do have to have small amounts of booze though otherwise I start shaking like a b***h about to be raped. Apparently it should go away within a month or so.
Point Break (2015) followed by Surfs up (2007?)
He doesn't watch films he only watches the footy and Only Fools and Horses reruns
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels
These
Also:
>Snatch
>Get Carter
>Kelly's Heroes
Escape to Victory
Italian Job
Alfie
It's one of these but he also watches the worst of the old Bond films a lot.
love me roger moore movies
Third nipple, midget, fat American sheriff, slide whistle car jump... yep...The Man With The Golden Gun is absolutely his favourite.
He's the maaaaan with the hairless plums
He's the maaaaan with receding gums
DaltonGODS wwa?
DaltonUBERMENSCH have ascended from the conversation, it's primordial fact Dalton is the best James Bond.
> REV UP THE BUGATTI EEEY
>OI IS THAT MY DOGHTER DATING JAMAL WILLIAMSON? ALL RIGHT WIT ME, M8. I AINT A ROICIST c**t. HE CAN FOOK HER ALL HE WANTS.
>MY PROIME MINISTER IS A SHARIA LAW TERRORIST? AT LEAST WE AINT SPEAKING GERMAN
Britons are pathetic.
>It's a /misc/ divide & conquer memes post
The Long Good Friday
the godfather, always that
The Benny Hill Show
Zulu
Bridge on the River Kwai
Dambusters
Simple as.
transformers and rambo
a guy i know who kinda fits into this stereotype really likes those movies
Layer Cake or Finding Jack Charlton
If he's Norf
>Kes
If he's Souf
>Nil by Mouth
Any-fink wi' Danny Doi-ore
Nah they all think Danny dyer is a mug
you melt
>SHUT IT YOU NONCE
>only watches IT Crowd and Detectorist reruns on cable
The Football Factory
Some very British TV movie aired twice on BBC 3 in November, 1987.
Sexy Beast
footy. falls asleep to whatever his missus is watching every night. simple as.
The Full Monty
Get Carter
United vs Liverpool
Der Ital-yun Job, but der won wiv Michael Caine (national treasure innit?) not der fakkin' yank remake.
"Yor only spozzed tah blow der bladdy doors orf!" Fakkin' 'illarious, innit?
Danny Dyer is a soft southern shandy drinking poofta.
Simple as.
He only watches footie and that one footie documentary about the time NORF FC defeated SOUF FC and won the cup in 1987.
I.D
The Krauses movies!
Carry On Camping
phwoar wouldn't mind booking me holidays there m8 know what i mean lol
Cwwwwoooooar!
That guy lost weight. Can't be bothered looking up the picture though.
and thats why youre still a bloater
The Blues Brothers
Bloodsport
Robocop
Snatch
The Big Lebowski
The Fellowship of the Ring
Goodfellas
>Bloodsport
>Robocop
>The Big Lebowski
>The Fellowship of the Ring
Absolutely not
Don't care, long as it's not any artsy-fartsy bollocks. Would rather have the footy on mind, but it keeps the missus and kids happy.
Norf by Norfwest
Due Souf
Mancunian in the Middul (FC Stand)
Withnail and I.
Bloody ponce, he is.
Master and Commander
Withnail and I
Football Factory
Zulu
ITV News weather girls
and an honourable mention from a fellow norf, Dead Man's Shoes because that's where I'm from and I see blokes like him everyday
morons ITT think he's drinking a pint and is therefore a bong. If they had ever travelled outside their third-world shithole, they'd know that he's drinking a stein, implying that he's probably in Germany. Smdh.
I've got 2 steins on my kitchen shelf, they're a lot bigger than that. that's just a tall pint glass. and besides, there's plenty of pubs where I live where you can order a stein of beer, it's not exclusively german
Where do you live, Austria?
no I'm a filthy norf but there's plenty of german style pubs in my area that sell all kinds of german stuff. and yes, you can order them in steins unlike the other moron thinks that you can't get them anywhere else in the world
this is much more German
Or a pint of Augstiner, even though Paulaner Weis is the best.
if I'm drinking German beer it's either Krombacher or Erdinger
For me, Erdinger is like Paulaner, only not as good. I only drink Paulaner Weiss when it comes to German beer, though Hacker-Pschorr is good.
it's a wheat beer as well I think and for some reason makes me really fricking gassy so I can only drink a few pints of them before moving onto something else. not tried the other one you mentioned
is toby's carvery any good? any ukgays present
I'm pretty sure there's one just on the way to Sheffield from where I live and I used to go with my mum. can't beat a cheap carvery and some pints really. and a 3.99 all you can eat brekky sounds no worse than what I'd cook at home for myself for a more expensive price. places like that usually have unlimited refill coffee/tea as well for like 90p
the ramekin of beans causes controversy
Imo they are fantastic. Unless you're unlucky and your local one is a shithole or the carver is a stingeh bastid then the value is unbeatable
FC Highlights
>went into detox last week for booze
>big fat stereotypical norf sat in the bed across from me
>spent the entire week watching footy highlights and matches on his iPad whilst nurses brought him constant slices of marmalade toast and cups of tea
>I finally get released
>he looks up at me and says "good luck pal" and went back to watching footy whilst the nurses try to find the extra extra large blood pressure arm band
based
good luck on staying clean anon
I have doctor's orders to drink a beer at least every 2-3 hours until the withdrawals go away so I'm enjoying that part at least. I do have to attend AA meetings as well
take it easy bro, you'll make it.
AA group is pretty based, not what I expected it to be. I do have to have small amounts of booze though otherwise I start shaking like a b***h about to be raped. Apparently it should go away within a month or so.
what's your favourite bong ale lads? we can't let the jerrys win
Dambusters (1955)
Di ard