What is it about Harry Potter that creates inconceivable obsession? How come literally no other IP can achieve this?
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What is it about Harry Potter that creates inconceivable obsession? How come literally no other IP can achieve this?
>10 hours
I have a feeling being trans is the least of their mental illnesses
never met a straight guy who liked harry potter.
back when i was a child there were some really feminine boys that were obnoxious fans of it. all three of them turned out to be gay.
satanic black magic, sick shit.
Novel written by an elderly woman.
Boy comes out of literal crawlspace 'closet' to be celebrated for being 'weird and different'
you think a child could conceive those implications?
there's gotta be something subconsciously deeper, akin to
but why it specifically attracts homosexuals rather than plain weak boys is beyond me.
you don't see this many homosexuals behind the star wars fandom and it's a similar escapist story.
something about magic and wands makes it very gay (and satanic).
I think it is because; while boys will enjoy harry potter fine, they won't obsess over it because harry has everything handled to him. It is not like lord of the rings or dragon ball, where people get their shit beat the frick up and still get up again
Harry just has everything handled to him, VERY womanly power fantasy
>Novel written by an elderly woman.
She wasn't elderly when she wrote it. That happened later.
I love HP and I’d bet my life I’ve fricked more woman than you.
well you're the first straight HP fan i know about.
congrats.
maybe you have fricked more but then again, I don't see it as an achievement.
sure you never sucked a wiener once along the way to beat my record?
It's the same for men who like cats. Just straight homosexual shit I give the stink eye to.
same
can you picture a man living alone with a cat, laughing at it's 'cute' erratic behavior?
same way i can't figure a straight man imitating spells.
real homosexual shit.
fricking homosexuals man.
better than dogs
dogs smell like shit and are loud, my cats are clean and calm and don't smell like shit
Black person, I like HP and still have a hard on for Hermione and Luna.
you also go around the house yelling flipendo like a wiener muncher?
Got a problem with that, ass bandit?
caught me off guard you fricker
>never met a straight guy who liked harry potter
I slept on Harry Potter until the fourth book came out and a friend of mine raved to me about how much he enjoyed it. Being an open-minded fellow, I read the first book in the series and found it to be kind of okay at best. The second one was better, and then the third one was legitimately good. I read the rest of them as they came out. I enjoyed them. Then I more or less forgot about them and moved on with my life. t. straight man
This is a standard path, as the first two books are clearly Rowling trying to be the next Dahl. She packs them full of whimsy and light danger. After those did well, she realized her path would age Harry every book, so she needed something more mature to age up as the reader did. That's why the third and fourth books start to go a little wild, then by the last book you have race wars and class wars rolled up into the magic wars
It's really quite the escalation from "ohoho, time to okay life-sized chess!"
The first four are comfy mysteries for kids. Then it gets REALLY gay
maybe I was just 13 and horny. you ever think about that?
kek I was 13 years old when this movie came out
my friend saw it first, and he said "I was staring at Hermione's boobs the whole movie"
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i don't love them, but i read a few of the books and saw one or two of the movies and i enjoyed them well enough. but it does seem to have an unusually rabid fanbase. one of the most interesting things to witness was the complete shift in reputation of jk rowling among harry potter fans after saying that trans women aren't real women. it really seemed like some of the fans would spontaneously explode by attempting to come to terms that the author of the works they idolized didn't subscribe to every modern progressive idea.
stunted growth, or in women's case existing as a female.
Harry Potter is crafted to be the biggest escapist power fantasy imaginable.
Imagine you live in a shithole being bullied at school and eating slop. Of course you will want to scape to the harry potter world.
yeah sure
missed the duration
These "people" need help
>Trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible. All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate.
Prophetic
Bored, pamperered crackers.
Im more appaled by tue number of views to be honest.
>11:11:11
What a homosexual
>researching, rewriting, replaying
What kind of fricking autist do you have to be to rewrite something, for whatever reason? And what is that supposed to contribute to an "analysis"?
>media "analysis" video essay
>look inside
>plot summary
>Lily
Wow, so original.
>go to video
>comment “well done sir! Great video”
>creator deletes comment
Heh
JK rowling created a lot of new readers and then quit and never evolved the franchise so they're all stuck where it ended in the mid 2000's.
>How come literally no other IP can achieve this?
lol
>billions of years
he'd drown in his own shit
Why are troons so autistic?
Because many easily influenced and manipulated autistic people are being groomed by trannies. Trannies don’t just groom children, they go after anyone with a malleable mind.
It really is an ok franchise.
What is it about OP's homosexualry that creates one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
When did we start becoming so mentally ill? I remember in middle and high school, even college there were only a handful of spastics. Now everyone is a blue haired, vidya addicted otherkin diagnosed with BPD or some gay shit.
you get told to shut the frick up and to have a nice day instead of referred to a gender clinic
the fear of being deemed ridiculous is inexistent nowadays. some behaviors are even encouraged.
what kept weirdos in check was the judgement but we no longer have this.
When you started letting trannies, women, and leftists control schools and the media. If I speak out or say anything I’ll get ISS, thanks for fricking my generation over.
oh no, not ISS. weak ass kids scared of vacationing in another room.
Yes, because continuing to speak out will cause eventually make those ISS explosions. You guys let these freaks have power and control over us and then blame us for our generation being so fricked up. It’s literally your fault for letting these freaks brainwash us as young kids who didn’t know any better. Frick you.
It's so weird too. Harry Potter seems to be half-and-half folklore between English wizards/witches and Greek mythology instead of English alone.
it was aggressively marketed towards kids and "grew up" with them.
I thought Harry Potter was an allegory for Christian nationalism. Potter-Christ
Look at all these kinos
my favorite part about this shit is they just cant let it go, somewhere in their head they cant get over the fact that their favorite author doesnt like them. but instead of just dipping on the franchise and latching onto some other bullshit they tried to erase the brain behind what they love as if that will save the franchise. a sane minded person would just go "yeah that movie/book series was fun" and move on without ever thinking of the author, but they cant.
oh my god. she looks just like a cute little anime girl
I mean, yeah, 10 hours is a lot, but at least that's for a 7-books-long (or 8+3 films long) series.
Self-proclaimed Star Wars fanboys (Mauler and his furry friends) make essays twice that length about one single film, and most of that is just them beating around the bush and whining about politics. In comparison, what you posted does seem brief.
Idk why it's like she doesn't pass whatsoever but she's still kinda cute somehow