>what is it you want Mary, you want the moon?
>just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
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>what is it you want Mary, you want the moon?
>what is it you want Mary, you want the moon?
>just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
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He takes her clothing and refusing to return them, boasting that the police would be on his side. This is sexual assault and harassment. Hopefully a trigger warning will be added.
Thats no physically possible
He's wearing a sports jersey, anon. He's not some beltway pansy
No you moron, no one could throw it that far. And even if he could he doesnt have a big enough lasso though idiot.
There's no gravity in space dipshit. And I can guarantee you there's enough rope on the planet to fit around the moon. He's not gonna lie to some girl just to get in her pants.
He doesnt have that much rope, if he did it would be like a mountain of rope in his yard you dingus.
Even if ropes were better it would take days for his lasso to even get to the moon traveling through space, Mary isnt gonna sit and freeze her ass off all night so its a stupid idea and yours is a stupid post. Holy frick Cinemaphile is dumb
First off, it was the 50s, so he'd have plenty of land to keep his rope, secondly, people watch things to go space slowly all the time. What the hell else did she have to do back then?
You cant just claim a whole landmass even if its in outer space. If he brought it down there would be tons of legal trouble hed put on her if he tried gifting it to Mary. This guy is fricking dumb and youre stupid.
>You can't just claim a whole landmass
Yes you can, it's called eminent domain. And since the moon doesn't have a private owner, there's no fees to pay. That's why the US gained ownership of the moon after we put our flag on it. Had George pulled the moon down, and had a flag, or perhaps a family crest commissioned, he would have been in his right to be the rightful owner of the moon. From there, he'd need to declare it as a gift, but he could transfer ownership to Mary
>You cant just claim a whole landmass
*yawns and stretches*
As long as the tip of the moon was touching his yard, it would legally be his. It's like if your lawnmower is sitting in your yard, it's legally yours. Same rules for the moon
>Mr. Potter grows his grass out a little longer so he can get ownership of the moon before George can
> Mary isnt gonna sit and freeze her ass off all night
Back then, women would happily wait for a man's lasso to wrap around the moon even if it took all night to breach the Earth's exosphere. They were ladies back then.
Have you ever fricking seen how fast a lasso is?
Things were different back then. Ropes were stronger, hoops wider, moon closer. It was a better time.
At the time the US space program didn't have rockets, so the top brass in the War Department figured the best way to get to the moon was to throw a big ol lasso around it and pull it to earth. This was known as Operation Roy Rogers. Jimmy Stewart is flaunting his government connections hoping to impress the girl. You should really learn some history.
>Mr. Smith Goes to the Moon
That's why you wait until the moon is only a tiny sliver, dumbass
Frickin idiot was trying to bring down the entire moon at once right when they replace it haha
I swear anon one of these days... BANG ZOOM, STRAIGHT TO THE MOON
>her character is supposed to be 16 years old in this scene
really broke immersion.
They're both in high school aren't they? Should've got younger actors to play them.
That’s what a 15 year old looked like back then
No, George is a twentysomething stuck at home going to his little brother's graduation party
"Trigger warnings"
Get out you pixies
I love this movie, bros. Watch it every Christmas Eve with my wife and kids. Good family bonding.
MERRY CHRISTMAS YA OLD SAVINGS AND LOAN
I remember the first time I gave the moon to a girl. Of course in those days it'd only cost you 10 cents.
>only 10 cents
Well I know that that much rope would be at least 9 cents. What kind of lasso classes are you taking for a strawpenny?
Dana Carvey's Jimmy Stewart impression