What is it you would say. you do here?

What is it you would say…. you do here?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I report racism outside of /b/ when I see it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      N

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *upvoted*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only reports
      I call it out wherever I see it, be it on Cinemaphile, on reddit, on 9gag, on facebook, on google+, on imgur, on X, on Canvas, or even on somethingawful.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't call out vile racist behavior on slack

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only reports
      I call it out wherever I see it, be it on Cinemaphile, on reddit, on 9gag, on facebook, on google+, on imgur, on X, on Canvas, or even on somethingawful.

      Based! Call out racism wherever you see it.

      Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

      Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

      Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes. best. cakeday. ever.

      Edit 4: Thanks for all the cakeday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

      Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

      Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you! Amen and Awomen!

      Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by Cinemaphile.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "butthole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

      Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

      Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

      Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly frick off please and thank you!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I gave this anon Cinemaphile Gold 🙂

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder how much money Cinemaphile could make if they let people buy each other a month or a year of Cinemaphile pass.
          Not sure how hard it'd be to implement that... "your IP has been gifted one month of Cinemaphile pass by a user posting under the name Charles M. Sneed".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well you tried.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m more interested in shaming the speddit cross posters. gays

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          /pol/gays are redditors. They all came here from r/the_donald and r/incels before they were axed. They try to disassociate themselves by crying about how reddit is so progressive NOW but it certainly didn't used to be.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus...I've been here since 2009 when I was 12 and discovered /b/ from reading ED and urban dictionary. This really puts into perspective why this place is flooded with stormgays in every thread

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn. I discovered this the same year you did and I was 19. Sorry your 12 year old brain got exposed to this kinda shit that early

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >2010 is oldgay
            No kidding?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It says 2009 are newbies and they are. Anyone who came post chanology (2007) is a perma newbie forever. Post moot election tourists are double triple reddit caner newbies.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m more interested in shaming the speddit cross posters. gays

            ive been here since 2005 and you reddit Black folk obsessed with uncovering post history (since thats a reddit trait and what redditors do to "win" arguments on reddit) call me an election tourist every week

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >d-do I fit in yet guys
              Nah election tourist

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            2008 newbie here that has never had a reddit account. I don't think /misc/ is typically full enough of reddit to be a majority but it's solidly a boomer board these days. Been there since /new/ and I remember when we were shocked someone posted a wrinkly hand and we called him a cool grandpa. Now they are all old timers in between happenings at least.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This image is pretty accurate.
            I'm a 2014 newbie who migrated here from r/Cinemaphile ("haha these are funny I'm going to the source!") and never left.
            Personally I assimilated but I have no illusions that my cohort of Cinemaphile newcomers was anything but a negative for this site.
            I feel actual pain when I try to browse /misc/. everyone there is a fricking moron and probably brown too, no matter how much they spam "Black person" to try and fit in.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's the alternative if not 4ch?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. The best thing is when they come back with a different IP, seething that they got banned for saying racial slurs

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically the gayest post I've ever read on here. We used to beat the shit out of smarmy homosexuals like you back in school.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          We used to give dweebs like you swirlies. Anyone remember those? Doing a chocolate swirly was taking a dump in the toilet first

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The smug little mouthbreathing prick with chapped lips who ran to the teacher to tattle-tale when he heard bad words never gave anyone a swirlie, you need your meds badly Jimmy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            We call em chunky dunkies here in Europe

            [...]

            Dueces homie.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m sorry about what the jocks did to you. It’s not your fault.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >n-no u! I, the tattle-tale homosexual kid with a bowl cut was actually a popular jock!
            Uh huh. Cool.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never once been banned for it t b h. Almost like even jannies know it's ironic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. This man fricks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, he fricks other men. And that's not even entirely accurate, since he's the bottom. You need to reevaluate your standards.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Incorrect on all fronts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got some ITT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy's got middle management written all over him. I think a huge pay raise is in the future.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watch kinos and kneel on necks. And I’m all out of kinos

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drive

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I post images of a female streamer that I have a crush on because I have too much dignity to give her any money.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I post sneed.
    On occasion I frick and suck but you have to buy me dinner and make me feel special first.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is, OP it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
    >Don't... don't care?
    t's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I shitpost my ass off and Hiroshimoot ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, OP: I have eight different janitors on the board.
    >I beg your pardon?
    Eight bosses.
    >Eight?
    Eight, OP. So that means that when I make a moronic shitpost, I have eight different nannies coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of being banned. But you know, OP, that will only make someone shitpost just hard enough not to get banned.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and finally we come to a Mister Anon. Now, that is a straight-shooter with stickied written all over him.
      >ooh, I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that, he's been real gay lately.
      And I hear he's been having some problems with his CAPTCHAs.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Draw.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i post fun bobby b threads

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lurk mostly

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I post sneed and sneed accessories

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shift paradigms and synergize ideas to implement holistic solutions that advance our KPIs

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drive

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i create dumbledore greentexts and "imagine being arnold in that scene" variants. they've both fallen out of style but im not gonna force it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Dumbledore edits especially the ones that get vocarooed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"imagine being arnold in that scene" variants

      I love those.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go into random threads and add gasoline to fires

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    upboots to the left fellow predditor
    thanks for the gold kind sir i tip my cap to thee

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually enjoyed this thread topic but instead some gay needed to troll about how he righteously reports racists. Won't get you a gf homie, my b***h loves to say Black person

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homie
    zoomer newbies were a mistake

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kill the bus driver

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >instant reply
    Struck a nerve there keith? Get back in the locker. We’ll come get you when we need you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Noooo stop replying to me stop talking to me...
      >pissing himself so bad he can't even look me in the eyes and (You)
      What a fricking loser! Holy shit

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