What is Japanese television like?

What is Japanese television like?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really fricking obnoxious.
    The historical dramas are about the only watchable things they produce, and even then it's become an increasing crapshoot in the last 20 years

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a lot like this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the wet spot
      HOLY KINO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SLAP!

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There aren't enough fat ugly obnoxious Black folk

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did you have to bring them up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        were can I watch cute girls like this just talk about stuff?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          any idol variety show. AKBingo. shit like that. just look up japan idol group variety shows and you'd find more

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        literaly from sec 1 you could see it's a dude

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >なんか・・・男だな
        Fricking brutal

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ONNA NI NARIMASEN

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty shit to be honest. Just panel shows and react screens.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i get all my information from random gifs on Cinemaphile
      Yeah it shows.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live in Japan and Japanese tv is super cringy, and that is coming from someone that likes trash tv.
        However things like takeshi castle are super based

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are these numbers I see in the top left corner constantly? Is it the local time? Why does it need to be embedded into the show? Don't Japs have clocks in their living rooms?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So theyre not late to their soul crushing jobs. Not kidding.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Early morning shows typically have a clock on the screen so that kids and wagies don't lose track of time and miss the start of the day.

        It's pretty sensible, honestly. It's weird to me that people live in countries where this isn't common.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The clock is on 24h on some stations. I remember watching a few late night anime with the clock on. They don't stop the clock at midnight too, they keep the clock going to like 27:00 (3am)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You must be watching some weird channels. The only time I see 24+ times is when they're advertising, they're pretty useful because 'friday at 26:00" makes way more sense than "saturday at 2:00" when it comes to remembering what day a show is on. It's on Friday. If I wake up on Saturday, I'll have missed it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I get that, it's easier to track shows that way. It doesn't make sense in the US cause there's barely any night time shows, only Late Nights that have been running at the same time since the 50s or reruns of green acres. I think it's satellite channels or cable, one of the japanese premium ones that have shows uncensored.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The only time I see 24+ times is when they're advertising, they're pretty useful because 'friday at 26:00" makes way more sense than "saturday at 2:00" when it comes to remembering what day a show is on. It's on Friday. If I wake up on Saturday,
            At what time do you draw the line and make it a new day then?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Furthest I've seen was 27. I imagine they restart during their morning shows block at 4 or 5am.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              47:59, then it starts back at -24:00 to account for the missed day

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              SHUT UP troony how dare you question based NIPPON?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's weird to me that people live in countries where this isn't common.
          Not all of us aspire to being salarymen anon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Local news in the West does the same thing. It's to keep track of time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anything at all happens
      >*DING DONG* sound effect
      >3 infographics pop up on screen
      >entire crowd and everyone on the panel: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH?"
      >oldest man on the panel: "Wow, that is very interesting!"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        soul

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i can hear and see this post and i don't watch Jap tv

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gigabased Japs

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            extremely based

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I now understand why my Asian friend plays as a chick in a Nazi uniform in Call of Duty.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t play COD but I know for sure it’s too mainstream to contain a nazi uniform that’s not worn by an enemy.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not gay.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hit and miss, like everything. It's the only country left in the world that puts out entertainment aimed at humans instead of golems, though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >entertainment aimed at humans
      >nipshit
      No, an autistic bug b***h screaming "oni-cha!!!" Like a fricking 5 year old is not considered entertainment for humans.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. golem

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          paedo alert

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello beauty please show bob and vagena

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most popular idols on tv were raped

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That fricking voice

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice one, anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >raped
      They willingly had sex with the old homosexual for fame.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >male idols
      For a second I almost cared and wanted to find a list of female idols that pleasured fat old ugly men for fame.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >male idols are homosexuals
      wow, i didn't see that one coming.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But why male idols?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Number 15: raping adolescent booooys

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched this documentary recently too and It's like it is surprising? Female idols have to costantly frick their producers and even end in porn movies so obviously male idols have to do gay shit, the old gay 4 pay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The most popular idols on tv were raped
      so all those mangas were based on true events!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Living the dream!

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheesy drama scenes that clearly more suitable for anime.
    Still, the actresses are cute enough to make those cringe scenes palpable.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much this although "The Makanai" is great

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japan makes great SoL, plus Netflix series somehow had some kind of restraint instead of the usual overacting and anime moment.
        First Love was good too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The word you wanted is "palatable"

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny af

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >funny af
      If you're a literal baby, yeah.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That pic never fails to make me smile.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the highest IQ on earth
      >one of the best education on earth
      >were basically colonized by americans post WWII
      >their english are worst than pajeets and nigerians
      HOW?
      I heard is because english teachers in japan never traveled or studied abroad. But I don't buy that...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japs simply refuse to learn English
        They literally don't need it since their media are exclusively in Nip
        They just pretend to waste their time learning English because America is their master and overlord
        It's the same shit with France, in fact Japs emulate them alot when it comes to lingua franca

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s so weird though. They have an alphabet entirely dedicated to loan words, the majority of which is English transliterated into their limited set of consonant/vowel combinations. They clearly don’t care about maintaining the ‘purity’ of their language like the French since every new concept is basically just the transliteration of the English version into asiaticspeak so it’s strange they don’t want to learn it, especially when they’re obsessed with Western media too.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they produce a frickload of media themselves, so they don't even watch/play/listen to anything in english
        they have no exposure to it, and they really just don't need it for anything
        it's not like living in Europe, where you need to speak some common language to communicate with people in other countries or to have any job opportunities (since it's almost a common market)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is pretty funny how English is a mandatory course in their schools and the majority of the Japanese ended up only knowing how to say online buzzwords after graduating. I wouldn't expect much from an idol in the first place, a lot of them start their career in their childhood and there's no time for school in general.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          why's that funny? i took 2 years of spanish in high school and probably know as much. most of us found it equally useless and didn't bother to retain it or use it after graduation

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It is pretty funny how English is a mandatory course in their schools and the majority of the Japanese ended up only knowing how to say online buzzwords after graduating
          That's exactly what happens with westerners who do compulsory language in their schooling - they come out knowing frick all.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        When your country is decent there isn't as much pressure to learn about another culture and escape your own.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japs actually look down on countries who learn English and their xenophobic nature amplifies that.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Japs actually look down on countries who learn English
          japs love germany and every german under 50 can speak basic english

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine there simply isn't much motivation to learn beyond grade school if almost everyone still lives and works in Japan, where they speak Japanese
        Most high schools in America teach Spanish/French, but unless you're planning to move to a country where one of those is the dominant language, why would you bother to become fluent aside from your own personal gratification

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all their movies, tv shows and music are in japanese
        >they only like japanese stuff, liking western stuff is equivalent to a weeaboo elsewhere
        >they don't really care about hollywood/goyflix slop, if they do it's always dubbed in japanese
        >english isn't used in their daily lives, they only add english signs so tourists wouldn't bother them
        >despite english being taught in schools they really don't learn anything because it's just a sham coursework to appease the americans and they're too pussy to just flat out remove it
        >this is basically similar to how burger kids can pick learning Hispanic, latin, etc. and not knowing anything after they graduate
        >not saying that all nips suck at english, anyone who needs to speak/write/read english due to the nature of their work (tourism, news outlets like nhk, diplomatic corps) are pretty much proficient at it; their diplomats even learn the language of their country's posting

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they only like japanese stuff
          Not true at all, Hollywood and Disney are huge over there.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Always dubbed in japanese
          Lol, the theaters show both dubbed and subbed here and they are always packed for the subbed version.
          >To appease Americans
          Most of the English taught in schools is unfortunately British English
          >t. University student in japan

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japan is Disney's primary Asian stronghold. Their Disney Adults are even more hardcore then the American ones.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because language is a form of control.

        The Japanese government controls education. The requirements for education are all JET programs, and these programs are designed to hire incompetent foreigners as "teachers" purely to make it look as though schools are doing the right thing.

        If we take any other east Asian country, you'll see a great disparity here. Want to teach English in Korea? You need a teaching qualification. Vietnam? Teaching qualification. Japan? Yeah, you don't need one. Because there are no English teachers in Japan, at least not in public schools. What the Japanese hire are performing monkeys, who ideally don't speak a word of Japanese, and exist to get the children "interested" in English by playing with them. Any actual study is done from a book with a Japanese native, and most of it teaches incorrect grammar on purpose, with little to no focus on pronunciation or comprehension, just rote "X means Y" level garbage.

        A nation filled with multilinguals can be easily swayed by outside influence. A nation filled with monolinguals? Much harder, all information flow in the country can be controlled by the media.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >resisting the great satan
          based

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            English itself is a form of globohomo.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          good, frick the influence of the west

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          hi kojima

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >these programs are designed to hire incompetent foreigners as "teachers" purely to make it look as though schools are doing the right thing.
          This is true but I got to frick lots of prime jap pussy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japan has historically been an isolated country, and they still are to some extent.
        Most Japanese people have absolutely no interest in leaving Japan, or experiencing any culture or media that isn't Japanese

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know jackshit about japan.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a bit more nuanced than this where

          Because language is a form of control.

          The Japanese government controls education. The requirements for education are all JET programs, and these programs are designed to hire incompetent foreigners as "teachers" purely to make it look as though schools are doing the right thing.

          If we take any other east Asian country, you'll see a great disparity here. Want to teach English in Korea? You need a teaching qualification. Vietnam? Teaching qualification. Japan? Yeah, you don't need one. Because there are no English teachers in Japan, at least not in public schools. What the Japanese hire are performing monkeys, who ideally don't speak a word of Japanese, and exist to get the children "interested" in English by playing with them. Any actual study is done from a book with a Japanese native, and most of it teaches incorrect grammar on purpose, with little to no focus on pronunciation or comprehension, just rote "X means Y" level garbage.

          A nation filled with multilinguals can be easily swayed by outside influence. A nation filled with monolinguals? Much harder, all information flow in the country can be controlled by the media.

          is very good but is only telling half the story. The other half is that after the Americans forcfully opened up Japan before the Boshin War Japanese were deeply infatuated with all things American. They struggled to practically become them and saw America as a paradise on earth. This was the time when English was added to the schools. Overtime this imitation turned into emulation where each Japanese now wanted to surpass their former masters. This then grew into resentment and xenophobia as their country did improve until WW2 happened and these feelings of inadequacy were unleashed upon China and Korea. When they were eventually defeat by America (and Russia) yet again, it softened into what we have now, the classic Japanese disdain for outsiders while outwardly appearing polite. They're still desperately trying to prove themselves as superior but covertly rather than overtly as before. Thus you get things like sabotaging foreign influences by teaching bad English while pretending to be tolerant.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Language learning requires immersion. Japs only speak japanese and consume everything in japanese (and dubbed)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HOW?
        english is shitspeak for them, and do not give a frick about learning it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>one of the highest IQ on earth
        >>one of the best education on earth
        as someone whos lived here for 10 years, these could not be further from the truth.

        japs have pulled wool over everyones eyes.
        their intelligence and education is worse than medicre schools from the 11th century. businesses are run like moronic monkeys. theres a reason their economy came crashing down and high level executive positions get paid less than average jobs in the west.

        its a clown show here. its like a north korean cardboard city where theyre deceiving everyone. the inside is rotting and broken. i would not be surprised to see this country completely implode financially within the next 50 years

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Two more weeks whito piggo

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you finna boutta get overtaken by germany senpai

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Grass is always greener on the other side, it's still better than kips like Ireland.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          whitu piggu copeu
          daily reminder that east asians are smarter than you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro count to 100 for us in kanji.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          一二三等一百

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ten
          >teen
          >teeen
          >eito

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried learning japanese? If you're an English native, then Japanese is the single most difficult language to learn, and vice versa.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you? Japanese is fricking easy as shit.

          If you have no reason to learn a language, like most Japanese students, you won't learn it. I took French classes for a literal decade of my life in school, I couldn't speak a fricking word of it. If a topic holds zero interest for you, it's a total waste of time.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spoken Japanese is easy, written is another story.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The written language is far easier than the spoken one, you don't know what you're talking about.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s the biggest crock of shit I’ve read in my life.
                Kanji is complete bullshit. Spoken Japanese is easy to understand and pronounce.
                I’ve been nihongo jouzu’d by an old lady once so my Japanese is passable.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I’ve been nihongo jouzu’d by an old lady once so my Japanese is passable.
                That's not what that means, dude.

                you can't even read a Japanese newspaper until you're an adult because you have to learn thousands of bullshit characters

                You can learn joyo in like 3 months. I did it, it was easy. Kids don't read newspapers because newspapers are fricking boring.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can't even read a Japanese newspaper until you're an adult because you have to learn thousands of bullshit characters

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't even read a Japanese newspaper
                oh no

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you have to learn thousands of bullshit characters
                300, 400 max.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Japanese is the single most difficult language to learn
          Lamest meme of the century, it's actually ez, you're just lame in the head, German is harder (not being ironic)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            really ? everything i have ever seen puts japanese chinese and arabic the hardest for english speakers . German is always placed at medium difficulty

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am stating my opinion, obviously it's not going to match official reports

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i can see where your coming from though chinese grammar isnt too hard from my tim studying what ramps the difficulty is the characters and that a lot of words sound the same . german seems the opposite the grammar and syntax seems difficulty with things like declension but then at least it uses an alphabet and has similarities with english

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Chinese is considered the hardest above literally everything else
              >t. wasted my life doing languages at uni

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        english are worst than
        Lol what the actual frick?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they need to learn the language of goyim?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they dont really watch american media like the middle east africa and latin america does

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        english is the most pozzed language

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be a Germanic language
          >have a bunch of French and Latin in it
          What did we mean by this?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was right about language, the way Kojima is always right about everything.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's bizarre other asians with harder languages are much better at english

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >luke
      >luuke
      >luuuke

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love this image so much. Japanese girls are so cute.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me its "eito"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >じゅう
      >じゅうう
      >じゅううう

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey now, cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          heh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen this Morning Musume "Take a Chance" video like a million times thanks to that aitor cringe video, a legit banger, I'm not even a weeb or know anything about japan but Goddamn these girls are cute and hot, also this pic has to be like 10 years old, crazy how fast time flies

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wonder what aitor is up to these days

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    code?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What is Japanese television like

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come Japan is the only country with such degree of self awareness and they haven't developed second hand embarrassment?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the videos people post from there i can't finish watching due to second hand embarassment. Why do they do this... I mean i'm from Brazil, we had our fair share of embarassing moments in tv too, but at least it's more normal nowadays

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm from brazil
        I'm sorry

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weird, most of the ethnic nips i know are brazilians.
        Even weirder, they have depressing bundas

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the videos people post from there i can't finish watching due to second hand embarassment. Why do they do this... I mean i'm from Brazil, we had our fair share of embarassing moments in tv too, but at least it's more normal nowadays

      Cute girls and boys could get away with almost everything in Japan.
      Every time someone does silly, cringe things the audience would just say 'kawaii'.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even the cuteness can save them... but it makes it a bit more tolerable at least

        Weird, most of the ethnic nips i know are brazilians.
        Even weirder, they have depressing bundas

        Yeah we have a huge amount of japanese immigrants down here, although they are mostly on the southeastern region (São Paulo, Minas, etc.. the 'rich' part of the country).

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cute girls and boys could get away with almost everything

        Where is this not a universal law?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she seems nice

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who this chick is but I love this webm.
    Sometimes they let their guard down and you see their real selves for a glimpse before they shift back into fake cringe mode.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheng Xiao, chinese idol who was in a kpop group

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice legs, but her face looks kinda bogged compared to the webm.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          she is bogged currently but that photo you replied to is just more makeup and filters.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is fricking cute holy shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheng Xiao, chinese idol who was in a kpop group

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    like bags of sand

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    japanese humor, LOL

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hilarious! I want to see more ahaahahahah do you have a link?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no but check this out haha it's hilarious

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Two girls feeling on her big jiggling breasts and soft chubby belly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japan is a different world.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          is this porn?
          code?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah it's Naruto

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that fat on her back
          holy sexo

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            For me it's black suit on her face with her little outfit falling off her ass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      please tell me you can sauce me up on this girl

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mizuki Tama

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf i love japan now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no but check this out haha it's hilarious

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Japanese women so much it's unreal.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you love hot japanese women

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. African Americans can have all the white women. As long as I get a trad jap wife.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      iktf

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never had a girlfriend.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      just go to Japan

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd need herculean force to stop myself from grabbing that ass

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it gay if you get a boner ?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's her mission

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i love you can tell she was got hurt from the fall, but they reshot the reaction to make it looks silly

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              wdym, they just cut to a different camera

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              its just a different angle and like maybe half a second later, doesnt look like a reshoot

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        YAMERO!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so, maid cafés basically are just soft core strip joints/brothels?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't look like a maid cafe, looks more like an event booth

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Koislop

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed anon. It was pretty good. Well done.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know all those reaction videos which plague Youtube with the open mouthed thumbnail? It's like that. Make of that what you will.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      japan is such a shit hole

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >something funny happens
    >I'm about to laugh
    >a fake studio audience goes EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, JAV is direct to video.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it still direct to video like stores exist solely to sell physical JAV or is it all VOD shit now? The Japanese have always been a generation behind on adopting technology so I wouldn't be surprised if physical media is still king over there.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nips like their brick and mortar stores, but you can get JAV on VOD, or buy them on the internet if you absolutely want the dvd but are too scared of the porno store

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Physical is slowly dying, there's been a heavy streaming push over the past couple of years.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Japan worth it for sex tourism? Not interested in hookers/human slavery, and I've never really been into Asian girls in general, but would it be worth a trip just to get some pusy? They seem to like big white guys over there

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to doompost, but if you don't frick where you currently live, you wont frick chicks in Japan.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do frick here in America, one of the benefits of being 6'3". I'm just looking for something more exotic. Africa is off limits for obvious reasons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They seem to like big white guys over there
      It depends.
      You can find gaijin hunters who fetishize white guys, but most japanese girls wouldn't touch a non-japanese guy with a 10 foot pole

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      youd need yellow fever
      the average japanese woman is built like yoko ono mixed with taylor swift, with heavy skew towards yoko
      Japan doesnt let ugly people into media, they dont hire chrissy teigen looking bikini "models"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all, I lived there for three months, I do pretty good in the states, barely had any attention from Japanese women. The “Japanese women like white guys” thing is a total meme, maybe if you actually live there and speak Japanese fluently. If you don’t speak Japanese well just give up because none of them (literally none) speak decent enough English for you to communicate. And hiring hookers there while easier than other countries is spendy and weird.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'd have to be really good looking to frick real japanese women. the ones you see on the street/public, and there is a lot of them that are beautiful tbh. some even have great bodies. otherwise youd have to resort to the nightlife and going to bars/clubs etc. these girls are the bawds of japan though and they have a high rate of stds and are generally extremely average or a tad ugly. the hot normal ones i mentioned earlier all go home after work and don't go out for fun because they sleep early for work the next day. theyre pretty npc-ish. you can only catch them during work commute hours. or if you want a cheat code, get them when theyre young before they turn into nocs. they're more full of life and fun. i'm talking about the ones who are 18-25 and are dressed more rebellious. (like western egirls)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nocs
        ??

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          npcs my bad

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only decent non anime show to come out of japan is game center CX, prove me wrong
    pro tip: YOU CANT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love me some kachou

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any good Japanese dating shows in Japan?

    Like chicks all rate some guy

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!
      BRING BACK TERRACE HOUSE!!!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. They killed her.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know but gaki no tsukai used to be pretty damn funny

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's all Benny Hill episodes or Marlon Brando in the wild one.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Code?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Geass.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the girl named Elaiza Ikeda

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      more of this girl please

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible. I live in Japan and have been here for 15 years. 99% of tv is just a paid promo for some restaurant or shop. The pervert stuff you see is from newer paid channels like abema, they have decent stuff but like I said it's paid. Maybe it's similar to cable tv in America that way.

    The only day it's worth watching TV in Japan is new years and that's just so you can get shit faced and ignore the rest of your annoying family (everyone generally travels to their home city to stay with parents/grandparents over new year) so the tv stuff is usually entertaining (downtown etc)

    That being said, there are always qts on tv, it's just boring

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese News shows are very placid and sterile. Much different than American News which tries to be triggering and provacative

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's how it should be honestly.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's Japan's actual best dramatic prestige TV type show from the last decade? Do they even have a single one? Do they not still try to produce culture?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the yearly taiga / period drama
      even takeshi kitano is cast in these shows

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Their nature documentaries
    Based
    >Takeshi's Castle
    ULTRA MEGA GOD-TIER BASED
    >Anything else
    Unbelievably moronic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have cute girls in their commercials, unlike the west.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like their documentaries period.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        omg she's just like me fr ;_;

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's so sad

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yui Komaki
            This girl is great. I started watching japanese news I don't give a shit about because of her.
            https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dFnw4aGSn0c

            ?si=IPIah_xoSCO8RzSE

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            cute

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]
              Nice to see fellow Yuichads here.

              what i don't get about this and every other weather news girl is that some japs assume that they aren't in love with themselves. they don't remember that there's a massive audition process where they step over each other to get, they're models at the end of the day

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yui Komaki
            This girl is great. I started watching japanese news I don't give a shit about because of her.
            https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dFnw4aGSn0c

            ?si=IPIah_xoSCO8RzSE

            cute

            Nice to see fellow Yuichads here.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can only attract women that hate alcohol. It's fricking bullshit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          alcohol is bad enough for men, but it's way worse for women's health
          and women drinking alcohol is cringy as frick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        something aint right with that b***h
        Like physically, at that weight she's either puking it all up, got weird ass genes, or it's fake

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it is either fake or they have normal-looking people roleplaying real scenarios. On the tiktok or whatever it was, they had a normal girl who apparently slept in a park and brushed her teeth with leaves. She had a full face of make up and looked like a normal university student.

          If it is fake I don't understand the humor behind it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love in japan and this is my life.
        Currently having a liquid shit after the beers and ramen i had for breakfast.
        Going to work in an hour

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The amount of empty calories from the alcohol plus the food binging she does, yeah no something is up. No way she's staying slim

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BTW she is 35yo in that picture

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so pozzed now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the fujo market in japan has always been huge, I don't think that counts as pozzed
      look at japanese netflix originals and you'll see poz

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BL stories are huge market in Japan, those series are lifeliners for ex Tokusatsu actors lol.
      Even most of Japan's A-list voice actors has done BL audio drama with heavy sex scenes.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love gaki no tsukai

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only one gaki post
      frick coomers to death

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does the mole on her belly keep phasing in and out of existence? Filter frickup?

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      god damn

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the love of God, source pls

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I need the numbers, seriously

        https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5973032/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_11_dr

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those wide hips
      She would bear any man healthy children

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need the numbers, seriously

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        pussyyyyyyyy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dark colored nipples
        Everytime

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          wanna pop those milk duds in my mouth and suck until milk comes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do some Japanese girls have pink nipples but others have brown nipples?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            A japanese girl with pink nipples is the result of bleach treatment, virtually all east asians have "brown" nipples, it is between quotation marks because it can go from dark brown to really light

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silly variety show games that usually funny for Japanese only.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's a chink in my armor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do i become that dude?

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guy living in Japan for 14 months now, I've kept the TV on for immersion practise so I can drop some insight. It's really not as bad as a lot of people say, in fact, probably better than American TV in a lot of ways because it's not filled with ~~*their*~~ propaganda and 50 ads every 10 minutes. There are the channels with the Japanese hosts eating random food and going OISHIIII UWAA UMMMAAA but you can just switch the channel so its not a big deal, plus it's usually just a certain timeslot. Also, there are shitty informmericals that play at 11:30 PM right after the anime timeslot (about 9pm-11:30pm), usually aimed at elderly that's like pulverized oyster shells that claim to keep you healthy into your 90s. Other than that, the shows consist of quirky TV hosts do tourism and eat local food, decent documentaries about Japanese history and WW2, old soap operas from the 80s, old soap operas from France (???), gameshow where Japanese personalities listen to English songs and try to answer what they heard with varying levels of success, news, anime, sports, the usual gamut. Out of all them, my favorite to zone out to is a very chill talkshow that comes on at 9pm that really isn't like the other talkshows; at one segment there is a conversation between a creepy looking victorian doll talking in a squeaky voice and a lady. The doll isn't animated at all, every time the doll talks they just put the camera on a still shot of the doll sitting on a chair, or switching to a shot of the woman and the doll both sitting in wooden chairs turned facing each other just like a TV interview. It's both surreal and endearing at the same time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      decent take

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ochinchin's status?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still searching.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to be token white guy in Japanese TV?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It must be glory
      A thing close to heaven
      Imagine ALL the blonde brats daddy's girls that crave black dick. It doesn't matter how many do you think they are, few or many.
      Take that number, and multiply it by 410, that's how many girls will crave your dick JUST for being white, don't even take good looks into account

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese tv looks godawful, that is go say, it looks better than western tv.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japan legit feels like an alternate reality. Even China and Russia don’t feel as alien to me

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i live in Japan. TV here is shit

    daytime shows are all the same "panel of people who react to funny video clips/man on the street interview" variety shows. occasionally they'll bring on celebrities and have them do something silly and people will piss and shit themselves with laughter.

    movies are generally bad as well. poor acting, boring plots. i've seen like two decent movies this year.

    i don't watch trannime so i can't comment on that

    oh and on top of it all if you have a TV you have to pay a TV loicense

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh and on top of it all if you have a TV you have to pay a TV loicense
      No you don't lol
      It's exactly like the British loicense, you just tell the TV guy to piss off, or pretend like you've never seen a TV in your life
      You're either moronic or you don't actually live in Japan

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        just because YOU choose to lie and play dumb about it doesn't mean that the expectation for the average TV-owning jap isn't to shell out for a loicense

        Always funny watching whiny immigrants. Why don't you go home?

        >Why don't you go home?
        because watching TV makes up exactly 0.0000001% of my lifestyle and the shit poor state of their film and TV industry is far outweighed by the multitudes of other benefits that I enjoy while living here?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          haha you actually pay the loicense?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this Black person is paying for NHK
            Lmao.

            i've watched exactly 2 hours of Japanese TV before unplugging my set and stashing it in my closet. i would've sold it if it wasn't "part of my apartment"

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you watched 2 hours of TV and you think you can have an opinion on it? Peak dunning-kruger shit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this Black person is paying for NHK
          Lmao.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the multitudes of other benefits that I enjoy while living here?
          can you name me a few anon?
          I want to go there but the "you can't get a house or job if you are foreign because the'll always skew towards locals" puts me off

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always funny watching whiny immigrants. Why don't you go home?

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Michael Jackson popular in Japan?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better question is where isn't he popular

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit.

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    actual daytime Cinemaphile kino incoming

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >click thread
    >ctrl f
    >not a single mention of nodame
    Jesus FRICKING christ. Are you morons seriously sitting here talking about like day time talk shows and shit??? Jdramas are where it's at. Top recommendation is always Nodame Cantabile (2006). It's pure kino from start to finish. After that, there's just so many others I don't know where to start and so I won't, but look up jdramas. Some are honestly great and they usually don't go over 12 episodes, so they're not typically a slog to get through. Actually Hana Kimi was amazing too.

    Episode 1's on youtube but it's shit quality. Just google for better-both are on various jdrama sites to watch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dramas are hit and miss, for every GTO there are a hundred garbage housewife shows.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PLAP PLAP PLAP
      >GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell me there's a code

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not that I'm aware of. Think it's just girls having fun

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those kooky Japs!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that I'm aware of. Think it's just girls having fun

        Those kooky Japs!

        >what BWC deprivation does to nip girl

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    japanese interviews are kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOW the frick are their women so much better than ours
      files catbox moe/9ycwya.mp4

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they don't show the ugly ones on camera

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say anything about looks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf Japan this is degen as frick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up bro stop posting cringe

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't give me hope

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol the right answer is neither but those women are unemotional as frick so for them is all about being the wife even if your husband cheats.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the second group of girls interviewed got me diamonds

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iron Chef is a good starter

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna post some jav webms

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    really weird full of slapstick type humor which you at first don't understand, then enjoy and then finally hate

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
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  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is more fake than famous Japs. They're already soulless bug people but they do anything to frick over their competition.

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until all you yellow fever weebs find out how adulterous japanese people are. Cheating is basically normalized in japan.

    Once you get a japanese gf she'll almost certainly cheat on you

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no japanese gf

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a gut feeling that it wouldn't be fun in the long run. They apparently tend to be needy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats called a women moron

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