What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?

What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Meet your new senator from Massachusetts

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that Conan is getting ultrapozzed by netflix soon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's all so tiresome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      conan and public domain, and it that means it doesn't matter what homosexuals and their sympathizers make.
      if it doesn't fit howard's universe, it isn't conan and can be ignored. that's the ultimate power of public domain. you can look at things made and determine whether or not it is true to the setting, nobody has a stranglehold on canon, anyone can make something. true fans who are knowledgeable will know what is right and what is wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not my Conan

      https://i.imgur.com/Gjr0fKU.jpg

      What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?

      What good is a strong hand if it doesn't have a strong will to guide it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Conan has been full of blacks and stronk black women since the sequel tho.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Since the original stories, even. And those rule

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Since the original stories, even. And those rule

        But is Conan bisexual in those?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nope also there weren’t any strong black women in the original stories. There were strong proto middle eastern, proto european and proto indian women though.

          • 2 years ago
            Turk

            So a romanticised version of the bronze age?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              More like a romanticized mix between the bronze age and medieval times if everybody used steel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As long as Conan is still an Atlantian Gigachad, I'm good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's totally different. There was no political intent behind it, and you didn't have a bunch of obnoxious zelots patting themselves on the back for sticking it to the chuds.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *zealots

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As much as I love destroyer it’s objects my shit compared to the first one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh god no, more shit I wont watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You say that like marvel hasn’t already pozzed it to hell and back.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Conan, what is best in life?

    > To crush your enemies see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sven-Ole Thorsen. Dude is a legend. Remember reading something about him making a drunk toast at Arnold's wedding and offending all of the Kennedys.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what is sneed comparaed to the seed that feeds it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't we have cool evil sorcerers like this anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We can’t have nice things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >evil
      where did you get that from?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is a hand compared to the will that directs it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats exactly the meaning of the analogy you dense moron, holy shit this board...

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic, when it was steel that cut his head off in the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We're going full circle

      As long as Conan is still an Atlantian Gigachad, I'm good.

      Who would make a good Conan?
      My vote goes to an unknown actor who looks the part, but that's a bit of a copout

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Arnold Schwarzenegger

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>Who would make a good Conan?
        we put ryan gosling on the bale diet until he's batman sized

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Book Conan wasn’t musclebound.
        Think Johnny Weissmuller type with some definition.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was Conan and his indomitable will that cut off his head

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it was the edge of the blade. If Conan didn't have it then nothing would've happened

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if he didnt have his sword he would have strangled him to death, if he lacked the will he would either never have attacked him there or he would have succumbed to thulsa's mind control

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If ifs and buts were candy and nuts. Fact remains he wielded a sword and it was steel that broke Thulsa's flesh.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it was a man that broke his flesh, a sword cannot swing itself you fool

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What cut his head off? A sword. End of discussion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No a man wielding a sword. Swords don't swing themselves.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                a sword that requires flesh to wield it. flesh that requires will to move it to action.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YYYEEEEESSS... YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, DON'T YOU BOY?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't y'all think it's about time a female took on the Conan role? Arnold being associated with it still is kinda cringe these days. A stronk female to replace his image would be so cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you, a dinosaur? It's clearly the perfect for a proud trans-man such as Eliot Page!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If she's fairly fit or muscular while still being pretty, and if she's bi and has a lot of onscreen sex, then sure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But that's just Red Sonja.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Alexander Nevsky reference
    Milius really isn't political, he's just an apostle of masculinity. That's why all his films come across as right wing, when he clearly respects the same qualities of strength and honor in communists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ''I'm not a reactionary—I'm just a right-wing extremist so far beyond the Christian Identity people like that and stuff, that they can't even imagine. I'm so far beyond that I'm a Maoist. I'm an anarchist. I've always been an anarchist. Any true, real right-winger if he goes far enough hates all form of government, because government should be done to cattle and not human beings.'' - John Milius

      That doesn't mean his movies largely are, or that he was active politically, but there you go.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >maoism is right wing
        Not saying either of you are wrong, but it does prove my point.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously not, but you should know that he wasn't actually implying he was a maoist. Even so, I'm unsure how that makes him apolitical.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A man who values the extreme left more than the liberal right is not right-wing in the traditional sense. Nor is he political, because that involves caring about what others think and this dude was in his own world. In their totality, his views amount to being a masculine extremist and philosopher of the same. He didn't really have a place in any contemporary politics, even if the financiers of Red Dawn were neocons, he clearly meant the film to have a deeper message along his own lines.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The tool through which the hand enforces its will.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i realize i've never seen this movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SUCH A WASTE

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