>What is Superman was a new jersey mobster
and some how it worked
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>What is Superman was a new jersey mobster
and some how it worked
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that is a good costume
does he sprinkle kryptonite on his gabagool?
Look at that form. That chin. Those shoulders. Look at the direct, DOMINANT stare. Look at the frowning mouth, arched in disapproval like a grandee from the castles of old Sicily. You can just tell he eats Brookl*nites up for dinner. This is domination. This is a man.
Was Ultraman still an alien?
He's still weak to kryptonite(albeit blue instead of green iirc in the movie), so yes. Altho I've no clue why he looks different.
Maybe he's Zod's son like the Gods and Monster's superman? Idk. Clearly an alien Tho.
From what I could glean from the comic, both of his Kryptonian parents were cons Instead of researchers and the Kents were junkies that were looking for a quick buck instead of proper homesteaders.
This man has definitely killed with a tommy gun before. Not because he needed to, just for funsies.
>What is Superman was a new jersey mobster
Does he work for Tone?
He wouldn't work for a glorified crew
T.Carmine
You completely shat your old man diapers against a fat frick with mommy issues lol
I wonder what Falcone is even like in this universe. Is he the nice guy mayor? Lol.
Why it works though
He wasn't your typical angsty evil Superman. He had his own humanity, such as being respectful of his universe's Martian Manhunter and seeming to believe in God as well.
Hail Caesar!
Earth 3 Thread?
Always had the idea that while being different in every other way Ultraman has like a twisted sense of responsibility towards earth.
Like if a alien invader were to attack he wouldn't let him even get to the atmosphere and is constantly against trying not to cause as much damage to the surroundings
I like the idea that the Earth 3 guys have something in common with their counterparts
Ultraman still loves earth
Owlman doesn't kill
Superwoman still believes in love
Owlman tried to erase all reality because he is a parody of nihilism my guy
iirc that was only in the movie
Owlman would have that version of the no kill rule that people make fun of Batman for
>I'm gonna leave you dead and bloodied with all your bones broken but I didn't kill you
I'm feeling like drawing some Earth 3 guys, suggest some either existing or not for me to draw
Young Ultraman robbing a bank as a teenager
ultraman doing cocaine like tony montana
A shy researcher Poison Ivy who never put on a costume and essentially lives in her lab out of fear of being discovered as a metahuman
Or a courageous Riddler who looks a bit like the Question or Rorschach
Dr. Psycho as a healthy model of masculinity
Reverse Flash is a guy trying to save Johnny Quick and is constantly trying to undo the worst of Quick's deeds
What would Italian American Superman think of Mexican American Superman?
He would probably be baffled that morally ambiguous Super Hombre hasn't built a proper empire yet. He's not a boy scout so why doesn't he rule the earth, or at least a city?
It always bothered my autistic brain how he weakly stated "blue kryptonite" only for the audiences benefit when someone used it on him. Like Superman wouldn't add "green" when talking about his universe's version because we as the audience already know what it's supposed to be
In this movie, Ultraman seemed to have a stronger heat vision than Superman.
Does that mean Superman's cold breath is better than Ultraman's?