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11 months ago Reply Anonymous Reminds me of the lumbering cyborg freaks from Frankenstein's Army that would probably be near-useless on the actual battlefields.
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >please be careful this time around, we don't want another <European city>
11 months ago Reply Anonymous 100% brain usage results in the most based human on Earth. They can dodge, bullets, they fly, they can deny the holocaust with no repercussions.
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >it's the perfect predator >it's just a big monster with no abilities besides sharp teeth and claws
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >tell... my... (cough cough)... wife... I love her >don't be silly, you'll pull through
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >(groans) just let me take a quick rest to (cough) catch my breath and I'll catch right up >dies
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >am I going to make it? >entrails spilling out >yeah, it's only a flesh wound
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >end of scene is a comment related to loudness >scene transitions into earrape
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >no more discussion. We got work to do >A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION A LITTLE MORE ACTION PLEASE
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >we must breed and weaponize it >doctor, is that ethical?! >foreign governments are already two steps ahead of us
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >we can't let the Ruskies have it >the ending twist is the Ruskies had it all along
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >"no... But I know somebody that can" >scene transitions to some washed up hero that's out of the business and just wants to worry about his [current interest] until he inevitably changes his mind
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >you know I'm retired >we need you one last time >OK, you bastard, I'm in
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >Why contain it? We'll finally be able to handle Godzilla once and for all. >*both of them destroy several cities and neither of them die*
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >kid eats ice cream >the ground starts shaking and the ice cream plops to the ground >kid looks up >the monster is right there and goes RAAAAAAAH
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >high ranked military personnel glare at the doctor in awkward silence while they all watch the news footage
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >dead character with eyes open >suspension of disbelief ruined as I become overly concerned with the actor trying to keep eyes open for the long shot
11 months ago Reply Anonymous Grandma needs to calm down. She's raped hundreds of times and apparently has no intentions of stopping.
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >The legends were true. all of them. >What, all of them? Really? >Well, no... >So some weren't true. >Yeah, some were bullshit.
>its a moronic barely functional animal like creature
>it still kills the humans off with ease
Reminds me of the lumbering cyborg freaks from Frankenstein's Army that would probably be near-useless on the actual battlefields.
>please be careful this time around, we don't want another <European city>
>the average human only uses 1% of their potential brain power
>what if we use 0% of the brain?
100% brain usage results in the most based human on Earth. They can dodge, bullets, they fly, they can deny the holocaust with no repercussions.
>fade to black
>gunshot
>it's the perfect predator
>it's just a big monster with no abilities besides sharp teeth and claws
>the one remaining human defeats it with a sharp stick
>What are we hunting?
>The perfect predator
>Which is?
>Each other
>how do we get rid of it?
>we don't
>he smiles as he gets killed by it and fades to black
>natural born killer
>grown in a lab
>it's too late now
>it can't be stopped
>one character starts talking about his/her family
>gets killed off
>we made it... haha... yeah...
>one character suddenly dies
>tell... my... (cough cough)... wife... I love her
>don't be silly, you'll pull through
>character actually does die
>subversion gets subverted
>(groans) just let me take a quick rest to (cough) catch my breath and I'll catch right up
>dies
>am I going to make it?
>entrails spilling out
>yeah, it's only a flesh wound
>creature appears
>the audio cue contains lion roar
>a giant bug creature gets injured
>it squeals and screeches
>end of scene is a comment related to loudness
>scene transitions into earrape
>Scene fades to black
>echoing fart sound is heard
>no more discussion. We got work to do
>A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION A LITTLE MORE ACTION PLEASE
>we must breed and weaponize it
>doctor, is that ethical?!
>foreign governments are already two steps ahead of us
>we can't let the Ruskies have it
>the ending twist is the Ruskies had it all along
>"no... But I know somebody that can"
>scene transitions to some washed up hero that's out of the business and just wants to worry about his [current interest] until he inevitably changes his mind
>you know I'm retired
>we need you one last time
>OK, you bastard, I'm in
>Why contain it? We'll finally be able to handle Godzilla once and for all.
>*both of them destroy several cities and neither of them die*
>kid eats ice cream
>the ground starts shaking and the ice cream plops to the ground
>kid looks up
>the monster is right there and goes RAAAAAAAH
>high ranked military personnel glare at the doctor in awkward silence while they all watch the news footage
>dead character with eyes open
>suspension of disbelief ruined as I become overly concerned with the actor trying to keep eyes open for the long shot
>(Abbot is death process)
>IT'S EVOLVING
>grandma starts raping
Grandma needs to calm down. She's raped hundreds of times and apparently has no intentions of stopping.
>The legends were true. all of them.
>What, all of them? Really?
>Well, no...
>So some weren't true.
>Yeah, some were bullshit.
>*unzips*