What is the best action movie of all time?

What is the best action movie of all time?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rumble in the bronx

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically.

      Based.
      Mad max Road Warrior

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Close, but it's actually Police Story.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Police Story suffers from the villains not being intimidating or threatening, they're just a joke for Jackie to push around

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll concede that, but my opinion stands.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard Boiled and Terminator 2. Tiger On Beat gets honorable mention for having the craziest final 20 minutes of any action movie ever. I've heard that Tiger Cage 2 is crazy as well but haven't seen it yet.

      Close, but it's actually Police Story.

      Rumble has frick all action scenes in it. It's got some great emotional moments and is a really fun movie with excellent use of the NY setting, but it is not even in the running for best action movie.
      Wheels on Meals is an entertaining film with an incredible final act but also spends more time on plot/comedy than action for the majority of the film. Something like Drunken Master 2 or Rush Hour 2 might be Jackie's best in terms of pure action.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      overlong PG-13 slop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Severely underrated movie. Should have been made 10-15 years later.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Gauntlet

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no that would be mad max fury road

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      girlboss wankcringe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >girlboss
        sorry your manhood is threatened
        also Theron is so beautiful I'd marry her
        also the male protag literally saves everybody and is way too OP

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whatever, we're still getting a furiousa movie before mad max 5 so it's girlboss nonsense

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The plot of Furiosa is her surviving the war between Dementus (Hemsworth) and Immortan, and ingratiating herself so Immortan lets her serve him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Predator

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a slasher, not an action movie

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terminator 2

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kelly's Heroes (1970)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why was there a hippy in the 1940s? Or was he supposed to be a beatnik proto-hippie?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065938/characters/nm0000661

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Brother let me tell you, I’ve been saying, “don’t hit me with those negative waves” for like 25 years now. I just always felt he seemed out of place, not that it ruined the experience for me or anything. It’s along the lines of in Saving Private Ryan where the sniper guy is looking at where the german sniper is and says, “that’s rad dude”. It just feels a little out of place.
          Now let me go put a wiener sheath on so maybe she thinks it’s a 9 inch islnstesd of a 7,5

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patrician choice. It's not number one, but that movie is fricking cool
      Where Eagles Dare too

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know it's true.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bad Boys 2

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's a toss-up between
    Aliens
    Predator
    or The Raid.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably The Matrix just by virtue of combining the qualities of Western action movies, that have actual scripts and characters, and Hong Kong's much higher quality stuntwork and fight choreography.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terminator 2 is so fricking good

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1
    Extraction 2
    Chris Hemsworth
    2
    Nobody
    Bob Odenkirk
    3
    The killer
    4
    John Wick 2
    5
    John Wick 3
    6
    Kingsman 1 and 2
    7
    Edge of Tomorrow
    8
    Bullet Train
    9
    Unhinged
    Russell Crowe
    10
    Alita: Battle Angel
    11
    Looper
    Bruce Willis
    12
    Boss Level
    Frank Grillo
    13
    Mad Max Fury Road
    14
    John Wick 1
    15
    John Wick 4
    16
    Extraction 1

    Old movies
    1
    Predator
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    2
    Terminator 2 and 3
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    3
    Gladiator
    Russell Crowe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody sucks, get that shit out of here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty bad list

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We will all be old men and Predator will still stand the test of time. It's pure testosterone-kino.
    >Matrix
    No.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My buddies and I still yell “Dillion!” At each other with bad accents, borderline putting on the moron voice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You son of a b***h!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          CIA got you pushin’ too many pen-cils?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even the sound effects used for the Predator are completely iconic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, I can hear the predator changing his fov in his thermals. Sometimes I would make the same noise in mine. The way sometimes you gotta make that nvg turn on sound effect yourself.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fantastic score, over-the-top characters, an awesome villain, utterly memorable lines, utter carnage...Predator is literally a perfect Action Movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh ironic that you're talking about testosterone but didn't reply to me directly, homosexual, but as a guy that posted The Matrix it's debatable if Predator is even an action movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's debatable if Predator is even an action movie.
        It's a shame you don't have a tripcode that shows you are moronic, for clarity.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look, Predator rules but it has roughly two action sequences and a scene of Jesse Ventura unloading on shrubbery. It's 50% horror and 50% action at best.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It has the battle with the Guerillas, the fighting retreat against the Predator, and the final battle with the Predator.
            You can be an action movie without having Jackie Chan acrobatically disposing of endless roomfuls of nobodies.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, and that's not much compared to anything mentioned in this thread. This shouldn't be controversial, it was since it's inception pitched as a slasher movie with action heroes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your criteria for action movies seem to be some Dynasty Warriors bullshit with the bare framework of a plot. By that standard, Matrix doesn't qualify, it spends an enormous amount of time with pseudo philosophy and other silliness.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No? If were picking the "greatest" action movie of all time then it should be something with great action and a great script. Most golden age HK movies don't qualify for the latter and most 80s action movies don't qualify for the former.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you're gonna claim the Matrix has a great script? It's a reasonable fresh script, but not a particularly good one. Typical Chosen One stuff with a cyberpunk coat of varnish on it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but... Matrix does really have a great script
                He's wrong about "greatest action movie" needing to have some deep drama or whatever, though. Simplistic "hero saves the day" plots are thousands of years old stories that are timeless for a reason: People like that stuff. Just because something is cliched and predictable to our over-exposed brains doesn't make it bad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Matrix threw out some interesting new concepts, but the basic plotline is Chosen One/Wise Master 101. And the premise of robots needing people as power sources, while visually exciting, is exceedingly dumb.
                And most of it's action is camera gimmickry.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the basic plotline is Chosen One/Wise Master 101
                You say that like it's a bad thing. It's a timeless story that is effective when it's told well. In The Matrix, it's told well

                I'm not comparing The Matrix to Citizen Kane or anything but it is a very well told simple story that is overflowing with style and creativity (and cool action, obviously)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess if we're going to compare it to all scripts ever written it's not that great. I'm just saying it combines the high concept, usually sci-fi plot that most of the GOAT western action films possess with the high quality action choreography from HK. Personally, would I rather watch Robocop or Predator or any given Jackie Chan film? Yeah, but I'm not just picking my personal favorite action films here.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Heat
    2. Die Hard
    3. Terminator 2
    4. The Matrix
    5. Fury Road
    6. Hard Boiled
    7. The Rock
    8. Aliens

    Not sure of the order, but these are also high up:
    >Mission Impossible Fallout
    >John Wick
    >Dredd
    >Pacific Rim
    >The Good The Bad The Weird
    >Sicario
    >Collateral
    >13 Assassins

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raid Redemption

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gladiator

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's Highlander

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look y’all old ass homies talking reasonably. Love y’all

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Matrix 1999

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tenet
    The Raid Redemption

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tenet

      no that would be mad max fury road

      >mad max fury road

      1
      Extraction 2
      Chris Hemsworth
      2
      Nobody
      Bob Odenkirk
      3
      The killer
      4
      John Wick 2
      5
      John Wick 3
      6
      Kingsman 1 and 2
      7
      Edge of Tomorrow
      8
      Bullet Train
      9
      Unhinged
      Russell Crowe
      10
      Alita: Battle Angel
      11
      Looper
      Bruce Willis
      12
      Boss Level
      Frank Grillo
      13
      Mad Max Fury Road
      14
      John Wick 1
      15
      John Wick 4
      16
      Extraction 1

      Old movies
      1
      Predator
      Arnold Schwarzenegger
      2
      Terminator 2 and 3
      Arnold Schwarzenegger
      3
      Gladiator
      Russell Crowe

      >Extraction 2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Extraction 2 is pretty great tbh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          found it and the first, flat and predictable. just my opinion.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll take predicatable and competent over woke and subversive, everyday

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Same

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terminator 2
    Matrix
    Top Gun: Maverick
    Robocop
    La Femme Nikita

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Top Gun: Maverick
      Frick, I forgot this one. Yes

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fast five or mad Max fury road or death race or fast and furious six or the island

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    problem child 2

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crank

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