What is the best film featuring the actress known as Madonna? For me, it's gotta be A League of Their Own.
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What is the best film featuring the actress known as Madonna? For me, it's gotta be A League of Their Own.
What is the best film featuring the actress known as Madonna? For me, it's gotta be A League of Their Own.
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Finally. No more ugly b***h
>Finally. No more ugly b***h
Took awhile. But the Toll must always be PAID.
I respect 2Pac for allegedly rejecting her advances
So did Aphex Twin. He called her a vampire or something like that.
Aphex Twin can't be trusted, he lies for the lol's all the time. He was probably never even in the same room as her.
Doesn't that dude live on a submarine? And drive an old tank around Cornwall?
2Pac was a zesty, theatrical, limp-wristed friend of Dorothy.
He didn't reject her advances, he pumped and dumped her. Not at all the same thing
>toll paid
You ever seen her music video "Like A Prayer" where she mocks Jesus and fricks a black guy convicted of murder?
Madonna ain't going to heaven, that's for sure.
Frick you, that's one of the best defensive players in the NBA of all time. Rodman has 5 rings and beat Jordan before carrying him through his second 3peat. 45 got buttfricked by Shaw when he came back and even Kerr and Scottie weren't enough to drag his degenerate gamblin ass to the finals. Rodman's 3 rings with Jordan are worth more than those same rings are to Jordan. If Rodman didn't exist, MJ would just be lame ass Bron
Didn't ask basketBlack person
Says the homosexual b***hmade o'fay who can't dunk, turkeyass
the only movie she was in was dick tracy
She was in A League of Their Own you fricker.
never heard of it, whats it about
A women's baseball league put together during ww2. Tom Hanks takes a giant piss in it.
I piss longer than hanks could ever
Doubt it.
tom hanks has been pissing since before you were born
>I piss longer than hanks could ever
I timed myself after stopping during a drive two weeks ago. 1 minute, 4 seconds.
Ive had a long pee one time, I remember after the point i realized i was still peeing i started chuckling. But remember anons to practice safe peeing
When I was a little kid I didn’t understand what Madonna was doing there so I thought she was somehow calculated how big his penis was from the power of the stream. Even Rosie going “how long” and being so pushy about it helped the idea
The fact that they were making her do it made it seem like it was a special talent she had or something. Anyone could time a pee
idgi
a female baseball team in the 1940's
it has tom hanks as their manager
Lol they made us watch that in school, apparently it was remade me with blacks.
Don’t cry for me Argentina
Evita>
and Desperately Seeking Susan
she played that moronic chick in nell too
No, that was Clarice Starling
She had a cameo in Die Another Day
she did the song but I wasn't aware she actually appeared in the movie, 5 second cameo?
Die Another Day, which doesn't seem to be the case here.
underrated
i distinctly remember finding some soft core porn she was in on vhs in my older brother’s closet in the 90’s
Body of Evidence
>the best movie she was in was dick tracy
Yes
My sister had the soundtrack for this as a kid and I used to dance around the living room to it like a little homosexual.
Based, I used to dance to Time when I was like 6.
I had the sound track and set it to repeat on my walkman. Really helped drown out the arguing parents. listened to it recently and was surprised at how gay it was.
cute
she gets nekid in Body of Evidence
>dick tracey
>monster
she became one of the villains
SOMEONE doesn't watch todd in the shadows' cinemadonna series and it shows
It's crazy how back in the 90s you could see Madonna's nipple in a kids movie.
Please explain.
all of her movies could be easily retitled "dick tracy" tbh
Dick Tracy was in Madonna.
Shanghai Surprise as well
>turn your body into 90% plastic and Botox
>die
How did this happen???
Vaxxed to the maxx
infection is bacterial, homosexual. the VAXX didn't do it.
her 23 year old Puerto Rican pool boy gave her the gonz
The bogged often die from heart attacks. Body can only take so much strain
die another day she was like the 4th hottest woman in that movie
she looks like a monster
Jesus fricking christ women are disgusting.
Trannies are unironically better at passing for human females than this ogre
That is a weird way to come out of the closet, but congratulations anyway, mate
>not wanting to frick that goblonic mutant is gay
You're ruining that term when you use it like this.
botox and botched plastic surgery really destroyed her huh
she could play a horror movie villain without makeup
This pure female liberation and it's beautiful, you chuds
no refunds
A direct consequence of commiting a sin against God and his creation
Shouldnt you be molesting kids, padre?
women were a mistake
Vax status?
The article is from 2014 so no covid jab, most likely a yearly flu vaxxie.
>Women are so vapid, shallow and empty that they knowingly risk a stroke just for a vain attempt at retaining their youth.
>Female celebrity ages as she should
"Oh em gee she hit the heckin' wall!"
>Female celebrity tries to make herself look younger
"She bogged herself! She answered the call!"
I read that as Cosmic Horror Injection and though LOVECRAFT
>who is originally from Oklahoma in Texas, US
Bro Madonna is like 90% plastic at this point.
You know all those images of waterbirds with their necks stuck in beer containers?
That's her internal organs, every single one of them.
>parted hair to show thinning hairline
>no eyebrows
yes, this will make me look younger.
she looks amazing for the average 65 yo though
the tiktok filter is doing a lot of the work
>amazing
that's one way of putting it
It’s a filter, anon
If her appearance, unaltered, was put in a new silent hill game as an enemy, it wouldn't look out of place at all.
Why old women so hungry for kok? Disgusting. This should be denounced by society. I'm so done with old hags being flirty with me now as I'm in my 30s. It's repulsing. I asked my neighbour about her 20year old Co worker. Old hag was always chatty and couldn't stop talking, since I asked about the young girl she not even saying hi but beforehand she weren't rest to show off her disgusting body in a lingere. Disgusting
because she sensed that you are a Cinemaphile regular with mommy issues
Well she was wrong and I'm into young 20 yo girls.
what the
genuinley horrific
That is impressively hideous.
>Dear mother
>We will drain the world's blood for thee
>All for our fathers' legacy
qrd on the guys on the back?
The Bogdanoff twins.
They were two French hearthrobs that ended up getting really bad plastic surgery and looking like aliens, but instead of backpedaling, they doubled down on it and embraced it.
The two of them were also published astrophysicists iirc, which added to the mythos that they were aliens or inter-dimensional beings, or some other /x/ critter.
The idea being that they were the actual ones controlling the world, not the israelites, or the Rothschilds, but those guys. They both died of covid in 2020, but the bog lives on.
>which added to the mythos that they were aliens or inter-dimensional beings
>mythos
>Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumored to possess psychic abilities
>control France with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
EVERYBODY COMES TO
HOLLYWOOOD
Plastic surgeons who do this should be thrown against the wall and shot after we kill all the ones who gave sex changes to 13 year olds.
I don't know if I'd blame the surgeons outright because the conversation probably went something like:
>Can you remove these wrinkles???
Well yes but--
>FRICKING DO IT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT COST
Ooookay... you're gonna need to sign a release
holy frick what makes women do this to themselves?
Evolutionary psychology.
Men and women's social roles became established eons ago by our different roles in reproduction, past puberty, men can produce as much sperm as they want until their death, this makes ejaculations cheap and a single man can potentially repopulate an entire society by himself, so men had to develop other skills to prove themselves valuable to society, hence we grew stronger and smarter, and in general more thing oriented.
In contrast women create a reproductive bottleneck, not only are their fertile years limited, but they're also only capable of carrying out a single pregnancy per year, and only so many pregnancies before the wear and tear makes it impossible to do it any more, thus they became a coveted commodity, and they found they could easily cruise by by marrying up, having some kids and securing some guy's lineage, who would then provide for them for the rest of their lives.
But this comes at a cost, and it is the reason women are incapable of honest friendships with each other and only ever pretend to be friendly in order to get close enough to backstab and destroy each other, the competition for elegible men is fierce, and women need to be the most desirable incubator, or else the rich, handsome guy is just gonna go look for someone younger, fitter and more agreeable, thus the plastic surgery craze and the fact that women will stop at nothing to look young.
It's the very reason Shakira has spent years angry, yes, she's incredibly rich and successful and that would be a great thing if she were a man, but she's a woman so the fact that her husband left her for a woman half her age consumes her.
Beautifully said.
It's sad when women we actually care about succumb to this (inevitable) fate. My mom raised me and my two brothers very well. My dad is retired now but he used to work well-paying jobs that allowed mom to stay at home. Now, instead of aging gracefully like she deserves, my mom keeps doing all sorts of cosmetic procedures on her face and spending hundreds of euros every month on fancy skincare products. We keep telling her that she doesn't need any of that crap, but she won't listen. It's depressing to watch my own mom get bogged like this. Women simply cannot cope with old age.
B o g g e d
I WANT A FRICKING DOVEBOT RIGHT NOW!!!!
wow Schick Hydrobot taking it to the next level
Woah
WTF is this??
b***h be invoking spirits and shit
She hit random making a Wood Elf in Skyrim
>Madonna's demon reveals itself for a brief moment
Not at all surprised. Hope it was worth your soul, you silly pitiable hag.
And they call Britney crazy.
Britney is crazy and free from the conservatorship she's just gonna end up the same way, women cannot be trusted with that amount of fame and money, thing is, her husband should have been the one to calm her the frick down, but she picked the worst motherfricker for the job.
Disgusting. I can't believe she paid money to look like this. No makeup grandma in frumpy clothes is unironically more attractive
and now i wont be able to sleep tonight, thanks
I wanna see her granny breasts
there's pics
She already had granny breasts in "Body of Evidence". They should have called it, "Body of Grandma".
All seriousness aside, Cinemaphile admits to when celebrities get plastic surgery on their face. But deny to themselves, they get work done on their breasts. Brie Larson springs to mind.
If you're gonna frick with your face, the rest of your body is not off limits. And it's known that plastic surgery is addictive. Just put that feather in your cap next time you whiteknight your waifus.
rich people like this terrifies me because they would undoubtley pay for human sacrifies if that guaranteed them a few more decades of the youth they refuse to let go.
>they would undoubtley pay for human sacrifies if that guaranteed them a few more decades of the youth they refuse to let go.
Madonna worships Saturn. She already did all of that.
What am I missing here? Is there a correlation between such worship and the picture you posted? The "crown?"
You can bet your ass she did that.
is this that "slow burn A24 horror" i keep hearing about?
Took 10 loops but I managed to bust a nut. whew, need a Gatorade now.
how someone with so much money goes to a butchery to do a plastic surgery?
I love this fricking webm, no matter how many times it is posted, it always gets like 15 (yous)
>men can't be raped
imagine waking up to this
>He bought?
she shattered like glass against the wall
Best Madonna song:
>This is what hundreds of millions spent on the world's best cosmetic surgeons gets you
What went wrong? Did she come to them asking for this and refused to listen to reason?
You never hear of these surgeons getting sued for destroying peoples lives and it's shocking considering Madonna could still pull in millions for live concerts and appearances. Same with certain celebrities who detonate their whole careers overnight. I know they must have a tight contract as standard but it's baffling how in America of all places there aren't huge court cases.
she didn't listen to Bill
Has science gone too far?
is that Classyle?
Would.
Why do women hate themselves so much?
Also, Black personmoment
>she looks like a monster
Botox ruin her
This why patriachy are problem
>What's different about you?
she looks fricking terrible even when she was younger. Like debbie harry is hot. madonna was above average in a league of their own in terms of looks, but IDK how she was a sex symbol in the 80s with her face
She answered the call.
This would be the perfect time to remind everyone to check out her nude photoshoot from 1979.
Absolutely incredible body.
What a bush, Demi too.
79?? You sick frick!
Potential happening occurring
Dick status on Madonna?
Its better this way. Imagine if she lived another 20 or 30 years. Imagine how much more she could skullfrick the corpse known as her public image. I mean hope she pulls through but its gonna get even worse if she survives, shes gonna make some psychotic gibbajabba about it and get 10 more alien faceliftings.
THAT MEANS ITS WORKING
I voted for hillary in 2016 so Madonna still owes me a BJ
you sure you want it at this point?
please don't (You) me with low test posts, thanks
living life solely to make your pp feel good is female behavior, anon
my guess is an heroed with drug overdose due to bogged destroyed looks and constantly trying to recapture her youth unsuccessfuly
basically WALL'D hard.
Madonna was beyond the wall. She basically destroyed the wall with a sledgehammer and went through it
Holy based pic rel, what’s her name?
her name is serena abweh
Thank you anon, bless you
>pic rel
Did she post that publicly? If so I fricking kneel.
Fricking bogged.
Manager says full recovery expected. Happening cancelled.
Apparently it's just a "bacterial infection" and nothing serious
She's bogged to the max so that might have something to do with it
Maybe she's taking some time to reverse some of the botched surgery.
>bacterial infection
Where?
in her soul
What soul?
Technically, myocarditis/pericarditis is an infection around the heart. It's probably a vaxx attack and they are trying to hide it.
myocarditis is inflammation not infection. It usually is not caused by infection.
why would anyone hide it?
>A League of Their Own
This, easily. Her and Rosie were so heavily lesbian coded, it was great.
I guess Satan worship doesn't work tgat good.
She looks fricking amazing for being 64 years old. Ya'll are crazy
>Ya'll
howdy pardner
Hello Madonna babe good to hear from you
Guess the recovery was quick
I am not Madonna. Why would she be posting when she's in the hospital? Please, you gotta believe me
I imagine antibiotics dont make it that hard to post mam
Madonna, pls buy me a pizza on Uber Eats, I'm very hungry right now.
she looks grotesque no matter what her age. no normal person looks like this
It's y'all, you dumb homosexual carpetbagger
it's ya'll, because it's an abbrev. of 'ya all'
that's not an abbreviation, it's a contraction.
Ya'll crazy
There's a 100% chance her condition is related to the numerous and horrific plastic surgeries she has received.
Finally her reign of terror is over
>Our thoughts are with Madonna
>deliberately pick the absolute worst picture
Daily Mail is pretty amazing.
Well if they chose a "decent" picture of Madonna, people would be wondering why they picked a 30+ year old photo of her.
Ma-done-a because she's done as in dead, Ma-dead-a
I like Material Girl.
for me, its desperately seeking susan
Material Girl will be Harley's song in Joker 2
great song
Too much silicone in bloodstream.
what's the pickleball situation?
Damn, hope she doesn't die today
Why did he stray so very far from his proven methods with her?
I think we should start referring to Madonna as "the artist formerly known as human"
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When did you first see a film that was a perfect vignette of America in a nutshell.
Dude looks Hispanic but I'm sure the media only showed the footage because they could pretend he's white.
QRD?
93-94 is probably the last time she looked somewhat normal for her age
1994 is the last time she looked normal for her age.
2007 is the last time she looked normal for her species.
Somewhere in between was when she had that "Material Girl" shirt at the Grammys:
https://www.madonna.com/news/title/madonna-prepares-for-high-energy-grammy-performance
Nowadays more like Grammies amirite
Will it be considered polluting when she’s buried, or will they have to take her to a recycling facility?
they will have to bury her 2 miles underground like depleted uranium 235
64? but she doesn't look a day over 25
Body of Evidence
Actual porn. Thanks Madonna for your service.
She’s already in stable condition. It was a severe bacterial infection
All these people can afford personal trainers to keep you fit and cooks that whip up freshly cooked healthy meals that actually taste good.
I know she fricked herself up in the 80s with drugs and puerto rican street urchins, but she could have at least attempted a Gwyneth Paltrow-style regimen and not end up getting Bogandoff'd.
That's what she gets for getting all those plastic surgeries.
I thought she looked like that because she got the vaxx injected into her face?
>lifetime of being rich and famous
i doubt she gives a frick about some chud frowning on her choices.
she is immortal for all intents and purposes. you'll die and maybe leave a stain for a week.
>she is immortal for all intents and purposes.
So is Michael Jackson and OJ. Doesn't mean that's a good thing.
of course its a good thing you fricking moron. they're rich and famous.
grousing about their personal choices is like lighting a signal flare while screaming "SOUR GRAPES"
so if someone makes enough money and notoriety they are exempt from any criticism in your opinion?
What bacteria do you think she has?
I can't even remember who she was, was she the girl whose husband died in WW2 mid-season, or was she the main girl's sister on the other team?
Only thoughts? She's dead as frick.
Madonna is absolutely someone who should've died while she still had a shred of dignity.
She's DEAD.
maybe she was choking on a kosher hot dog
How much do you want to bet that some silicone from one of her implants broke off, entered her bloodstream, and caused an embolism?
Day what you will but this song is still highest of kinos
NO
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dat b***h is DED
D-E-D. DED!
She's gonna die another day anon
I enjoy quite a few of her songs
nothing of value will be lost.
rip in shit freak
THE GREAT EQUALIZER STRIKES AGAIN
Desperately Seeking Surgery
Evan Rachel Wood playing Madonna in "Weird: the Al Yankovic" story was perfection.
"You've been drinking, you can't drive like that! Not without your keys!
>Evan Rachel Wood playing Madonna
Sexiest I've ever seen her.
A mate of mine has a sister-in-law who I've met about twenty times and every time someone has to remind me whonshe is because for some fricked up reason I'm utterly incapable of recognising her face despite the fact that she's a former lesbian who put her extended family through hell at every family social event because they all had to lie to her grandparents because they were very religious.
I have this exact problem with only one other person on earth and that is Madonna, she's so utterly unremarkable to me that of you showed me pictures of her from any point in her career I'd be oblivious.
I just can't ever focus on her, it's like a shield in my brain that stops it working.
You probably have face blindness, which is common with autism. If someone I know changes their hair or weight drastically I won't recognize them either.
I'm referring to the buccal fat removal that turned beautiful women into starving aliens.
THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL
Why does she look like Christopher Walken did the lady from brazil
64 is pretty young
Any other kinos where the parody surpasses the parodied?
I love 90's Madonna. Imo she was at her artistic peak then and for some reason it's been memoryholed.
checked, what's the one where she's a sexy kitty licking cream? I was so young I barley remember it.
You've aptly demonstrated why it was memory holed. Frozen was the (much needed) comeback.
>Bedtime Story
>Nothing Really Matters
mein neger
I hope she burns in hell along with the rest of you heathens.
"Madonna" and "infection" should not be news, no matter how serious.
>you can teach a dog how to make tricks but you can't teach Madonna how to act
she ruined Guy Ritchie. [S]
Song that plays while she gets surgery:
>Like a surgeon
>HEY
>Cutting for the very first time!
crazy how much money dick tracy made, complete shit movie but all thanks to madonna advertising it everywhere since beaty was fricking her
beatty is still working on the sequal!
Four rooms
>you can do better than that
How come crowds aren't smart enough to chant "FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU." Gary definitely hates swearing on his Sports Entertainment
swept away was kino, gonna rewatch it right now
Normal people would've gone to prison for this
Nah. 1st amendment
How come only Leo gets shit on for doing this?
Because he's a man and feminists are blind to their blatant hypocrisy.
>Josh Popper
Tariq is never wrong
I thought she was married to Guy Ritchie. And all his movies in past 10 years were ass because she sucked the life energy outta him.
Plastic surgery should be illegal except for extreme cases. These people need to be protected from themselves.
imagine if it was mandatory? like mandatory bogging at age 18? someone should make a logans run type movie but instead of death you get bogged
D-D-D-DIE
ANOTHER DAY
vaxx be kind of bussin fr fr
If she doesn't make it we'll all be postmadonnas
Just today I remembered the song she did for Brendan Fraser With Honors. "I'll Remember". Beautiful song took me tight back in the 90's
her body seems to be breaking down at a much faster rate due to all the surgery and chemicals she uses to stay youthful, it's quite fascinating
Was this Madonna’s last great song?
Pretty much, and in fact it came after a string of miserable failures like Me Against The Music, most of Madonna's career has been a blur of mediocrity, her only music worth a shit is her early 80s pop stuff and Confessions on a Dancefloor.
She should've died a long time ago.
she was the queen of 80's music, will always remember her in that time period and try to forget what she became now
i will remember her for the monster she became.
Oof Marone! She looks terrible!
>Weekend at Madonna's
Body of Evidence was cool
Whoops probably shouldnt have done all that anal
Leftist actresses and musicians make KINO and i'm no longer going to be a chud incel. Pic is another example. Thread theme:
She lived more in her short life than all anons ever would combined, so who's really laughing?
Dick Tracy
>her older brother recently died from alcoholism and homelessness
she deserves it
Who’s that girl?
I thought she was more attractive back in the day but I guess she wasn't. Not ugly but you'd think hotter hmm
could be worse, she could have one of those shitty perms girls back then had
Guess her health is on the borderline
Just like a prayer, no meme can take me there
>ctrl f
>israeli
>no results
you're lacking, Cinemaphile
Italian
>A number of prominent celebrities, such as Madonna, Demi Moore, and Ariana Grande have become followers of a "new age" version of Kabbalah (see Kabbalah Centre), derived from the body of israeli mystical teaching also called Kabbalah, but do not consider themselves – and are not considered – israeli.
>Not israeli
moronic
Like it matters, any form of white person that practices in Hebrew teachings is a israelite as far as i'm concerned.
But that's like saying a troony can be a woman. Race is real. Religion is some fricking cult shit for drug addled boomers.
moreso judaism-infiltrating luciferian
Please die, PLEASE die
Into the Groove is a certified bop. shame she went bonkers and turned herself into a ghoul
it's most likely sepsis. which is a serious bacterial infection and would land you in the ICU. if she was unresponsive it was sepsis and if it got to that point it was pretty far along and fairly serious.
my bet is she's been on prednisone or some other kind of steroid. it would explain the puffiness and her insane behavior.
GONNA DRESS YOU UP IN MY LOVE
I live in fear that one day my cute niece might answer the call
oh no
anyway
Fake news OP is a homosexual as usual
Why has none of you gays posted her hot daughter yet
She usually doesn't look that attractive, but this is a great pic of her.
It’s still pride month bro you can just say you’re gay
What went so right?
the bogpill claims another
/! SHE TRIED TO WARN YOU, YOU STUPID VAX-CATTLE /!
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