What is the best Lovecraft (or Lovecraft inspired) movie?

What is the best Lovecraft (or Lovecraft inspired) movie Cinemaphile?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite is Dagon (2001)
    CGI has aged poorly and acting is shit but atmosphere, music and ending are pretty good
    + the girl has amazing eyes and we get to see her boobs, I had to make fap breaks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dagon
      >is actually the shadow over innsmouth
      not bad tho

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        my favorite is Dagon (2001)
        CGI has aged poorly and acting is shit but atmosphere, music and ending are pretty good
        + the girl has amazing eyes and we get to see her boobs, I had to make fap breaks

        This. But yes it's the best one and they really nailed HP's tone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any other movies where a whole town or region is out to kill you?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          your life.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go to hell, butthole

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Night of the Seagulls
          Wicker Man
          Both vaguely connected to some Lovecraftian aspects despite not being Lovecraftian movies strictly speaking

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the mouth of madness

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hot Fuzz

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the mouth of madness

      this one was cool

      these three are my top picks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s overall very good despite its flaws.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I worship Dagon for she.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Mist (you’re welcome)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dagon is near the top of my list too.
      But at the top is the 2005 silent film, Call of Cthulhu. It's perfect. Check it out, OP

      https://i.imgur.com/85LjH53.jpg

      What is the best Lovecraft (or Lovecraft inspired) movie Cinemaphile?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This anon speaks the truth.
        The HPL historical society did the right choice by filming it like a German expressionist silent movie.
        I remember they also did the Whisperer in the Darkness in the style of 30's Universal Monsters horror.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, those two adaptations were good.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This anon has it figured out
        The black and white silent film is highly comfy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should become a movie critic, you told me all I needed to know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dagon is goat.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Midnight Meat Train. gyrxk4

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So that's where I was typing the captcha, kek.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I Did not see that fricking twist ending coming. Didn't know it was Lovecraft . Makes sense i guess

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't watched the movie but on a quick google search, it is not lovecraft.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it is not lovecraft.

          It actually is.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it isn't. Its a story by Clive Barker.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, nevermind, I thought you were referring to the style and theming of it. Yea, it's not actually written by him.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The style and theming isn't Lovecraft either.
                The style and theming is Clive Barker.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Midnight Meat Train is a Clive Barker story

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly would've been better if it wasn't Lovecraft.
      I like the idea that just people could set all that up. It might even happen to you on your next subway trip.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was not Lovecraft. It was a short story from Clive Barker.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the mouth of madness

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its The Thing, its always been The Thing, it never stopped being The Thing, it will always remain The Thing

      Honorable mention

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You couldn't be more wrong, my ignorant friend.

        The Thing is taken whole sale from the John Cambell novella Who goes there? Published in 1938 and likely written a good while earlier.

        It uses just about every scene in the book and then adds some stuff on top of it. Well worth reading if you love The Thing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Thing is based on Who Goes There? By John Campbell
          At The Mountains of Madness (with its ancient alien cities and fearsome shapeshifters frozen in Antarctica) was published in Astounding Science Fiction just before Campbell became the editor.
          He would very likely have read it, and wrote Who Goes There? shortly afterwards, so it isn't crazy to say that there is a visible influence

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Both The Thing (book included) and Alien (the first one, and the unfortunate Prometheus) are a "At The Mountains of Madness" story. Alien/Prom even more.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can only imagine that you have read neither Who goes there, or At the mountains of madness.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Thing is more of a Color out of Space story.
                Object falls from sky, there is something alien inside, the alien contaminates the human world.
                What the object is, what the alien means, and what is contamination (and its extent) vary in base of the story.
                I would also add Annihilation to that.

                Alien and Prometheus are kinda of a Mountain of Madness story because humans find frozen alien (see above) things and discover the universe is old and other shit was there. Prometheus also re-elaborates the role of the aliens in the creation of human life, albeit change the extent of the control.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is a big stretch. There is very, VERY little to compare between them. Who goes there and AtMoM are incredibly disparate. The setting and isolation are about the only things you can draw together, and to say that those elements are Lovecraftian is a joke.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get a load of this fricking moron, Who Goes There is unabashed plagiarism

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cepahalopods = lovecraft
    Reminder Lovecraft wasn't talking about literal tentacles.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that your headcanon is moronic and so are you

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the octopus movie in op pic?

    also besides the ones mentioned the nic cage Color out of Space is great. And despite being based on a different authors book I feel like The Ninth Gate is incredibly Lovecraft esque.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is the octopus movie in op pic?

      Warlords of Atlantis

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lighthouse
    Lovecraft never emphasized gore or monsters.
    The focus was the unknown and the forbidden.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good choice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lovecraft never emphasized gore or monsters
      bafflingly incorrect.
      >herbert west: reanimator
      people are chopped up and reanimated willy nilly. a decapitated head is preserved. climaxes with a gestalt corpse monster
      >the dunwich horror
      a humungous monster the size of a bus messily devours people and animals. when its true form is revealed for an instant it is such a scary monster a dude's hair turns white
      >short story i'm forgetting the name of
      a guy gets chased out of a crypt by monsters, there are actually two short stories with this exact premise but on the 2nd try they're lizard people

      yeah really unknowable these beasties that get pulverized by boats and perforated with small arms

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give me a single line that describes gore in a remotely disturbing way from any one of his stories.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >His interest became a hellish and perverse addiction to the repellently and fiendishly abnormal; he gloated calmly over artificial monstrosities which would make most healthy men drop dead from fright and disgust; he became, behind his pallid intellectuality, a fastidious Baudelaire of physical experiment—a languid Elagabalus of the tombs.
          let me dumb this down further for you because you're illiterate. In this paragraph, cadavers are being taken apart and put back together in disgusting ways. illiterate ESL homosexual

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s not remotely gory.
            You’ve got to be joking right now.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a fastidious Baudelaire of physical experiment—a languid Elagabalus of the tombs.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You could at least quote The Lurking Fear.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He hated Reanimator and wished he'd never written it, everything else you said was wrong as well

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were just drunk on turpentine.

      DUDE WHERES MY LIGHTBULB LMAO

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lovecraft only works on the page. You can make facsimiles of his work but the prose style and slow build are something that are only captured shallowly on screen. Thats why everybody goes beig tentacles=lovecraft. Audiobooks are also a bad way of reading him.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      True.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this one was cool

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my numero uno too
      love the necronomicon with jeffrey combs tho.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just watched this, first time and it is fricking KINO lovecraft shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the Void. It's pretty neat and spooky

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile shat on this when it was first released but I enjoyed it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a neat monsterflick. Won't say it's good horror, though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just more gorey remake of John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was such a fricking shit and I'll literally watch anything that is inspired by Lovecrat Mythos.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found it to be underrated with an amazing third act monster twist out of nowhere.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the special effects of the movie are really good, but unfortunately the story is really barebones.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was neat. I do feel like the unknowable nature of lovecraft horror got shafted in the third act, as awesome as it looked. Once they get in the basement with all the tentacle monsters, there isnt anything thats really "beyond human comprehension", you know you're definitely dealing with slimey tentacle monsters. The nic cage color out of space gets that aspect of lovecraft right, I think.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's a bit like Event Horizon. Riddled with issue but heavy recommended anyway for the experience.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Annihilation

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    From Beyond. such a comfy mobie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      2nded. Dagon was alright.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great movie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best Lovecraft movie, even if the entirety of the story it was based on was told before the opening credits even started.
      >From Beyond > Reanimator

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    certainly not this piece of shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this piece of shit
      PLEB
      That was cagecraft KINO

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    True Detective S1

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was good without muh yellow king bullshit though

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Re-Animator

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can’t really adapt eldritch horror to the screen. I mean you could, but I don’t think there is a director currently alive smart enough to do it (I obviously could).
      A recurring theme in Lovecraft’s stories are that the entities are inter-dimensional, nearly impossible to describe, and drive the human characters to insanity. That’s just too difficult for NuDirectors to do (even though it could be done cheaply). The audience for such a film has also dwindled as the national/western IQ hands dwindled.
      Werner Herzog could have done Lovecraft justice as an example as he understands atmosphere.
      A Lovecraft movie also must take place in the 1910/20/30s for maximum effectiveness.

      Here is the actual correct answer. This was the easiest story to adapt and they did it with unbelievable comedic style while still presenting a serious picture. One of my favorite horror movies.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the worst adaptation of Lovecraft possible. Completely subverts the Lovecraftian angle to go for a simple, stupid, "LE RACISM WAS THE REAL EVIL ALL ALONG".

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        For all of TV’s worthy engagements with Black Lives Matter – the Fox miniseries Shots Fired, episodes of The Good Wife and Scandal – this show, which isn’t even addressing the movement directly, seems to speak to it most meaningfully. It’s no coincidence that Lovecraft Country is also the most entertaining series to grace our screens for months.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's dogshit and it's stupid, just like the book it was based on.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...Just throwing hooks in the water at this point, huh?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not enough to have no respect for the source material. I must actively disrespect it.
      t. Jordan Peele, probably

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros, what would be the most rational response Lovecraft would have if he saw this ?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure, but it would most assuredly include the gamer word.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like to say it would be what he's doing in this image (sorry I don't have a larger version) but honestly I think he'd write several scathing articles he'd self-publish in his magazine, then he'd write a chilling story about parasitic cosmic entities who stole, warp and corrupted the creativity and intelligence of humans with abundantly obvious what event inspired it, though his prose would leave the people who made that show sounding like the scummiest, most depraved and subhuman of creatures.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >here, kitty

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bros, what would be the most rational response Lovecraft would have if he saw this ?
        you just know he would be shitposting here nonstop like a regular anon while being banned on any other platform

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly he'd probably feel pretty vindicated in a way, since it's confirming for him that Black folk can only pervert the image of white man

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        here you go

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man you know he jus playn, dont you know dat man best friend be a homie?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was a steaming turd if I ever did see one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best part of the series was in episode one with the sundown law police stalking. Everything past that was shit.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    True Detective S1

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Borderlands (2013)

      Patrician and objectively correct.

      Will we ever get to see this?

      Frick no I hope not. 'Pulp Cthulhu' genre is a fricking eldritch abomination in and of itself.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Borderlands (2013)

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably The Thing. If you want a more *UNIQUE* answer, Annihilation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, i think The Thing is the only that really carried what i think to be cosmic terror

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen in the mouth of madness? Its part of carpenters apocalypse trilogy that includes the thing and is all about lovecraft shit. That movie rules.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever get to see this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      death love and robots - "In Vaulted Halls Entombed" is a pretty good delta green-esqe short.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the Dark Corners game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too many "Hwhite" people

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what? no hellboy?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The comic, yes. The movies are more about nazi/rasputin/thule society shit or del toro's weird underground elf head canon. Providence is a must read for lovecraft comic enthusiasts. Nameless, too.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?

      what? no hellboy?

      Peak "it has tentacles, so Lovecraft" opinion.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pickman's Model was probably the worst Lovecraft adaptation I have ever seen. What a horrible piece of shit, which is a shame because based Crispin was excellent in it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I liked it bc it was
            100% ESG-free
            Made for adult viewers (nudity, gore)
            Stick more or less to the story

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >100% ESG-free
              Was it, though?
              >Made for adult viewers (nudity, gore)
              YEAH BRO NUDITY AND GORE MATURE THEMES FOR MATURE ADULTS LIKE ME YEAH BRO BABY COOKING SO SHOCKING AND ADULT
              I bet you also watched GoT because it had tiddies
              >Stick more or less to the story
              "or less", true

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not one of your counterarguments actually says anything

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Pickman's Model
            Pickman's Model had an adaptation?
            I only know Pickman's Muse

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also Night Gallery which also did Cool Air.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            there was one redeeming factor in Pickman's Model and that was my large-hatted tiny-tittied wife

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black personflix
      No thank you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What moopie?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half those moves aren't lovecraftian at all.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which ones? Be specific. Most of them are direct adaptations.

        Re-Animator is the least Lovecraftian thing Lovecraft wrote. It was an increasingly campy serial.
        Event Horizon isn't Lovecraftian, it's just a gore film.
        The Ritual is in a way.

        You're not seriously trying to argue that a story Lovecraft actually wrote isn't Lovecraftian, are you?

        >The Ritual
        An elder god running a cult in the woods isn't lovecraftian? Have you ever heard of shub-niggurath?

        >Event Horizon
        A space ship accidentally opening a portal to a hell-like dimension and bringing it back and driving everyone who interacts with it insane... isn't lovecraftian to you?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Evil Dead 2 is not lovecraftian at all.
          Neither is Noroi.
          Event Horizon is also not lovecraftian.
          Midnight Meat Train is not lovecraftian.
          Not that guy btw.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Evil Dead 2
            The book used to summon the Deadites is the Necronomicon. Y-you know the book Lovecraft came up with?

            >Event Horizon
            You don't see any parallels to From Beyond?

            >Midnight Meat Train
            I have to spoil the ending for this one, The guy killing people on the subway is doing so in order to take them to an underground society of reptilians to feed them. That's like every third Lovecraft story ever.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It mentions the Necronomicon! IT'S BASICALLY A DIRECTLY ADAPTATION!!!

              >You don't see any parallels to From Beyond
              No. No, I literally do not.

              >Even third Lovecraft story is about a society of underground lizard men!
              Name ONE other than The Nameless City

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's Lovecraftian about Herbert West: Re-Animator? It's a campy version of Frankenstein.
          It was also one of his earlier stories and pre-Cthulhu Mythos. So yes, it's not what anyone would consider to be a standard 'Lovecraftian' story.
          I also said the Ritual is somewhat Lovecraftian.
          Even Horizon isn't. There is nothing unknown.
          It's just schlock and gore.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lovecrat literally wrote Herbert West–Reanimator, the movie is adaptation of it. His original short story is very campy too, probably the campiest thing he ever wrote.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I literally said that in my post.

              What's Lovecraftian about Herbert West: Re-Animator? It's a campy version of Frankenstein.
              It was also one of his earlier stories and pre-Cthulhu Mythos. So yes, it's not what anyone would consider to be a standard 'Lovecraftian' story.
              I also said the Ritual is somewhat Lovecraftian.
              Even Horizon isn't. There is nothing unknown.
              It's just schlock and gore.

              >It was also one of his earlier stories and pre-Cthulhu Mythos

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lovecraftian is a broad concept that encompasses several plot devices, themes etc. It's not just cosmic horror

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lovecraftian horror, sometimes used interchangeably with "cosmic horror",[2] is a subgenre of horror fiction and weird fiction that emphasizes the horror of the unknowable and incomprehensible[3] more than gore or other elements of shock.[4]

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sometimes
                >emphasizes 1 aspect MORE than another
                There's no contradiction. Re-Animator fully belongs to HPL's canon and worldview. As does, for instance, The Music of Erich Zann.
                One of the most obvious aspects of the "Lovecraftian" adjective is: created by HPL. It doesn't has to feature a cameo by a creature from the Cthulhu Mythos, it isn't like the MCU or Star Wars

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If he wrote a romance would it be Lovecraftian?
                Is Old Bugs Lovecraftian?
                What about Sweet Ermengarde?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If he wrote a romance would it be Lovecraftian?
                100%, in the same way that The Straight Story is Lynchian for instance

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is Sweet Ermengarde a horror story?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't have to be. The conflation of Lovecraftian with (cosmic) horror coexists w/ the otherwise obvious definition of "created by HPL"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you completely miss the part where we were discussing Lovecraftian HORROR?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Re-Animator is a horror story, hence it falls into one of the categories that define Lovecraftian. You were the one who brought up Ermengarde (which still falls under the broad definition of Lovecraftian)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about all the lovecraft horror stories that are distillations of his fear of degeneracy?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >One of the most obvious aspects of the "Lovecraftian" adjective is: created by HPL.
                No it isn't, moron. It should be obvious why if you think about it for half a second.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, are you autistic? It's literally what defines any adjective pertaining to an author. The fact that said author is usually linked to a genre doesn't expunge his other works from his output/authorship.
                Stop seething dummy

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You disqualify everything not literally made by Lovecraft by defining Lovecraftian, even in part, as "created by HPL", which is antithetical to the term's existence--its only use being not to describe things actually written by Lovecraft but themes and imagery reminiscent of what is typically associated with his works. You're that annoying kid in elementary school that tells everyone that they're using "decimate" wrong.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Ritual is an elder god
          but it wasn't, the monster was a Jotunn (giant) named Moder that forced people to worship in exchange for immortality. Moder is a bastard daughter of Loki

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Re-Animator is the least Lovecraftian thing Lovecraft wrote. It was an increasingly campy serial.
      Event Horizon isn't Lovecraftian, it's just a gore film.
      The Ritual is in a way.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The is the most Reddit post I have come across today.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also his most influential work. Funny how that works.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Re-Animator is Lovecraft's most influential work
          Ha ha - no

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      cold skin should be on this list noroi should not be

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have it downloaded but haven't gotten around to watching it yet.

        Noroi though is about a psychically created man-made god who realizes it's going to stop being worshipped and so takes a host and begins a ritual involving human sacrifice and psychic worms to give birth to itself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even Underwater is more Lovecraftian than at least half of these.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underwater, and just because it has kstew running around in her underwear for most of the film

        Yep

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which ones? Be specific. Most of them are direct adaptations.

      [...]
      You're not seriously trying to argue that a story Lovecraft actually wrote isn't Lovecraftian, are you?

      >The Ritual
      An elder god running a cult in the woods isn't lovecraftian? Have you ever heard of shub-niggurath?

      >Event Horizon
      A space ship accidentally opening a portal to a hell-like dimension and bringing it back and driving everyone who interacts with it insane... isn't lovecraftian to you?

      >Evil Dead 2
      The book used to summon the Deadites is the Necronomicon. Y-you know the book Lovecraft came up with?

      >Event Horizon
      You don't see any parallels to From Beyond?

      >Midnight Meat Train
      I have to spoil the ending for this one, The guy killing people on the subway is doing so in order to take them to an underground society of reptilians to feed them. That's like every third Lovecraft story ever.

      Midwit cringe is back on the menu, boys!

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lovecraft investigations.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lovecraft_Investigations

    Definitely in the "inspired" category though, they are about as accurate to the original stories as Sherlock was to ACD's stories. I really enjoyed listening to them, its rare anything "Lovecraftian" works at all and I think they do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Brilliantly done. I don't care much for the BBC, but they always seem to do audio/radio dramas very well and this one is fantastic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually just finished listening to this series like a week ago so it's funny seeing it mentioned here. It was really enjoyable but it's a shame the real world COVID shit needed to leak in to the last season and it clearly fricked things up for the production. Was still an enjoyable run though.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DUUUUUUDEE, WHAT IF GIANT OCTOPUSES.... BUT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
    "lovecraftian" horror is cringe af

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lovecraftian horror is supposed to be about the fear of the unknown and unknowable, because Lovecraft was a sperg who was terrified of everything at the turn of the century.
      Dude thought air conditioning was weird and unnatural.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lovecraftian horror is supposed to be about the fear of the unknown and unknowable
        I know. But somehow it's ALWAYS down to giant space octopuses.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, Lovecraft literally wrote a story that's just "I went into a stranger's house and waited in his parlor. There was a book on the table. I started flipping through the pages and ooooh! It was all spooky torture, murder and death! ...And then HE CAME BACK AND PUT AN AXE IN MY FACE AND OH NO I'M DEAD!!!"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He takes a while to get up to speed, admittedly. His early stuff wouldn't scare anyone except other hypochondriac New England aristocrats.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          “But naow I’ll shew ye the best un—over here nigh the middle—” The old man’s speech grew a trifle thicker and his eyes assumed a brighter glow; but his fumbling hands, though seemingly clumsier than before, were entirely adequate to their mission. The book fell open, almost of its own accord and as if from frequent consultation at this place, to the repellent twelfth plate shewing a butcher’s shop amongst the Anzique cannibals. My sense of restlessness returned, though I did not exhibit it. The especially bizarre thing was that the artist had made his Africans look like white men—the limbs and quarters hanging about the walls of the shop were ghastly, while the butcher with his axe was hideously incongruous. But my host seemed to relish the view as much as I disliked it.
          “What d’ye think o’ this—ain’t never see the like hereabouts, eh? When I see this I telled Eb Holt, ‘That’s suthin’ ta stir ye up an’ make yer blood tickle!’ When I read in Scripter about slayin’—like them Midianites was slew—I kinder think things, but I ain’t got no picter of it. Here a body kin see all they is to it—I s’pose ’tis sinful, but ain’t we all born an’ livin’ in sin?—Thet feller bein’ chopped up gives me a tickle every time I look at ’im—I hev ta keep lookin’ at ’im—see whar the butcher cut off his feet? Thar’s his head on thet bench, with one arm side of it, an’ t’other arm’s on the graound side o’ the meat block.”
          As the man mumbled on in his shocking ecstasy the expression on his hairy, spectacled face became indescribable, but his voice sank rather than mounted. My own sensations can scarcely be recorded. All the terror I had dimly felt before rushed upon me actively and vividly, and I knew that I loathed the ancient and abhorrent creature so near me with an infinite intensity. His madness, or at least his partial perversion, seemed beyond dispute.

          I know this is hard to understand for those of us who have been on sites like Cinemaphile for a long time, but the vast majority of people are really freaked out by gore. A lot of people would literally cry and be traumatised if they saw an ISIS video. People pissed and shat themselves over The Exorcist.
          Now imagine you're a sheltered warly 20th century upper class gentleman. Those kinds of images, and even words, would shit you up.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is gore really that bad? I've gotten to the point where I feel nothing when I watch those kinds of videos. Actually, I don't think they ever really bothered me, even when I was younger. Like that video that gets posted a lot where a dude gets his head blown off by a shotgun, it doesn't even phase me anymore.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Is gore really that bad?
              For the vast majority of people, yes. Those of us who are desensitized are the weird ones. There used to be this series called Faces of Death or something and it was marketed and spoken about as the biggest taboo video ever because you saw some shitty black and white photos of guys who'd been shot. That black metal album cover with the suicide photo was a huge deal. A lot of people on other blue boards can't even handle a rekt thread without having a meltdown.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                In college some kind of specialist mortician for cartel killings gave a presentation with graphic photos (of autopsies and bloated, sunbaked corpses, not cartel crime scenes, admittedly) and detailed explanations. No one left the room or had much of any reaction until a corpse dick appeared on camera and a few people looked away.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Were you studying a field related to dead bodies? That kind of lecture would select for people who are okay with seeing gore and stuff.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I'm not saying it's bad, I mean I was disappointed when I read it not by the bit of gore, but just that there was no twist. It's just "I'm in a creepy hillbilly's house and he killed me." At least make him part gorilla or something. It's like if I went to see my favorite stand up comic and instead of his routine he just threw pies at people in the audience.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. The psychological horror aspect of it is probably what works best in the modern medium

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Air conditioning is weird and unnatural.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude thought air conditioning was weird and unnatural.
        How fat are you, Uncle Sam?

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    leviathan

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever the contrarian the Dream Cycle are my favourite Lovecraft stories.
    Are any dream cycle sort of kinos?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some animated version of dream quest of unknown Kadath was made, never seen it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The zerba is looking at you like
        >You have NO IDEA about the shit you are goign to get into

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unrionically if I had the money I'd adapt call of cthulhu into a big budget hollywood shitfet, I would black the shit out of it, make it star tom cruise, have him kill hundreds of cultists, multiple car, plane and boat chase scene ending with him being the guy that rams the boat into cthulhu's face where it would KILL cthulhu FRICKING DEAD and I would MAKE TOM CRUISE SAY Black person so many FRICKING times

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Someone give this guy a few million bucks to get a screenplay written and marketed.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the thing I guess

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lovecraft movie: Dagon
    Lovecraft-inspired: The Beach House (2019)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Beach House
      Fricking atrocious, and the lazy rip-off of Color out of Space doesn't make it "Lovecraftian". It's a fricking global warming tract.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related. Also watch after hours with a sinister lense, makes it feel lovecraftian (im just saying that because it reminded me of the chase in Shadow over Innsmouth).

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      anihilation is not lovecraftian. It barely even achieves being a competent stalker ripoff.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really enjoyed the first book, absolute paperkino. The second one is pretty ok too but goddamn it is dry as frick. The third shits the bed quite heavily but most definitely leans hardest into lovecraft of the three.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally an elaboration of the Color out of Space.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the prologue of The Empty Man
    didn't like the movie as a whole, though
    but damn did it start strong

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lovecraftian is a broad concept that encompasses several plot devices, themes etc. It's not just cosmic horror

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    True detective S1 is the best lovecraft influenced work and it isnt even fricking close. I doubt anything will ever top it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched that and it didn't seem remotely lovecraftian or even supernatural to me. A big guy who makes snuff films and pretends to be moronic but actually has a fairly high IQ fingers a moronic woman would making her recall and describe a time she was raped. Yeah, no cosmic horror here.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grabbers…

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Block Island Sound

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Galaxy of Terror. One good monster-on-hot-screaming-blond scene and it became a cult classic loved all these decades later. You want to create Lovecraftian kino, make an R-rated version of the The Shadow Over Innesmouth with virginal maidens getting fricked by horny fish chads. Guaranteed instant hit, especially if you include the director's cut on Blu-Ray with extended/more graphic monster fricking.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Galaxy of Terror.
      based. I like how she turned into a bawd halfway through the monster rape.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your femcel deep one hybrid half-sister/gf, bro

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woulda been hotter without the incest, personal opinion.

      Also his human gf was hotter. Kinda feel bad she got tentacle raped by the squid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do I get one of those? She is top tier qt.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop it penis

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was either caked in makeup, or this was before what must be a massive drug problem.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no haha how awful nooo lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        saved

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    “But naow I’ll shew ye the best un—over here nigh the middle—” The old man’s speech grew a trifle thicker and his eyes assumed a brighter glow; but his fumbling hands, though seemingly clumsier than before, were entirely adequate to their mission. The book fell open, almost of its own accord and as if from frequent consultation at this place, to the repellent twelfth plate shewing a butcher’s shop amongst the Anzique cannibals. My sense of restlessness returned, though I did not exhibit it. The especially bizarre thing was that the artist had made his Africans look like white men—the limbs and quarters hanging about the walls of the shop were ghastly, while the butcher with his axe was hideously incongruous. But my host seemed to relish the view as much as I disliked it.
    “What d’ye think o’ this—ain’t never see the like hereabouts, eh? When I see this I telled Eb Holt, ‘That’s suthin’ ta stir ye up an’ make yer blood tickle!’ When I read in Scripter about slayin’—like them Midianites was slew—I kinder think things, but I ain’t got no picter of it. Here a body kin see all they is to it—I s’pose ’tis sinful, but ain’t we all born an’ livin’ in sin?—Thet feller bein’ chopped up gives me a tickle every time I look at ’im—I hev ta keep lookin’ at ’im—see whar the butcher cut off his feet? Thar’s his head on thet bench, with one arm side of it, an’ t’other arm’s on the graound side o’ the meat block.”
    As the man mumbled on in his shocking ecstasy the expression on his hairy, spectacled face became indescribable, but his voice sank rather than mounted. My own sensations can scarcely be recorded. All the terror I had dimly felt before rushed upon me actively and vividly, and I knew that I loathed the ancient and abhorrent creature so near me with an infinite intensity. His madness, or at least his partial perversion, seemed beyond dispute.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was almost whispering now, with a huskiness more terrible than a scream, and I trembled as I listened.
      “As I says, ’tis queer haow picters sets ye thinkin’. D’ye know, young Sir, I’m right sot on this un here. Arter I got the book off Eb I uster look at it a lot, especial when I’d heerd Passon Clark rant o’ Sundays in his big wig. Onct I tried suthin’ funny—here, young Sir, don’t git skeert—all I done was ter look at the picter afore I kilt the sheep for market—killin’ sheep was kinder more fun arter lookin’ at it—” The tone of the old man now sank very low, sometimes becoming so faint that his words were hardly audible. I listened to the rain, and to the rattling of the bleared, small-paned windows, and marked a rumbling of approaching thunder quite unusual for the season. Once a terrific flash and peal shook the frail house to its foundations, but the whisperer seemed not to notice it.
      “Killin’ sheep was kinder more fun—but d’ye know, ’twan’t quite satisfyin’. Queer haow a cravin’ gits a holt on ye— As ye love the Almighty, young man, don’t tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn’t raise nor buy—here, set still, what’s ailin’ ye?—I didn’t do nothin’, only I wondered haow ’twud be ef I did— They say meat makes blood an’ flesh, an’ gives ye new life, so I wondered ef ’twudn’t make a man live longer an’ longer ef ’twas more the same—” But the whisperer never continued. The interruption was not produced by my fright, nor by the rapidly increasing storm amidst whose fury I was presently to open my eyes on a smoky solitude of blackened ruins. It was produced by a very simple though somewhat unusual happening.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The open book lay flat between us, with the picture staring repulsively upward. As the old man whispered the words “more the same” a tiny spattering impact was heard, and something shewed on the yellowed paper of the upturned volume. I thought of the rain and of a leaky roof, but rain is not red. On the butcher’s shop of the Anzique cannibals a small red spattering glistened picturesquely, lending vividness to the horror of the engraving. The old man saw it, and stopped whispering even before my expression of horror made it necessary; saw it and glanced quickly toward the floor of the room he had left an hour before. I followed his glance, and beheld just above us on the loose plaster of the ancient ceiling a large irregular spot of wet crimson which seemed to spread even as I viewed it. I did not shriek or move, but merely shut my eyes. A moment later came the titanic thunderbolt of thunderbolts; blasting that accursed house of unutterable secrets and bringing the oblivion which alone saved my mind.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was almost whispering now, with a huskiness more terrible than a scream, and I trembled as I listened.
      “As I says, ’tis queer haow picters sets ye thinkin’. D’ye know, young Sir, I’m right sot on this un here. Arter I got the book off Eb I uster look at it a lot, especial when I’d heerd Passon Clark rant o’ Sundays in his big wig. Onct I tried suthin’ funny—here, young Sir, don’t git skeert—all I done was ter look at the picter afore I kilt the sheep for market—killin’ sheep was kinder more fun arter lookin’ at it—” The tone of the old man now sank very low, sometimes becoming so faint that his words were hardly audible. I listened to the rain, and to the rattling of the bleared, small-paned windows, and marked a rumbling of approaching thunder quite unusual for the season. Once a terrific flash and peal shook the frail house to its foundations, but the whisperer seemed not to notice it.
      “Killin’ sheep was kinder more fun—but d’ye know, ’twan’t quite satisfyin’. Queer haow a cravin’ gits a holt on ye— As ye love the Almighty, young man, don’t tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn’t raise nor buy—here, set still, what’s ailin’ ye?—I didn’t do nothin’, only I wondered haow ’twud be ef I did— They say meat makes blood an’ flesh, an’ gives ye new life, so I wondered ef ’twudn’t make a man live longer an’ longer ef ’twas more the same—” But the whisperer never continued. The interruption was not produced by my fright, nor by the rapidly increasing storm amidst whose fury I was presently to open my eyes on a smoky solitude of blackened ruins. It was produced by a very simple though somewhat unusual happening.

      The open book lay flat between us, with the picture staring repulsively upward. As the old man whispered the words “more the same” a tiny spattering impact was heard, and something shewed on the yellowed paper of the upturned volume. I thought of the rain and of a leaky roof, but rain is not red. On the butcher’s shop of the Anzique cannibals a small red spattering glistened picturesquely, lending vividness to the horror of the engraving. The old man saw it, and stopped whispering even before my expression of horror made it necessary; saw it and glanced quickly toward the floor of the room he had left an hour before. I followed his glance, and beheld just above us on the loose plaster of the ancient ceiling a large irregular spot of wet crimson which seemed to spread even as I viewed it. I did not shriek or move, but merely shut my eyes. A moment later came the titanic thunderbolt of thunderbolts; blasting that accursed house of unutterable secrets and bringing the oblivion which alone saved my mind.

      That's the good stuff

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember reading this short-story as a kid, about a guy in the hospital who signed away the rights to his brain to some scientists after he died. His wife was mad about it, long story short they put his brain and eyes etc., in a tank and just have it floating in there, assuming he's not conscious anymore.
    Then his wife comes by to look at it in the lab, and she's smoking, which always pissed the guy off, and as she looks into the tank, with the smoke in her mouth, she sees the pupil of his eye dilate, and realizes that this was an anger response to seeing her smoke, and that he's still fully conscious in there.
    And then it just ends.

    That kind of horror was always spookier to me than just big monster come eat you. The knowledge of something horrible happening, the helplessness, the inability to communicate it to others, the madness that follows. I think all that was ultimately what Lovecraft was *aiming* towards, even as he did use a lot of monsters. It's not exactly C'thulu himself, coming out of the sea to get rammed by a boat, that's scary. It's knowing that he's still down there, and he's coming back, that there's nothing you can do to stop him when the stars finally do align. And nobody will ever believe you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you read Johnny's got his gun?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of the versions of hell that we can experience while still alive. You might even have it done to you by well-meaning people, which makes it all that much worse. Fricking horrible story, genuine nightmare fuel.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In his introduction to a 1959 reprinting, Trumbo describes receiving letters from right-wing isolationists requesting copies of the book when it was out of print. Trumbo contacted the FBI and turned these letters over to them. Trumbo regretted this decision, which he later called "foolish," after two FBI agents showed up at his home and it became clear that "their interest lay not in the letters but in me."
        That's scummy on multiple levels. Impressive.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a short Roald Dahl story. It's not horror in the sense you mentiom, because the guy willingly signs up for it and fully expects to be conscious. The twist is he's been a tyrant with his wife and she, upon recognizing the spark of anger in his remaining eye, brings the eye home to torture him. Her last act before the story ends is blowing smoke on the furious pupil. So it's horror but you also are expected to side with her in a sense.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    warlords of Atlantis was okay but the lead reminded me too much of will ferrel

    Lea Brodie was pretty cute tho

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Undying
    There are actually like five or six different film adaptions of The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, and most of them are pretty good.
    Huan Vu's The Color out of Space
    Pickmans Muse
    The X-Files Season 3 Episode 14

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 that lame new meme

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gem

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gem

      Trailer gave me a "Jacob's Ladder gurney scene" vibe.
      Am I correct, or misled?

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lovecraft had moved to New York to marry Sonia Greene a year earlier, in 1924; his initial infatuation with New York soon soured (an experience fictionalized in his short story "He"), in large part due to Lovecraft's xenophobic attitudes. "Whenever we found ourselves in the racially mixed crowds which characterize New York, Howard would become livid with rage," Greene later wrote. "He seemed almost to lose his mind."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      original ding ding ding man

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lovecraft writes a long winded story about the infernal chiming of that maddening bell

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spring and that movie with Kirsten Stewart LITERALLY has Cthulhu in it

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dagon

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dagon
    In the Mouth of Madness
    John Carpenter's The Thing

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, and In the Mouth of Madness is a classic. Check it, OP.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No lovecraftian dream cycle adaptation
    Would be the highest fantasy kino. Fricking why Hollywood?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This would be much easier to do than getting the tone of traditional Lovecraft right which I think is virtually impossible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      would be better as a game

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      soon

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dreams in the Witch House from the first season of Masters of Horror. Stuart Gordon directs and Ezra Godden is in the lead too.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quatermass and the Pit, really.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quatermass 2/Enemy from Space was also quite Lovecraftian with the things in the domes, now you come to mention it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You will never enjoy a Lovecraft/Poe crossover with Quatermass and the Pit and the Pendulum, with Vincent Price as guest star

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YellowBrickRoad is extremely underrated and it's got no tenticles.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      TAKE YOUR SEAT SIR!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino of the highest order, first time I've seen it mentioned in on Cinemaphile
        "Are you like retahded hikahs or something, cause you're in a movie theater"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino of the highest order, first time I've seen it mentioned in on Cinemaphile
      "Are you like retahded hikahs or something, cause you're in a movie theater"

      absolutel turd is what I hear every time someone takes up your shitty rec and reports back.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Resurrected (1991).

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    True Detective S1

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conan the Barbarian (1982)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not this one but arguably the second one has elements with that idol becoming you know what.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The second conan movie is totally rock solid. At least a 7/10. Its a bit more campy, but it does everything it needs to do. Much more of a d&d campaign than the personal revenge odyssey that the first one is.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Underwater, and just because it has kstew running around in her underwear for most of the film

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She did look good in this. Movie is pretty meh though. Not much plot or character substance. It has a few moments of deep sea claustrophobia that are pretty tense. Cool giga homie cthulu at the end too.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    do people play this stupid language game about "Tolkienesque" fiction too? Do I just not see it or did he not create anything as memetically monolithic and marketable as the cthulu mythos?
    Even the stephen king discourse isn't this AIDs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People like the vibe and ask for media that has some of that vibe.
      That's it. Don't overthink it anon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dont see tolkienesque, because tolkien invented the fantasy genre in literature. Lord of the rings was inspired by Ring, but that was more of an operatic mythological fiction. Tolkien was the first author to invent a fantasy setting for his own narrative fiction. The first to do so that caught on with the mainstream, anyway. "Tolkienesque" is just fantasy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        right that's what I thought too. It feels like casuals do the same with HPL as a moniker which becomes a hyperreal construct in the imaginary cultural consciousness hence why it drives me schizo seeing it commodified as aesthetic and funko pops. Even the "true readers" are so numerous to be their own fandom subculture. The zeitgeist is so saturated with it in all media forms the memetic satiation becomes intolerable but you can't tune it out, it's like miasmic air

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has slipped under the radar apparently. I've heard people say it's your typical Lovecraft influenced film that doesn't really do anything new. It's free to watch on Tubi.

    ?si=dHOwqzJyaWkJPXQe

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    did lovecraft basically just copy baldurs gate 3?
    that thing looks exactly like the illithid

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