>everyone laughing at how shit this is
this is basically the fricking book ending with a couple small details changed, like in the books the bombs just don't go off cause they're faulty and it doesn't mention him getting released from the mental hospital
the ~~*~~*~~*((strongest*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~) military on the planet fleeing *AGAIN* from malnourished 3rd world farmers. only the 2nd time its happened to them kek
Anyone from a television control booth knows why this is real. For those of you who don't, explain how the mics are in front of his legs but not in front of his arms.
I worked in editing and could tell you why its in front and not legs
a fricked up layer mask, either automatic or glitched
there were other angles of this scene, no it wasn't faked. if you really care go look it up. biden is a moron, he goes outside, he falls off of bikes. the biden admin isnt clever enough to fake anything
The mic is between his body and his hands because they brought it so close and he put his hands out over the mic. Don’t get me wrong I’d be love to catch the president being CGI but that’s not what happened here
Yes but its turning into the middle east. I've been going almost every year for over 10 years and every year it gets more middleeasterners. The mall in Tysons Corner 2 years ago made me think I was in Turkey.
>implying everybody watches TV or current affairs
I am a boomer and stopped watching TV in the early 00s after I woke up and saw it was all propaganda
I only found out last year there was an earthquake in japan in 2011
>moron biden pulling out with zero planning
He was literally following Trump's plan (and he actually extended the schedule; Trump's original """"plan"""" had a far more aggressive timetable). Cope more.
Some idiot tried to stow away in the wheel compartment underneath the plane. He fell as the wheels began to retract and ended up crashing more than 300m into someone's roof.
That was from US pullout from Afganistan last summer. The Taliban were taking territory back with no resistance, and people were desperate to get out of the country. There are multiple videos of people trying to hold the sides of planes to escape.
My pitch:
Top Gun is the hottest shit again so it's time.
Find Charlie Sheen and give him the Magic Johnson HIV cure and make Hot Shots 3.
It will be like the last Rambo except he's in Afghanistan and the last battle is Topper holding off the Taliban in Kabul as the last choppers depart and dudes are clinging to landing gear.
The post credits stinger will be this exact phrase.
Please pay me $800,000 USD.
The answer is yes and no anon. All that energy has to go somewhere and if you smash your car down doing wheelies you'll probably bend your frame and or suspension members. Considering the car is rigged to do that however i assume the suspension is specially configured in the stunt car to not ruin anything
The original Sam Raimi Spiderman ending, where he walks away from the grave and says "this is my gift, this is my curse" and it transitions to him webslinging is absolutely perfect. It's not capeshit, it's art.
>now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I am not a mistake!
;_;
Say what you want about Shialmao, but he knew how to make a movie in the 2000s.
How many of these people still hold positions in government? Not a single one was brought to justice and there are many anons on this board right now who are younger than 9/11 and don't know the world as it was before.
those chinese fricks
ripped off rlm
kino
wat
nice to know he got out again
KINO
>using tips provided by Michael Bolton
Better ending than the one in the movie
>There never was a Tyler... counselor! Come on, I thought you had it figured.
Is this real??
Yes its Chinese censorship ending
>everyone laughing at how shit this is
this is basically the fricking book ending with a couple small details changed, like in the books the bombs just don't go off cause they're faulty and it doesn't mention him getting released from the mental hospital
I'm pretty sure he dies and talks to God about Marla
>Muh RLM
Get outta here
You obviously watch RLM yourself coz you recognise it. Stop pretending you're above people.
how did you know?
not the best, but memorable
That ending was cruel
>movie title happens in the last moments of the movie
Any more kinos like this
aniara 2018
There Will Be Blood
Filth
That movie is great as long as you like Raimi
I turned off the movie right there. What were they thinking?
literally stood up, turned 360 degrees and walked out of the theatre after this scene
>turned to boiling water
yeah, right
I always turn off at this point. Nothing worth watching beyond that scene
like fine wine
this
What am I looking at here? It just looks like a plane flying and some people watching it.
the ~~*~~*~~*((strongest*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~) military on the planet fleeing *AGAIN* from malnourished 3rd world farmers. only the 2nd time its happened to them kek
A man falling to his death.
exactly, nothing out of the ordinary
i-it's just a trick of perspective!
Anyone from a television control booth knows why this is real. For those of you who don't, explain how the mics are in front of his legs but not in front of his arms.
israeli blood magic
it's the size of the mics, you can tell that the hologram they used for Biden is too small.
>explain how the mics are in front of his legs but not in front of his arms.
You first
He put his hands over the mic, so the mic is between his hands and his body
I'm from a television control booth and I can say that it is very fake
I'm in the Cinemaphile control booth and you're both fake.
I worked in editing and could tell you why its in front and not legs
a fricked up layer mask, either automatic or glitched
Yeah we know what you think it looks like, it’s just he’s actually putting his hands over the mic, not failing to mask
there were other angles of this scene, no it wasn't faked. if you really care go look it up. biden is a moron, he goes outside, he falls off of bikes. the biden admin isnt clever enough to fake anything
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1371898779922804737
https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/biden-does-not-plan-to-travel-to-border-amid-migrant-surge/2021/03/16/d991feff-9f5b-4644-98c9-5fc3588a3c18_video.html
other angles
god i wish they were competent enough to even fake anything but the man can hardly string words together.
8o mIlLiOn vOtEs
mOsT pOpUlaR PrEsiDenT iN hIsToRy
What's supposed to be wrong here? You can lean over these mics and that's what it will look like.
Do your eyes not fricking work?
The mic is between his body and his hands because they brought it so close and he put his hands out over the mic. Don’t get me wrong I’d be love to catch the president being CGI but that’s not what happened here
how much of reality is fake? is washington even a real place?
Yes but its turning into the middle east. I've been going almost every year for over 10 years and every year it gets more middleeasterners. The mall in Tysons Corner 2 years ago made me think I was in Turkey.
Remember when the CIA's prostitutes called "the media" tried to convince America this was real?
whats supposed to be wrong with this? I dont get it
oh wait nevermind, I see
Zoomers seriously don't remember something that happened a few months ago.
It's literally 10 months ago, being devils advocate
>implying everybody watches TV or current affairs
I am a boomer and stopped watching TV in the early 00s after I woke up and saw it was all propaganda
I only found out last year there was an earthquake in japan in 2011
Dude tried to hitch a ride during the runaway scrape from Afghanistan and fell out the plane. Another guy got hung up and torn to shreds.
To shreds, you say?
According to Biden ~~*we won*~~
moron biden pulling out with zero planning and leaving us citizens and tons of equipment behind. Some dummies tried hitching a ride and fell off.
>moron biden pulling out with zero planning
He was literally following Trump's plan (and he actually extended the schedule; Trump's original """"plan"""" had a far more aggressive timetable). Cope more.
Some idiot tried to stow away in the wheel compartment underneath the plane. He fell as the wheels began to retract and ended up crashing more than 300m into someone's roof.
That was from US pullout from Afganistan last summer. The Taliban were taking territory back with no resistance, and people were desperate to get out of the country. There are multiple videos of people trying to hold the sides of planes to escape.
But I thought they never wanted us there and we were the real enemy?
Its why you lost, yeah.
>Christopher Nolan demands to throw live person out of a plane
Has Christopher Nolan gone too far
He didn’t act so good.
Why WOULD you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
BASED
>boys zoomer finds out that all they do is steal lines and memes from better things
My pitch:
Top Gun is the hottest shit again so it's time.
Find Charlie Sheen and give him the Magic Johnson HIV cure and make Hot Shots 3.
It will be like the last Rambo except he's in Afghanistan and the last battle is Topper holding off the Taliban in Kabul as the last choppers depart and dudes are clinging to landing gear.
The post credits stinger will be this exact phrase.
Please pay me $800,000 USD.
fake screenshot, never happened
neither did the Am*rican occupation of Afghanistan lmao
That's Beast of War, right?
Americans being short sighted? Nah no way!
>Rambo says inshuallah
>subtitles: indecipherable
FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW
>Say bye-bye, Michael
>doms car pops a wheelie
yeah physics doesnt work like that
Have you ever seen a drag race? They do this often. https://youtu.be/KpPni9A0jfY 2:08
Mogged
Obviously they did this to be safe and to be able to repeat it exactly the same every take.
Doesn't the hood get warped from all the kinetic energy or something? So you're telling me they replaced the hood countless times?
have you heard of this thing that cars have called suspension
The answer is yes and no anon. All that energy has to go somewhere and if you smash your car down doing wheelies you'll probably bend your frame and or suspension members. Considering the car is rigged to do that however i assume the suspension is specially configured in the stunt car to not ruin anything
yeah on prepped surface not a regular road
Happens in rear wheel drive drag racing all the time bro. The sudden torque is enough to lift the front of the frame.
>that upside down Spiderman kiss after Dom barrel rolls his car
Kino.
Scenes women will never understand.
PaulWalkerMostBeautifulManInHollywood
Greatest ending ever
they are all equal now
Tie between The Trial at Nuremberg and The Great Dictator.
Seethe. Dont @ me tho. Thred hidden no cap
the quiet earth
i ain't finna spoil it though, go watch the flick
The original Sam Raimi Spiderman ending, where he walks away from the grave and says "this is my gift, this is my curse" and it transitions to him webslinging is absolutely perfect. It's not capeshit, it's art.
>OHHH I COULD'VE YOUTUBED IT
I've never seen an audience more pissed off at an end card than the opening night screening for this.
One of my favorite movie going experiences
This was funny as hell. Oh wanna know what happens next? Google it you moron.
Posting the GOAT
give a little credit to the film score here too
God i love that film
Literally the perfect ending
Der Tod des Empedokles
>What's supposed to be wrong here? You can lean over these mics and that's what it will look like.
"They called me Mister Glass."
>now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I am not a mistake!
;_;
Say what you want about Shialmao, but he knew how to make a movie in the 2000s.
Casino
Fast Five
The Departed
Zorba the Greek
The Man in The White Suit
The first Pitch Perfect.
Don't >> at me.
Shame the second and third fricking sucked.
It's sad because the first movie is really good.
No argument there. Fricking loved the first one.
>he is a hunter.
>do you call your pussy he?
Two dead. One never lived his dream of leaving the shit town. And a gay. Very sad.
What was George thinking
IVE BEEN HAVING FUN ALL SUMMER LONG
Still very timely advice.
Republicans aren't going to like this one!
How many of these people still hold positions in government? Not a single one was brought to justice and there are many anons on this board right now who are younger than 9/11 and don't know the world as it was before.
>PNAC
cool it with the anti semitic endings
Comfy endings are best endings.
And I couldn't find a clip of the little girl being lighteninged to death.
I don't want to spoil it, but it's Encounter of the Spooky Kind
Dr. Strangelove
What would a Hollywood ending be?
And the movie ending with the die being cast and not-Tyler being stuck with the chaos his alter-ego has created for better or worse is better.
> for better or worse is better
Literally what did he mean by this?
Megiddo - the omega code 2
Satan dies
for me it's Sam Peckinpah's 1977 masterpiece Cross of Iron
Just the absurdity and misery of war: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye9J4nQrz5s