>NOOOOOO you must have 100% brain capacity at all times to behold the greatness of human interaction
And don't forget, have some savings so you can retire at 60. Also, go vote. The outcome of elections has extreme effects on the daily lives of all of us.
I’ve smoked weed before and it gives me horrible feelings of dread and panic and until I need to crawl into my bed and turn off all the lights. No idea how people can do it every day.
>I'm not sure what exactly causes it
Being a pussy brainwashed by anti-drug PSAs into thinking taking a puff off of a joint is like being addicted to heroin.
It’s basically just all the uncomfortable shit that you don’t like to think about that comes rushing to the front when you get high, and then your conscious mind trying to fight it back. You’ve just got to stop fighting the current, lift your feet, and float down the river, man.
Your body/mind gets used to the weed, but some people always get problems with it and maybe the high is just not good time for them, some people don't get any feelings from it. First time I smoked pure joint I went to store and thought I had soiled my ass when I stepped inside. There were people around, so I didn't have nerve to grab my ass and feel if it was really there so I just turned around and went home. At home I checked and pants were clean. Later I didn't get so crazy effects from it and high became more boring thing.
Indica is good for mellow highs. Sativa is good for social highs... but you have to go with the feeling and interact with others or you'll end up up in some introspective weirdness.
>be stoner in hs >spend my days laughing my ass off at nothing with friends high as shit >get older >get responsibilities >weed gets stronger across the board >eat a gummie that was too strong and have an 8 hour panic attack >afterwards weed continues to give me anxiety >fun is gone
I'm a whisky man now and it makes me brave instead of scared. Much better
it might be because of the strain you smoked as some people don't jive well with certain strains
it might also just be your genetics
or maybe you just smoked too much
theres a lot of variables that could be causing this but if that was you reaction to weed i don't know if its even worth investigating
i feel great when im high. i had a couple of bad trips but its been years since my last one because i just learned when to stop.
Hehe it's funny to see the potheads in this thread being furious about receiving criticism.
Drifuten from his erectile dysfunction at 40 and his reduced cognitive abilities at 50
best strains i've discovered past 2 years >deadhead og x tom hill haze >wave runners >peanut butter breath >wizard's dick >wedding cake
fact i can smoke a bong in front of 200 tourists downtown and it's legal... mind will never adjust to. and multiple dispensaries right there with lines out the door
I’m in a weed state too, and I was under the impression that it’s treated like booze, like you can’t just walk down the sidewalk taking slugs off a handle of Jack. I’m in Illinois though, it might be different here.
>watching fresh prince with wife and kids anytime we order pizza or something where we aren't eating a meal normally at the table >one day i'm getting ready to go out, pregame a little bit and get baked before eating and leaving >we watch ol' will and his antics >i am insanely aware of the audience/laugh track and how.. unnerving it is >test this out with a couple other shows >cannot deal with a laugh track while high, the worst ones are old cartoons that have that lower kind of chuckle tone to them
I watched Der Untergang whilst high and I realised it's actually not about hitter and the end of ww2 but its about learning to let go and accept things as they are
Ya see, Sneed sells the seed and feed, but Chuck sells suck, smuck and frick. Sneed also sells gummy bears, but you're not supposed to plant them since it interferes with the PH levels.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
They are mad that long term use makes them moronic while weed gives you maybe minor memory problems but atleast your brain cells stay intact
I'm a recent convert after booze destroyed my liver. although I never despised weed smokers, I just never actively smoked it myself, just a toke here and there when it was available.
You wanted to be like a random middle aged man just because he smokes weed? You could have wanted to be like a celebrity who smokes weed or something cooler.
Same but I'd rather hang out with a stoner for an evening than someone who comes off like they think they've scored good boy points for not smoking pot.
Guys, being a hostile anti-weed schizo was a funny troll literally 13 years ago when quinten was doing it. It's so pathetic seeing zoomer anons try to recreate real chan culture with their devolved cognitive abilities.
I've never smoked weed and don't plan to, but we know literally nobody cares about weed as much as your cringe attempts at b8 portray.
any movie
Not true, certain movies can give you a bad high. That said, weed generally is a kino enhancer, so most movies will do just fine.
fantastic planet, holy mountain, classic dario argento
>what audiovisual medium should I watch while I impaired my vision and hearing
Just have a nice day, junkie.
This
Potheads are pathetic
>junkie
It's not addictive!
Try not smoking for 2 weeks
>NOOOOOO you must have 100% brain capacity at all times to behold the greatness of human interaction
And don't forget, have some savings so you can retire at 60. Also, go vote. The outcome of elections has extreme effects on the daily lives of all of us.
Junkies have 0% brain capacity to process human greatness.
Oh no, how horrible. They miss all the thousands of instances in life that prove that life is totally worth living.
>weed
>junkie
Lol, ok nerd.
>you can't be addicted to smoking weed
that's why I stopped, I realised WEED JUNKIES are fricking insufferable and I didn't want to be one
Based
it enhances both of those things.
Yes, and cutting off both your legs enhances soccer.
stay seething, clearie
based, junkies will seethe
>impaired my vision and hearing
You never tried weed
>never got high with their friends outside a movie theatre and watched kino together
Lol, you homosexuals missed out.
Kill all potheads
Pineapple express
Duden, wo ist mein Auto?
DUDE
LE WEED
I’ve smoked weed before and it gives me horrible feelings of dread and panic and until I need to crawl into my bed and turn off all the lights. No idea how people can do it every day.
I'm not sure what exactly causes it, but I have had panic attacks caused by weed. It's rare for me, though
>I'm not sure what exactly causes it
Being a pussy brainwashed by anti-drug PSAs into thinking taking a puff off of a joint is like being addicted to heroin.
It’s basically just all the uncomfortable shit that you don’t like to think about that comes rushing to the front when you get high, and then your conscious mind trying to fight it back. You’ve just got to stop fighting the current, lift your feet, and float down the river, man.
it causes anxiety for more people than you'd think
hell some strains do that to me
Your body/mind gets used to the weed, but some people always get problems with it and maybe the high is just not good time for them, some people don't get any feelings from it. First time I smoked pure joint I went to store and thought I had soiled my ass when I stepped inside. There were people around, so I didn't have nerve to grab my ass and feel if it was really there so I just turned around and went home. At home I checked and pants were clean. Later I didn't get so crazy effects from it and high became more boring thing.
Indica is good for mellow highs. Sativa is good for social highs... but you have to go with the feeling and interact with others or you'll end up up in some introspective weirdness.
When you do it everyday you have to get fricking blasted to get anxious. I'm very anxious normally but weed doesn't change anything
I didnt have this problem until my early 20's.
I lived getting high and feeling good and then one day it was like something clicked and everytime I smoked weed I would get anxiety.
For the best though the older I get the more I see pot is cringe af.
>be stoner in hs
>spend my days laughing my ass off at nothing with friends high as shit
>get older
>get responsibilities
>weed gets stronger across the board
>eat a gummie that was too strong and have an 8 hour panic attack
>afterwards weed continues to give me anxiety
>fun is gone
I'm a whisky man now and it makes me brave instead of scared. Much better
Your mom didn't orgasm when you were conceived so basically you weren't ensouled.
Those are the demonic parasites entering your mind.
it might be because of the strain you smoked as some people don't jive well with certain strains
it might also just be your genetics
or maybe you just smoked too much
theres a lot of variables that could be causing this but if that was you reaction to weed i don't know if its even worth investigating
i feel great when im high. i had a couple of bad trips but its been years since my last one because i just learned when to stop.
Political thrillers heavy on dialogue
dude lmao
Hehe it's funny to see the potheads in this thread being furious about receiving criticism.
Drifuten from his erectile dysfunction at 40 and his reduced cognitive abilities at 50
It’s even funnier to see you seethe about what other people who you don’t even know do with their leisure time.
You sure seem like you’re laughing
It’s more that I don’t care that you don’t approve of what I do, but do find a small amount of amusement at your lack of self-awareness.
I think you do care
>calling potheads junkies and telling them to kys is criticism
>reduced cognitive abilities at 50
Prequelgays have reduced cognitive abilities going all the way back to childhood though...
It seems like I hit a nerve.
Are you high?
the bad news is smoking it gives you cancer. the good news is you'll have dementia, so you won't remember the bad news
Lord of the Rings was great. The siege of Minas Tirith was actually a little scary when I watched it high. It’s like I was ten again.
Get high as possible and then find a movie called Totally Baked, it is fricking stupid, but ok when high
best strains i've discovered past 2 years
>deadhead og x tom hill haze
>wave runners
>peanut butter breath
>wizard's dick
>wedding cake
fact i can smoke a bong in front of 200 tourists downtown and it's legal... mind will never adjust to. and multiple dispensaries right there with lines out the door
I’m in a weed state too, and I was under the impression that it’s treated like booze, like you can’t just walk down the sidewalk taking slugs off a handle of Jack. I’m in Illinois though, it might be different here.
Yeah, frick that stupid prostitute. Time to toke up
bojack horseguy, obviously
Squiggy looking rough
>get high
>post dude weed hate on Cinemaphile
Who here/mischievous/?
>watching fresh prince with wife and kids anytime we order pizza or something where we aren't eating a meal normally at the table
>one day i'm getting ready to go out, pregame a little bit and get baked before eating and leaving
>we watch ol' will and his antics
>i am insanely aware of the audience/laugh track and how.. unnerving it is
>test this out with a couple other shows
>cannot deal with a laugh track while high, the worst ones are old cartoons that have that lower kind of chuckle tone to them
wore off eventually though
druk chads stay winning
Epics.
That reminds me, I need to clean my dry herb vaporizer
Why can't he talk to her while smoking?
Hey DUDE, bong requires both hands....Dont be so ignonrant....
I watched Der Untergang whilst high and I realised it's actually not about hitter and the end of ww2 but its about learning to let go and accept things as they are
Pot smokers are potheads; smack users are junkies
>smack
what the frick is smuck?
some sort of "crack" weed?
Heroin/speed
>what the frick is smuck?
A specialty sold exclusively at Chuck's.
Ya see, Sneed sells the seed and feed, but Chuck sells suck, smuck and frick. Sneed also sells gummy bears, but you're not supposed to plant them since it interferes with the PH levels.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
Why do alcoholics hate weed so much?
They are mad that long term use makes them moronic while weed gives you maybe minor memory problems but atleast your brain cells stay intact
I'm a recent convert after booze destroyed my liver. although I never despised weed smokers, I just never actively smoked it myself, just a toke here and there when it was available.
you sound like an ok guy. good luck with your health problems and be strong.
God I cringe so hard knowing there was a time in my life I wanted to be like this dude.
Frick weed.
What are you 12?
No that's why I don't smoke weed anymore.
I started when I was 12, ironically.
You wanted to be like a random middle aged man just because he smokes weed? You could have wanted to be like a celebrity who smokes weed or something cooler.
Conan or Mr. Nobody, these sorts of movies.
This, because weed boosts estrogen in your body and literally turns you into a homo. Don your costume gay.
The last time I smoked weed I got this horrible full body high, where it felt like pulsating waves of warmth moving throughout my body.
I've felt "waves" but only when I was both high and drunk as hell.
Has anyone here tried Kevin Smith weed?
>all the most successful people I know smoke weed
>All the autists and virgins I know don't
Hmmmm
Imagine hating such a peaceful and unobtrusive demographic as stoners
i mean i smoke weed and still hate stoner culture
Well I agree with you there, but hating someone just becuase they smoke pot makes no sense
Does it even exist anymore? Weed is probably more popular than drinking for -35yo in general
Same but I'd rather hang out with a stoner for an evening than someone who comes off like they think they've scored good boy points for not smoking pot.
if youre talking about a DUDE WEED movie
Up in Smoke is a classic.
But my personal fav is Hot Fuzz
It's like I can hear and smell this image.
Marijuana people deserve the noose
Guys, being a hostile anti-weed schizo was a funny troll literally 13 years ago when quinten was doing it. It's so pathetic seeing zoomer anons try to recreate real chan culture with their devolved cognitive abilities.
I've never smoked weed and don't plan to, but we know literally nobody cares about weed as much as your cringe attempts at b8 portray.
Weed is for watching movies alone.
Booze is for watching it with friends.
Any kids movie: paw patrol, never ending story, American history x
anything with a lot of high brow humour