Jerry deserves more credit for following the rules, and even for dumping his date who wouldn't follow the rules. I'm always disappointed at the audience for applauding Elaine at the end. There should have been hissing and booing when she threatens to reveal his recipes.
I love the soup Nazi but I hate how the episode is written. A lot of episodes end on a negative note for everyone. Elaine didn't deserve the win there, she was being annoying, soup Nazi even gave her multiple chances to get her shit together. Even at a normal take out restaurant people who act like her are annoying.
Yeah, I get what you mean. It would have made more sense that George would want to get revenge because he actually didn’t do anything wrong and got fricked over. Elaine has that aggression that George doesn’t though
>On February 20, 2012, von Bargen shot himself in the temple during an apparent suicide attempt. >Von Bargen suffered from diabetes and, at the time of his attempted suicide, had been living with one leg amputated. He was due to have several toes amputated on his remaining foot and reportedly did not want to submit to another surgery.[13] Von Bargen died on March 1, 2015, of undisclosed causes, having experienced complications from diabetes for years.[14] He was 64 years old.
What a dark end
You forgot the bit where he shot out his optic nerve and had to live in blindness in the nursing home.
Also when he short himself in the head and survived TMZ released his 911 call of him crying for help
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I don’t fricking get why they would do that. It’s not like it was Michael Jackson or something but most people didn’t know the guy and they release that.
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It's TMZ anon, the only group more scummy than actual celebrities.
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Harvey Levin, creator and editor of TMZ, is israeli. Murdoch who owns Fox is israeli.
The one where Constanza bullshits through everything and in the end finds a kid who asks for his recommendation even though he bullshitted through everything
I don't know why the last Season is so hated by some, it has some great episodes like those 2 and Festivus.
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Also when he short himself in the head and survived TMZ released his 911 call of him crying for help
What pieces of shit. That's really crossing a line. Things like that make me wish that those programs burn in hell.
I don't know about a favorite episode, the limo is great and the anti-dentite is also really good. But I really liked when the show made fun of a situation with metaphores, like well, in the anti-dentite (antisemitism), when a pie becomes a pizza (abortion) and the spit's ricochet (JFK's assassination).
>the spit's ricochet
High Kino, you know a bit is golden when I can find it hilarious without knowing anything about it and find it just as hilarious 25 years later.
the episode where jerry shaves is funny. I'm not saying it's the best but I'm watching it now and the fricking jiffy parking lot guy now being the attendant at jiffy dump made me kek
>werewolf jerry >kramer reality bus tour >muffin tops (with pulp fiction reference) >tourist george gets traded to tyler chicken >jiffy dump cameo
yeah that was a good episode
believe it or not, george
isn't at home
please leave a message at the beep
I must be out
or I pick up the phone
where could I be?
believe it or not I'm not home
Maybe The Chicken Roster/the sable Russian hat episode. It's one that makes me laugh like a maniac. Even though it was written by Jeff Schaffer whom I blame for ruining Curb.
Because he became the sole writer and director around the time it turned to shit. Larry David is still credited as a co-writer but it sounds like bullshit, like giving actors producer credits.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Curb_Your_Enthusiasm_episodes
I always got this impression that jason and julia had a thing for each other irl because they always seem really close in interviews, maybe i'm just being a schizo though
I always thought Julia and the guy who played Puddy did just from behind the scenes shit.
Jason Alexander honestly comes off as a prick in real life most of the time. I don’t judge him for that but Julia always said none of them ever hung out outside of work
I've thought that too anon, and you are probably right even the picture I posted could just be jason being a pushy guy. Also late series elaine was so beautiful bros
She was always gorgeous but her hair seriously made her look unattractive at times. Notice how hot she looks in earlier seasons when she’s wearing a hat or has it down
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Yeah you're right I just meant her later hairstyle really showed how good looking she was. I always thought she was really hot in that s3 scene where she pretended to be a pornstar
I don’t really see it but I didn’t realize they’ve been married since the 80s. I don’t know why I got the impression they met on the Troll set
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He looks pretty goofy but he's got the chad genes for sure, one of her kids played Baseball at Northwestern and is like 6'3" or something, which is crazy because she can't be more than 5' herself.
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Yeah, I actually just read that she initially thought he was so hot because he resembled a famous tennis player from back then. I never realized how short Julia was from Seinfeld, probably because Alexander and Seinfeld themselves are pretty short
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I've got to imagine all actors suffer from it to a certain extent given that they all lie about their height, but it was certainly jarring to see her. I went on the tour with her and her son and didn't realize it until the very end, she basically looked like your average Evanston israeli mom. Very nice though.
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Jarring because she’s so short or so you mean just how she looks in general?
I remember when she was sick paparazzi had taken photos of her out in public. It was in very poor taste and she barely looked recognizable.
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Short, mousy, quiet, soft-spoken, intelligent - basically the opposite of Elaine in body language.
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It wasn’t until recently during a rewatch that I realized how insecure Elaine is. She is so easily flattered or flustered by any guy flirting with her. Like the wake up dude or the ugly fellas from Festivus
Jerry deserves more credit for following the rules, and even for dumping his date who wouldn't follow the rules. I'm always disappointed at the audience for applauding Elaine at the end. There should have been hissing and booing when she threatens to reveal his recipes.
I hated elaine in that episode. And to this day I do the side shuffle thing when I order at a restaurant, lol
He get flanderised pretty gradually throughout the show, george in the 1st couple seasons is just a neurotic guy that is stingy with money but mostly screws people over by accident or when trying to do something good. S9 george is just a bumbling idiot that flips out at the slightest inconvenience.
19 year old zoomer here, why do i find this show so fricking comfy, its not even that im particularly laughing, i'm just vibing to it and enjoy them doing mundane/stupid things (no cap frfr, i know)
No clear winner but I'll just start by nominating the airport
for me, it's the opposite
Yeah, thats at least top 5
also:
Yada
Contest
Rye
The creepy doorman one.
That’s one of my least favorite episodes. Crazy that that doorman was supposed to play George
Larry Miller is hilarious
yes.
Also, Not That There's Anything Wrong with That - whatever it's called. Reporter is a 90s babe.
Soup Nazi because Soup Nazi.
The Massage. George's gay scare and Jerry's kidnapping talk make it for me.
I thought Soup Nazi would suck, because I always heard the one line quoted.
That was actually a really funny episode.
Jerry deserves more credit for following the rules, and even for dumping his date who wouldn't follow the rules. I'm always disappointed at the audience for applauding Elaine at the end. There should have been hissing and booing when she threatens to reveal his recipes.
Jerry casually tossing Shmoopie under the bus is actually the funniest part of that episode, besides anything with Newman of course.
I love the soup Nazi but I hate how the episode is written. A lot of episodes end on a negative note for everyone. Elaine didn't deserve the win there, she was being annoying, soup Nazi even gave her multiple chances to get her shit together. Even at a normal take out restaurant people who act like her are annoying.
Yeah, I get what you mean. It would have made more sense that George would want to get revenge because he actually didn’t do anything wrong and got fricked over. Elaine has that aggression that George doesn’t though
>because he actually didn’t do anything wrong and got fricked over.
He put his money down on the display case instead of handing it to the cashier.
I don’t remember that. I thought he gets banned for asking for bread that everyone else got for free
I like anything involving them making the series, like The Pilot or The Pitch
Always liked this one
kek I watched that the other da
HEYA HOYA
>Let's bury the hatchet; we smokum peace pipe
Bottle Return
an epic commentary on israeli financial tendencies
>Doorman has to work two jobs to put food on the table for mother and baby.
The Marine Biologist episode.
the sea was angry that day my friends
Checked.
My George isn’t clever enough to hatch a scheme like this
YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!
I'M BOOTLEGGIN' A MOVIE BABY
I could do hard time for this
Probably The Puffy Shirt, my personal favorite is The Rye though.
I never found Debra Messing that hot but she’s fricking gorgeous in this scene. Her hair was stupid in the rest of the episode
A wacky pick, but I think the funniest is when George has to get himself airbrushed out of Mr. Kruger's family beach photo.
Kruger is unexpected late series kino
This. The actor brought so much to the role too.
It was great to see George care more about his job than the actual boss
>On February 20, 2012, von Bargen shot himself in the temple during an apparent suicide attempt.
>Von Bargen suffered from diabetes and, at the time of his attempted suicide, had been living with one leg amputated. He was due to have several toes amputated on his remaining foot and reportedly did not want to submit to another surgery.[13] Von Bargen died on March 1, 2015, of undisclosed causes, having experienced complications from diabetes for years.[14] He was 64 years old.
What a dark end
You forgot the bit where he shot out his optic nerve and had to live in blindness in the nursing home.
Holy shit, I didn't know about that. I just pulled the info from the Wikipedia article.
Also when he short himself in the head and survived TMZ released his 911 call of him crying for help
I don’t fricking get why they would do that. It’s not like it was Michael Jackson or something but most people didn’t know the guy and they release that.
It's TMZ anon, the only group more scummy than actual celebrities.
Harvey Levin, creator and editor of TMZ, is israeli. Murdoch who owns Fox is israeli.
Murdoch isn’t israeli.
Kino
Kruger's wife is a frickin babe.
It’s hilarious how pissed you can tell Jason Alexander is in this photo. He just seems like a grumpy person in general
Isn't he just in-character?
I don’t think they’re posing for the show in that one. Looks like they’re just chilling
Damn you're an idiot.
It’s a behind the scenes photo dumbass. His wife wouldn’t even be in the shot
what a pear-shaped loser
Jery get ipad
The one where the ugly israelites are slightly rude and annoyed by everything but not to the point that it's funny at all
The one where Constanza bullshits through everything and in the end finds a kid who asks for his recommendation even though he bullshitted through everything
dont have a single fav, but this one was good
How could they keep the machine on while switching it to battery backup? Doesn't make any sense.
maybe they split the power cables while it was still plugged in and attached a battery
Thus was probably the only "good" episode of the final season.
I don't know why the last Season is so hated by some, it has some great episodes like those 2 and Festivus.
What pieces of shit. That's really crossing a line. Things like that make me wish that those programs burn in hell.
I don't know about a favorite episode, the limo is great and the anti-dentite is also really good. But I really liked when the show made fun of a situation with metaphores, like well, in the anti-dentite (antisemitism), when a pie becomes a pizza (abortion) and the spit's ricochet (JFK's assassination).
>the spit's ricochet
High Kino, you know a bit is golden when I can find it hilarious without knowing anything about it and find it just as hilarious 25 years later.
>when George starts whistling the "if I were a rich man" motive, from the most israeli media ever created, and Jerry has to nudge him
the episode where jerry shaves is funny. I'm not saying it's the best but I'm watching it now and the fricking jiffy parking lot guy now being the attendant at jiffy dump made me kek
>werewolf jerry
>kramer reality bus tour
>muffin tops (with pulp fiction reference)
>tourist george gets traded to tyler chicken
>jiffy dump cameo
yeah that was a good episode
Yes. Kramer telling him to parade his pretty little self around the town square. Epic line.
Picrel is essentially the most Seinfeldian moment of the entire series
the episode where jerry plowed a seventeen year old with big fat floppy milkies as a thirty-eight year old man
Living the dream.
time isnt real... so what?
no wonder he has so much cereal in his apartment
You don't consider age in the face of cleavage. This occurs on a molecular level, you can't control it!
chicken roaster is pretty good
One of the best bits in the entire series.
man I lost it at that line. Not even the first time around. One day watching reruns for some reason it just killed me
believe it or not, george
isn't at home
please leave a message at the beep
I must be out
or I pick up the phone
where could I be?
believe it or not I'm not home
made me lol
The Nose Job
Maybe The Chicken Roster/the sable Russian hat episode. It's one that makes me laugh like a maniac. Even though it was written by Jeff Schaffer whom I blame for ruining Curb.
How come you think Schaffer ruined Curb?
Because he became the sole writer and director around the time it turned to shit. Larry David is still credited as a co-writer but it sounds like bullshit, like giving actors producer credits.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Curb_Your_Enthusiasm_episodes
When do you think it turned to shit? I see he directs a lot of episodes now but not all
the final episode
frick i read it in their voices
beautiful
Here's a podcast with two comics talking about Seinfeld and their fav episodes and that, quite fun if you're interested in the show
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The Opera
MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIN
I love how it doesn't even register as comedy to the zoomers.
They should have made that gun episode.
Agreed, would have been the best Seinfeld episode ever.
Assman
The one where they’re waiting in the restaurant
The nazi one
There are more I can’t remember. Many of them were pretty clever
The one where George and Kramer have to pick Jerry and Elaine up from the airport.
The one where they all get sick of Jerry’s passive-aggressive bullshit and gang rape his tender butthole
The conversion
For me it's The Limo
I love the one where Elaine gives head to George
How many times in the series did George get horny for Elaine? I remember the sexy voicemail was one but I know there were multiple times
Well since he is literally me, I'd say the answer was "every minute of every fricking episode".
One was when he saw the mannequin of Elaine without a top
"right... the nipple.."
I always got this impression that jason and julia had a thing for each other irl because they always seem really close in interviews, maybe i'm just being a schizo though
I always thought Julia and the guy who played Puddy did just from behind the scenes shit.
Jason Alexander honestly comes off as a prick in real life most of the time. I don’t judge him for that but Julia always said none of them ever hung out outside of work
I've thought that too anon, and you are probably right even the picture I posted could just be jason being a pushy guy. Also late series elaine was so beautiful bros
She was always gorgeous but her hair seriously made her look unattractive at times. Notice how hot she looks in earlier seasons when she’s wearing a hat or has it down
Yeah you're right I just meant her later hairstyle really showed how good looking she was. I always thought she was really hot in that s3 scene where she pretended to be a pornstar
Her husband looks fairly similar to Puddy irl so you're probably right on the money there, Alexander will always remain /ourguy/ though.
I don’t really see it but I didn’t realize they’ve been married since the 80s. I don’t know why I got the impression they met on the Troll set
He looks pretty goofy but he's got the chad genes for sure, one of her kids played Baseball at Northwestern and is like 6'3" or something, which is crazy because she can't be more than 5' herself.
Yeah, I actually just read that she initially thought he was so hot because he resembled a famous tennis player from back then. I never realized how short Julia was from Seinfeld, probably because Alexander and Seinfeld themselves are pretty short
I've got to imagine all actors suffer from it to a certain extent given that they all lie about their height, but it was certainly jarring to see her. I went on the tour with her and her son and didn't realize it until the very end, she basically looked like your average Evanston israeli mom. Very nice though.
Jarring because she’s so short or so you mean just how she looks in general?
I remember when she was sick paparazzi had taken photos of her out in public. It was in very poor taste and she barely looked recognizable.
Short, mousy, quiet, soft-spoken, intelligent - basically the opposite of Elaine in body language.
It wasn’t until recently during a rewatch that I realized how insecure Elaine is. She is so easily flattered or flustered by any guy flirting with her. Like the wake up dude or the ugly fellas from Festivus
>you know, someday we're gonna get enough votes to overturn that ruling
We made it Chad mover bros
Elaine btfo lol.
Indeed we did!
kek, based
I hated elaine in that episode. And to this day I do the side shuffle thing when I order at a restaurant, lol
I watched that episode like a day after the leak happened lol
whatever episode this is from
The Diplomat's Club
the gum
george's perfect storm of awfulness and how it coincides with everything else and pimp cramer is wonderful
the Gum is the funniest, but the Pothole is the best written.
Keith Hernandez ep is tops. Just rewatched seasons 1-7 and can confirm that it’s the best. Check if you don’t believe me.
I read someone on here say that George is “Flanderized” in season 9. Anyone know examples of this?
The Twix at the car dealership was a little over the top
He get flanderised pretty gradually throughout the show, george in the 1st couple seasons is just a neurotic guy that is stingy with money but mostly screws people over by accident or when trying to do something good. S9 george is just a bumbling idiot that flips out at the slightest inconvenience.
Basically like Larry now in Curb. He used to be someone you’d side with every once in awhile but now he’s just a fricking prick to everyone
19 year old zoomer here, why do i find this show so fricking comfy, its not even that im particularly laughing, i'm just vibing to it and enjoy them doing mundane/stupid things (no cap frfr, i know)
I only remember the nazi soup and the sponge.
The Chicken Roaster & The Hamptons