I'd love to stand over Annabelle and just play Bilbocatch with her face, I'm 6'3" on a good day so I would probably have to crouch down a little to land consecutively, but that would just give me more leverage to really wind my nuts up, I wouldn't be surprised if I took a tooth or two out.
Most of those who have it can successfully overcome it in terms of daily living, being productive etc and the genetic treatment not to pass it on will probably arrive faster than for the type of issues Warwick's kids have
Imagine just slamming Warwick Davis as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his tiny body. He could just be waddling his little midge waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little midge bone in his little midge body would be broken, if not outright shattered. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he's look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Warwick's entire midge life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful midge life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Warwick Davis releases his bowels (a runny midge poop, as midges lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.
>body allows him in small roles >ruins it for himself and everyone else like him
I'm sure the dwarf community would like to shoot him out of a cannon into hippo infested waters
That's even worse in the grand scheme of things. Midges breeding with normal people taints the gene pool, which is how a normal couple can wind up with a surprise midge 5 generations down the line.
can you imagine being a midge woman and knowing that you can only frick midges for your entire life because normal people's penis is gonna skewer you ass to mouth like some tribal spear
Life's Too Long
Lifes too short
Midge
I'm searching my feelings, but I'm coming up short.
He should have starred in Tiptoes. Guaranteed BAFTA.
I'd love to stand over Annabelle and just play Bilbocatch with her face, I'm 6'3" on a good day so I would probably have to crouch down a little to land consecutively, but that would just give me more leverage to really wind my nuts up, I wouldn't be surprised if I took a tooth or two out.
This is dysgenic and should be frowned upon. It's cruel to allow people like this to breed.
Counterpoint: it's fun.
>Counterpoint: it's fun.
I'm not quite sure it's fun for the offspring who would rather be normal sized than a midget.
Agreed. It's cruel and pointless. I wish his children all the best but hope they don't reproduce because it'd be against the order of nature
How do you feel about autism?
Most of those who have it can successfully overcome it in terms of daily living, being productive etc and the genetic treatment not to pass it on will probably arrive faster than for the type of issues Warwick's kids have
I'd frick his daughter.
How come whenever I start a WD thread it immediately autosages but not anyone else?
You didn't meet the height requirements.
Imagine just slamming Warwick Davis as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his tiny body. He could just be waddling his little midge waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little midge bone in his little midge body would be broken, if not outright shattered. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he's look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Warwick's entire midge life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful midge life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Warwick Davis releases his bowels (a runny midge poop, as midges lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.
>body allows him in small roles
>ruins it for himself and everyone else like him
I'm sure the dwarf community would like to shoot him out of a cannon into hippo infested waters
I wish he had died instead of Verne.
Why couldn’t he breed with somebody like debicki so he could have average sized kids? This is just too cruel.
That's even worse in the grand scheme of things. Midges breeding with normal people taints the gene pool, which is how a normal couple can wind up with a surprise midge 5 generations down the line.
Wtf is this real?
Afraid so.
How do we protect ourselves from an a-list Hollywood elite such as himself?
I wonder why he wasn't cast as Tyrion Lannister In GOT?
Most puntable actor
He's a big star
He's a solid actor I don't know what the hate is from
4chuds are mad because he threatened to get site shut down or something
can you imagine being a midge woman and knowing that you can only frick midges for your entire life because normal people's penis is gonna skewer you ass to mouth like some tribal spear
They have normal veganas only their legs and arms are short
Imagine breeding them to have larger and larger veganas and tinier bodies until they're just a living fleshlight.
Genuinely had no idea that Awkwafina is his daughter
Zoom in on his daughter's face. Nightmare fuel.
Vile spawn