Tall people have bigger eyeballs but the same sized iris. So the white of the eye is bigger while the iris portion is smaller, it looks more intimidating.
Giant neck
Fat face
Not sure you ever seen a fat person in your life. I'm jealous
1. Shes out of highschool and is a money printing machine for the club that posts her dancing
2. She looks like she has methmouth. She doesn't actually, it just looks like it.
She doesn't sit like a lady, disgusting. Probably slavic, reeks to high hell of low iq slavic woman bullshit. Slavic women are nothing but prostitutes and punching bags for their mongoloid men.
In actual sports its someone who sits on the bench, who never plays and just fills out the roster. In the context of that image based on the symbol I assume its a porn or lewd shoot and they're referencing womens asses in sports settings
The Cutting Edge if you like ice/winter sports. Its about a spoiled, b***hy ice skater who gets teamed up with a former hockey player to try and win gold at the olympics. Its like an olympic version of Taming of the Shrew
No but I've got it on my YUGE list of movies to watch. Black Rain is another of those 80s "America-Japan" relations movies, though it's an action thriller. Hurts so much that Kurt Russell missed out on the starring role, he would've been perfect.
partially because nobody gives a shit about baseball anymore in the US, so the only kids who get into it are the weedy dorks too unfit to play football and the Asian immigrants.
I know, I was explaining why more and more Japanese players are showing up in the MLB.
>What is the greatest sports movie ever made Cinemaphile?
The Mean Machine 1974
Burt Reynolds is one of those actors who was great only in a certain type of movie. So when that style of movie went out of fashion, his career evaporated. It sucks because I really like Reynolds.
The Replacements is fun. Its about pro football players going on strike, so they slap together a team of regular dudes to keep things going in the season until the strike ends
>brown swarthy mutts that will literally (literally) never contribute to humanity in any way (hypercapitalist marketing notwithstanding) sprinting as hard as they can
Oh woowww that's so freakin awesome!
How do women go around all day with what is essentially underwear wedged way up their asscracks? I never understand. When I get a wedgie it is mega uncomfortable.
>"Boilermaker, you want me to play ball for you? Are you crazy! Okay, I'll do it on one condition: you pretend to be my daddy."
Bad News Bears is sports kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Any of those 90s movies about a kid who either gets on a professional sports team or owns a professional sports team. Rookie of the Year is the only one I remember the name of.
For coming of age sports films it's unironically pic related >tfw will never become a man by setting a goal, unintentionally becoming a symbol of hope and determination to your friends, and seducing a sexy older woman by sniffing her panties
Depends on the sport: >Football - Any Given Sunday >Baseball - Field of Dreams >Soccer - Ladybugs >Volleyball - Side Out >Track & Field - Across The Tracks
If you've not watched one of these sports kinos, please leave and don't come back.
Great movie with a great message: You better learn to stand for for yourself.
The Natural
>Losing is a disease…as contagious as polio. Losing is a disease…as contagious as syphilis. Losing is a disease…as contagious as bubonic plague... attacking one…but infecting all. But curable.
I figure you don't get to choose an overall best, you gotta go by sport
Hockey - Sudden Death
Golf - Happy Gilmore
Football - Jerry Maguire
Baseball - Mr. Baseball
Combat sports - Bloodsport
Basketball - Baseketball
>Hockey - Sudden Death
It stinks, barely any hockey in it. Slapshot is the better hockey movie and it actually is about hockey. Does Sudden Death have Paul Newman? No, Slapshot does. Does Sudden Death have nudity? No, Slapshot does. Does Sudden Death end with Michael Ontkean doing a striptease? NO, Slapshot does!
Any given Wednesday
Her neck and face is too large.
pencil necked gay
small-faced necklet detected
Her nose is a disaster, too.
Please jerk off before posting, OP.
Raging Bull or Rocky.
This, although Raging Bull isn't a sports movie.
>Raging Bull isn't a sports movie.
Why?
those suck
I'm literally shaking and crying right now from the racism of this cover.
>bring it on
tfw it’s already been broughten
Great jerkoff kino
We're black, we know it, we shake out big booties and show it. Break it down Black folk.
we ain't white
we ain't white
we definitely ain't white
cool runnings, blades of glory, stick it or bring it on.
Why are her eyes so piercing?
Tall people have bigger eyeballs but the same sized iris. So the white of the eye is bigger while the iris portion is smaller, it looks more intimidating.
Not sure you ever seen a fat person in your life. I'm jealous
That is not you, nor will never be.
That would make someone’s eyes look goofy, not piercing
Although she isn't tall, Audrey Plaza has larger whites and that has she's bankable.
quirky personality
Giant neck
Fat face
Me in the back
ywn have hair like that
Never had hair, any hair!
>ywn have hair like that
I did, 15 years ago. Now I'm old and bloated and ugly
Cool hair dude
Phenomenal limbal rings.
When she finds out I only frick big booty latinas
Peak physical shape and yet has such a chubby face??? Genetics?
just babbyfat
No anon, she is the one person on earth whose face is not a result of genetics
>seething
purestrain seething, impressive
This girl is only 16
why aren't you dating 16 year old girls from texas?
is the mountain at the right also 16?
very likely considering the state
I hate women so much
redneck girls are so nasty
1. Shes out of highschool and is a money printing machine for the club that posts her dancing
2. She looks like she has methmouth. She doesn't actually, it just looks like it.
peak fertility
Gonna need a name
She doesn't sit like a lady, disgusting. Probably slavic, reeks to high hell of low iq slavic woman bullshit. Slavic women are nothing but prostitutes and punching bags for their mongoloid men.
Major League
The Sandlot
What the frick is Benchwarmer?
Someone that sits on the bench all game.
They are sexy sports themed trading cards. They still make them I think
damn they even have lacrosse
that's ice hockey you midwit
Ok but why is the chick in the logo shitting?
In actual sports its someone who sits on the bench, who never plays and just fills out the roster. In the context of that image based on the symbol I assume its a porn or lewd shoot and they're referencing womens asses in sports settings
Little Giants
who??
Major League.
Prefontaine
The Cutting Edge if you like ice/winter sports. Its about a spoiled, b***hy ice skater who gets teamed up with a former hockey player to try and win gold at the olympics. Its like an olympic version of Taming of the Shrew
As a child I thought she was the same girl who was the prima donna on Salute Your Shorts
>Toepick!
And I don't remember a single other thing about this movie
Toe pick
Not one mention of Slapshot, what a bunch of homosexuals.
or Caddyshack
Hockey isn't a real sport. It's just an even gayer version of lacrosse.
sorry there's not enough black people for you to enjoy it, shlomo
Cricket is a black man's game.
Major League
I need a sporty gf right now
here you go
preciate it
Dated a softballer in high school. She had a fat ass, it was incredible!
seen one sports movie you've seen them all.
I liked Mr Baseball
Tin Cup and SlapShot are good too. I wish Stroker Ace didn't suck
Based
?
did you ever watch Gung Ho?
No but I've got it on my YUGE list of movies to watch. Black Rain is another of those 80s "America-Japan" relations movies, though it's an action thriller. Hurts so much that Kurt Russell missed out on the starring role, he would've been perfect.
What are the ribbons of shame for?
The irony being the best player in America is now Japanese.
partially because nobody gives a shit about baseball anymore in the US, so the only kids who get into it are the weedy dorks too unfit to play football and the Asian immigrants.
Baseball is massive in Japan.
I know, I was explaining why more and more Japanese players are showing up in the MLB.
Burt Reynolds is one of those actors who was great only in a certain type of movie. So when that style of movie went out of fashion, his career evaporated. It sucks because I really like Reynolds.
>Burt Reynolds
he's entertained me a lot semi tough is gud 2
>Americans don't want to get paid $700M
the absolute cope
Came here to post Mr. Baseball, great movie
>SlapShot
The most quotable movie of all time
>What is the greatest sports movie ever made Cinemaphile?
The Mean Machine 1974
fricking yes!
or this ...
paul newman slap shot 1977
The Natural
Baseketball
I, Tonya
a film she should actually have been nominated for
Chariots of Fire
This Sporting Life
frick yeah
the guy who wrote it was both a professional rugby league player and an award winning author (he won the booker prize)
The Replacements is fun. Its about pro football players going on strike, so they slap together a team of regular dudes to keep things going in the season until the strike ends
Saturday has no king. Saturday needs no king
Any sportkinos similar to this?
>brown swarthy mutts that will literally (literally) never contribute to humanity in any way (hypercapitalist marketing notwithstanding) sprinting as hard as they can
Oh woowww that's so freakin awesome!
>NOOOOO DON'T STUNT ON THE BLACKIES YOU'RE WHITE YOU SHOULD JUST SEETHE ONLINE YOU b***h GRRRRR
wow what an attention prostitute
did they get their tan on mercury?
Good press. This synchronizes the rhythms of the body.
How do women go around all day with what is essentially underwear wedged way up their asscracks? I never understand. When I get a wedgie it is mega uncomfortable.
It’s illegal not to wear the undies. They don’t have a choice.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1274453
Women love getting wedgies. Go wedgie the girl you like right now and she'll fall in love.
Shaolin Soccer
Mr. Baseball
It's just like my isekai animus frfr
For me it's Happy Gilmore
Hoosiers
Happy Gilmore
(Tie)
How pathetic is Cinemaphile that it took 90 replies to get Hoosiers?
The fact that nobody has mentioned Bad News Bears tells me this place is flooded with soulless zoomers who have shit taste and grew up with no kino.
Too racist and hints of pedophilia.
>"Boilermaker, you want me to play ball for you? Are you crazy! Okay, I'll do it on one condition: you pretend to be my daddy."
Bad News Bears is sports kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Seventy Years In Prison
Bad News dicky
that's a fat ass
Are there any russian sports movies? Maybe something about ice skating.
Victory
The Damned United
Next Goal Wins
Any of those 90s movies about a kid who either gets on a professional sports team or owns a professional sports team. Rookie of the Year is the only one I remember the name of.
>le mans '66
Is racing a sport?
Absolutely, especially endurance racing.
For coming of age sports films it's unironically pic related
>tfw will never become a man by setting a goal, unintentionally becoming a symbol of hope and determination to your friends, and seducing a sexy older woman by sniffing her panties
Depends on the sport:
>Football - Any Given Sunday
>Baseball - Field of Dreams
>Soccer - Ladybugs
>Volleyball - Side Out
>Track & Field - Across The Tracks
If you've not watched one of these sports kinos, please leave and don't come back.
Seven Days In Hell
youngblood
Great movie with a great message: You better learn to stand for for yourself.
>Losing is a disease…as contagious as polio. Losing is a disease…as contagious as syphilis. Losing is a disease…as contagious as bubonic plague... attacking one…but infecting all. But curable.
>ctrl f
>rudy
>0/0
you're all homosexuals
>Remember the Titans
>Radio
>The Longest Yard
>Mighty Ducks
>Angels in the Outfield
>Goon
All classics
Any good sports/romance movie?
Not gonna lie, Friday Night Lights started something in me.
>COOMER 42
Airborne was my jam. Jack Black and Seth Green before they were famous
I miss the time hot milfs played teenage girls.
I figure you don't get to choose an overall best, you gotta go by sport
Hockey - Sudden Death
Golf - Happy Gilmore
Football - Jerry Maguire
Baseball - Mr. Baseball
Combat sports - Bloodsport
Basketball - Baseketball
>Hockey - Sudden Death
It stinks, barely any hockey in it. Slapshot is the better hockey movie and it actually is about hockey. Does Sudden Death have Paul Newman? No, Slapshot does. Does Sudden Death have nudity? No, Slapshot does. Does Sudden Death end with Michael Ontkean doing a striptease? NO, Slapshot does!
for me, it's the waterboy
>I GOT A WOODEN SPOON DURRRRRR
Rollerball
Miracle.
THERE IS NO TOMORROW
>tfw got old
Lots of things in those movies that didn't mean anything to me the first time watching but now mean a lot
That comedy movie where protagonists go to a ping-pong championship in a volcanic island. It spoofs Bond movies.
Balls of Fury
Walken and that guy from Fanboys
the rigger - a motion picture of how riggi penaltini rigged the qatar world cup