What is the most autistic piece of Lord of the Rings fact or trivia that you know?

What is the most autistic piece of Lord of the Rings fact or trivia that you know?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    drats, I used the wrong picture.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is she the daughter of bob villa

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This board has a lot of knowledge of lotr but the thing that i always feel a lot of people may not know (because I never see it mentioned) is that Sauron's hubris is actually ENTIRELY justified. There is absolutely no being on middle earth who would be able to overcome the ring's influence so close to the source of its creation and actually choose to destroy the ring. Eru literally had to weave the destruction of the ring into his song if ceeation (Gollum tripping).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      his hubris was justified then but his actions trying to take over middle earth weren't

      is she the daughter of bob villa

      it's rachel stevens from the s club 7

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No of course not, I just mean when people question how he left the mouth of mt doom unguarded, or how he didn't even consider anyone would try to destroy the ring... That part is actually justified. Eru had to intercede to destroy the ring; at that point, nothing Sauron did would have really mattered.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          Is the fact that Eru interceded in the actual book, or in one of the appendixes?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Its from Letter 192 of Tolkien's letters

            >Frodo deserved all honour because he spent every drop of his power of will and body, and that was just sufficient to bring him to the destined point, and no further. Few others, possibly no others of his time, would have got so far.
            >The other power then took over: the Writer of the story (by which I do not mean myself), that one ever-present Person who is never absent and never named.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Tolkien's cryptic horseshit from letter whoozit to John Q Dingus
              not in the book
              not canon

              Kind of defeats the whole purpose like why didn't Eru just destroy the ring himself if he is going to interfere like that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its fate. Its not a reactive intercession, but rather the entire narrative we read was part of Eru's will. It wouldn't have happened any other way, couldn't have. It doesn't defeat the purpose of the story or the struggle people go through in it. As Tolkien said, Eru was the writer of the story.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So Tolkien thinks that people do not have free will?

                The oldest thing shown in the movies was Aragorns ring, which predates the 1st age

                Which ring?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think men in lotr canonically do have free will, and I believe Morgoth's rebellion was not in Eru's plan.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I coomed so much to her back in the day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not bad for a israelite

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She looks so much like young Monique Alexander it's sick

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            damn I know what I'm doing tonight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the brunette was always my favorite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This board has a lot of knowledge but I never see discussions like I see on onering.net

      like the other day I saw this thread there about how the orcs that have speaking roles in the movie always come in 2's

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are you being serious anon or are you legitimately stupid?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was a whole long thing where instead of a single character explaining exposition, the pairs of orcs revealed things via their bickering

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Eru did it
      Sauron's hubris was part of the ring when it decided to curse gollum to die if he ever touched it again, some 5 minutes before gollum touched it again and immediately died.
      It was 100% Sauron's fault.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        False.

        Its from Letter 192 of Tolkien's letters

        >Frodo deserved all honour because he spent every drop of his power of will and body, and that was just sufficient to bring him to the destined point, and no further. Few others, possibly no others of his time, would have got so far.
        >The other power then took over: the Writer of the story (by which I do not mean myself), that one ever-present Person who is never absent and never named.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Tolkien's cryptic horseshit from letter whoozit to John Q Dingus
          not in the book
          not canon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >that
            >cryptic

            moron.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I am silly
              Indeed. I have clearly won. Goodnight.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    built for big Indian brahmin wiener

  5. 1 month ago
    Fledgling Investor

    Peter Jackson consulted the last living hobbit 2 years before filming on how to best portray them in the films. That poor hobbit died 3 weeks before he could see the film, but he did get to tour the Shire set.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      Warwick Davis still lives

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's kinda beautiful :')

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That 3 hour long versions of each movie exist.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    count dooku had to explain to the director what its like to get stabbed

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sauron holds a dagger in the opening sequence of the movie because he was meant to create the ring from his own blood after cutting his hand.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    During the filming of Two Towers Steven Seagal appeared on set fully in-costume as Theoden. When Peter Jackson asked what he was doing there he demanded in broken Elvish that he be addressed as Theoden, King of Rohan, claiming that his ancestors actually fought against Saruman at Helm's Deep. Seagal refused to leave the set, and when security was called he squatted and defecated in front of everyone, saying, "This is how a real king shits." Seagal was then escorted off the set by Viggo Mortensen, who promised him access to the catering table.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Galadriel's height

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the book says she's tall

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tolkien elves were taller and stronger than men, making them twinks is a modern fantasy trope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want Galadriel and Debicki in a giraffe threeway.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The oldest thing shown in the movies was Aragorns ring, which predates the 1st age

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Eagles couldn't carry the ring because it would have corrupted them. Gandalf and Galadriel refuse to carry the ring for the same reason.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Samwise Gamgee was the actual true hero of the entire trilogy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      No

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        Tolkien called Sam the "chief hero" of the saga, adding: "I think the simple 'rustic' love of Sam and his Rosie (nowhere elaborated) is absolutely essential to the study of his (the chief hero's) character, and to the theme of the relation of ordinary life (breathing, eating, working, begetting) and quests, sacrifice,

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          Reddit opinion

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't know why you're in this thread paypig homosexual

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Elven breast milk is sweeter than honey from the finest hives. In the book it explains that Elves were not allowed to be wet nurses for other races or even help in child rearing. That's why that entire chapter is cut out of the movies for being so controversial

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Silmarillion readable?

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