What is the most recently released film you would deem worthy of a 10/10 score?
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What is the most recently released film you would deem worthy of a 10/10 score?
What is the most recently released film you would deem worthy of a 10/10 score?
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imagine licking kstews butthole
I do, rather frequently too
the grammar of this always bothered me; she's saying he licked UNDER her armpits, which suggests he wasn't licking the armpit proper.
I want to believe Robert is a man of culture, but what if KStew is actually saying he truly was licking under her armpits, as in beneath where the axilla is?
lucky bastard
christ!
imagine if kstew was your older sister and you snuck into her room late at night
then what
teen pregnancy
from Kate Mara to
Helena Carter
Dumb pitbawd
I can watch her do that for the rest of time
when will she drop the dyke act? she's in her 30's... even Jodie Foster bred kids..
didn't see that one
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Why are Tarantinogays like this?
Once Upon is extremely good. Is it 10/10? Quite arguably so. But I'm sure you could articulate why you disagree without sounding like a frothing-at-the-mouth turbo autismo spewing every buzzword of the last 5 years in the Cinemaphile canon.
Right?
The whole movie is just that pirates guy being a goofy over actor. Drugs, whoa!
It's not that good.
>pirates guy
Yeah it does just go "look at this, woah" as a whole concept of a movie. A really good movie that's about absolutely nothing and pretending really well that it is. Very self-centered from Hollywood as well like a lot of movies now.
It's closer to being a 6/10, maybe 7 if I am being generous but I won't.
They are all brown
Everyone who makes blanket statements accusing perpetrators of being brown is a very dark brown, and anyone who challenges or disputes this is the darkest shade of brown of all.
>No u!
Okay. brown
eww a brown just replied to my post. gross.
(You) replied to your own post? What the hell?
>ESL brown with poor reading comprehension
imagine my shock!
>Imagine my shock!
Ok brown
you can keep hating your own kind, jose, but it still won't make you any less brown
Ok, Cleveland Brown
You guys are moronic
samegay (and brown)
its pure kino. what more can you ask for in a movie?
It was good but 10/10? I’d say Godzilla Minus One but I’m a biased (because I love Godzilla tbh).
based Lynch fan
based Yorgos fan. I saw this in theaters yesterday
based Lynch fan AND Philip Seymour Hoffman fan
>23 years ago
Anon, I….
Hostiles
I hope this is bait, super pretentious movie. The part where Rosamund character screams is so cringe.
Lol, what a shit opinion. Alienfu is beautiful despite the buccal fat removal. Florence is super annoying. The main miscast was Kidman, who is completely bogged up and doesn't pass for a film set before plastic surgeries existed.
Good one. My call would be Ex Machina (2014) or Sicario (2015), or maybe Midsommar (2019), despite what i said about Pugh.
>super pretentious movie.
>maybe Midsommar (2019),
ABATAP
Puss in Boots 2
I think some of the cinematography is so try hard, it makes it a 9/10, but it's more of a 10/10 due to it being the most I laughed in a movie in a long time.
have a nice day pedophiles.
Nightcrawler
Godzilla King Of Monsters
Hardcore Henry
Synecdoche, New York
Mulholland Drive
American Movie (1999)
EEAAO
kristen stewart is relentlessly beautiful
and relentlessly sweaty!
Poor things.
The Master
2014, Birdman and Whiplash
Zack Snyder's Justice League.
Been a long time since a thriller pulled me in this deep. Also was quite disturbing without needing to show you directly the gore or violence
I've been looking for this on a streaming site but no luck so far.
>2025
>streaming
Lucky for me it's 2024
truly flawless movie, one of the only out of the 1000+ I've seen that makes me giddy with love for it.
Watched it for the first time recently and had it playing in the background and stopped what I was doing to watch it. Rare event.
>based on the book by the author of charlie and the chocolate factory
absolute kino movie, if you haven't seen it do yourself a favour and watch it
But I'm not a homosexual
Dinner In America
Come on now, it’s a good movie but it’s 8/10 at best I’d call it a 7 personally but I could see how someone could see it as an 8.
>Come on now, it’s a good movie but it’s 8/10 at best I’d call it a 7 personally but I could see how someone could see it as an 8.
filtered
I wanna fugg Kerry Condon
I think a better question is a 9/10 movie. Reason is 10/10 is an extremely high bar, anytime someone posts one some other anon is gonna take some issue with it, and a lot of the time they will be right. It’s extremely easy to knock a 10/10 down to a 9/10, any flaw will do. With the low bar set by recent movies, I think this is a waste of time. 9/10 is a much more reasonable goal here. There have been very few this century, and i can think of half a dozen 9/10s in the 80s and 90s. The last 9/10 I can remember is no country for old men.
>the last 9/10
>20 years ago
Anon, I...
Can you explain the issue you have with my post, I don’t get it. If it’s that the last really good movie I can think of was a long time ago I agree, that’s grim. I’m sure there are other 9/10 movies in this century but I can’t think of any honestly. I’m fact if you take all movies of this century, and make that the baseline, a frick ton of movies from the 90s become 9/10 that werent before. I’d argue that if you used movies from 2020-now as a baseline, Star Wars episode 1 is a 9/10. If you use the sequels as a baseline, episode 1 is the best movie ever made. Tv and movies have gotten really fricking bad. The average is in the toilet, and though there’s a few gems here and there, there aren’t many, and the gems aren’t as good as ones in the 70s-90s. Even movies from the 2000s that were average for the time look really good by comparison to 2020s movies. And considering gen z and younger are more and more into shit like TikTok, so there’s gonna be less money, attention, and taken going into them, I don’t think this trend will reverse. I think movies are just gonna get worse and worse until they basically die before the end of the century. Sad!
That's bleak. I'd say there will be some "fed up with the bullshit" phase at a near-collapse or some other, first time ever using this phrase, paradigm shift. Possibly a new version, or versions, of Hollywood that make stuff that people like again. Foreign versions of Hollywood will still make stuff and they don't have the same issues Hollywood or western youth has. I have a larger point to that but don't feel like typing it out. There's more at play than before but Facebleak was also a big deal until it wasn't and exists now as a mark of the beast, so to speak.
NCFOM was 20 years ago. You should watch a movie some time.
>the average is in the toilet
I'm not fully immersed into the artistic snobbery of it but I think I can promote and defend pretty well my preferences so I don't subscribe to your theorem. I like the "9/10" though.
Do you not think the average quality of movies has gone down? If not, can you elaborate?
I skimmed your article, sorry. But now that I have read it I agree that
>less money, attention, and time going into them
is real but there's no way it will last long enough to kill off moving picture stories. My point about it is, ignore the outside factors I hinted at, it will become unpopular by the propagandists ruining it and they will lose interest in using it as a platform because at that point it will have naturally shed the audience by failing to deliver anything that could keep attention well enough to deliver their pill. Nerds and real enthusiasts and artists and people that actually care about it will still love it and everyone knows nerds rule so it'll bounce back when normies glom on again.
I just gave you hope and you are welcome! Please kill me.
Ironclaw
I'm not sure every short is a 10/10 individually, but this was by far the best western of the 21st century so far.
it's this one. the closest anything has come since has been like an 8.5 tops. that it still doesn't really exist in any official physical way (aside from promo screeners) peeves the ever-loving shit out of me.
this is one of those 8.5s
All Gold Mountain and Meal Ticket are fantastic. The others are pretty meh. The "first time?" meme one is the worst.
why is sam hyde in a lars von trier movie?
Godzilla Minus One
The Northman
Parasite
Drive My Car
9/10
ugly short heels
wouldn't bang/10
imagine sniffing the goddess fumes from her sweaty fricking socks.
It’s so strange to me that hotter women smell better. But they really do. I don’t even like feet, but this is a true story. My buddy growing up had a legit 10/10 sister. She came back from college for a break, and we were watching a movie. She for some reason puts her foot right in my face, like touching my nose. Again, I don’t like feet, I’ve been grossed out by the smell of my gfs feet before(but they were average chicks). Well when the smell of this chick, and I can’t stress this enough how hot she was, she was a college cheerleader back when they were all hot, when that smell hit my nose my dick went rock hard instantly, in my basketball shorts. This was the one time I regretted having a big dick, because everyone in that room saw exactly what happened.
>lol anon just got a huge boner from smelling my foot!
>cue hysterical laughter from the room, some of which were her hot college friends
And that’s how I got a reputation for being a footgay, despite not being one. I couldn’t control it though, my dick just responded. That moment has came back to haunt me many times in my life. I still get chicks randomly sending me feet pics on Facebook and shit like that to make fun of me.
Lucky you, i would have embraced it and told her to keep doing it
>hotter women smell better
not in my experience
recently 69'd the hottest woman I've been with and she STANK, b***h needs better hygiene
hahaha
The Matrix?
>The Matrix was 25 years ago
WTF???
feels longer
>fat black woman in it
I’ve heard good things but I can’t imagine 10/10 for that reason alone
I know right, and I never liked her in Only Murders in the Building, but she's surprisingly tolerable, dare I say even good, in Holdovers
>t. never seen Gone with the Wind.
The black woman in that film is a pure caricature, a mythical creature of fiction. She is ridiculous in so many ways
It's a personal 10/10 to me but not in the grand scheme.
Midsommar (yes i know you hate it but 10/10 for me)
i like that movie too
I can't rate movies like that. It all depends on my mood. The same movie can be 7 or 9 depending on the day I watched it.
shit
okay
good
is all I need.
The last three 10/10s were The Lighthouse, Under The Silver Lake, and Blade Runner 2049.
>Under The Silver Lake
beat me to it. genuine masterpiece that works on multiple levels.
Disclosurecore is where it's at these days.
Honestly, probably Don't Breath 2.
Is that the turkey-baster franchise?
Haven't seen 2 yet.
Yes but it's not really a franchise. The first movie is pretty forgettable minus the turkey baste scene, but they took a whole different direction for the second movie and elevated it to the highest level of kino. Its the type of movie that I can see people hating because they don't have the capacity to understand it, but if you're mature enough to take it seriously you'll enjoy it.
>you need a very high IQ to understand horror schlock
Never mentioned high IQ but you're a good example of what I'm talking about.
last great movie was probably Sicario, but similar to the other guy, I say no movie is a 10/10
flaws exist in every film
In the Hearth of the Sea is a 5/5 for me.
Honestly, probably Good Time. Maybe Wiener-Dog before that
how do I cope with the fact that I will never experience what it's like being together with her?
the cope I am running with so far is that if I was the kinda guy who would have a chance with her I wouldn't feel this intense longing that comes from desiring someone completely out of your reach
same way someone in the 3rd world might imagine my life being heaven from their position while it's mundane and sad to me
it just messes with my mind that I got this privilege to be in the same timeline as the cutest girl in the history of the universe but by living a cowardly life of mediocrity she is locked away forever from me and I can't retry like in a video game. I'm not special and don't deserve her but if I was given the chance and could go back I would try my best to become the guy who would.
you know she's gay right
bi and her first relationships were guys
>oh yeah im bi but i havent dated a man in over a decade
oh anon
Probably LOTR (Fellowship,even though the others were good too)
>wearing socks
lame
>score
Nobody read this word and continued blithly on talking about plots and shit.
I love when women sit in positions which highlight their juicy thighs
Whiplash
I frickin love that woman. I hope Love Lies Bleeding will good
I can't really give anything 10/10.
There are films which I can find no faults in, like The Beasts, but these films are not my favorites.
My favorite films are full of obvious problems and I have things to criticize them for.
How do you actually get to a point of calling something 10/10?
>The Beasts
>2022
there is your error
Robocop (1987)
Also Total Recall, Starship Troopers. I didnt care for Flesh+Blood. Showgirls is way too weird and funny to be a 10 but Verhoeven is a master none the less
>lust provoking image
frick you, OP. i'm trying to quit it.
The Matrix
The Last Samurai
The Bourne Identity
The Mission
A Man for All Seasons
Kin-dza-dza!
Silence of the Lambs
there are no new movies that are a 10. Thats a product of the Golden Ages. We are in the fall of rome era now so all we get are gays and Black folk